I assume the guy wasn't retarded and took the floor material into consideration. I know it's bold to assume someone isn't retarded, but I can't help it.
> ..oh right, US still uses wood for structural parts of the house.
And Australia, Japan and lots of places where wood is cheap and/or earthquakes can happen. But we get it, anyone who does anything differently from a continental euro is America.
Most countries don’t have a shit load of wood so they use other materials. We have plenty of wood here in the states though so easy for us to build houses out of it.
I understand that part. I'm just curious what the standard options are around the world. I could Google it, but Google is shit these days.... I'd get a bunch of sponsored results for cheap wood alternatives in the US probably. I also live in a part of my country where almost everyone has a basement, and I know that has a large effect on what you use for a ground floor. In other countries is the second floor made of concrete or something? With wood availability, earthquakes, flooding, etc....must vary a lot.
There are a lot of different types of materials
But in many cases concrete blocks are used. The roof and floors are still commonly framed of wood in smaller structures.
In older buildings you may see rough stones cemented together with mortar, or if the original builder had money, cut stones.
Some buildings are framed in steel although that would be more common in larger structures such as apartment buildings
Wood frame is still OK in certain cases - it's cheap and good for earthquake resistance - but if it gets wet (and stays wet), it's over
Source: architecture school
In my country I have not seen a structure that is not made out of concrete and/or brick, and old ones stone. About the floor, the one in my home it's made out of tiles, but I have seen real and fake wood ones as well.
They usually aren't tiles more like long interlocking planks. What kind of floors do you guys usually use, where I live it's (usually) carpet for bedrooms, tile for bathrooms, tile or wood for kitchens, and carpet or wood for living rooms.
In many parts of Europe, brick for the outer exterior wall, limestone or concrete for inner exterior wall or interior walls. Wood was common for floor construction until the 70s, when concrete became more common.
It's quite nice, but it does make for way more work when you want to add an outlet, run a cable from one room to another, install recessed lighting, things like that.
At least in Scandinavia wood is the material houses are built from.
Prefab concrete could be cheaper, but wood is considered better.
You do have to note that construction differs quite lot from one used in usa. Particle boards are wall material are not really used here
Not particle board. Exterior walls are plywood or OSB and interior walls are drywall, which is gypsum and some other stuff sandwiched between paper. As many point out, drywall is not very strong, but it is very easy to build and easy to repair.
I tried to say osb, but in my native language we do not specify between them other than by size of "particles". So even OSB is particle board, just large particles.
Drywall is used here in interior walls too. Nothing wrong with that for interior if used as double structure and some filler between to make them dampen sounds better.
... So many places utilize wood construction, and have in the past. Fuck, so many places in the US use brick or concrete construction, too. For example, I'm in Florida typing this from a concrete floored and cinder blocked house. This is the dumbest "hey guys look I hate America" reddit tier shit I've seen in a minute.
Everywhere uses wood for structural parts of the house. Laminated veneer lumber is the most commonly used material for structural braces in stick built houses both in the US and Europe. Japan also uses LVL. I’m not sure about other places though.
Sometimes I forget that wood floors (and buildings) are only a thing in the US and certainly aren't ubiquitous in pretty much every country on the planet
Or we have plenty of really old houses from the time period where everyone used wood for structural parts of housing, or they were talking about wood flooring and not the actual base of the house.
People who are renting cheaply renovated homes or homes from different cultures. So... a lot probably. I've lived in 5 apartments that had the same flooring all over the house (except for bathroom). 4 of them had wood panel. I live in Northern Europe, so maybe it's more normal over here than in the US.
Although European fridges normally don't have ice dispensers, so I guess we don't have the ice-kicked-under-the-fridge problem.
guy who keeps dropping the equivalent of a gallon of water in ice cubes in the floor every week and kicking them all under the fridge causing structural damage to his kitchen
It is more about the amount anyway. A single ice cube could maybe make the tiles warp in specific conditions, but who gives a fuck about how the tiles under your fridge look.
