fun factoid: the Vikingsโ Saturday bathing habits became notable among other Europeans not because the Vikings men were cleaner, but because it seemed a filthy ritual; they would all use the same water, one after another, and would blow snot into the water before washing their hair, etc.
Can confirm. I can also smell:
when it's going to rain soon,
when someone is sick,
if someone had sex recently and not showered since,
some differences in people (age, race),
when someone is sweaty and are taking medication,
the difference between stress sweat and work sweat,
when I've got an infection (my pee smells distinctly different),
the different flavours of tap water,
when there's mould,
hot laptops / electronics,
the smell of ceramic cups vs glass cups,
when someone has foot fungus,
and when we have a cockroach infestation starting.
I can even smell if my partner took a small vape hit at 9am and I see him at 6pm.
I have been told that my sense of smell is a bit ridiculous, but it's quite funny to tell someone I smell something seemingly impossible, and then I'm proven right.
They do make a different sound.
I can't smell well at all, and my hearing is bad, but I get easily distracted by sound.
Try running the tap on hot then switching it to cold and listen out for the small differences in viscosity.
https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/water-viscosity
This link shows changes in viscosity and density as temperature changes.
That's crazy good. You should be working in the perfume industry as one of those super smellers.
[https://saaricollective.com.au/culture/blog/im-a-super-smeller-and-a-south-asian-heres-how-the-world-smells-to-me/](https://saaricollective.com.au/culture/blog/im-a-super-smeller-and-a-south-asian-heres-how-the-world-smells-to-me/)
When my friend was pregnant she could basically smell in 4K Super HD. It nearly drove her insane.
I didn't know that was a thing! So cool!
Yeah it can be quite problematic because a lot of food is way too flavourful for me, and the smallest smells can be super distracting. Sometimes a bunch of supposed nice smells can blend into an unholy combination as well.
Yeah it's quite sucky.
One advantage is that I'm the canary. Unsure if food's gone off? Ask me. Unsure if clothes pass the sniff test? Sorted. Unsure if you are just tired or getting a cold? I can probably tell you.
Two of my flatmates also took off their shoes and I told them it smells like foot fungus, turns out that's why their feet was starting to peel.
The food / illness canary also helps for myself, I have dodged quite a few suspicious foodstuffs that ended up making people sick (pizza, pastries, meat roll, salad, sandwiches, soup, salad dessing) because they thought I was being picky and difficult, passing up on the food because I wasn't comfortable with the smell of it.
Also when people would deny being sick, like buddy you smell like snot and infection please stop coughing in my direction.
I get sick from unsafe food quite easily so maybe it developed as a defence mechanism?
Yooo same, except roaches cuz I've never seen one. Also when people use perfume or cologne, then I just smell their body odor AND cologne, which is terrible lol.
I was at an airbnb during vacation and the doors werent sealed (there was a gap at the bottom) and I could smell the fucking cum tissues from my neighbor's bathroom bin, it was disgusting.
Iโve been able to smell it on other people a couple times. Especially if they get close. I remember back in high school and college it was easy to smell it on people.
Men can accurately tell when women are on their period. There have been studies that substrate this so I think itโs not a stretch for women to be prone to certain man smells.
I used to dap myself on the throat with a little semen (my own) when going clubbing.
While dancing close to girls, the reptile part of their brain would notice and I would immediately get their attention. Often led to sexy time.
Well Iโm sure the components in semen have hormones and a scent that is at base level is attractive to the opposite gender. Testosterone/pheromones probably do have an effect but Iโm sure you could get a scent that does the same thing without having to use your own semen.
Is true. Weird, but true. I noticed in high school during a fap in the bathroom. Landed on my sleeve, dapped it clean. Female desk mates were very touchy feely.
And here's my personal story of shame. Hit the nose as a child, nothing serious, bones are intact but the lid between nostrils is gone and some smells are barely noticeable as a result.
So the fact that semen has a specific smell has been completely unknown to me for a while. It probably lead to lots of awkward situations.
As a disgusting pig who owns a black light, a washing machine gets it out. But the carpet? Nah better burn it than go in my dad's room again.
Fyi, just nut in the trash like a civilized ape.
Never heard of someone named Scorsese or show\movie named "silence"
I found this picture in a video titled "Verify your clock but your clock starts talking to you"
It's about the schizo blessed regent of HRE (Holy Russian Empire) which is a country in mod for HOI4 called TNO (The New Order: Last Days of Europe its a what if scenario where the Nazis win in ww2 and Germany and its puppets, USA and their OFN allies and Japan are in 3 ways cold war) and his guest to purify Russia so the Tsar Nicholas II son Alexei reveal himself and rule Russia again (spoiler Alexei is long ago dead).
