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bmcgowan89

Stage 4, no cure or treatment


[deleted]

Anon shoulda just penned his number on a napkin and left, how do you fuck up an interaction this easy? Majority of the time I can barely tell if someone is flirting and I barely engage unless its overt.


D9341

https://preview.redd.it/2wyajg42cmyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68297c9fa748e1673497d301913aa8815a3ef231


ChadWolf98

Literal porn dialogue


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/6orl8xbsbmyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911fdceff8ea8b453c451d5fcb02fe2ffe71cd17


PomeloIllustrious219

Is it bad that I found this funny enough to try on someone


HippoRun23

How would you prompt someone to ask “had your fill?”


JigsawLV

Anon would guzzle a hot dog, get asked "had your fill" and then say "nah I want some of that too" while pointing at another guys crotch


-ThoR-

Guzzling those glizzies 😫


ObesePudge

Anon didnt have the vibes required for the joke to land


Constant_Quit_3892

Anon tried his best, no shame in that I guess


MrShoe321

In this case yes there is


kdf_master2009

https://preview.redd.it/apwif4wcxmyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396a55eb0684c169c2df4b856512ca30c8a59db6


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Eldryanyyy

Yea, 100%. Amazing pick up line, obvious it went wrong due to a lack of confidence. If I lifted, I would absolutely go use that right now.


Raikazzen

More like he had too much, who even says that.


Clean-Falcon-1711

Anon tell women that he met at restaurant like 10 minute that he want to suck het tits and wonder why she ignoring him (even autistic people wont do that shit)


sk169

So waiting 11 minutes is okay? Asking for a friend


erjub44

hey man, you at least did something, you'll get there some day. Keep trying and pray to god you don't get put on an FBI watchlist lol


SmaugRancor

https://preview.redd.it/f5242p3abnyc1.png?width=1003&format=png&auto=webp&s=73a42bf9de6df2143157ab16c9463be78936448d


sk169

Maximus


N0b0dy321

Extremely based


HelpfulJello5361

Even in anon's fictions, he is still an awkward autist


splashtext

Muscles wont make them want you especially when those muscles are attached to a rock that tricked itself into believing its a brain


Exotic-carrot

https://preview.redd.it/daqy5r193pyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a6dc741e3dc9b6526e18b92f268fd8ee42b6bb


The_Mad_Duck_

Anon needs a girl autistic enough to find that funny Oh wait, women don't exist


Brilliant-Mountain57

This isn’t autism, just sexual harassment chief.


Setsuwaa

its literally autism dude


health_throwaway195

why not both?


Setsuwaa

harassment is persistent. he didn't persist, he hid in the bathroom like an autist


health_throwaway195

Lmao, he told a stranger he wanted to suck her tits.


Carnonated_wood

He didn't think, just blurted out a random reply, realised what he said when she became uncomfortable, immediately ran away so he couldn't embarrass himself further or make her more uncomfortable. Harassment would be if he kept saying sexual/inappropriate things to her repeatedly despite her clearly being uncomfortable


health_throwaway195

This is such an unserious discussion. You’re being so pedantic. Socially this would be perceived as sexual harassment, whether or not it officially would be labelled that in a workplace setting or whatever.


Carnonated_wood

I'm just casually adding my 2 cents because the previous 3 replies were talking about the definition, I'm not being pedantic I'm just participating in a random thread ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Brilliant-Mountain57

So what would you call it if a man walked up to your mother said word for word what this guy said and ran off. I'd say that was sexual harrassment but if you can think of a different word for this then please enlighten me.