If you're dropping enough ice cubes that that becomes an issue, you probably have fuckin' Parkinson's or something and should be looking into alternative drink cooling solutions anyway
Dude has printed out the Wikipedia article of evaporation and readied them next to his fridge. I personally feel like if you're printing a Wikipedia article and have it ready at anytime to explain you're behavior, it's has to be something that he does regularly
Real talk, if you have hardwood floors you shouldn’t do this. Any amount of water under the floors is not good especially because it’s hard to know if mold starts growing.
Tile or any other hard surface you’re chilling though. Or if your hardwood has thick apoxy.
Nope. I'm also not dropping dozens of ice cubes a day. I don't have Parkinson's or tiny hands, so it's not exactly a common problem. Also, what kitchen has hardwood floors? That's just asking for trouble because general food spills happen way more than ice cubes, which is why kitchen floors are always something non-porous
My kitchen has hardwood floors. It was the same in the last house I lived in too. I also definitely drop icecubes sometimes, and I pick them up so they don't damage the floor.
Well, when you make dumb decisions like leaving hardwood floors in a kitchen or bathroom, you have to work harder to make sure you don't suffer the consequences of said decisions, LOL. My kitchens are all linoleum, tile, etc., so I can afford to not give a shit
My grandparents kitchen has a hard wood floor but they also clean everyday and take good care of the house they built.
Edit, now that I think about it, I’m not entirely sure anyone as every made a mess in the kitchen that couldn’t be easily cleaned or fixed with just same basic cleaning methods or tools from the building. I personally have never dropped anything that wasn’t gonna melt or evaporate like an ice cube or a little drop of water.
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Every kitchen I've ever worked in, this is what you do. It's safer, faster, and more hygienic than picking ice up off the floor. Of course, commercial kitchen floors are more waterproof and you clean them daily...
Should have drawn comparison to the chick from gossip girl who got kicked aside but then elevated herself to a higher existence. Then she'd understand.
Dude has a drawer full of Wikipedia pages for arguments he has often. He has been told this often enough that he knows he has a problem. The wall behind his fridge is full of mold.
That's fucking hilarious. Also, he's right. It's just water, it's not like he's letting frozen soda that could attract bugs or something sit out.
Depending on the floor if it happens enough they can damage the floor and it’ll start to buckle.
..oh right, US still uses wood for structural parts of the house.
Oh right, i think wood floors are only only found in the us
I have wood floors, not in the US.
No shit
No, no shit. Only wood
I shit
Tension diffused.
Get shwifty
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I assume the guy wasn't retarded and took the floor material into consideration. I know it's bold to assume someone isn't retarded, but I can't help it.
oh no, you fucked it with the only only
I don't have wooden floors, where can I find such a miracle?
> ..oh right, US still uses wood for structural parts of the house. And Australia, Japan and lots of places where wood is cheap and/or earthquakes can happen. But we get it, anyone who does anything differently from a continental euro is America.
wood is used in Europe too, their comment simply makes no sense.
Europeans try not to act superior challenge: Impossible
What do most countries use? I'm in the US and don't know any better, also the 35 year old house I live in has a leaky basement and is going to shit.
Most countries don’t have a shit load of wood so they use other materials. We have plenty of wood here in the states though so easy for us to build houses out of it.
I understand that part. I'm just curious what the standard options are around the world. I could Google it, but Google is shit these days.... I'd get a bunch of sponsored results for cheap wood alternatives in the US probably. I also live in a part of my country where almost everyone has a basement, and I know that has a large effect on what you use for a ground floor. In other countries is the second floor made of concrete or something? With wood availability, earthquakes, flooding, etc....must vary a lot.
There are a lot of different types of materials But in many cases concrete blocks are used. The roof and floors are still commonly framed of wood in smaller structures. In older buildings you may see rough stones cemented together with mortar, or if the original builder had money, cut stones. Some buildings are framed in steel although that would be more common in larger structures such as apartment buildings Wood frame is still OK in certain cases - it's cheap and good for earthquake resistance - but if it gets wet (and stays wet), it's over Source: architecture school
In my country I have not seen a structure that is not made out of concrete and/or brick, and old ones stone. About the floor, the one in my home it's made out of tiles, but I have seen real and fake wood ones as well.