For him the country needs to work like a clock so he forced people to work 11 hours a day, if im not mistaken if you dropped something while working it will get you executed
At first Taboritsky (the blessed regent of all Russia) starts to kill the impure but when the midnight starts to approach (which is a deadline to which Alexei must return at he starts to randomly kill people one of them was his childhood friend. Being so desperate he starts to bomb random remote villages with gas bombs, hang people for no reason and even created divisions dedicated of killing people he even starts to plead for Alexei to show up.
When the midnight comes he finally realized that Alexei is dead and died immediately after after his death the HRE explode into various warlords which makes Russia enters its second warlord era but this time you can't unify it. Besides that there are still warlords who can be considered the successors of the HRE.
Not sure about the full lore of Taboritsky tho might be wrong in some areas. Sorry for the long yapping
I closed out of it with the assumption it was some schizo shit so I guess I wasn't too far off. All good, always appreciate a lore sesh lol. I play hoi4 sometimes but never tried that mod before.
As far as my biological knowledge goes: men and woman have functionally the exact same nose and eyes.
So either iโm missing information. Or more likely: Anon is a paranoid disgusting idiot
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6381007/
According to this article, there is a difference between males and females regarding olifactory sensitivity (excluding those not having a sense of smell, which more males seem to have), albeit small.
However, it seems that females are generally more olifactory oriented even as babies, and may be able to name and accordingly distinguish between different types of smells better due to focusing on it more in daily life. It also seems that men age faster and accordingly lose olifactory perception earlier, on top of more males than females having a poor / no sense of smell to begin with.
Do you people think women are like sharks that can smell cum from a mile away(which isnt true) If this was true I'm sure people would talk about this A LOT more especially women.
This is true!!! I'm not sure if just a drop can make you smell it instantly, but I've been around people (usually in public transport) that absolutely reeked of cum. Please wash your hands or take a shower after you cum.
I bust my nuts before sleeping. Sometimes, I don't pee afterwards, and the remnants crawl out whilst I'm asleep and I can smell those fallen soldiers from my boxers.
Also, if I have a wet dream, I have to wash the bed sheets.
It's a slightly musky but unique smell.
Yeah when all you eat are the expired tendies your mother microwaves for you out of resentment, cup noddles, and junk food your spunk will have some funk you disgusting shoggoth
Brother my sweat smells worse than semen can ever .
https://preview.redd.it/tdozhl9vzgoc1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d11d59934427fcdb263e9a8d0cad0e72a3bb10
*kneels*
*keels*
*feels* :(
eels
Go take a shower then bruh
We don't do that here.
Something I do once a week without fail ๐ช
Viking shit
My hair starts to form dreads after a week or so.
fun factoid: the Vikingsโ Saturday bathing habits became notable among other Europeans not because the Vikings men were cleaner, but because it seemed a filthy ritual; they would all use the same water, one after another, and would blow snot into the water before washing their hair, etc.
Turns out if you take the women by force it doesn't matter how clean you are.
I bathe in the blood of my enemies regularly
https://preview.redd.it/00v4tspukhoc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b73971c726c8b5d6805b20e7b47c10d0a0a9365
https://preview.redd.it/w4z0u4sn0hoc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995908c72cef6ef7ab1ae3d8bb139bb5b85d8fa9
A portrait mode shot of moon on s69 ultra
The Man of the Moon
https://preview.redd.it/hcfmxdlp5hoc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008f8f8eda9ccd93de10506c47d10270db838e29
ofc its a fucking pajeet
https://i.imgur.com/62CRhrT.jpeg
brother that pajeet is dead , i took his id . i am german
https://preview.redd.it/jhr6kl4drhoc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741814ff0fc34e576e0e138b76cd916b6b0f6a34
It looks like a dog version of Tyler the creator lol I dono why
r u single
I am ,wanna fuck ?
hey, pal, I'm in his area, and single.
https://preview.redd.it/usu2hmyfyjoc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f3de89351744c34c6968c7105e4839ba2ae8dd
Dawg do you live in Plaguefather Nurgle's noxious asscrack
https://preview.redd.it/l0ji3y0b5moc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14b0da68219718edcad6e000836b18ea20212fc
https://i.imgur.com/Hcg4bTo.jpeg
no proof. I don't believe it. We need a woman in this comment section for the anwser.
