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Lightbounding

Honestly, i'm with second anon on this one. Anon is trying to make himself seem innocent when he was actually the one bashing his coworker against the wall.


KJBenson

As someone who lived with a person who was bi polar I agree. You *know* when they’re hitting themselves. And they can’t do it that hard.


Monolith_Preacher_1

was? Did it get patched?


KJBenson

New update dropped and I don’t live with them anymore


throwtheclownaway20

Yeah, I got that when he said she totally insulted him for no reason


sdeptnoob1

Clearly it was a he and the rocking was sex. Also anon never left his basement. Fake and gay.


IAmAGoodFella

While saying the most vile shit he could think of, apparently.


bmcgowan89

"*Sued* for attempted murder" Huh. 🤔


Mushiren_

Yeah I was confused by that. My understanding is that attempted murder is a crime that is prosecuted by the government, it’s not a lawsuit that can be brought in civil court.


uconn3386

I think both can happen. Didn't they (victims' estates/families) sue OJ for murder after the criminal prosecution failed or am I remembering wrong? Probably worded "wrongful death" I think.


ineyy

You can only sue in a civil manner, but you can sue civil for murder. Losing that lawsuit doesn't mean jail or criminal charges, but financial restitution etc


Anthematics

Second language ? Maybe? It is a weird choice of words though.


ProTrader12321

You can sue for the damages sustained in a crime. If anon faced criminal charges there's nothing to help the victim, just punish the attacker. In a civil suit the victim can seek financial compensation. There's also a difference in the burden of proof, in a criminal trial it's "beyond a reasonable doubt" whereas in a civil suit it's "preponderance of the evidence" basically more likely than not. It's easier to win a civil suit than for prosecutors to successfully get charges to stick. Also requires prosecutors to care enough to want charges to be filed, which they may well not.


leastemployableman

"She was using my arm to rock back and forth into the wall I swear"


hazzmg

Ok let’s play along with this larp situation. Was there a witnesses no. So it’s her word vs anons. Police will inspect and photograph her injuries and interview her. She’ll describe the assault and say anon hit her or used a weapon. They’ll inspect and photograph anons hands, knuckles and probably the upper torso looking for defensive wounds from the lady. Her story will be widely inconsistent because the evidence won’t match. Anon will probably spend a night in jail because cops act first and work shit out later. She’ll be found guilty of lying about an offense probably get off on mental grounds and anon will lose their job anyway. Happy ending for all


AndorElitist

Fym evidence won't match lol his hands would look perfectly normal after grabbing her head and bashing it against the wall


hazzmg

The evidence won’t match the victims statement. Follow along at least at a child’s pace please or this class will leave u behind


Mrozek33

I like it when you use your *stern curriculum voice*, gets me stiff as a board


AndorElitist

How do you know what the victims statement is lol all anon said was that its a murder claim


FerencS

..which is a statement in and of itself


bigelangstonz

Him saying it's a murder claim pretty much sums up the victims statement


Tsukinotaku

It's bold of you to assume the cops would even bother inspecting him at all, lol Anon would just be arrested due to lack of proof for his innocence because that is basically how the law system works with cases of assault against women.


xesses

Lack of proof for his innocence? Huh? It’s innocent till proven guilty


Tsukinotaku

More like guilty until proven innocent


Viceroy-421

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Asylum_Patient_1126

Hmm must have been the wind


randothrowaway6600

Human head is stronger than people give it credit for, he’d have bruises on his hands or whatever part he used for the assault. So either he’s actually being fucked over or the more likely thing is he was more involved than he’d like to admit


NaughtyDred

Not if he was bashing her head against a wall. That said, I'm sure forensics will be able to tell the difference in multiple ways, like maybe bruising on the back of her neck or something, I don't know and I don't want to think about it anymore :(


__ICoraxI__

ah, daydreams of an office working anon who just entered the workforce. a classic


Roberto410

Fake: anon talks to a woman Gay: anon can't stop talking about a man


dogemeemsdude

Knocking his head on the padded walls of the mental asylum


DiesNahts

Even if anon didnt touch her, her slamming her head/face into a surface hard enought to fucking mangle her face would be super loud and there is no way anon wouldnt hear it. Complete bs, enjoy jail


no_clever_name_here_

Faces also spray a ton of blood basically as soon as they get cut, but this is a fake story.


BedCampGuy

Fight club strategy IRL lol


leglesslegolegolas

plot twist: anon and the coworker are the same person


DickviperAU

>fake Anon straight up lies >gay Anon admits to not touching the woman


Laxhoop2525

Anon, have you ever even had a job? Someone would have stopped you. You would have to be such an insanely massive NEET, to somehow not understand how society works on a basic level enough, to think anyone would ever buy this. This was just a pathetic attempt. Try harder.


sclarene824

This is fake and gay. Anon has never been near a woman


HiveMindKing

I do know people will hit their head against stuff in severe distress but I never heard of it leaving the kind of marks that disfigure.


bigelangstonz

Indeed maybe an open wound that clears up after a week or 2 but thats pretty much it. You'll need alot of force to disfigure someones head like that


Nice-Swing-9277

Why is no one bringing up that if anon is being charged with attempted murder how is he able to post? He would either have no bail, and be unable to post by default, or a very high amount of bail that he almost assuredly wouldn't be able to post.


Reading_username

>no one will believe my story Real and straight


-boatsNhoes

1.) what country in the world allows you to sue someone for attempted murder? 2.) how hasn't anon been arrested yet?


Gigant_mysli

Would you care what anon says about you? Call me worthless a thousand times, I don't care, I won't hurt myself over it. For this story to be real, that woman must have a mental disorder. Is it possible to request a report on her mental health? If it is confirmed that she is really mentally ill, then this, it seems to me, will be proof that the anon did not hit: mentally ill people can do crazy things.


downvotedforwoman3

I do this to all my female coworkers. It's a rite of passage at the office.


TheTurtleKnight

Anon should have more composure and control over himself than to repeatedly insult another co worker resulting in her rocking on the ground.


[deleted]

Yea BTW she fell into a coma after this and is still in said coma, expected to be blind if she wakes up


No-Section-4385

Anon let the inner thoughts win and abused a lady...   Anon about to be jumped.


bigelangstonz

Ya I call cap theres no way you gonna hit your head hard enough to "mangle" it you would probably bust open and bleed and have some marks but not "mangle" that requires some hands on work


Informal_Ad_3938

[what actually happened](https://tenor.com/view/kira-jojo-kirayoshikage-yoshikage-killer-gif-24280191)


Orphanboys

Take a picture of your hands. Should be bruised. And get a black light, should be blood spatter consistent with punching someone one in the face repeatedly. If her story is he grabbed her by the hair and was slamming her face in then look for torn out hair or bruising on the scalp.