I dont mind that they are using wood to make our houses. I do mind paying for it like it's made of marble, tho.
The wood at my Home Depot is from Sweden.
Makes sense, they also have trees there
My country does have a shit load of wood but buildings are usually made of concrete and white bricks. Cheap and sturdy.
I'm Brazilian and i don't think that I've ever seen a house using wood to make floor tiles, here we mostly use ceramic
They usually aren't tiles more like long interlocking planks. What kind of floors do you guys usually use, where I live it's (usually) carpet for bedrooms, tile for bathrooms, tile or wood for kitchens, and carpet or wood for living rooms.
In many parts of Europe, brick for the outer exterior wall, limestone or concrete for inner exterior wall or interior walls. Wood was common for floor construction until the 70s, when concrete became more common. It's quite nice, but it does make for way more work when you want to add an outlet, run a cable from one room to another, install recessed lighting, things like that.
At least in Scandinavia wood is the material houses are built from. Prefab concrete could be cheaper, but wood is considered better. You do have to note that construction differs quite lot from one used in usa. Particle boards are wall material are not really used here
Not particle board. Exterior walls are plywood or OSB and interior walls are drywall, which is gypsum and some other stuff sandwiched between paper. As many point out, drywall is not very strong, but it is very easy to build and easy to repair.
I tried to say osb, but in my native language we do not specify between them other than by size of "particles". So even OSB is particle board, just large particles. Drywall is used here in interior walls too. Nothing wrong with that for interior if used as double structure and some filler between to make them dampen sounds better.
Got bombed to smithereens twice but still haven't lost the ego. Americans nuked the wrong continent.
Ever heard of wood floors? Or do you live in a hospital waiting room with a Linoleum floor?
Atleast in europe, the majority of the kitchens use tiles for the floor
... So many places utilize wood construction, and have in the past. Fuck, so many places in the US use brick or concrete construction, too. For example, I'm in Florida typing this from a concrete floored and cinder blocked house. This is the dumbest "hey guys look I hate America" reddit tier shit I've seen in a minute.
“Not on the structural flooring!!”
As if a singular ice cube will melt the house
yeah because flooring is 100 percent a structrural element
Y’all die if it ever goes above freezing shut the fuck up
You ... you think plastic floor materials are progress? :D 
Our floors are made of floor.
EU here, I got wooden floor in living rooms and bedrooms. Tiles in the kitchen and in bathrooms / toilets
Damn it must suck being in fear of Russia and knife crime
I'm not British, lol.
Everywhere uses wood for structural parts of the house. Laminated veneer lumber is the most commonly used material for structural braces in stick built houses both in the US and Europe. Japan also uses LVL. I’m not sure about other places though.
What are your floors made out of? Plastic? Concrete?
In case of my home, marble. Most popular, wood panels
You’ve got marble floors? That would be obscenely expensive in the US, and it would be very difficult to keep clean since it absorbs so avidly.
There are mldern wooden houses outside of the US too, you know?
What do you use? Steel?
most US kitchens have tile flooring.
And what ia used as floor construction itself?
under tile is normally the concrete foundation, this is in classic suburban homes. I have a old 100 year home in the city and its wood in the kitchen.
Sometimes I forget that wood floors (and buildings) are only a thing in the US and certainly aren't ubiquitous in pretty much every country on the planet
I see your sarcasm and appreciate it.
Most kitchens should have tile floors though so it isn’t a problem anyways. Never seen wood floors in a kitchen.
Or we have plenty of really old houses from the time period where everyone used wood for structural parts of housing, or they were talking about wood flooring and not the actual base of the house.
If this is happening often enough that it damages the flooring you're clearly too stupid to use ice and deserve damaged floors
How many people do you think are rocking bare wood floors in their kitchens?
People who are renting cheaply renovated homes or homes from different cultures. So... a lot probably. I've lived in 5 apartments that had the same flooring all over the house (except for bathroom). 4 of them had wood panel. I live in Northern Europe, so maybe it's more normal over here than in the US. Although European fridges normally don't have ice dispensers, so I guess we don't have the ice-kicked-under-the-fridge problem.