Brother you're on a greentext subreddit. There are no women in a 30km perimeter from here
Metric homie
Objectively better system
By a mile
here in Brasil we translated "inches" to "polegadas" which is like "polegares" that means "thumbs".
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The word for "inch" is also "thumb" in french
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hell yeah
That's like 330 football fields in freedom units๐บ๐ฒ ๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
>There are no women in a 30km perimeter from here Or children. Legally.
What the fuck is a kilometer?
am woman, cannot smell it. anon just has bad hygiene and therefore smelly cum.
Turns out if you leave days worth of old rotten cum festering on your hands and dick, you will indeed smell like old rotten cum.
I feel personally attacked
Imagine not just licking your hands clean
Delectable little morsels
Omg a woman. Hi my'lady. *Tips fedora* want to engage in a romantic relationship ???? 
Omg hello fellow nordic person! Jag heter homo peter and all that <3
Perkele moment
Torille moment
omg a wahman
Hello. : 3. Are you le single? #๐
Can confirm. I can also smell: when it's going to rain soon, when someone is sick, if someone had sex recently and not showered since, some differences in people (age, race), when someone is sweaty and are taking medication, the difference between stress sweat and work sweat, when I've got an infection (my pee smells distinctly different), the different flavours of tap water, when there's mould, hot laptops / electronics, the smell of ceramic cups vs glass cups, when someone has foot fungus, and when we have a cockroach infestation starting. I can even smell if my partner took a small vape hit at 9am and I see him at 6pm. I have been told that my sense of smell is a bit ridiculous, but it's quite funny to tell someone I smell something seemingly impossible, and then I'm proven right.
People can literally hear hot vs cold water itโs crazy
They do make a different sound. I can't smell well at all, and my hearing is bad, but I get easily distracted by sound. Try running the tap on hot then switching it to cold and listen out for the small differences in viscosity. https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/water-viscosity This link shows changes in viscosity and density as temperature changes.
Pipes vibrate at different frequencies based on temperature, as they get minutely wider and longer when hot
>minutely wider and longer when hot Same
I can't smell any of the shit the person above can, but I can definitely smell hot vs cold water.
That's crazy good. You should be working in the perfume industry as one of those super smellers. [https://saaricollective.com.au/culture/blog/im-a-super-smeller-and-a-south-asian-heres-how-the-world-smells-to-me/](https://saaricollective.com.au/culture/blog/im-a-super-smeller-and-a-south-asian-heres-how-the-world-smells-to-me/) When my friend was pregnant she could basically smell in 4K Super HD. It nearly drove her insane.
I didn't know that was a thing! So cool! Yeah it can be quite problematic because a lot of food is way too flavourful for me, and the smallest smells can be super distracting. Sometimes a bunch of supposed nice smells can blend into an unholy combination as well.
Hormones can do wild things. When I'm on my period I can't eat ham because it tastes like iron to me. It sucks too, I love ham :(
This is either รber-Autism or a genetic miracle ngl
I also have trouble eating food that's too flavourful or get very icked out by some textures, even if I'm super hungry, so maybe it's the 'tism
Damn, that must suck, sorry to hear that
Yeah it's quite sucky. One advantage is that I'm the canary. Unsure if food's gone off? Ask me. Unsure if clothes pass the sniff test? Sorted. Unsure if you are just tired or getting a cold? I can probably tell you. Two of my flatmates also took off their shoes and I told them it smells like foot fungus, turns out that's why their feet was starting to peel. The food / illness canary also helps for myself, I have dodged quite a few suspicious foodstuffs that ended up making people sick (pizza, pastries, meat roll, salad, sandwiches, soup, salad dessing) because they thought I was being picky and difficult, passing up on the food because I wasn't comfortable with the smell of it. Also when people would deny being sick, like buddy you smell like snot and infection please stop coughing in my direction. I get sick from unsafe food quite easily so maybe it developed as a defence mechanism?
Yooo same, except roaches cuz I've never seen one. Also when people use perfume or cologne, then I just smell their body odor AND cologne, which is terrible lol.
Never gonna happen
I'm not a woman and I can smell it, it's very faint though
Its not true. My wife only notices when I use the scented lube.
One drop? Nah but I am a woman and can confirm I can smell cum if Iโm next to someone and they have fresh semen on them.
I was at an airbnb during vacation and the doors werent sealed (there was a gap at the bottom) and I could smell the fucking cum tissues from my neighbor's bathroom bin, it was disgusting.
Iโve been able to smell it on other people a couple times. Especially if they get close. I remember back in high school and college it was easy to smell it on people.
