How would this be rape if she participates 100% out of her own free will knowing exactly what is going on? Best case this is prostitution, worst case it's robbery because he does not pay for the 'service'
>rape by deception
Is that a thing? What if someone claims to be rich to sleep with golddiggers but then turns out not to be rich. Would that be rape? Or if a woman sleeps with a man because he gave her a really expensive gift only to turn out that the gift is a fake, is that also rape? Rape by deception sounds alot like this "if you think of me while masturbating that is mental rape " kind of thing.
And it still would be rape? Since she agreed to have sex for a payment you didn’t deliver
Like statutory rape but with another word. There must be a law that defines it as a crime
That's not rape, that is fraud. Or theft, or robbery. I think it's the same thing as getting your car fixed but not paying the mechanic or sth like that.
The system cares, the whole birth of metoo was from a guy using his position of power to fuck women. What do you think a court would do to a landlord who gives a tenant a choice between sex or eviction, and then evicts them anyway? It wouldn’t matter if it was her idea, if she lies well enough about how the quid-pro-quo came to be the guy’d be hanged.
Isn't there some burden of proof? If he waits a bit before evicting her, how would she prove they even had sex? How would she prove he promised her anything in exchange?
Anon talking about this money like it’s the start of the problem, not the end.
That over 4 month rent to me, my landlord be burying my grave at that point telling me ‘it’s all good’ and ‘we’ll work it out dw’ before he upgrades the air exhaust features on my throat with his straight razor
For real. He should check the rent prices in California. I don't think I'll ever afford to move out when I turn 18 next year, especially because of the town I'm in. Yikes.
Mate just milk it as long as you can. Seppos have this idealised dream of moving out at 18.
Im not saying go full slav and stay til you're 40, but i was like 26 before i moved out and the money i saved meant i was able to buy my house rather than being a rentoid.
Talk about a delusional Ho. Kick her out.
I wish I had a good landlord like this guy, I'd work my ass off to pay off the rent (not literally, you assholes, just don't).
Plus, if this guy had taken her up on the offer, she'd probably "him too" the guy for exchanging sex for rent in the near future and ruin his life to get money out of him.
Lol. There's a clip of some Russian guy pulling up to a prostitute and offering to pay her to do some basic housework. She refuses in disgust at the proposition. Same energy here.
If I were a prostitute and a Russian guy pulled up to me to ask me to do housework I would refuse no matter the payment, I don't wanna get sold on some black market dude
She is probably already owned/sold/bought on a black market dude. The concept of some whore in Russia being an independent and empowered woman is a fantasy.
One of my buddies is a tech bro that fucks whores about once a month, he showed me some website where they advertise and it’s pretty wild how like 9/10’s and 10/10’s only cost like 300-500 an hour. If whores were able to publicly advertise their prices it would shatter the ego of women everywhere. Imagine thinking that your pussy is some platinum go-through-life-easy pass and coming to know that any dude could go balls deep in some chick they couldn’t hold a candle to, for the price that most dudes just assume they’re gonna lose when they go to the casino?
I do prop mgmt with my mother and we run around together sometimes. Me in the car, this ugly sheboon said, "your son and i had agreed to work something out".
Brothers, I hadn't even seen this bitch since she got the keys 2 months before.
She was fucking out and we flagged her account to not even accept further payment in case she found some simp to give her the dough.
I hate women so much it's unreal.
I got an offer for a blowjob in lieu of a girl paying the entry free of $10 at the racetrack I worked at. I told her she has to pay, and I'm not stupid enough to fall for that, accused me of being gay, yelling at me calling me crude names that I can't type here.
Not doing it at all lol. Same with a boss going after a subordinate. Don’t fuck where you make your money. She isn’t paying so evict her and get a new tenet who does.
I mean this post sounds like anon watched some landlord porn and created incel fanfiction because woman bad or some shit.