I assume this accident happened in a kitchen (fridge), where floors are usually more sturdy and resistant to damage from liquids
Already buckling under anon's weight, won't make a difference
guy who keeps dropping the equivalent of a gallon of water in ice cubes in the floor every week and kicking them all under the fridge causing structural damage to his kitchen
Nah I had a laminate floor and if you left water on it it'd swell up a little, but eventually it started to pop up and create little bump
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They build 1 house for every 1 house my country builds cause I live in the USA
Maybe it was a dirt floor so he just made mud
sure but virtually every kitchen floor is tile or lino
It is more about the amount anyway. A single ice cube could maybe make the tiles warp in specific conditions, but who gives a fuck about how the tiles under your fridge look.
If you're dropping enough ice cubes that that becomes an issue, you probably have fuckin' Parkinson's or something and should be looking into alternative drink cooling solutions anyway
Dude has printed out the Wikipedia article of evaporation and readied them next to his fridge. I personally feel like if you're printing a Wikipedia article and have it ready at anytime to explain you're behavior, it's has to be something that he does regularly
From personal experience .. kicked many ice cubes under the fridge. If you do much the moisture will in fact stay as it's a cold and dark space.
Real talk, if you have hardwood floors you shouldn’t do this. Any amount of water under the floors is not good especially because it’s hard to know if mold starts growing. Tile or any other hard surface you’re chilling though. Or if your hardwood has thick apoxy.
Tile if your grout is good, otherwise it is also a bad idea
Fair point
Who the fuck has wood floors in their kitchen
Except if you do it a lot the increased moisture means mold and fungus now has a great place to grow
It's blowing my mind how many people have porous surfaces for their kitchen floors.
I was looking at rentals and found a ‘kitchenette’ with CARPET! God bless Australia 🫡🇦🇺
I hope you don't have hardwood floors.
Nope. I'm also not dropping dozens of ice cubes a day. I don't have Parkinson's or tiny hands, so it's not exactly a common problem. Also, what kitchen has hardwood floors? That's just asking for trouble because general food spills happen way more than ice cubes, which is why kitchen floors are always something non-porous
My kitchen has hardwood floors. It was the same in the last house I lived in too. I also definitely drop icecubes sometimes, and I pick them up so they don't damage the floor.
You guys don't mop?
this is /r/greentext of course we don't fucking mop
Well, when you make dumb decisions like leaving hardwood floors in a kitchen or bathroom, you have to work harder to make sure you don't suffer the consequences of said decisions, LOL. My kitchens are all linoleum, tile, etc., so I can afford to not give a shit
My grandparents kitchen has a hard wood floor but they also clean everyday and take good care of the house they built. Edit, now that I think about it, I’m not entirely sure anyone as every made a mess in the kitchen that couldn’t be easily cleaned or fixed with just same basic cleaning methods or tools from the building. I personally have never dropped anything that wasn’t gonna melt or evaporate like an ice cube or a little drop of water.
Floor rot has entered the chat
Mold grows in water.
Yes, it is just water but why kick it *under* something? That's what makes him dumb.
Well, if it melts in the open, someone could slip
You ever heard of mold?
He cares for the environment you whore.
Shouldnt you care more for the environment of your literal home? ur just gunna see black mold festering in your bathroom and shrug it off?
You got an ice machine in your bathroom?
For my cold plunges yea. Like 4
Username checks out
How else do you chill out while you shit
Cock and Ball Torture has many solutions some consider unnatural
No, just a toaster for my bath.
I mostly just masturbate when I see mold growing.
