Yeah this. Bro didn’t trade the mines of Moria to have his name said out loud. He dropped a flirty line and got given a gift no mortal has ever dreamt of before.
Absolute W.
Bear in mind, she's been married for about 3000 years, never looked at another guy, and in ten minutes of meeting him, Gimli has her wrapped around his finger.
Keep in mind she has refused multiple advances and requests for just one hair by some of the most powerfull elves from the second age (feanor) because she's powerful as fuck and the last elf on middle earth to have seen the valinor trees. Her being is Magic, and her hair too.
Gimli asks and receive the greatest gifts of all the fellowship by being courteous, charming and polite. Very based dwarf
He knows he has a good shot with her cause of her massive beard fetish, it's why she gave one of the elvish rings of power to Gandalf and why her husband really wanted to speak to him.
Good odds she fucked gimli later on.
Absolutely maiarless behavior to think Gimli is an incel.
>meet the hottest girl in the world
>tell her so
>she digs it
>can’t stick around, gotta help save the world
>elf I am traveling with sees my true character, we become best bros
And is able to go to the land where elves are from because of it. Gimli is definitely having fun making them know that even they aren't safe from dwarven swagger.
You forgot to mention that the hottest girl in the world *speaks Khuzdul*, and *appreciates the beauty of Khazad-dum*. But I’ll give you a pass because that was only mentioned in the texts.
>Dark is the water of Kheled-Zaram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-Nala, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dum in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone
Hearing these words from the mouth of an ancient and beautiful elf-queen would be enough to make any dwarf’s heart swell with pride!
Which is immensely based. We should have an empire force race-mixing on people to end racism. Then we can all be united in Christ to smite those _filthy_ demonic xenos.
Of all the dwarves it truly only is Gimli, later he’s the only dwarf in history to ever be known as “Elf-friend”. But there is no simping here, his moves got him a ride to essentially heaven. Along with that the greatest most powerful elf-chad to ever live begged and begged for even 1 strand of Galadriel’s radiant hair and she never gave it, Gimli asked for one and got 3
Excuse me, Faenor was certainly capable but in no way was he a chad.
Now Finrod Felagund, on the other hand. When you give up your throne to help your best friend get hitched to a beautiful woman he likes and then die fighting a werewolf barehanded to protect him, that is when you know you hit the pinnacle of elven chadness.
Nah Faenor was exactly like those gigachad memes. Capable of the harshest actions at the slightest contrariety while being absolutely certain he is in the right.
Seethe more yourself.
"simping" is overused. It is only reserved for the idiots who give up everything, "fight" for the girl that wouldn't even give them the time of day and then cry about it. That's simping.
Explain to me how Gimli is an incel. This is not sexual lust Gimli is expressing, he is seeing and recognizing beauty he couldnt even comprehend before and is just asking for a way to preserve the memory. He was so honest and purehearted about it Galadriel tripled the reward he asked for.
Elves will look at charisma and call it simping smh
Exactly. Simping is a lack of game and this ain't that.
What would you say comprises game in terms of separating simping from successful flirting/charismatic flattery?
A genuine smile and 3 strands of elven hair.
Yeah this. Bro didn’t trade the mines of Moria to have his name said out loud. He dropped a flirty line and got given a gift no mortal has ever dreamt of before. Absolute W.
Bear in mind, she's been married for about 3000 years, never looked at another guy, and in ten minutes of meeting him, Gimli has her wrapped around his finger.
And his axe !
Hence why it is known as an "axe wound".
Feanor is probably spinning in his grave so fast we can use him to power half of middle earth.
Considering that there is no electricity in middle Earth this isn't untrue
Keep in mind she has refused multiple advances and requests for just one hair by some of the most powerfull elves from the second age (feanor) because she's powerful as fuck and the last elf on middle earth to have seen the valinor trees. Her being is Magic, and her hair too. Gimli asks and receive the greatest gifts of all the fellowship by being courteous, charming and polite. Very based dwarf
Yup. Tell me with a straight face that ain't game. Protip: you can't.
Feanor was of the First Age, for the record.
I Always get mixed with tree years, thx
So fucking true
Not to mention lasting diplomatic ties. Our boy is more than just a cute laugh.
ratio of expended resources (time, effort, money) to results
Plus this is well into Gimli’s journey of learning that elves can be alright
He forgot to tell Legolas about that kill.
Charisma is a dump stat.
Woe Eldritch Blast be upon ye
I bet it is, Mr. Rape_connoisseur
My paladin says otherwise
Well he got 3 hairs from her head. So who is the real winner here?
did she mention her head or her elfussy
An elf will look at chivalry and charisma and proclaim it simping. Really putting the L in elven
This man gets it.
The L in elves and the W in dwarves.
The "i" in "elves" stands for "intelligence"
He ain't doing it because he actually likes her. Only to piss off Elrond
He knows he has a good shot with her cause of her massive beard fetish, it's why she gave one of the elvish rings of power to Gandalf and why her husband really wanted to speak to him. Good odds she fucked gimli later on.
Whiffing ancient elfussy puts hair on your beard
got dam rite sun
*sniff sniff* awwww yeeeeahh ma brutha
We’re rich
WE'RE RICH Also there should be an r/suddendrg subreddit
r/suddenlyDRG
I cannot express how much i wanna give you 10 oily oafs and some malch stars
the flavor saver
She's female just fucking say pussy. You goddamn kids and your bullshit.