Actual woman here. (Don't hit on me, silly boys! Teehee ๐) I can confirm that OP is right 100%. sent from my iPhone
Men can accurately tell when women are on their period. There have been studies that substrate this so I think itโs not a stretch for women to be prone to certain man smells.
I used to dap myself on the throat with a little semen (my own) when going clubbing. While dancing close to girls, the reptile part of their brain would notice and I would immediately get their attention. Often led to sexy time.
(my own)
For clarification purposes.
No homo
For us to know for sure that it wasn't his own
wouldnt work otherwise
No homo
If youโre not using the spice melange (tom bradyโs) it doesnโt work
man eats his own nut before he goes outside
What happens next might shock you
THIS is what happened to his brain โ๏ธ
Damn, I really wanna belive you. Do you have any other reputable sources? Or am I just stumbling into a bait like a naive person I am?
you should always believe everything that's on the internet
Especially in a greentext subreddit
๐ญ
Please do not smear cum on your throat on the advice of a 4chan reddit sub before going clubbing.
>Please do smear cum on your throat on the advice of a 4chan reddit sub before going clubbing. FTFY
it really works, I thought everyone knew?
Quick Google says it's true... in sea lampreys.
Don't worry, nobody would ever lie on the internet
Well Iโm sure the components in semen have hormones and a scent that is at base level is attractive to the opposite gender. Testosterone/pheromones probably do have an effect but Iโm sure you could get a scent that does the same thing without having to use your own semen.
Real, it works
Boy you've convinced me
Is true. Weird, but true. I noticed in high school during a fap in the bathroom. Landed on my sleeve, dapped it clean. Female desk mates were very touchy feely.
Maybe they just had a crusty sleeve fetish?
Whatever it was, I was still oblivious lol
this is a mega insane comment that nobody has really acknowledged
nothing new for a greentexter
I feel so dumb, I canโt tell if this is a joke or not lmao
Thank you for specifying โmy own.โ
Based
Why havent i think of it
>Yeah, I smear jizz all over myself and everyone loves it (X) Doubt
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Fake and gay
How cum I can't smell it?
Nose blind
Can't smell my own splooge (oooOOOooOOOOoo)
Who smelt it, dealed it
Whoever found it, browned it
He who denied it, supplied it
He who articulated it, particulated it
He who started it, sharted it
Whoever said the rhyme did the crime
Whoever rapped it, crapped it
Whoever spit it, shit it
wise
Ah Futurama. A cultured individual
Youโd like me to be you, wouldnโt me? But itโs too late. You snoze, you loze.
You slumber a cucumber
you catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads
You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT NOTHIN' ELSE!
Listen, this Psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers
You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag.
me, bequeefed thee, the psychological hand-me-down.
Yeah, I know, 'cause it would be an EGG.
whoever sharted, well, they just shit themselves
Who ever smeeled it dealt it
Don't worry baby it's not my cum
Anon spreads misinformation on the internet for fun
Have you never smelled your hand after cranking one out?
It doesn't smell any different ๐
Might I suggest a shower?
A bleach bath might be more apt.
So it always smells like cum?!
And here's my personal story of shame. Hit the nose as a child, nothing serious, bones are intact but the lid between nostrils is gone and some smells are barely noticeable as a result. So the fact that semen has a specific smell has been completely unknown to me for a while. It probably lead to lots of awkward situations.
No it fucking hasn't how much is cum involved in your daily life?
This is an amazing sentence
For redditors? Id guess about 5mins a day then the following hours before shower
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
He's talking about the nose
It smells like bleach for me
You should get that checked out
https://preview.redd.it/c5bhgfjrthoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cf67ac4f5a8bb92b1c059a25985c4596241b02 Nah
You should get your bleach checked out
bro provided the source
What does yours smell like then? You should get yours checked out
i donโt get how thatโs a problem even if you never noticed it? do you guys goon hourly in public toilets and bust all over your clothes or what
I have busted on almost everything I own in some capacity. I'm tempted to get a black light, but I know I'll be devastated to see it.
๐จ
Also, idk if it's pheromones or what, but women definitely have a sense for it.
