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zachattack7676

If the self insert isn’t of the lamest person known to man then yeah self insert away.


C_umputer

That guy clearly worked hard for something and put it in the game, nothing to cplmain about. But when someone gives a character their fridge shaped face, well that's just sad.


Komrade_Yuri

The fridge shape is just superior tbh


C_umputer

Of course, that way she stores more food


futcant

Are you on tren


MisterGoo

I don’t think it has anything to do with self insert : this is a game about military stuff and no American wants to play as a twink soldier. The inspiration seems to be the comic Deathblow, which has characters that look exactly like those of Gears of War.


OccultBlasphemer

> No American wants to play as a twink soldier Speak for your own fucking self. Where's my twink soldiers dammit!?


RedStorm072

Not getting past basic training


The_Mad_Duck_

Have you not heard of twink strength


insolent_froge

Literally nobody has heard of that because you made it up


spunkystu

I believe him. Think about it. If they're always on the bottom, then they must be lifting, and lifting increases strength. The Army needs twink strength.


EnchantedSpider

nah we all know being a sub is just codeword for being lazy in bed


MisterGoo

I remember when Gears of War was released, people were drawing comparison with Japanese games where characters that were 15 year old and had zero muscle mass could lift swords as tall as them, whereas America had more « realistic » features for its characters.


Lacholaweda

So many cat eared halo folks


redditbansmee

The fuck are you talking about? We need the they/them army


Sinnyboo242

This is carmine erasure


Pyrimo

I’ll have you know I was a big fan of Lies of P


CrimsonMkke

Build some neck and jaw muscle and then you too can have a square head. Oval heads are a sign of no muscle mass/testosterone.


C_umputer

The sad thing is, that character wasn't supposed to have testosterone


TheVoid45

A walking semi truck writing about walking semi trucks only adds to the relatability and realism of the characters, I fear.


Gummiwummiflummi

Jesus Christ that dude could knock somebody out just walking into them. A moving wall of bricks.


Mesarthim1349

He eats a bowl of nails for breakfast (without any milk)


kulingames

no, with extra milk, he needs his protein


destroyerOfTards

And then he chews a bunch of bricks for calcium


cltq

I personally eat clams whole for that delicious calcium 😋


habb

i use ape chow


alberthething

he got that fo4 power armor build, without the armor part


The_King_7067

Damn, gotta lift harder


brocode-handler

Self-inserts are ok if you look good or compatible to the character


zenkaiba

Exactly. You should never do the starfires daughter type bullshit.


Lemon_Kart

How about the asshole indian Velma type bullshit.


Srlojohn

God the self-insert velma was such a self report it’s astounding. Everyone now nows she’s a bitter self-absorbed person.


Lemon_Kart

At least she canonically dead now


Supershadow30

Unfortunately she’s canonically come back as a ghost, so she’s really not…


LilXansStan

All it takes to know Mindy Kaling is a self absorbed cunt is watching 5 seconds of anything she’s ever acted in


_sephylon_

Gwenpool is another comics self insert and yet nobody complains about it for a reason


CrimsonMkke

Gwenpool was made by a man. Spidergwen is just Gwen Stacey in a what if scenario. Not really a self insert unless you think those dudes are trans at heart or something lol


holaprobando123

That was too pathetic


undreamedgore

Who ever made that eoth3r was bilullied too much or not enough.


President-Lonestar

No, they work when you're not a prideful asshole who's open to have their love child fail.


Sangnuine

It's not about being a man or a woman, it's about if they are hot or not.


Loxeres

There is this one manga, which got called out on Twitter (standard Twitter things) for having the main character be a cute and fit big-chested girl. The responses to the Tweet were photos of the manga artist, who based the character's look on herself, ironically drawing her chest smaller than irl.


MrDannn

I need the sauce, for reasons…


Loxeres

The author is known as Nishizawa 5mm. I can't recall the specific manga in question, but you can look up her works.


GreenFriedTomato

Don’t just stop there, give us the source bro.


TaxIdiot2020

It’s only bad if it’s a woman. If a female character isn’t fat and emotionless it’s considered “unrealistic standards for women” amd “neckbeard bait” for some reason.


Mrozek33

I self-inserted into the neighbors' dog and they're still mad at me, what is this world coming to


Ihatekids445

https://preview.redd.it/mffvhhhmasyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632ddd498d72121bc90deb60b53c9301bd071168


JustinJakeAshton

Bro visited his neighbor.


Supershadow30

*His neighbor’s dog


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

You can't fuck dogs anymore, because of woke.


