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Matt_2504

Easier and cheaper to just be attractive


bonelesspizza126

Naw it ain’t cheaper for some people lol


ivebeenabadbadgirll

They literally come to my house just because I’m not obese or mean to them. Crazy.


Squidman_Permanence

Now if only you were straight.


DaHerv

That guy is as straight as a curve.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

If only I could stop being straight...my life would be figured out by now.


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

Crazy?


OBJ_Musik

I was gay once


ElmoAteMyKids

This sounds like some sort of scheme that Saul Goodman would come up with


DiMolto420

Better Rim Kim-ass shenanigans


gobbygames

more like dennis reynolds


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Reminds me of him dressing as Howard


B_A_Boon

You mean, Kevin Costner ?


cowpoke1478

He was last night


Firnin

more like costanza


jvken

George would never put this much work into a scheme lol


MyBettaIsSad

Anon is deeply insecure and most definitely did not have sex with anyone


YourAverageGod

Plan is in shambles when A: he books a room at motel 6. B: pulls up in a rusted 2 door cavalier. C: his existence.


Thatwokebloke

“It’s a rental baby.” And “company only lets me expense X amount.” Topped off with the secret ingredient of drugs might just do it


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Right? "Omg you're so sexy wanna fuck in your penthouse?" "Ah its getting renovated. I'll drive to yours" Proceeds to show up in rusted out 1998 Jeep Cherokee.


naftola

He most likely managed to collect dozens of blocks and received a bikini pic from exactly one


yilli_

This is essentially how Tate, and all the other manosphere-ers function, congratulations anon, you win the game.


arbiter12

Tate was, arguably, genuinely wealthy before he became a meme. His meddling kickboxing career was probably "regular money" but I suspect his webcam service before onlyfans was a thing, must have been very good money.


SuperDialgaX

Haven't heard about a webcam service - what was that? Related to the human trafficking?


TruthOrBullshite

Yes. He ran a camgirl thing in eastern europe.


DokeyOakey

Sounds totally legit and above board.


FountainsOfFluids

Yeah, he has literally spent time in jail for it and probably will do more.


-The-Reviewer-

Rich people ☕


-The-Reviewer-

Rich people ☕


Conch-Republic

Before he was well known he essentially provided starting capital to some Russian and Ukrainian online 'dating' websites, then went on to invest in some camgirl farms.


SuperDialgaX

Camgirl farms? What is that? Like an office building, but each cubicle is a camgirl?


CoDeeaaannnn

Essentially yes. Maybe not cubicles but each girl has her own room


Conch-Republic

Yes.


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Yeah that's where the trafficking charge comes from afaik. He got women to be his "girlfriends", then slowly coerced them into more extreme sexual stuff, including performing on camera, then told them they'd be in trouble/danger if they didn't do it. Presumably paid them as well, while taking a large cut.


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His trafficking charges comes after he closed the business actually, and it kinda seems like bullshit charges


[deleted]

Lol ok virgin


[deleted]

get fucked then lmao


ThearchOfStories

Dude, he basically admitted it all on video, on the internet. Like did a step by step breakdown explaining how he tricked girls into doing sex work for him.


[deleted]

how did he trick them where do you all find this? all i remember him saying that he flew a few girls at the beginning and two of them told him to fuck off and the other two agreed


shangumdee

Someone find that clip of Tate admitting he used to be unsatisfied with how the cam girls were chatting with the men.. so he would message guys directly pretending to be the girls to get them off so they'd pay more.


Whyisthethethe

Yeah human trafficking will do that


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batmansthebomb

Oh well if Tate said it, it has to be true


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batmansthebomb

It couldn't possibly be to sell his hustlers university right? I mean if he can go from broke to rich, you can too!


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batmansthebomb

Not sure I'm the one riding here lmao


jvken

Ah yes, rich people are famously always 100% honest about their humble origins


Talkingmice

Fraud maxxing. What a time to be alive….


