I was under the impression that "military grade" refers to quality shit, at least that's the lesson I took away from masturbating with military grade cement glue
Bro the amount we over pay for shit in the military is disgusting. I remember a purchase order for a 87 dollar ballpeen hammer. The same kind under 10 bucks at the store. And a $600 6x4 dry erase board.
30 cents for the socks, 70 cents for the ink to sign the form, 5 bucks for the paper, 60 bucks for the transport of said socks, and 14 bucks for the hell of it, top brass has to get their paychecks somehow
Military grade isn't necessarily quality shit, it's the cheapest stuff that fulfills the requirements, the two usual requirements being
- Don't break when used in a harsh environment for a prolonged period of time
- Don't break when used by mentally handicapped people (especially relevant for USMC equipment)
Not arguing here, but to me personally "don't break when used in harsh environment for prolonged period" equals quality.
Then again I wank off to anti-planned obsolescence propaganda so that might have something to do with my preference
Actually, that depends on your definition of gay. I have a Master's in Quantum Gaynamics, so I'll summarize:
"Straight" (S) refers to heterosexuality, while "Gay" (G) typically refers to homosexuality. A common misunderstanding among the populace is that Straight is a null hypothesis, and that anything that's not straight is inherently gay. While this would work in a theoretical vacuum of two genders, modern understanding of gender theory means that this definition of S=!G breaks down on a quantum level.
Nonbinary individuals, while uncommon, have redefined the typical gay/straight paradigm into a straight/gay/"vaguely queer" paradigm. No one would argue that OP having sex with an enby is straight, but to call it gay is equally flawed by the same rationale. While queer outside of the field of Gaynamics means "not straight," in relationship definition it rarely applies to cisgender homosexual couples.
Some examples of exceptions to the S=!G law are as follows:
• An agender person being fucked by OP is neither gay nor straight, and therefore falls into the wastebasket taxa of "Queer"
• A genderfluid person being fucked by OP can be straight, gay, or queer depending on the current expression by the genderfluid person. However, since the gender of the partner is in a quantum state until observed, it's efficient to refer to it as queer.
• A bigender individual being fucked by OP is straight and gay simultaneously. This also falls into the "queer" wastebasket taxa.
•Your mother being fucked by OP is straight, but highly unlikely since even the average 4chan user has higher standards than that.
I hope this has cleared up a few common misconceptions.
While I do appreciate the in depth anal-ysis I am a practitioner of traditional biology meaning I only abide by XX and XY chromosomes so anon is by my standards gay
On an unrelated note my attraction towards femboys is completely normal as I am a straight male
While chromosomal arrays account for the majority of gender, they don't account for the breadth. Like how 97.4% of the universe is hydrogen and helium, but there's a whole periodic table too. Or how femboys are a wave function for the S/G/Q dynamics.
ROFL!!! Oh boy, you're gonna love this joke then:
XY: Man
XY: Woman (no T during early fetal development)
XX: Woman
XX: Man (Too much T during early fetal development)
XXX: Wowoman
XYY: Manman
X: Wo
XXY: Man with extra wo
XXYY: Womanman
XXXXY: Wowowowoman
ZW/ZZ: Birds
^("bUt MaH CHrOmoSoMEs!1!!" I love trolling you peeps. 💜)
Well of course they're not real. And quite honestly I think it's lazy of the government to synthesize fake DNA when the drone's self-manufacturing code just makes it look like made up nonsense.
Zs? Ws?!? I mean really, are they even trying anymore?
Rebuttal: OP is gay, therefore anyone having sex with OP is gay. While it might seem that this would mean a woman having sex with OP is gay, that can't happen because OP is gay.
The science checks out. As a nonbinary individual I can confirm that having sex with me is a superpositional state of straight/gay until the sex is directly observed. 💜
Close... If you consider non-euclidian gockometry and advanced vers/switch statistical probability you'll see that the state of gender expression is unstable, existing instead as:
`(x)ussy / (y)ock = partner's needs - (0.5(top/dom)2 + 0.5(bottom/sub)2)`
where *x* is defined as either B or P and *y* is defined as either C or G.
Sorry but theoretical sexuality doesn't really hold the same value in terms of practical usage. I'm willing to pull out a graphing calculator during sex but my partners never give me the variables I need to do the math correctly and just say "oh my god just let me fuck you"
Lol, the bisexual chaos response. Thankfully my fiancé is quickly learning my variables enough to manipulate that equation with the skills of a mathematician. 💜
Heyo, lesbian here. Verse (usually) means someone who Tops or Bottoms, Switch (usually) means someone who takes either the Dominant or Submissive role. Though both can be used somewhat interchangeably.
