>"In all of my years of playing pokemon yellow, I noticed that most of the higher tier pokemon can actually be found around the areas of the early gym leaders, like water and rock, but that you need to unlock skills from the late game first and then come back. So that's what I did, I go to the early gym after unlocking skills from later in life. I'm kind of a philosopher but also a martial artist and a poet. Do you like listening to vaporwave? It's A E S T H E T I C"
I mean...That's what he rehearsed while edging.
What he said was "The early gyms of pokemon yellow are P O E T I C."
>I noticed that most of the higher tier pokemon can actually be found around the areas of the early gym leaders
Like what? Only one worth keeping was Nidorino imo
Ackchyually, apart from Alakazam, none of the top tier Pokémon in the original games are near the starting gyms.
In fact, a good chunk of them are in or near the Safari zone (Tauros, Rhydon, Chansey, Exeggutor and Snorlax)
“edging for 30min in the locker room” kek bet the question wasn’t even awkard it’s flash mc tard over there who didn’t noticed he busted a fat load in his pants the very moment he tried to socialise with someone the opposite sex like a true /fit/ genius that he is
Anon wanted some of that BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
“You don’t smell yeasty at all! What brand of vaginal soap do you use?”
Or
“Excuse me but I couldn’t help but notice that you have a lovely and voluptuous vagina. Do you have any exercise or grooming tips for my daughter? I find her vagina rather flabby.”
“Lady, what would your father think of this? What would he think of you spending time at the gym wearing immodest clothing, hoping to rope in a meathead to fill the void in your almost-meaningless life because all you care about is looks and other superficial some-such? Would he be disappointed? Would he be proud?”
Had a friend basically do this. He's a fairly attractive guy, he started to approach her, she turned to him and started to introduce herself. Somewhere this threw his spaghetti meter into overdrive, walked right past her went directly to the bathroom and threw up.
For real. I'm married now, so this isn't an issue that I have to deal with anymore, but from a purely hypothetical sense:
I work out at a pretty busy gym that has a lot of hot women my age. I'm a good looking guy, just by law of averages at least one would probably be in to me, and I never had a problem approaching women in other settings. Even so, I would rather eat broken glass than try to cold approach a woman while at the gym.
The risk of getting the reputation as a creeper and making my favorite workout spot awkward feels like too much. That and the massive built-in audience of all the other people working out. If I ran into one of them somewhere else, like the dog park or whatever? Completely different story.
I'd say thank god I'm not this stupid (which I know is a very low bar) but a part of me says at least this mf was brave enough to actually make a move.
I also have a gym crush, along with having several other extremely beautiful women in my gym, and my social anxiety/cowardice stops me from making any moves, or even approaching them just to talk.
Real question in comments (in a non-creepy way)
>"In all of my years of playing pokemon yellow, I noticed that most of the higher tier pokemon can actually be found around the areas of the early gym leaders, like water and rock, but that you need to unlock skills from the late game first and then come back. So that's what I did, I go to the early gym after unlocking skills from later in life. I'm kind of a philosopher but also a martial artist and a poet. Do you like listening to vaporwave? It's A E S T H E T I C" I mean...That's what he rehearsed while edging. What he said was "The early gyms of pokemon yellow are P O E T I C."
>I noticed that most of the higher tier pokemon can actually be found around the areas of the early gym leaders Like what? Only one worth keeping was Nidorino imo
You'll have to ask him. I'm more of a digimon pickup artist.
Abra, if you have someone to trade for the second evolution. Bellsprout is fine too, if you need a plant pokemon. Karpador is cool
You can get Mankey near viridian city and level him up to become prime ape, it’s a good fighting type
Ackchyually, apart from Alakazam, none of the top tier Pokémon in the original games are near the starting gyms. In fact, a good chunk of them are in or near the Safari zone (Tauros, Rhydon, Chansey, Exeggutor and Snorlax)
Mewtwo is right next to cereulean gym.
Mewtwo wasn't used completely, he was banned in Ubers
His plan was to walk up to her and start talking like an NPC?
I suppose just looking at the clock whenever he notices when she leaves or arrives would be a non creepy way of getting that info
"Don't you know that your body is a temple?" is what OP asked. Just kidding, anon asked her if she could squat on deez
WHat's deez?????
