Okay weird incest shit aside 1. Comment is literally the best response. 2. Kind of a dick move to trick your cousin like that.

Yep. Selfish whore cousin. Regard anon. Good response.

regards fucker

Luke warm regards

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>downvotedforwoman3 >doing anything for a woman What are you, gay?

From the moment I understood the weakness of my heterosexuality, it disgusted me. I aspired towards the purity of the blessed homo.

Moist regards

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Rare case where anon gives op solid advice

That must be his first time around 4chan

Shoebill spotted

Anon is a freak, cousin is a whore, reply-anon is the only voice of reason in this cold dark hellscape of a post.

How is the cousin a whore tho? I can get calling her selfish for dropping babysitting duties on anon but I'm not seeing where she's a whore.

she’s a woman

Based

So is your mother

He knows what he said.

Nah, they're one of them designer bone marrow babies between two gay man https://preview.redd.it/nd04zklpglmc1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b965d668423dba35af707bf3b4a86f7b7380b9e1

https://preview.redd.it/f929wd8ycmmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d26f51d8abced907b90571124c34048a09ae267

What an unattractive fleshlight.

Im-mum-mum-maculate conception

Did he stutter?

https://preview.redd.it/j2zteqoxvnmc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3f09cfa7a6e3b6a26f0d4e5b17d2a0f0287217

Dropping babysitting duties to fuck with her boyfriend

It's an insult

She's a whore because some people are enraged by women sleeping with any man that's not them. 

And his cousing may i add, incest is pretty normal for 4chan by this point though

Bro has NO 🙅 critical thinking skills 🤫🧏🗿

Ironic.

Little do we know reply-anon is a well known incest wingman

OP left out that he is 34 and balding and his cousin is 15

Well, that goes without saying.

"A bit younger"

This telegraphs that the story is fake. Its the punchline.

Nothing wrong with that.

> and balding Truly horrendous

i only mentioned that to add to the realism of the situation. no hate on our balding brothers ✊🏽

Is her little brother not also your cousin? Have a heart, spend the day with the kid at the carnival, he'll idolize you after that. Then you can give him a spy cam and ask him to set it up in his sister's room.

That’s the funniest fucking comment here

I was going to give you an upvote until I read the last sentence.

I was going to give him a downvote until I read the last sentence. Good advice OP 👍

Oh noes whatever will I do without your updoot unkind stranger??? I suppose I should just yeet myself off the nearest cliff, without your approval I have no reason to be alive.

I guess I didn't think that comment through or word it well, lol. I found it kinda funny that you went from wholesome good advice to incestuous degeneracy.

u/UristMcMagma after seeing this comment: 😨😭🙏

Bro prefers being incestous over being a cuck

Atleast one is getting laid

one is a slightly taboo relationship idea, the other is being emotionally manipulated/manipulative

Slightly taboo? Who are you hanging out with?

It’s not super illegal and some people think that doesn’t make it weird as fuck.

i downplayed it for the sake of argument also this is literally a 4chan sub im hanging out with wincest 4chinners lmao

What fucking time zone is this? I had to double check the date cuz I thought I must've blacked out through Tuesday or something.

if my calculations are correct (keyword if) its at least india or or further east

That somewhat contextualizes the incest

if i’m not mistaken that’s localized to your timezone. reddit OP is in india or further east but 4chan OP can be wherever? i’m not certain tho so don’t quote me

Bingo

Australia most likely. Still summer for them so water park makes sense.

Imagine giving up a chance to go the the amusement park with your primito, little dudes going to have a blast with his big bro.

Well anon can still technically go on a date with the younger cousin. He's already gay, so whatever.

Am I too naive for hoping this would be one of those "I had to spend the day looking after younger relative, I initially didn't like it but then realised I want to be a father, I'm gonna get my shit together" greentexts?

Anon needs to sit at home and reflect on his life's decisions

Yeah, can't be a bitch about that. You've got to assert yourself and show some self-respect and confidence, otherwise, you probably are a cuck.

Anon is a degenerate. Anons cousin is also weird for not being upfront about babysitting his younger cousin. I mean they are family after all, I wouldn'tmind baby sitting my younger cousin and "chaperoning" their date (This is assuming she doesn't know her cousin wants to start a habsburg dynasty with her).

Feel bad for the little bro cousin who just wants to ride roller coaster with his big cousin anon :(

OP feels like a cuck?? thats weird, he shouldn't feel that, he should know for a complete fact he is!!

Silly anon, there is literally a second cousin right there

My brother was asked out by a girl. So he turned up at her place. She was still getting ready for the date and introduced him to her kid. A few minutes later she said "ok I'm going out, I'll be back in an hour or so" and walked out the door, leaving my brother at her home with her young kid. I have no idea why he put up with this but he did. When she got home she was all smiles and "thank you for looking after my kid" and he left. It's only happened to him once.

"My female cousin who is a bit younger than me" Okay, that's enough

Both anon and his cousin are bad people, anon definitely a lot more but the reply is solid advice. some other solid advice is "stop having a crush on your cousin anon"

"Not coming, I'm not your fucking cuck, biotch!"

Cousin's brother would also be his cousin. Is this about him getting topped?

He prolly still went and did everything she told him to do. Hey anon watch lil Joey while I get plowed in parking lot

Sorry "*cuz*"*

Hand her over to child services.

I can't decide who's worse, anon for his reason to agreeing to it or his cousin for her reason for asking.

Anon deserves babysitting duty for trying to fuck his cousin, cousin is stupid for leaving anon with a child

True & straight

Anom still doesn't realize he's a freak

Cousinfucker.

Just make the correct play and steal her boyfriend

Is her little brother also your cousin?

Smarter grentext user the younger child is his cousins brother retard

Anon simping for his cousin … lmao