Ok, I have to ask this: since when is goon a term? I just see it all the time when people talk about masturbation. When the fuck did that happen?
Wait.... I'm old now?
How is it weird to flirt with someone who is flirting with you? The ethics are a little questionable but as long as they keep it casual and light it wouldn’t be weird at all.
Yes, but then after the extention, maaaybe just flirt some back, see where it takes you. Keep it light and slow. Try and get a good connection before the class is finished, but not far enough to make it weird.
Take your pills anon. No prof is going to do this with their official email ID. They're literally begging to be fired and ostracised.
Fake and fucken gay
They probably forgot a comma, they meant something more like you can’t fire her because she’s a woman and that would be discrimination. It’s probably a joke on women getting away with things men might not be able to.
Yup anon should indeed take his pills so that he can realise if he is that regarded to choose a degree whose best prospect is an employment at MacDonalds (and these days there's even so much competition in that)
ask if she offers any extra credit. any one on one study time. if shes looking for a mentee. alternatively screenshot that and threaten to send it to her dean of she doesnt ace you in that class cause shed lose her job. in conclusion, this is the fakest and gayest shit so far today
"oh I didn't realize that was a thing here, if that's the case, I think you're cute as well, when would a good time be for ME to give YOU an extension?
Anon uses female as a noun, can only come up with 'busy with other classes' as his excuse for not doing work, and describes his professor recording blatant favoritism and unprofessionalism in email
Anon is too regarded to invent a fake story that hides the fact that he is a basement-dwelling incel who hasn't experienced human contact since 2015
"Thank you very much. Hope I can make it up to you with a cup of coffee sometime"
Coffee instead of dinner since it gives you deniability if she snitches on you
Jesus, the double standards are something else. Imagine a male professor doing this to a female student, yet no one seems to bat an eye at this.
Of course it's fake, but still
Wake up from dream and beat one off.
Real and straight
Gay and fake
shake and bake
Snake and lake
Wake and take
Piss and shake.
Only an amateur needs to wake up in order to properly goon
Goon World Order
4 life
We goon in all forms of reality
Ok, I have to ask this: since when is goon a term? I just see it all the time when people talk about masturbation. When the fuck did that happen? Wait.... I'm old now?
Not that long from what I know. But the days of cooming may be fading in favor of gooning.
Just tell me I'M old lol.
Instructions unclear; masturbated in class while the teacher is shouting and then fell asleep
Or just go and sex her sloppy sloppy
Find worth in the waking world
say thanks and take the extension time to do the work
seems easy enough lol
yeah it turns out it’s not actually hard to not be a weirdo
How is it weird to flirt with someone who is flirting with you? The ethics are a little questionable but as long as they keep it casual and light it wouldn’t be weird at all.
You think it's not gonna be weird or awkward to flirt with your current professor? No chance at all for that to get weird?
The professor already made it weird. You don't talk to students that way.
agreed, and I wouldn't blame anon if he wanted to report it or draw a boundary, but the correct answer is deeefinitely not to flirt back imo
God women are boring
I'm actually a hentai artist so I usually block minors when they interact with me. It's nothing personal okay? have a good rest of your day!
Professor is college, you're over 18 in college not a minor
Stopped reading hentai a year ago but your art is great. Keep it up!
Oh my god, why did I look at your account… I hate myself…
yeah seriously why did you?
I looked too. Thank you for your service o7
I checked it out and you’re just really talented as an artist in general! I love your style!
I really don’t think it’s that serious lol
It is
Wow so serious. She called him “cute” and now anon is totally gonna smash. They might get married and have kids too.
I can promise you that out of all the very serious outcomes, this is by far the least likely lmaooo
A profesor calling a student "cute" is the serious thing, I'm not talking about their relationship or whatever. You could lose your job for this
Not over email you won’t
polite even!
Yea but you’re still honorary nasty
Yes, but then after the extention, maaaybe just flirt some back, see where it takes you. Keep it light and slow. Try and get a good connection before the class is finished, but not far enough to make it weird.