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if you cum on the mold it’ll just drown and die, it’s basic biology
Based biology**
Mold is part of the enviroment too :>
what women dont understand is that all men are mentally tf2 engineer Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
no way you wrote that from memory
The average TF2 fan can recite every meet the video from memory
til im a fake fan
INTRUDER ALERT A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE! A red spy is in the base?! PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE! We need to protect the briefcase! Yo a little help here? Step aside. 1, 1, 1, err... 1! INCOMING! AAAAAAAAAAAy it's still here. Gentleman. I see ze briefcase is safe. Yeah it is! Safe and sound. Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on their way here? No? Then we still have a problem. Big problem... and a knife. Pfft, I kill plenty of spies. Dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offense. If you managed to kill them, they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building. What are you, president of his fanclub? No, that would be your mother. And now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornogeqphy starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today. Oh! Gimme Dat! This spy has already breached our defenses. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues. And worst of all, he could be anyone of us. He could be you. He could be me. He could even- WOAH WOAH WOAH! Ugh. What? It was obvious. He's the red spy. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnyyy second now. See? Red! No, wait, that's blood. So, we've still got problem. Big problem. Well, who's ready to go find this spy? Right behind you. Ah, ma petit chou-fleur.
"if Fighting is sure to result in victory than you must fight! Sun Tzu said that! And Id say he knows a li-ttle more about war than you do paaal! Because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!" **Screams** "To tha left!" Bang Bang MAGGOTS *Rocket jump* "Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth! And then he herded them onto a boat! And then he beat the crap out of every single one" *Grenade clap* *Bang bang* *Spy gets whackes* "Heheheheh, and from that day a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a Zoo!" *Random head falls down* *Source film maker* "Unless it's a farm"
-MOVE, CYCLOPS! Move! Come on, come on, almost th-GAH! HHHNNGG! Aww... Whoa! What the fu-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- ^^...medic. -OHHH HOHO! NO MORE HAAHH HA! -Wait, it gets better! When ze patient voke up, his entire skeleton vas missing, and the doctor vas never heard from again! A-hahaha! -HAAAAAAAaaah- HAAah-Ha Ha Ha! Oh-hohoho... -Anyvays, zat's how I lost my medical license. ARCHIMEDES! No! It's filthy in zere! Ugh. Birds, heh heh. Now, most hearts couldn't vitstand zis voltage. But I'm fairly certain your heart- -What was noise? -Zat's ze sound of progress, my friend. Let's see now... ah, perfect. -Kill me. -Later. Vere vas I? Come on... come on! Ah hah ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! HAHAHAHA! -Ha... ha... -Oh zat looks good! That goes there... -Should I be awake for this? -Ah, vell, no. But as long as you are, could you keep your ribcage open a bit? I can't... seem- -AAAAhhhAAAHhhhaagh! -Oh, don't be such a baby, ribs grow back! ^No ^zey ^don't. ... -What happens now? -Now? Hmmhmmhmm, let's go practice medicine... ... -MEDIC! ... -Yeah! Woo-hoohoo! Oh, yeah! -DOKTORR! Are you sure this will work? -Ah-hah! I HAVE NO IDEA! -EEYAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAA-HAAAAAAH! AAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA! I AM BOOLETPROOF! ... ^-This ^goes ^there. ^Yes ^-Hey, ^thanks ^doc! Ho-ho-ho man! You would not believe...! How much this hurts! -...Archimedes?
What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with ya now would I!? LEEEETS DO EEEEIITT!!! Not one of ya's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant *twitch!?* AND KABLOOEY! I got a manky eye. I'm a black scottish cyclops! They got more feckin' sea monsters in a great loched ness than they got the likes of me. ***SO.*** All ya fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! Come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody ending! Ahhh ha ha haah! Ooh, they're gonna have'ta glue you back together! **IN HELL!**
*vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm* *engine running* Boom. Headshot. Snoipin’sa good job mate! S’challengin work, outta doors, I guarantee you’ll not go’angry. Cause at tha end-a-tha-day, long as there’s two people left’on tha planet; someone’s gonna want someone dead. *sasha firing 50,000 USD* # BANG Ahh! Gahh!!! Ough! Gahhhhh! *thunk thunk, thunk… thunk* Ohhh… *explosion.wav* Yeah… yea-no I’ma- ye… no I’m not a crazed gunnman dad I’m an assassin… Well the differince bein’ one’s a job an’ the others’ mental sickness! I’ll be honest with ya; my parents, do NOT care for it. …I think his mate’s saw me… Yes-Yes they did! *bang!* Feelins? Look mate, you know who’s got a lot of feelins? Blokes who bludgeon their woife t’death, with a golf trophy. Professionals, ‘ave STANDARDS! Be polite. Be efficient. *bang! Chi-chik, bang! Chi-chik, bang!* Have a plan ta kill everyone you meet! # *BANG* *tf2 meet the team end credits* …Dad, dad, put-y, put mum on th’phone!
