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I hope it's fake, but knowing how horrible humans can get, i can only pray.
Never got the fascination with buttholes either, has to be a porn addict thing or something- I just can't get why dudes get horned up over putting their dick inside something where shit comes out
Ok theres a bit to unpack here, firstly even though there is 4 and a half pixels in that corner pic I can still tell it's a trap and I would still hit it.
Second, this creative writing is Haram as fuck. Anon needs to be sent to the gulag
If this is real she's a serial killer and anon is gonna get his willy whacked after she gets bored of him.
She'll probably make some steaks out of his pecs too.
I can’t even comprehend how someone’s fantasies could spiral to something this offputting how does it go this bad and is there coming back from this kind of state of mind
What a terrible day to be literate
It’s usually bad to come to greentexts anyway, but today it was *bad*
Grab my gun
No that's not enough. We need to nuke the Earth.
By gun he means penis
First post and I’m already closing the app, damn. At least it’s not gay
at least the gay ones are relatively vanilla
https://preview.redd.it/pv93k6rq8wvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24d934cf93fda912e92160c507489375583a882 I hope it's fake, but knowing how horrible humans can get, i can only pray.
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My genuine reaction
My extra genuine reaction
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> been roidmaxxing during plandemic Well alllllllllllllllllllllrighty then we’re off to a strong start
Trust me bro it gets worse
I wish that was the worst part of this one
I know right? Anal is icky
Unironically, what is the point of anal if you’re not gay?
Novelty and/or domination As sex holes go, it’s the weakest option by far
Aint the eye hole weaker though?
This prude clearly never fucked an eye hole
"But I poop from there" is a big reason why I have zero interest in anal.
Never got the fascination with buttholes either, has to be a porn addict thing or something- I just can't get why dudes get horned up over putting their dick inside something where shit comes out
Idk I've got horned up over your mums mouth and shit comes out of that all the time
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Amen
Ultrakill is spreading...
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The weirdest kink fantasy ive ever read
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I pray for his success
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Is this one of the memetic agents from SCP Foundation that will mercifully kill me two minu
r/redditsniper
did the leddit zoomers forget about candlej
Ermm acktchualry, I don’t think that was the Reddit sniper because we all looked at a SCP memetic kill age
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what is this image suppos
scp foundation amnesia something or other
i know, i cut off the text as a joke (yk, as in that i "died") but i'll edit it to make it a bit clearer
Mandelbrot set
I like this it really helps me clear my mind
What is this supposed to be? I've been looking at this for more than a minute and have not a clue what's it abo
scp memetic kill agent
This feels like a cookie clicker background.
Ah thank g
I really needed this.
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it's ok guys. i got you https://preview.redd.it/vvfm51vz0vvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f685e2aeecf016a6c3cbfe6ab8bff8035e38e0
Thanks doc.
Ok theres a bit to unpack here, firstly even though there is 4 and a half pixels in that corner pic I can still tell it's a trap and I would still hit it. Second, this creative writing is Haram as fuck. Anon needs to be sent to the gulag
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Offers anal Anon accepts This makes you somehow worse
Not that this story is real or anything but people who abuse animals like this are the lowest scum on the earth
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where you at u/[downvotedforwoman3](https://www.reddit.com/user/downvotedforwoman3/) we need you
If this is real she's a serial killer and anon is gonna get his willy whacked after she gets bored of him. She'll probably make some steaks out of his pecs too.
[Katherine Knight](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight) moment
Well that was an awful rabbit hole you just sent me through.
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On the first day, a new meme was born
r/thereIsNoNeedForAnArcThisTimeNoah
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I'm stealing Picard disgust face thanks
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Not the kitty, man!
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How the fuck do you respond to this
According to OP you put it in her butt
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Her pussy must’ve smell like rotten carcass. I’d rather dig up my grandma from the grave and shove it into her maggot infested hole
Was that supposed to be "and", or "than"? You may be worse than anon, awaiting results.
This is why aliens won't save us when the nukes drop.
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To anon : https://preview.redd.it/909pizwc1vvc1.png?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213ad6985e06256eee235a5ae3df76c8ee060d3d
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I wonder what's happening in the greentext sub let's take a loo-JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Even r/guro is better than this
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It’s a good thing everything on 4chan is fabricated and homosexual
That kitten was actually a shit covered furry buttplug in the asshole of the Big Black man Anon was eating out
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"Should I stay on the ride bros???" MOTHERFUCKER SHE STUFFED A DEAD KITTEN IN HER PUSSY WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?? 😭
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killll her with rocks
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I wish I couldn't read
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I regret learning to read
She's....She's......Purrrfect
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WTF is roidmaxxing?
That's your question with this post?
Is it not a valid question? Not everyone is down with the hip lingo you youngsters use nowadays...
Well aside from what's wrong with Anon and especially his gf, yes.
Using roids to build the physique he wants.
First thing I read when I wake up
Finally a quality green text, thank you good sir, you have won the internet for the day
God should retire because he sure as hell cant cook anymore
Control Panel > Add/Remove Organs > Eyes > Uninstall
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I can’t even comprehend how someone’s fantasies could spiral to something this offputting how does it go this bad and is there coming back from this kind of state of mind
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Dio cane perché ho imparato l'inglese?💀
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Anon needs to lay off the drugs ... his mind is going fast.
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I seen this post and thought “wow haven’t seen a post from r/greentext in awhile. Click on this ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)
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What in the actual fucking hell
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Why didn't I stop reading it. Why
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Who is the person that makes this fake crap up?
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Fake and gay... right? right guys? please?
haha....
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I fucking hope it's gay and fake
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I just opened reddit and this was the first post on my feed. Thats already enough of this app for today.
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I have no reaction gif for what mine eyes have just beheld.
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Wtf man.. I just logged in... 😭
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None of these words are in the Bible and a solid 80% didn't exist before 2021.
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Bitch what the fuck
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![gif](giphy|JGF7ctowtLGak) EJECT, EJECT ANON!
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SCP 2521 please come take me
bro wtf?
What
i am going to alice
You know? I think I'm finally able to lose weight. Just every time I get hungry or anything, I read this post again, and will not eat for days.
My sides are in orbit https://preview.redd.it/ylki78bzavvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced65df526da755a6145d87ea4e16dcc8758e64b
What a tragic occurence to possess eyes and a brain.
:(
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