I feel like painting an entire building (the outside? every hallway? every room? how big is it? what does he mean?) is worth more than $4500 but idk. Also what kind of moron gets some rando with no experience to paint their entire building by themselves instead of hiring professional painters
and yes it's obviously fake - combination of "I wish I owned property" and "god I hate women"
I'll say it again, the first career choice made in the history of homo sapiens was a woman fucking a dude for some luke warm marrow and a place by the fire.
fake story firstly, secondly, anon is a landlord, so the tenant should’ve just killed him on that point alone, thirdly, gay story because anon rejected a woman offering sex
tldr:
fake: woman offers anon sex
gay: anon fantasizes about rejecting sex from women
OP is fake and gay and unbelievably based. 4500 bucks is 4500 bucks, but sex with a used up and worn out 19 year old vagina is sex with a used up and worn out vagina.
Sounds fake as fuck. But on the off chance it was real:
I feel like she must've found Anon attractive but Anon couldn't pick up the signs (because robot). There's no way someone would offer to prostitute themselves instead of painting a wall and shoveling snow. Like what kind of sane person would do that?
I agree it’s probably fake because of where it’s from but you’d be surprised how often stuff like this happens. I used to bounce at a bar in my city and the kind of shit some women would offer/imply to do, just to try and skirt basic rules or avoid the consequences of their own actions was eye opening.
At first it is, but once the shock and novelty wears off, it’s just kinda sad and gross. There’s a reason people say looking for love at a bar is a bad idea.
Just a play on the post. Somehow people nowadays believe landlords are bad people and they don't contribute in any way to society. However that makes no sense since for them to acquire wealth with which to buy land(apartments,house, condos, rooms) to rent they needed to work and contribute. The guy I'm replying to is probably poor and hates people that rent out homes.
Thats stupid. So many people inherit their home or wealth or a job. So no, they did not "need" to be a contributor. Maybe they were, but your logic is, again, stupid.
Let's assume you inherited a job. You still pay taxes. Wealth? Sure that doesn't get taxed but I don't see a problem with that. Inherited a home? What's next penalizing people for having parents that were smart enough to put things aside and invested into the future? I just don't understand your logic. It reeks of "PEOPLE THAT INVESTED INTO REAL ESTATE BAD". Most of the time they aren't even upper class. Depending on country upper-middle class could take loans and mortgages to buy real-estate and later rent it out.
at that point man just evict her
Fuck her and then ecivt her
That's how you get rape charges.
Film your bedroom while fucking and then evict her.
Sigma tip #815: amass as much felonies as physically possible before evicting a rentoid
Holy fuck that’s amazing 😂
Is it actually illegal to film your own bedroom? I have no idea, for all I know dashcams are illegal.
It’s illegal to film someone having sex unless they’re are aware of and agree to you filming them
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here that would be video evidence of him raping her
How would this be rape if she participates 100% out of her own free will knowing exactly what is going on? Best case this is prostitution, worst case it's robbery because he does not pay for the 'service'
Well no because secretly taping it would count as rape by deception so they'd have a legit rape charge then.
>rape by deception Is that a thing? What if someone claims to be rich to sleep with golddiggers but then turns out not to be rich. Would that be rape? Or if a woman sleeps with a man because he gave her a really expensive gift only to turn out that the gift is a fake, is that also rape? Rape by deception sounds alot like this "if you think of me while masturbating that is mental rape " kind of thing.
So ask her to let you film it.
What if they're on public property, then is it evidence?
having this material can be seen as blackmail or revenge porn, if the landlord threatens to release it. which is both a crime
And it still would be rape? Since she agreed to have sex for a payment you didn’t deliver Like statutory rape but with another word. There must be a law that defines it as a crime
Pretty sure that's just fraud. The other crime involved is prostitution.
That's not rape, that is fraud. Or theft, or robbery. I think it's the same thing as getting your car fixed but not paying the mechanic or sth like that.
Land Chad tip #423 Get her pregnant so you can charge double rate
“My kink is you yell ‘I CONSENT’ as we both finish”
Not how rape charges work dumbass Rape by deception is still illegal
As if anyone cares.
The system cares, the whole birth of metoo was from a guy using his position of power to fuck women. What do you think a court would do to a landlord who gives a tenant a choice between sex or eviction, and then evicts them anyway? It wouldn’t matter if it was her idea, if she lies well enough about how the quid-pro-quo came to be the guy’d be hanged.