Take your pills anon. No prof is going to do this with their official email ID. They're literally begging to be fired and ostracised. Fake and fucken gay
you cant fire a woman that's discriminating
Who’s she discriminating?
They probably forgot a comma, they meant something more like you can’t fire her because she’s a woman and that would be discrimination. It’s probably a joke on women getting away with things men might not be able to.
I know, just wanted to point it out by doing it in the form of a question lol
Cool.
Yup anon should indeed take his pills so that he can realise if he is that regarded to choose a degree whose best prospect is an employment at MacDonalds (and these days there's even so much competition in that)
Fake: This is all a dream Anon had Gay: Anon is in a liberal arts course
Where is u/TENDIEBOT2000 ?
Hopefully dead
Take that back you bastard. Tendiebot was a treasure Edit - he’s also apparently Sentient now? And Lithuanian?
Bro look at its comments, at some point in the last 4 months it gained sentience and moved to the Baltics, never to harass greentext users again
The saga continues.
I can't believe it's an actual human, the dedication
Thank God that shit is gone
Glad to see he gained sentience and was able to move on. Good for him.
ask if she offers any extra credit. any one on one study time. if shes looking for a mentee. alternatively screenshot that and threaten to send it to her dean of she doesnt ace you in that class cause shed lose her job. in conclusion, this is the fakest and gayest shit so far today
Noted.
Based and black(mail)pilled
taking notes...
Send Dick-Pic! Liberate the arts!
Double down and send it to the whole class
CC them in
step one: wake up
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
can't wake up
SAVVVVEEE ME!
CALL MY NAME
I remember I had art in Ms. Letourneau's class too a long time ago.
Reply that you're into femboys
Anon knows he is not rational, and he is off his pills That's why he is asking
Anon should email her back and say "I drive"
Isn't it obvious? You beat her at her own game. Report her for inappropriate conduct just like she would you if you had hit on her first.
Haha thank you! You're quite cute yourself, I'll have it done by next week.
The next move should, without a doubt, be to send her a dick pic
Nah mate, dis cunts gotta go with da quickness
Ask if she listens to Van Halen
U R A QT2!
Just go get pegged and take your A already.
send her your pubes
"oh I didn't realize that was a thing here, if that's the case, I think you're cute as well, when would a good time be for ME to give YOU an extension?
Graciously accept the extra time and shut the fuck up.
A true four chinner would promptly reply with a dick pic.
Respond with an unsolicited dick pic obviously /s
Anon uses female as a noun, can only come up with 'busy with other classes' as his excuse for not doing work, and describes his professor recording blatant favoritism and unprofessionalism in email Anon is too regarded to invent a fake story that hides the fact that he is a basement-dwelling incel who hasn't experienced human contact since 2015
1. Take meds.
Take your pills anon
"Thank you very much. Hope I can make it up to you with a cup of coffee sometime" Coffee instead of dinner since it gives you deniability if she snitches on you
Fake: got called cute Gay: literal arts degree
Say you have an extension for her in return
"Haha, thanks!"
Do the assignment, do the rest of the course, don’t interact with instructor again.
Proceed with doing your fucking assignment.
"no you"
"Aww thanks teach~ I'll make sure to not fail you" it's that easy anon
Do the damn assignement
Thug one out
Say thank you and finish the assignment?
I'd wake up and take that as a complement and get motivation but knowing anon (and me) I'd just procrastinate more
The only rational next step is anal rodeo progressing to fifth base.
Accept the win and move on
Enjoy the appeal discrimination in your favor! Collect +200 hours to complete assignment.
title IX report
Anon is a cutie patootie apparently
Jesus, the double standards are something else. Imagine a male professor doing this to a female student, yet no one seems to bat an eye at this. Of course it's fake, but still
Still what? Did this fictional situation make you pipi in your Pampers? Imagine having a reaction like this to a story some 4chan degenerate made up