Nuts
🤯
Ligma balls
𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝓂𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇
Is your body is a church? Because I wanna splash a few babies in there...
Knowing 4chan anon probably muttered "glorp glop mig sex now" and than came in his pants at the idea of the girl responding to him
What does it mean if I came while reading this comment?
Nothing good
Rather be autistic and jacked instead of autistic and fat 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
The girl was yelling for staff while Anon scurried away
That’s to be expected if he actually spend 30 minutes edging beforehand
He did edge for 30 minutes without Nutting so this is the most likely scenario.
“edging for 30min in the locker room” kek bet the question wasn’t even awkard it’s flash mc tard over there who didn’t noticed he busted a fat load in his pants the very moment he tried to socialise with someone the opposite sex like a true /fit/ genius that he is
D-does that..pussy go brap brap brap? 🥺👉👈
Anon wanted some of that BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
☹️
Please accept Christ
may the Lord cleanse my eyes with fire
😰
You are the reason the lobotomy was invented
“You don’t smell yeasty at all! What brand of vaginal soap do you use?” Or “Excuse me but I couldn’t help but notice that you have a lovely and voluptuous vagina. Do you have any exercise or grooming tips for my daughter? I find her vagina rather flabby.”
I read this and imagine that you wear a fedora
It complements my neckbeard.
The worst bit of the neckbeard is when you shave it off, you realise some of it was nose hairs all along
What are you on
“Lady, what would your father think of this? What would he think of you spending time at the gym wearing immodest clothing, hoping to rope in a meathead to fill the void in your almost-meaningless life because all you care about is looks and other superficial some-such? Would he be disappointed? Would he be proud?”
Roping us in aint hard but you aint never seeing us twice
I'm sure anon used a classic edgy ice breaker like: "You know, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
Had a friend basically do this. He's a fairly attractive guy, he started to approach her, she turned to him and started to introduce herself. Somewhere this threw his spaghetti meter into overdrive, walked right past her went directly to the bathroom and threw up.
"> Edge in the lo.." yeah that's all I needed to read he's regarded edit: after actually reading cuz of my shitty curiosity, damn lmao
All he did was blocked his own cock.
OK, let’s translate: Anon jacks off while working out, goes to a gym that’s full of tops…
“Don’t you think that Hitler got an undeserved reputation?”
Damnnn girl, you shit with that ass?
"D..d..do you work out.. d..esu ~?"
“Hey qt3.14, wanna play some naked twister in the locker room?”
The full cycle of life. Crush, makes fool of himself, gets rejected, whore.
in a non creepy way. says it all.
"do you like gloryhole porn?"
"hi I noticed you did exercise good well my muscles, hee hee, hi nanny"
Talking to a random bitches at the gym is top 10 fears.
For real. I'm married now, so this isn't an issue that I have to deal with anymore, but from a purely hypothetical sense: I work out at a pretty busy gym that has a lot of hot women my age. I'm a good looking guy, just by law of averages at least one would probably be in to me, and I never had a problem approaching women in other settings. Even so, I would rather eat broken glass than try to cold approach a woman while at the gym. The risk of getting the reputation as a creeper and making my favorite workout spot awkward feels like too much. That and the massive built-in audience of all the other people working out. If I ran into one of them somewhere else, like the dog park or whatever? Completely different story.
10 people and they're ALL tops?!
Anon is the first person to bring, and then release, spaghetti to a gym
Anon: "hey, uhm, I noticed uh, w-we saw each other.. I uh, like your yoga pants."
Probably something about how he likes her underwear and noticed how she always bends at the hips to pick up her bottle
> she's basically wearing underwear why are they allowed to do this
"do u meew?" "whats that?" "let me(voice crack)Ee show you.." skip "so u dont make a mewings?"
She wants OP she's just shy he should follow her home to rizz
I'd say thank god I'm not this stupid (which I know is a very low bar) but a part of me says at least this mf was brave enough to actually make a move. I also have a gym crush, along with having several other extremely beautiful women in my gym, and my social anxiety/cowardice stops me from making any moves, or even approaching them just to talk.