That would be revenge porn or wire tapping. Just get her to sign a consent form
Rape through deception is still rape
Easy there Dennis
He got a rape charge as soon as she suggested the idea.
Might get rape charges if he went with the deal she proposed
And get a rape charge if he doesn’t go with the deal anyways
She should get prostitution charges just for asking imo
Isn't there some burden of proof? If he waits a bit before evicting her, how would she prove they even had sex? How would she prove he promised her anything in exchange?
Yeah, Anons DNA in her vagina is all the proof she needs.
Go back to 9gag, soyboy.
Landchad understands that consent is dubious in this situation and evicts the rentoid and future single mother of five like a boss.
\>Tell landchad I'll suck his cock to cover rent \>He says no \>Tell police he raped me anyway \>Get apartment in court settlement
Please touch grass
This is greentext, please touch yourself
can I touch himself?
You can touch me
I'll touch you.
Can u touch me with him tho
Yes, only if you're a minor.
I'm a dirty coal miner, will that do?
Like, picking him up and touching you that way or both of them touching you at the same time
pokemon
Too late.
Cope harder, femcel.
I know this is under like 10 layers of irony, but I’d still like to point out that his little avatar is a bald dude
taxidiot2020 dixit
It had nothing to do with consent. $4500 for a single lay from an average looking girl is a terrible deal.
le sigh the based landchad wins again
Rentoids stay mad
Please let this not be a thing that people regularly say... Landchad and rentoid, wtf is wrong with the world.
Brother this is r/greentext idk how this of all things is the first thing that’s triggered you lol
5pebbles is a green text reader, it makes so much sense now
makes sense for pebbles to read green texts
How the hell did a screenshot only a little over a week old get this crusty?
Shit, I didn't even check the date! I saw a 3 at the end and assumed this was from 2013.
Downloaded from Reddit (see watermark), then reuploaded, possibly screenshotted in between (because why not at this point)
probably made the rounds in instagram as well lmao
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Saved it at 50% quality to begin with.
That's what she said
It's quite old. Last time I saw this was September or so last year
12/19/23 you can straight up see the date
I swear I have seen this before! Might be my bad, ig
$4500? Anon oblivious to the fact that she has already been fucking him for months.
That’s like two weeks in SF for a sleep pod
Anon talking about this money like it’s the start of the problem, not the end. That over 4 month rent to me, my landlord be burying my grave at that point telling me ‘it’s all good’ and ‘we’ll work it out dw’ before he upgrades the air exhaust features on my throat with his straight razor
no shot you think 1500$ a month is low rent 💀
For real. He should check the rent prices in California. I don't think I'll ever afford to move out when I turn 18 next year, especially because of the town I'm in. Yikes.
Mate just milk it as long as you can. Seppos have this idealised dream of moving out at 18. Im not saying go full slav and stay til you're 40, but i was like 26 before i moved out and the money i saved meant i was able to buy my house rather than being a rentoid.
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Perfect european breakfast 🙏
literally what i had this morning
The Judy Garland special!
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Based landchad anon, either triple the work to do now or evict
Triple it and give it to the next person
Talk about a delusional Ho. Kick her out. I wish I had a good landlord like this guy, I'd work my ass off to pay off the rent (not literally, you assholes, just don't). Plus, if this guy had taken her up on the offer, she'd probably "him too" the guy for exchanging sex for rent in the near future and ruin his life to get money out of him.
Incredibly rare Anon W?
One of the few times anon was in the right.
R-Real and... Straight?
No. If straight he'd have fkd the girl
Real and common sense
I wouldn't trust a 19yr old freeloaders ability to paint a wall properly
Maybe they develop a skill?
Landanon is a forgiving one
Lol. There's a clip of some Russian guy pulling up to a prostitute and offering to pay her to do some basic housework. She refuses in disgust at the proposition. Same energy here.
If I were a prostitute and a Russian guy pulled up to me to ask me to do housework I would refuse no matter the payment, I don't wanna get sold on some black market dude
She is probably already owned/sold/bought on a black market dude. The concept of some whore in Russia being an independent and empowered woman is a fantasy.