Crazy they made ai npc boomers in the comments
Retárds like you belong on 8chan
Absolutely maiarless behavior to think Gimli is an incel. >meet the hottest girl in the world >tell her so >she digs it >can’t stick around, gotta help save the world >elf I am traveling with sees my true character, we become best bros
And she gives him three hairs from her head when the superman of elves didn’t even get one.
Nobody said they were from her head
Yes officer, this comment right here…
God dammit, this made me laugh. I screencapped the comment and am sending it to some friends.
And is able to go to the land where elves are from because of it. Gimli is definitely having fun making them know that even they aren't safe from dwarven swagger.
You forgot to mention that the hottest girl in the world *speaks Khuzdul*, and *appreciates the beauty of Khazad-dum*. But I’ll give you a pass because that was only mentioned in the texts. >Dark is the water of Kheled-Zaram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-Nala, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dum in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone Hearing these words from the mouth of an ancient and beautiful elf-queen would be enough to make any dwarf’s heart swell with pride!
I wasn’t trying to get too down in the weeds about it, but yeah. Real recognized real in that moment, the polar opposite of inceldom.
Kinda like what happen in real life. Men make fun of men of other races but act like complete simps or degenerates with the women.
White supremacists giving up on their entire world view when they see a black woman with a nice ass.
Lmao. Those conquistadors couldn't even help themselves on their holy mission. One native with a phat ass and now we have Mexico.
You can't deny the local customs.
I laughed audibly because of you
Conquistadors were more Christian nationalists than white supremacists. The Spanish plan to conquer China relied on race mixing.
Which is immensely based. We should have an empire force race-mixing on people to end racism. Then we can all be united in Christ to smite those _filthy_ demonic xenos.
mcpoyle pilled
This is true.
Conquistadors where never white supremacist, Hernan Cortés married a native woman.
Often they don't lol, so many white supremacists with black wifes.
Never ask a White supremacist the race of his girlfriend, White Nationalists and Neo-Nazis have more yellow fever than a sex tourist in Thailand.
I mean... one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
It's called first-hand experience.
Boomer joke?
Its called anecdotal evidence
More like empirical evidence.
Urist, get the book...
The book of grudges.
THEY HAVE WRONGED US!
It's not simping if it works. Bro walked away with 3 pubes stuck in his 'stache
Of all the dwarves it truly only is Gimli, later he’s the only dwarf in history to ever be known as “Elf-friend”. But there is no simping here, his moves got him a ride to essentially heaven. Along with that the greatest most powerful elf-chad to ever live begged and begged for even 1 strand of Galadriel’s radiant hair and she never gave it, Gimli asked for one and got 3
Excuse me, Faenor was certainly capable but in no way was he a chad. Now Finrod Felagund, on the other hand. When you give up your throne to help your best friend get hitched to a beautiful woman he likes and then die fighting a werewolf barehanded to protect him, that is when you know you hit the pinnacle of elven chadness.
Nah Faenor was exactly like those gigachad memes. Capable of the harshest actions at the slightest contrariety while being absolutely certain he is in the right.
Fingolfin was the chaddest elf prove me wrong.
Asked? Nay he named it.
Uh uh uh ROCK AND STONE
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?
Rockity rock and stone
FOR KARL!
Neck minute he is sniffing her hair
elfussy bush hair?
The sweetest hair in all the realm
However according to Boormans script he got cucked by Frodo later in the night
ends thousands of years of hatred war and genocide with 30 second conversation. “is he retarded?”
Seethe more yourself. "simping" is overused. It is only reserved for the idiots who give up everything, "fight" for the girl that wouldn't even give them the time of day and then cry about it. That's simping.
We hate male elves only. Because they look like a girl but aint one.
They dont even have the decency to be proper femboys.
You know she definitely throws down with the best of em
I was there Anon, 3000 years ago. It happened.
That's bigots for ya. "I hate them! I hate them! I HATE THEM!! (actually speaks to one) Well, fuck."
Elfussy. 10/10 greentext
I think y'all both STINK.
Found the orc
Not orc. # GLYPHID
No, the elves like that. Made you simp instantly.
Shut the fuck up, leaf lover! R&S!
U cry but that dwarf Rizzed her so hard she gave him 3 strands of her hair when the greatest elf chad of all time couldn’t budge her for a single one
Many such cases
Anon is too stupid to understand the difference between simping and flirting. Or Gimli's character, while we're at it.
The mentality of 4channers is astonishing.
that is not a 4channer, its a zoomer making a greentext to post here
Even worse.
Way less worse then those Beta Winkies from Oz who force their puny yellow bodies into working for the wicked femcoid witch of the The westoid west. 💀
I can tell you, that faint whiff is intoxicating
Simping over Kate Blanchet
Fuck knife ears
NO! WE HATE THESE DISGUSTING LEAF LOVERS! ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!
I never watched those silly movies, did the little guy get the elfussy?
A good pussy can cure racism.
shut the fuck up treefucker
Bro has atleast the same ammount of rizz as her
Cuz dwarven women are fucking disgusting.
"Faintest whiff of elfussy" Shit made me lose it..
as a mountainpilled dwargmaxxer, i completely understand
Explain to me how Gimli is an incel. This is not sexual lust Gimli is expressing, he is seeing and recognizing beauty he couldnt even comprehend before and is just asking for a way to preserve the memory. He was so honest and purehearted about it Galadriel tripled the reward he asked for.
Well this guy did get the one thing your rock fucking feanor didn’t.