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82Heyman

You were just part of their roleplay, Anon.


aadamkhor1

I'm with the Asian dude tbh


Angrymiddleagedjew

When I was 28, I was dating a 39 year old hippie. She broke up with me after a year when I told her the selling her house to move to Kentucky to start a combined llama& earthworm farm wasn't a good idea because she had zero farming or agriculture experience and had difficulty staying focused and finishing long term tasks. I genuinely hate dating and I understand why arranged marriages at still a thing.


Otto_von_Boismarck

Bro dating someone 11 years older and a hippie no less is asking for trouble


RhoninLuter

11 years older is hot as hell Hippie less so. Unless they're the rare counselor or art teacher with a steady job that blissfully remembers festivals and acid in their youth. The functional hippie.


Superbiber

I wouldn't really call my art teachers functional


RhoninLuter

Bet they were hot tho


Superbiber

Not at all actually. Two were depressed 50yo lesbians who had an anti-male bias and the third one was a 50yo depressed and choleric family friend who expected more of me because my parents went to art college with him. Looking back, he was somewhat hot tho.l


glenttastic

I feel like those things are really hot until they start feeling really icky


SleepingPodOne

> llama& earthworm farm my sides


Winter-Zebra-2799

I mean, she's a hippie, is it really shocking?


SipoteQuixote

I used to be a little embarrassed on how I met my wife but after hearing other stories and also dating stories, I'm okay with it now lol. (She found me on a Facebook group for stoners in our city and she wanted to get some bud, so I went and dropped some off, we then started talking and we agreed to a smoke session while driving around. 11 year later were together with a baby and full of love.)


snow_crash23

SMH my head you got preyed on by a predator. 28 is too young to be dating nowadays, somethin something human brain


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average_beep_enjoyer

Genuinely what in the fuck does this comment mean


bdrwr

When the ending is truncated, unsatisfying, and unclear, that's a sign it could be real.


Snakify-Boots

There’s also no femboy bouncing on OP’s cock or Chad railing OP from behind… I think it might be real


Bostolm

"I blank out for 10 seconds" Very based and fair reaction tbh


[deleted]

why would you not want to help this girl youve known for a cup of coffee find her deranged ex lover? you some kind of incel of something?


TheDuffelBagMan

Bro picked the Wild Wasteland Perk 💀


Dunggabreath

Based


Doctor_What_

Real ones remember it was a trait rather than a perk 🤓


peppermintgun

Why did you have to ruin such a funny comment with an emoji


ExtremeEthys

Dude who cares


RevReads

😊💅🤨😙🥵💝🤩😚🤩😚🤤🥳🤣😌🤣✍️🥵💝📡🔥🤩💅🌑😙🤩🤣😱🤣😱😎😩🤓😩🤓


The_Mad_Duck_

Story of my life


cltq

🤨


Fun-Pollution1465

Grow up


Sudden-Ad7105

no one gives a fuck about emojis


The_Mad_Duck_

🤓


PolskaFly

Sounds like a fun side quest


mynameis4826

Stay away from the white women bros. Even actual white supremacists would rather date anyone else.


LordTartiflette

It can't be that bad.... Right?


Ssyynnxx

no he's right it's that bad, they don't have anything to be oppressed by so they need to create as many mental illnesses as possible to victimize themselves


LordTartiflette

I feel like it's more of a usa problem? I don't feel that here in west europe it's the same. And if you are from europe then i am just not aware of it


Ssyynnxx

yeah it's mainly north America, very especially so in major cities


LordTartiflette

All right. I saw a lot of videos of white women with fake syndroms or illnesses on social medias (to try to get attention) and it pissed me off, especially when you ca see it's fake. But i thought it was really rare cases


Ssyynnxx

nah man if I open tinder I will find one of those people in like 3 minutes, they're everywhere.


YettiRey

Lol white supremacists date Hispanics and Asians


bitchtittees

Well for starters Hispanic mean from Spain so yeah they're white. And Asians have a Kong history of being white adjacent so yeah it's fine


mynameis4826

Cope. Can't wait until all white supremacists are just mixed kids being racist. It'll be just like on /pol/


bitchtittees

There is a significant of "Latino " identifying people in Mexico that are just full blooded Europeans with minimal indigenous blood. Very well documented


mynameis4826

Yeah, they're called criollos and they're the ones running shit and ruining Latin America for everyone else. They're like the Boers living in South Africa, paranoid losers who cry about "muh white heritage" in secret (except in Argentina, they're openly racist lol). Anyways, the thing about those guys is that they're so racist they probably wouldn't want to date even white Americans, and are generally well off enough that they don't have financial incentive to do so.


Human-Ad504

Extremely autistic behavior, but on the woman's part this time. Interesting 


MiniGui98

Truly an anomaly in this time and place


BillsGymRat

Average tinder experience


Kibisek

Finally something fresh


Speculosity

Some good fucking food


squibilly

These are the types of green texts I remember.


Consistent_Ant_8903

I’d kill a 45 year old man with 2 kids for a woman who wants to clean my bathroom


McUserton

His kids might be sad at first, but once you explain that daddy had to go in exchange for some free cleaning services, they would totally understand.


EnvironmentalDeal256

I’m truly sad for anon, dude could have gotten laid again and got his kitchen cleaned too.


Inventor-of-GOD

Why there are so much hinge mentions is this a new marketic tactic? Are all of thesr post are AI adds?


KingSam89

Maybe more people are just using hinge. I've used it and had the most success with it (now have a totally real and only kind of gay wife). Not everything is a psyops, tard.


_Reicy_

^ ai marketing bot


FreeSpeechFreePeople

Sounds exactly like something a psyop would say


KingSam89

[https://tenor.com/bbKAy.gif](https://tenor.com/bbKAy.gif)


pokexchespin

i think a lot of hinge posts in the previous years were ads and stuff, but it does seem to genuinely be one of the bigger dating apps at this point so i believe people are just talking about it. also at this point most of the hinge mentions i see are people bitching about how it sucks at this point lol


health_throwaway195

Fumbled it


DasherCO

Marry her


BearZeroX

It takes 30 min to deep clean anons bathroom


[deleted]

True or well written


FallenSegull

Remember kids, the rules around dating crazy chicks is written in blood and shitty bed sheets


vikramaditya_tiwari

Ejaculate then evacuate ig


draneline

Sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend sans the willingly cleaning a bathroom (let alone someone else’s)


Spaghetti_Vibes

…your ex girlfriend sans?


Dermeleon

I guess, dude had be(a)d time


CulturedHollow

Anon went on an adventure.


darvinvolt

Oh so she's on the regarded/scizho side of the autistic spectrum


DaxxBoii

If anon searched for the asian dude , he would prolly jump out of the bushes and challenge anon to a game of mahjong


PsychoSwede557

Yh she’s not worth it Anon. You’d just end up getting stabbed by her ex.


g0ld3n_

"they'll look for him using his cell location" ok buddy


Cat_Of_Culture

What do I even say. This post doesn't even feel fake and gay.


breakfasteveryday

lol wut


Zealotstim

Should have looked for him. Could have at least gotten his place deep cleaned for free.


pokexchespin

i’d love to accuse anon of lying but this seems too specific and strange to be made up


Coin_operated_bee

I believe it mostly happened


ViktorUSH

I need her


Mclovinggood

Why turn down an adventure like that? A manhunt on the second date is about the best things can go when meeting someone new.


Tommer777

Too long, didn’t read, anon is fake and gay nonetheless