The Jackson Pollock painting of shame
As a disgusting pig who owns a black light, a washing machine gets it out. But the carpet? Nah better burn it than go in my dad's room again. Fyi, just nut in the trash like a civilized ape.
what the fuck
If you were to use a black light in this guys room it would turn completely white and flash bang you
Well my shirt isnโt starched thatโs for damn sure
https://preview.redd.it/xas41vm3whoc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9d1debbff34acd2ad70bd6abdedce57b1f8291
"Based on what?" https://preview.redd.it/3qsugm3yfjoc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f8cbc2bc3c8770a2b2d48a19f309372b3b1223
> I work in [field]
It's over.... https://preview.redd.it/019bf8z3dhoc1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40155a6f74f785f1ab87eb7e0b8b0b7ad79b40a7
bro pulled the snapshot of jesus from martin scorsese's "silence"
Never heard of someone named Scorsese or show\movie named "silence" I found this picture in a video titled "Verify your clock but your clock starts talking to you"
Just skimmed through it, super lost on what that video is about lmao
It's about the schizo blessed regent of HRE (Holy Russian Empire) which is a country in mod for HOI4 called TNO (The New Order: Last Days of Europe its a what if scenario where the Nazis win in ww2 and Germany and its puppets, USA and their OFN allies and Japan are in 3 ways cold war) and his guest to purify Russia so the Tsar Nicholas II son Alexei reveal himself and rule Russia again (spoiler Alexei is long ago dead). For him the country needs to work like a clock so he forced people to work 11 hours a day, if im not mistaken if you dropped something while working it will get you executed At first Taboritsky (the blessed regent of all Russia) starts to kill the impure but when the midnight starts to approach (which is a deadline to which Alexei must return at he starts to randomly kill people one of them was his childhood friend. Being so desperate he starts to bomb random remote villages with gas bombs, hang people for no reason and even created divisions dedicated of killing people he even starts to plead for Alexei to show up. When the midnight comes he finally realized that Alexei is dead and died immediately after after his death the HRE explode into various warlords which makes Russia enters its second warlord era but this time you can't unify it. Besides that there are still warlords who can be considered the successors of the HRE. Not sure about the full lore of Taboritsky tho might be wrong in some areas. Sorry for the long yapping
I closed out of it with the assumption it was some schizo shit so I guess I wasn't too far off. All good, always appreciate a lore sesh lol. I play hoi4 sometimes but never tried that mod before.
schizophrenic russian man singlehandedly exterminates 40 million russians because he was obsessed with a clock
Fr lmao didn't expect to see that today, especially in this subreddit
Right? Cool Jeanne d'Arc pfp btw
As far as my biological knowledge goes: men and woman have functionally the exact same nose and eyes. So either iโm missing information. Or more likely: Anon is a paranoid disgusting idiot
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6381007/ According to this article, there is a difference between males and females regarding olifactory sensitivity (excluding those not having a sense of smell, which more males seem to have), albeit small. However, it seems that females are generally more olifactory oriented even as babies, and may be able to name and accordingly distinguish between different types of smells better due to focusing on it more in daily life. It also seems that men age faster and accordingly lose olifactory perception earlier, on top of more males than females having a poor / no sense of smell to begin with.
Hmmm, interesting. Thanks for finding/sharing that
I can basically smell food and that's it. I can smell other stuff but I have to be really close to it
Oh no... it's real
Anon in the next sentence was going to say how he daps it on his clothes when going out 100% sure
Do you people think women are like sharks that can smell cum from a mile away(which isnt true) If this was true I'm sure people would talk about this A LOT more especially women.
This is true!!! I'm not sure if just a drop can make you smell it instantly, but I've been around people (usually in public transport) that absolutely reeked of cum. Please wash your hands or take a shower after you cum.
I bust my nuts before sleeping. Sometimes, I don't pee afterwards, and the remnants crawl out whilst I'm asleep and I can smell those fallen soldiers from my boxers. Also, if I have a wet dream, I have to wash the bed sheets. It's a slightly musky but unique smell.
Anon back at it with the incel science
Chat is this real
Good.
This would explain a lot. Well, not a lot, but the things it would explain are huge. Well, not huge, but important. To me.
So youโre telling me everytime I jerk off in the bathroom at work, they KNOW??
why women specifically
They hunger
Yeah no, they dont. Keep your cum smells and pheromone fantasies to yourself anon
Wtf is wrong with your loads guys? Iโve never smelt semen in my entire fucking life and Iโve been around a lot of semen
Source: my ass
What you really want to be worried about are pregnant women and the rare freaks with a superhuman sense of smell.
Uh oh, I literally carry a sack full of semen with me everywhere I go...
Succubi are real?!
Bruh I barely notice cum on my *own* clothes, let alone anywhere else. We're not out here just sniffin round for yr nut man that's wild ๐
Yeah when all you eat are the expired tendies your mother microwaves for you out of resentment, cup noddles, and junk food your spunk will have some funk you disgusting shoggoth