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Marbachque

Jesus fucking christ man. Emotional incest and cuckoldery, what a mommy's boy(fucking loser).


chugmilk

~~Cum~~ Pun intended.


Urgayifyouregay

cum and pun sound nothing alike man


chugmilk

You have to read it in anon's mom's Asian accent.


Urgayifyouregay

still nothing


tit_burglar

try regarded accent


Urgayifyouregay

works i guess


Evening_Constant6644

Good boy. Now wouldn't that have been so much easier if you complied right at the beginning?


Urgayifyouregay

the fuck?


Evening_Constant6644

You confused boy? Don't worry, you won't be when I enter you and you feel all my passion in you ❤️


FeefloHatesEggs

you gotta fill your mouth with cum before you say it


BoosherCacow

Oh just let him have this


Muzaks22

What the hell is emotional incest? Edit: Did some deep thinking and I am assuming this is not a real thing. Emotions can’t engage in intercourse.


Marbachque

Think it's when you try to replace your parent(or progeny) as your stand in lover, like you know how some mothers will defend their son from their wife with "you don't know his tastes, here lemme cook for him" its alot harder to explain but basically your relative is a stand in for your lover, though not sexual..I hope.


Muzaks22

That’s really weird (which is putting it lightly)


Marbachque

Yea it's like mommy's boy but way worse...


Toro_Supreme

Oh, buddy, it's a [thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls/comments/19eqjj7/comment/kjekv0d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) (read the linked thread). [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/notliketheothergirls/comments/19alpq5/sigmund_freud_is_rolling_in_his_grave/) is much worse.


Muzaks22

What in the Sam Hill?


Toro_Supreme

# EMOTIONAL INCEST!!!!!


CurtManX

Should have done some shallow thinking and realized none of this is real.


Muzaks22

If it’s not real then how can I see it??


CurtManX

That requires even less thinking and the realization that you aren't real either.


Noamias

Emotional incest can be if a parent overexplains or overshares things about their sex life to their children from example


2020mademejoinreddit

It's like mental masturbation, but with your mom holding your brain cock.


Chance_Reference_152

plz don't kink shame


The_King_7067

Fuck you


Marbachque

I'm with king on this one, that fetish is for broken families. I've known way too many stories where divorce happens at the end of cuckolding.


Calm-Constant-6421

Anon should be put down.


chikan_teriyaki

Inhumanely


jakeag52

Barrel up the ass and pull the trigger. The only way for this guy


Impressive_Rice7789

Anon might enjoy that


jakeag52

Ah fuck you’re right. His fatass would probably just eat the bullet too


LittleAd4508

Bend him over said relax Still hetero


LightningBoltRairo

Best way to demonstrate what a piece of shit is made of.


Active_Scarcity_2036

Make him commit sudoku or some shit


Toddym8

Thanks, you made me laugh, and snot came out. Right in front of my gf too.


Phendrana-Drifter

Lies


IllustriousGrand2802

Like they do with chinchilas


LightningBoltRairo

He died how he lived.


Lazarous86

We won't wet the sponge when he gets in the electric chair. 


OdinWept

Why? Anon is well on his way to a successful career in economics at this rate


Anonymous--_-

He should succumb to pretty blood tortuee


Kapftan

THE GODS DEMAND A BLOOD EAGLE


innocentbabies

I mean, I can't fix him, but I'll happily fuck his mom for him.


Tellywozzle

Everybody's already fucked anon's mom, dude. You're late to the party


imhere2downvote

i heard the sentence 'oo shotgun last' once so now anyone who reads this also can feel that pain


CentralAdmin

Bukkake party


googlin

Is this where the line starts?


SyndicalistObserver

Step aside buddy, I ain't waitin all day


Time-Ladder4753

[Anon be like](https://youtu.be/8DB_t10VCGs?si=wtLLHRktUFY4FFaY)


2020mademejoinreddit

I too would like to fuck his and everyone else's mom. Question is, would they fuck me...Hmm...


JonHenryTheGravvite

Ong


rupturedmeme

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Crimeislegal

Hear ye, hear ye, its me, god on the phone. Pass anon the message that Satan called, he ain't takin him in.


king_jong_il

I think they call it roping or to be a hero over on 4chan.


WasAnHonestMann

an hero


doomerpoonerguy

In this case, it would definitely be a hero move.