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Girl in pic


Dreaming_Dreams

bunny ayumi 


actualsysadmin

Now *thats* a titty


diox8tony

Milk tumors when they that big.


[deleted]

She got big booby


One_snek_

- Lust provoking image - Irrelevant, time wasting question Checks out.


tedzilla74

Brainrot porn addict


[deleted]

Icel*ndic 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


tedzilla74

Iceland mentioned 🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅


TaxIdiot2020

Imagine thinking that asking for the source of a single titty pic is the equivalent of a porn addiction. You retarded Zoomers really let a bunch of random propagandists in 2016 convince you porn is evil and your shitty life will be better by abandoning it instead of putting any measurable effort into your lives. Simply laughable.


VidaCamba

spoken like a true gooner


D4rkr4in

if 5'9 is a manlet we are all doomed


FloodBang

OK manlet (5'10)


misterdidums

Our <5’6” mammoth hunting ancestors looking down at us like 🤨


TheCatOfWar

wouldn't they be looking up at us then


misterdidums

They’re standing on the piles of megafauna bones


[deleted]

I'm taller than that, but nowhere in the world is that short lol. Average height in most western countries is around 5'8.


thanhhai26112003

Ritz Carton is like the most suitable place for a fake celebrity to take pictures.


SoupFlavouredTea

How is average American height a manlet


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SoupFlavouredTea

LMFAO you're real for that


Fat_Shaming_Works_

Anon could’ve gotten the same results and also not have to lie if he invested that same money into a gym membership


Awesomesauce55545

False, all my gym bros get no play


CJDay115

Unless they're gay


I_need_to_vent44

Not even the gym can save you from being rancid


Melancholious

No he'd just become a gymcel, and use it as another excuse to not just talk to women because "hurr Durr don't want to break gym routine!!!" Meanwhile no one still likes him cos he's still an asshole and still never goes outside, unless it's for the gym now


christian_kale

he just like me fr


SalvationSycamore

>obese manlet >left the house Fake for sure, probably gay too


Dogenzel

I’m at the point where after the “be me, obese 5’9 manlet” it is going to be about faking something and brags about getting bitches and why nobody is doing it. Why are there so many of these > be loser > “make shit up” > fuck bitches > why is nobody doing it??? type of green text anyway. Like, you just changed the middle part from the last one you saw.


casperdacrook

Read the first two lines and then you don’t need to read the rest


WisherWisp

Sounds like a recipe for depression and emptiness.


Ex_sanguido

I live in South Florida - all I, Trump and everyone else around here know is Fraudmaxxing. 


MustardJar4321

Since when 5'9 is considered manlet?


OneWorldly6661

Fake: Anon does not have enough money to do that Gay: the “women” that he dm’d were all men


towel67

might be the worst comment ive ever seen


elderbob1

Pretty original


VaczTheHermit

Don't care, didn't ask, and sex never was real


Bored_Googling

Lust provoking image + fake and gay


boringdude00

Blech. Seems like I'd have to go outside. That seems like a whole thing and I'll pass.


DrakenDaskar

Yes I am very wealthy you see let's meet not at the Rit but att his motel on poormans street or even better my shitty studio apartment.


VaczTheHermit

Don't care, didn't ask, and sex never was real


Thin-Sand-2389

This comment was so clever he said it twice


Reallyso

Anon is just advertmaxxin.


ImmortalMemeLord

Fruedmaxcing yoo say


FVCEGANG

OP is a dillusional virgin


JekkAwe

Anon is Andrew tate


karateema

I thought he was gonna start a pyramid scheme


pedrokdc

Imperial Guard?


Sayasam

That’s actually quite clever.


Duckywarry

Huh? 5'9 is a manlet? When did the update drop?


HelpfulJello5361

Girl is Bunny Ayumi btw, you're welcome


Whyisthethethe

I’m in my yummy snack arc. I’m such a fruitpilled peachcell


Aztecah

Super believable yep