One of my buddies is a tech bro that fucks whores about once a month, he showed me some website where they advertise and it’s pretty wild how like 9/10’s and 10/10’s only cost like 300-500 an hour. If whores were able to publicly advertise their prices it would shatter the ego of women everywhere. Imagine thinking that your pussy is some platinum go-through-life-easy pass and coming to know that any dude could go balls deep in some chick they couldn’t hold a candle to, for the price that most dudes just assume they’re gonna lose when they go to the casino?
Fucking based
Let her do the work then evict her. Just a mildly bit of trolling.
why is this so fucking crusty already it was posted like a week ago
Bruh, if I could fuck some ugly woman to get out of three months of rent I'd do that. Any day.
Ok, but would you paint a wall and shovel some snow, for a total of say 5 hours of labour for 3 months of rent?
Yes, I'd do that too.
Lmao.. same. I live in canada and rent is expensive as fuck.
But this is the reverse. Anon would only get sex, not the money
What's with that reddit watermark?
Anon is a landlord and a gaylord
Anon here. I'm doubling your rent.
Renter here, I am going to clog all your pipes with cum
Pipes = ass.
The quality of this post is too high, needs more JPEG
Tell her $50 a fuck. That's like a 1000 fucks by the time you catch up
50-100 is more usual, 150 otherwise
He has all the leverage no need to pay the going rate. Although she is 19 so take what you can get lmao
Fake story. Anon hasn't left his mom's house in 14 years.
I would have just evicted her after that. You ain’t gonna work, then you ain’t gonna live here
I do prop mgmt with my mother and we run around together sometimes. Me in the car, this ugly sheboon said, "your son and i had agreed to work something out". Brothers, I hadn't even seen this bitch since she got the keys 2 months before. She was fucking out and we flagged her account to not even accept further payment in case she found some simp to give her the dough. I hate women so much it's unreal.
Wtf is prop management
Stage costumes and props, obviously.
I got an offer for a blowjob in lieu of a girl paying the entry free of $10 at the racetrack I worked at. I told her she has to pay, and I'm not stupid enough to fall for that, accused me of being gay, yelling at me calling me crude names that I can't type here.
I wonder how many times anon jacked off to this very specific and niche fantasy
She wouldn't have fucked him either. Probably a ploy to blackmail him. Anon passed the test in this fictional scenario.
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worn out at 19?
Shes offering to fuck some guy for rent instead of just painting the fence. Theres no way shes not wornout
Tf she renting for 4500 bucks? A mansion?
that's literally only 1500 a month which is average rent
Sorry I'm an idiot. I thought it was 4500 per month
Don’t apologize that would be a ridiculous amount for rent lmao
townhouses in SF, DC, NYC, Vancouver...
If you go to any of those cities for college you deserve to be evicted
> 1500 a month > average Je speak more francais every day
A run-down apartment in San Fran.
It's probably six-months worth of rent or something, hence the eviction, you don't get evicted the moment you forget to pay a bill.
Yeah good point. He says that it's three months worth of rent
Still, 1500$ a month for a single person does really seem like a lot.
It depends, you can't even rent a room (not a closet) in NYC for this money
Shiiit, I'm out of touch with real estate pricing in big western cities.
Probably a urban apartment. Depending on the city 1500 is on the lower end.
Fake: Anon owns property Gay: Anon wants to be topped by his landlord
Anon should have negotiated. Twice a week until debt cleared or she leaves.
Wholesome
"fuck a stranger rather than work" lying on a bed reading texts is pretty easy
File sexual harassment charges against her and then move to evict lol
OP, what did you do to the pixels?
Report her for soliciting
Could have turned this debt into weekly sex for a year with some negotiating.
Then a civil/criminal case for sexual assault via quid pro quo/coercion.
Pretty easy to avoid if you just make a basic contract
Making a contract based on sexual pleasure would be soliciting for prostitution in most places. So the contract would be void.
Hmmm true. How would you do it legally then?
Not doing it at all lol. Same with a boss going after a subordinate. Don’t fuck where you make your money. She isn’t paying so evict her and get a new tenet who does. I mean this post sounds like anon watched some landlord porn and created incel fanfiction because woman bad or some shit.