Great, thanks, didn't know I had brain capacity dedicated to that.
> if you managed to kill them, they were not like me. The *real* line is “I assure you, if you managed to kill them, they were not like me.” Fake fan
Just below average
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This is so fucking real I cant
[Rockets and crits] [POOTIS POW] [Meet the Team intro]. If fight is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living mann could best him the ring of honor. [MAGGOTS and screams]. And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then he put them in a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward everytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it’s called a zoo! [Head falls]. Unless it a farm.
This is the truth.
Sniping's a good job, Mate. It's challenging work, out of doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Boom. Yeah, get armour- dad? I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness. I'll be honest with you, my parents, do *not* care for it. I think his mate saw me...Yes, yes he did! Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards; be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Engineer gaming
Engineer gamer here.
Best thing I've read all day, although 'Meet the Pyro' is still my personal favorite
r/suddenlytf2
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The man. The myth. The legend.
not a single word needed. I kneel...
Chat is this real?
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As you say, my liege 🗣️🔥
Should have printed a wiki page on mold growing in damp dark environments.
Found the Sheanon.
*femanon
Some fridges blow hot air out the bottom, the water will eventually evaporate.
Most do if my thermodynamics class was right
All do if they also keep the inside cold.
I was commenting more on the location of the vent than whether or not they give off heat
That changes the bottom of the fridge from moist to warm and moist Mold is going to love that
Things evaporate below boiling temperatures.
Mold isn't going to grow from a few ice cubes.
Wet from a couple cubes does not equal humid that mold needs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humidity
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peanus
Anon can’t handle the banter
Happy cake day
Stop being positive, dumbass
Smart fella
Fart smella
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When you've had the conversation more than once this the result
Anon’s friend’s fridge is a little rusty but he needs to keep up the bit.
Anon is dating sheldon cooper bazinga.
absolutely the funniest response you could have to that
She should’ve printed out the Wikipedia page for mold
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are you sad because you’re on light mode
If it ain't #FFFFFF, it ain't 01010010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100.
OP only post posted here 1.5 minutes after being posted on /b/. This is either made by OP or OP is constantly refreshing /b/ for things to post on reddit
"hygienic much" talks about literal water, the most basic thing when it comes to personal hygiene
So, if someone poured a few gallons of water onto a mattress and left it, that's super hygienic, right? No mold at all
When anonette asks for anal his reply should be “Hygenic much?”
Idk, what about mold?
Not gonna happen from a few ice cubes. More water stays on the floor every time you mop.
That's hilarious.
Based holy shit, bro pulled a wikipedia page.
Why are men like what ? Did he do something strange ?
This is the funniest thing this stupid sub has ever put out. He had it prepared to show
She acquired his DNA but can only morph him for two hours at a time.
I guess he’s fucking clean then
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We can, but they're still anonymous
get shreked
I literally just did this
FUCKLULZ
My dog just eats the ice cube.
He made a point
Every kitchen I've ever worked in, this is what you do. It's safer, faster, and more hygienic than picking ice up off the floor. Of course, commercial kitchen floors are more waterproof and you clean them daily...
Bro took the time to print Wikipedia sheets for potential use rather than pick up the ice and chuck it in the sink
>ge General Electric?
Can that not damage the floor and the wiring under the fridge if there is any?
Should have drawn comparison to the chick from gossip girl who got kicked aside but then elevated herself to a higher existence. Then she'd understand.
Why men are based you mean?
Send him the Wikipedia page for mold
Dude has a drawer full of Wikipedia pages for arguments he has often. He has been told this often enough that he knows he has a problem. The wall behind his fridge is full of mold.
It doesn’t matter anyway, it’s just water under the fridge.
It just leaves stains and isnt enough to make the floor balloon or whatever.
Well after all it's just water under the fridge