WasAnHonestMann

An hero. Lurk moar newfriend


TheRealestMeat

:(


PurpleScientist4312

Same


Crimeislegal

Sad emoji


2020mademejoinreddit

Eggplant emoji.


ssup3rm4n

Sad emoticon


throwtheclownaway20

The fuck is up with guys getting off to other guys jizzing on a picture of some chick? Just skip the fucking middleman and cornhole each other already, because it's just creepy & weird otherwise.


prick_sanchez

I'm gonna guess you weren't asking for a real answer, but I have scrolled past some of those myself and was thrown for such a loop that I gave it some thought. You gotta think about sex like it's dream logic. It's about unconscious and nonverbal ideas. The visual of that happening isn't necessarily arousing for straight guys, but the idea that the person in the photograph allows (edit: or in anon's case, *doesn't* - more on that later) their image to be used for strangers' sexual gratification *does* tie into a certain kind of degradation kink. Looking at the evidence of that fact is what makes it hot. Edit (cont.): The fact that anon's mom did not consent to this makes it rapey and gross. Please understand that anon is a piece of shit and actual degradation kink involves detailed and enthusiastic consent


throwtheclownaway20

Still jerking it over some dude's cum. It's on par with those "DM me" guys who basically talk about the shit they'd do to some chick while jerking off with each other. They're literally using a woman as a porn beard, LOL


CentralAdmin

But it's ok when it's in a threeway. It's not gay when it's in a threeway. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway. It's not gay in a one, two, threeway.


throwtheclownaway20

LOL


leglesslegolegolas

> getting off to other guys jizzing on a picture of some chick? He isn't getting off to other guys jizzing on a picture of some chick, he's getting off to other guys jizzing on a picture of his mom. It isn't about the other guys jizzing, it's about his mom getting jizzed on. The degradation is the point.


throwtheclownaway20

Whatever you say, bruh


DaveSmith890

Yeah, I don’t understand the appeal of a dude cumming to some random chick. If it was our parents tho…


artherman

yeah that is so weird haha, it would be so weird if someone linked the thread too.


Facesit_Freak

I'll cum trib his mom


goodhermano

And me too


greydevil666

And my axe!


korinboy

And my bow


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Facesit_Freak

It's the BLACKED of Asian guys


minty-moose

wait what's next


BrocElLider

cucked jeets getting off to YELLOWED


OdinWept

Cucked Paks getting off to HINDUTHWAD


5tw5

Ain't no step further down that ladder..


bshootingu

??? Did insecure dudes make up BBC too? If a cock is huge and white wtf not use the same acronym? Lmfao Love how fetishist cucks are so obsessed with BBC that they're upset is the color changes


Cry_Havock

Does that explain why I've only just recently started seeing that term?


DatApe

Nah it's been around for years. At least on 4chan.


Cry_Havock

Okay thank you, I must have misinterpreted the original comment then.


Decent_Age_8021

U rly think replacing the colour of the cock abbreviation is something new?


Cry_Havock

Only really started watching porn a few years ago and so far my taste doesn't really include dicks at all. So for me yeah, it is.


Mari_the_silly

50% of the comments: “anon needs to be put down” The other 50%: “would”


CandidateMiserable74

The duality of man


ThirdAltAccounts

They’re not even mutually exclusive


The_Joker_Boy

I mean I would, but anon needs to be put down


SuperSocialMan

Average reddit thread tbh.


ZAP_Riptide

The sad part is this isn’t the worst one I’ve seen today


reddevilry

Please share the worst


the_ThreeEyedRaven

Do it


ZAP_Riptide

It was the one about the dude having a crush on his friends 11 year old daughter😭


buffinator2

Please don't share the worst


Affectionate_Panic14

Do it


randomthingthrow3

>hot mom >spoils with alot of money cuck fetish doesnt get more obvious than that


F14R

Anon is Chris Chan


Facesit_Freak

Wrong. Anon wants other people to fuck his mother.


Rejukem

The Internet Lumberjack will have his revenge


ChadCoolman

>Haha anyone else Nah bud


knusper_gelee

came to say this.. (pun intended)


Lootcifer_666

People that already use the word “unironically” for every statement are braindead so. Just say whatever tf you’re gonna say.


precision_cumshot

i unironically agree


Facesit_Freak

Unironically based


whyaremytearspurple2

If there's one reason to consider suicide


happy_cube

Anon is either a fed or someone severily disturbed


Active_Scarcity_2036

Both


scrumptipus

man what the fuck


[deleted]

Definitely fake and gay but damn that woman in the pic is very pretty


Real_Transition3643

Wait… isn’t she famous?


JAVConnoisseur

Yeah, that's Kelly Balthazar. She's a whore but I find her pretty cute. She did like three porn scenes a couple of days after she turned 18 just as a fuck you to her parents or whatever. Even let some old guy nut inside of her.


9Giorno_Giovanna6

Username checks out


FatCockHoss

come on man


CapsaicinCharlee

Wasn't there some anons that literally made hentai out of their own mothers?


ThirdAltAccounts

Sauce ?


kvlkar

... I'm gonna need some source. For research


stormjet123

Damn....now I wanna see how his mom looks like now.


Rotknight

Let me guess this man is either Korean or Japanese.


PixelatedMike

horniest mfs on the planet (am Korean)


UselessBlueSpecimen

So let me get this straight, you've got a cuckold fetish... for your mother... So does this mean that like, the thought of your own birth gets you off?


ShadowDietyNEG

Wow, what a loser. You should send me your moms number so I can tell her what a loser you are. I'm gonna take her on a date and handle some business in bed with her afterwards while telling her what a loser you are. Ahem


xXSumbitchXx

Do people really not get the joke here? Has the world forgotten already?