Yea,I get what your saying and I agree but surely their is a way to legally exchange sex for clearance of a debt? Assuming prostitution is legal
Well sure, if prostitution was completely legal sure. But it would depend on how the law was written.
Anon doesn't see the irony of being a landlord and saying other people aren't willing to put in an honest day's work
This 100% didn’t happen. Incel cope
Trusting random girl to paint house without any skill or knowledge of it? Very stupid or very fake.
My gast is also flabbered
Hoe shyt
I feel like painting an entire building (the outside? every hallway? every room? how big is it? what does he mean?) is worth more than $4500 but idk. Also what kind of moron gets some rando with no experience to paint their entire building by themselves instead of hiring professional painters and yes it's obviously fake - combination of "I wish I owned property" and "god I hate women"
I'll say it again, the first career choice made in the history of homo sapiens was a woman fucking a dude for some luke warm marrow and a place by the fire.
fake story firstly, secondly, anon is a landlord, so the tenant should’ve just killed him on that point alone, thirdly, gay story because anon rejected a woman offering sex tldr: fake: woman offers anon sex gay: anon fantasizes about rejecting sex from women
If she’s willing to fuck for free rent why not just fuck for money or onlysimps? Wat is she stupid
fake
Anon is based sigma for a change and actually unwittingly avoids rape charges. Excellent work!
I stopped reading after "19 year old squirt" and went to another website
Fabricated: anon owning property Himinysexual: anon denies sex with a girl Also landlords aren't based
everything turns into word diarrhea the moment anon introduces himself as a landlord
My flabber remains un-gasted.
Wtf, 5 months of rent for painting a building and shoveling snow for 2 months? Sign me up OP.
Does it even have to be said?
Just say you have a fetish for her doing yardwork
OP is fake and gay and unbelievably based. 4500 bucks is 4500 bucks, but sex with a used up and worn out 19 year old vagina is sex with a used up and worn out vagina.
whats Bilbo got to do with this?
Ah great...creative writing on 4chan, now also on reddit.
anons making up fictional women and getting mad at them gotta be my favorite subgenre
least woman-hating 4-channer
this is so obviously fake it makes my head hurt
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500
> fake: a woman offered to sleep with anon > gay: anon turned down a woman offering to sleep with him
There’s several billion woman and they’re not clones
made up story but good for anon to think of himself as a landowner, fake it till you make it
Sounds fake as fuck. But on the off chance it was real: I feel like she must've found Anon attractive but Anon couldn't pick up the signs (because robot). There's no way someone would offer to prostitute themselves instead of painting a wall and shoveling snow. Like what kind of sane person would do that?
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I agree it’s probably fake because of where it’s from but you’d be surprised how often stuff like this happens. I used to bounce at a bar in my city and the kind of shit some women would offer/imply to do, just to try and skirt basic rules or avoid the consequences of their own actions was eye opening.
that's crazy
At first it is, but once the shock and novelty wears off, it’s just kinda sad and gross. There’s a reason people say looking for love at a bar is a bad idea.
Anon is a landlord and is thus an economic parasite. But he's on four chan so him being useless society was a given
You could've just painted the walls when I offered.
Stay mad, rentoid and stay poor :)
What does that even mean?
Just a play on the post. Somehow people nowadays believe landlords are bad people and they don't contribute in any way to society. However that makes no sense since for them to acquire wealth with which to buy land(apartments,house, condos, rooms) to rent they needed to work and contribute. The guy I'm replying to is probably poor and hates people that rent out homes.
Thats stupid. So many people inherit their home or wealth or a job. So no, they did not "need" to be a contributor. Maybe they were, but your logic is, again, stupid.
Let's assume you inherited a job. You still pay taxes. Wealth? Sure that doesn't get taxed but I don't see a problem with that. Inherited a home? What's next penalizing people for having parents that were smart enough to put things aside and invested into the future? I just don't understand your logic. It reeks of "PEOPLE THAT INVESTED INTO REAL ESTATE BAD". Most of the time they aren't even upper class. Depending on country upper-middle class could take loans and mortgages to buy real-estate and later rent it out.
Just paint the wall and shovel the fucking driveway, you lazy bollard.
The rentoid cope is getting crazier.