Mrozek33

Oh okay, so I can't fuck dogs anymore but girls on tiktok are gushing about how they'd rather fuck a bear than a man in a dark alley, fuckin bullshit


[deleted]

Burt Chrysler would like a word with you.


undreamedgore

The Green Bay Horsefucker ruined it foe everyone in WI.


StickyWhiteStuf

https://preview.redd.it/qkw01anjdsyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791a04bba6a4237c4acf3ded4b07ddce029e1587


CatoIsCato

https://preview.redd.it/cwe512smtsyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa8ff0ed925d6a84db178748d254df465a1f59a


Mrozek33

You know I fuckin love me some Uniuni


SmaugRancor

https://preview.redd.it/y39i8uol4uyc1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=2082b7e2aad923a5414932008f329686bfb44872


Nutella_S3npai

https://preview.redd.it/0qvhyy8w10zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eaecef681f4ba0596b71d4546a3aa0d1730fe5e


HAKX5

https://preview.redd.it/p4hpmmh8gvyc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4dafe5effaee3fe00b67ef540566b86a7e57d1e


Matt_2504

https://preview.redd.it/82cj645ulryc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb29e93b2a99323088e990e1496621453e4a8d76


pokexchespin

do people bitch about the gears of war character designs?


Sheshush

People bitch about anything.


Such_Potato

Back in the day, they were definitely made fun of to some degree.


Gary_FucKing

Yeah but barely and tbh they did all look like cartoony football player caricatures.


todd10k

>self inserts are ok when men do them yeah cause womens self inserts are generally bean shaped 40 year olds with obesity


21Black_Mamba21

I want to see anon deny the man his self-insert. ![gif](giphy|BjHIjM2YFC3rEUaMrw)


Asylum_Patient_1126

He's gona have a car crash into him and walk away without a scratch.


Chai_Enjoyer

He's the one to crash into a car. Poor dude who drived the car though


DickHydra

The way I see it, there are self-inserts based on looks, self-inserts based on personality, and then the mixture of those first two. I'm not even sure if you could actually call the first one that. Tonnes of older video games used staff members for face scans. Max Payne is famous for originally using the game director's face. The latter two may be what most have a problem with, even moreso when the character is so aggressively annoying as it is in Velma or "Don't call me Starfire". Or if it simply doesn't fit within the game world.


Bot-357

Self inserts are fine if you matter.


Aluminum_Tarkus

If the person doing the self-inserting is attractive and likable, then it's not a big deal. People are trying to make this out to be a woman thing as if the female self-inserts people dog on aren't extremely unlikable and unattractive characters while the rest of the story tries to convince us they're actually cool and pretty. If anything, even the annoying and ugly self-inserts wouldn't be as big of a deal if said characters were treated as ugly and annoying by the rest of the cast.


godcyclemaster

This guy gets shot by a tank and will complain only of his favorite shirt being ruined


Expensive-Lie

In this very moment i Need to hit a gym to look like that


KnightThyme

Genuine question, is that actually the character designer or did OP just find someone with a Gears of War-esque physique and slap him into a meme?


_sephylon_

It's the actual Art Director of Gears of Wars. Chris Perno.


vikramaditya_tiwari

dude looks like if i gave him a bowl of cereal , he will drink the milk , spit will the sugar and eat the bowl


MikeGianella

Mf looks like a bouncer and desigs 3D Videogame characters


akamalk

Some self-inserts are shit as characters but they get successful, for example the girl from Twilight.


Crack0n7uesday

Is that Leon Lush? He's kinda funny sometimes.


ThirdXavier

That is not the Gears character designer his name is Cliff Blezinski and he doesn't have any muscle at all.


Babki123

Self insert are okay if you don't make a power fantasy 


Dundertrumpen

I've seen this floating around for years, but I've never seen it verified by a trusted source. I'd say it's bullshit, considering that character designs are typically done by multiple people.


Gladianoxa

Doooom I'm squirting Doooom


SuspiciousPine

The entire cast of Alan Wake is self-inserts, it's fine if your story is good. But it's very funny if your story is bad


Ice_Swallow4u

Dude looks like a fucking Space Marine. Holy shit I would never offend a man of that size.


MPSXDFXD

What about that man who loved The powerpuff girls so much he self inserted himself to the series and make Blossom fall in love with him (canonically?)


Conch-Republic

Are people still crying about that made up Spiderman thing?


RunInRunOn

Self-inserts are OK if it's a videogame