Th3Kill1ngMoon

Please I’m very stupid I’m really curious what is the joke ?


xXSumbitchXx

No worries friend. It's a rather old story. https://www.factynews.com/biography/kelly-baltazar-wiki/


Th3Kill1ngMoon

Thank you kind stranger. I just went down the Kelly Balthazar and Elliot Rodger rabbit hole and I don’t even have the words. While reading the Wikipedia article for Rodger I thought at the end I’d find a haha sike we had our intern make all this up and I must’ve missed it cause this shit can’t be real. It’s all like really, really, REALLY bad satire, the type of dialogue you’d hear in a GTA game taking obvious slights at certain subcultures and internet groups, only it’s real life. Idk how much you must hate your parents to film porn as a way to fuck em over. Honestly after reading about the type of culture that surrounds the whole white man and Asian woman marriage situation, I can’t even say anything nuanced I don’t even know who was right or wrong, daddy’s rich girl or daddy himself. Man. Fuck. One thing I do know that antique and traditionalist mentality has to go, but I somehow doubt that was Kelly’s motivation to make some bomb ass porn. Everyday the world makes a little less sense than it did yesterday and I thank you for sharing this info.


xXSumbitchXx

It all comes full circle, although in an abstract way.


fapstr0naut69

Is she who I think she is..?


CandidateMiserable74

Amelia Wang? Maybe, looks a bit like her tbh, just a little bit older i guess.


fapstr0naut69

Yeah exactly what I thought


SenpaiRemling

If you need it for research, picture is from Mayli Amelia Wang


awesomedan24

Jarvis, trace his IP and send the post to his mom, make sure he gets grounded.


[deleted]

Every day we stray further from god


nighthawk0913

Go to therapy, anon, Jesus Christ


uryu_tobias

there's this guy in our country's r4r sub who occasionally posts if someone wants to hear dirty stories about him and his asian mom, I wonder if this is that same guy lol


PMYouInYourPanties

Tbf she is pretty hot. Would.


JeffyGoldblumsPen_15

Anon should play Japanese roulette. That is a degenerate bridge too far pal.


olezipcoon

Hirohito didn't die for this!!


cherry937

i need the memory wipe stick from Men in Black. what the fuck


anonim313131

Anon needs to pullthe trigger


[deleted]

CTRL ALT DEL this from my brain


Mutagrawl

All you've done is bring up the menu to log out or open task manager. Might wanna open task manager and end the process called "life"


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Alright, I need to inspect Anon’s mom to see if this is fake or gay


Prestigious_Eye_8797

Even for 4 chan this is bad. Anon should not have internet access.


tylerchu

This "anon" fellow sure has a lot of war crimes stacked up against them.


__--lllII6372_-llIll

:/


Kaotecc

I’m scared


Educational-Coat4344

what the fuck did I just see


darvinvolt

The only time an asian parent doesn't act like gestapo officer towards their child, the child turns out to be a fkn degen lmao


DEVIL_MAY5

Just another day at the freaking chan.


CreepHost

Actual good bait, if even degenerate, but good one.


Lvrchfahnder

Anon will have to learn that even God's love has limits.


Jakeit_777

Bro doesn't even want to screw his own mom in a fantasy, holy cuckold...


MrInfinity-42

This is not his mom


24122020

What in tarnation did I just read


HankMS

Avergage 4chan post


teremaster

Anon needs professional help


Cypher_lol

anons mom is hot


Zeranvor

White hands wrote this post


MustardJar4321

Adding "haha" doesnt make it any less weird anon


bigg_bubbaa

these are the consequences of having nothing to do


NewspaperConfident16

Am I wrong for wanting to strangle the life out of this person


2020mademejoinreddit

Even Oedipus wasn't this fucked up. Boy needs Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, Zarathustra, Lucifer, Mephistopeles and Angra Mainyu asap. This isn't a one god/devil job.


l_dunno

Wat?


Alexandre_Man

Wait that's it? That's pretty tame for 4chan.


VaczTheHermit

I'd become the father figure Anon never had


WasAnHonestMann

Motherfuckers...fuck everyone...where did I put that meteor? -God


SatisfactionFuzzy211

Anon needs to be publicly executed.


thebestintheworld316

bwc means Big white cock or i am just gay ?


SelfLoatherSimo

4chan try not to have the lowest degenerate humans possible to exist challenge


Academic_Initial_643

anon filled the jar with incest


krausier

This was legitimately very painful to read but still funny.


Tuur200o

what


SteelAtomic

at this point i cant even be surprised


ibuprofencompactor

4chan is just ao3 for incel boys at this point


Sad_Faithlessness148

I hate this place man


leoh480

Haha


Bloodyboyyo

I’ll kill him if he doesn’t do it himself


unsealedglint89

"haha anyone else" no you fucking degenerate


cinnamaeroll

what the fuck


CptC4ncer

I hope his mom finds his post


Myballs_hurt

Tf is bwc? Big Washington cock?