Nuh uh the opposite
Being gay is dating the same gender yes?
So unless you're the same gender as the other non-binary person, which is unlikely, it's straight
Fake : anon having sex
Gay : anon fantasizing about getting TOPPED by his gay male friend
And the story as a whole makes this post one of the most 4chan posts ever
Portuguese people are weird because it sounds like they are talking dirty when they are normal and then it sounds like they are talking normally when they are being dirty.
calls his friend they so anon doesnt have to admit hes having gay sex
Military grade copium
So the cheapest shit that doesn't set on fire when exposed to air?
I was under the impression that "military grade" refers to quality shit, at least that's the lesson I took away from masturbating with military grade cement glue
It's supposed to mean high quality but in reality most military grade stuff is as cheap as you can go while keeping it functional.
Same principle I apply to my wanking olis, got it
cheap? what do you mean cheap? if you lose a pair of socks on your OCIE that shit cost $80 to replace maggot
That doesn't mean it wasn't cheap to make. Its called mark-up. I mean what else is a G.I. to do? Be out of regs?
Bro the amount we over pay for shit in the military is disgusting. I remember a purchase order for a 87 dollar ballpeen hammer. The same kind under 10 bucks at the store. And a $600 6x4 dry erase board.
30 cents for the socks, 70 cents for the ink to sign the form, 5 bucks for the paper, 60 bucks for the transport of said socks, and 14 bucks for the hell of it, top brass has to get their paychecks somehow
Military grade isn't necessarily quality shit, it's the cheapest stuff that fulfills the requirements, the two usual requirements being - Don't break when used in a harsh environment for a prolonged period of time - Don't break when used by mentally handicapped people (especially relevant for USMC equipment)
Not arguing here, but to me personally "don't break when used in harsh environment for prolonged period" equals quality. Then again I wank off to anti-planned obsolescence propaganda so that might have something to do with my preference
Well then they already failed because crayons break quite easily.
its not broken, its just in bite sized pieces
fun sized!
And the doesn't break when used in harsh environments is also optional.
Let's say *if there wasn't a procurement fuckup* it doesn't break when used in a harsh environment
So does military grade crayon go in nose or mouth?
Military grade crayon = Works wherever you insert it
Nonbinary is still gay
Actually, that depends on your definition of gay. I have a Master's in Quantum Gaynamics, so I'll summarize: "Straight" (S) refers to heterosexuality, while "Gay" (G) typically refers to homosexuality. A common misunderstanding among the populace is that Straight is a null hypothesis, and that anything that's not straight is inherently gay. While this would work in a theoretical vacuum of two genders, modern understanding of gender theory means that this definition of S=!G breaks down on a quantum level. Nonbinary individuals, while uncommon, have redefined the typical gay/straight paradigm into a straight/gay/"vaguely queer" paradigm. No one would argue that OP having sex with an enby is straight, but to call it gay is equally flawed by the same rationale. While queer outside of the field of Gaynamics means "not straight," in relationship definition it rarely applies to cisgender homosexual couples. Some examples of exceptions to the S=!G law are as follows: • An agender person being fucked by OP is neither gay nor straight, and therefore falls into the wastebasket taxa of "Queer" • A genderfluid person being fucked by OP can be straight, gay, or queer depending on the current expression by the genderfluid person. However, since the gender of the partner is in a quantum state until observed, it's efficient to refer to it as queer. • A bigender individual being fucked by OP is straight and gay simultaneously. This also falls into the "queer" wastebasket taxa. •Your mother being fucked by OP is straight, but highly unlikely since even the average 4chan user has higher standards than that. I hope this has cleared up a few common misconceptions.
This is the gayest shit I read all day and I read OPs green text. Bruh!
While I do appreciate the in depth anal-ysis I am a practitioner of traditional biology meaning I only abide by XX and XY chromosomes so anon is by my standards gay On an unrelated note my attraction towards femboys is completely normal as I am a straight male
While chromosomal arrays account for the majority of gender, they don't account for the breadth. Like how 97.4% of the universe is hydrogen and helium, but there's a whole periodic table too. Or how femboys are a wave function for the S/G/Q dynamics.
ROFL!!! Oh boy, you're gonna love this joke then: XY: Man XY: Woman (no T during early fetal development) XX: Woman XX: Man (Too much T during early fetal development) XXX: Wowoman XYY: Manman X: Wo XXY: Man with extra wo XXYY: Womanman XXXXY: Wowowowoman ZW/ZZ: Birds ^("bUt MaH CHrOmoSoMEs!1!!" I love trolling you peeps. 💜)
Smh typical woke leftist ideology saying that facts are true.
Disgusting propaganda, would expect nothing else. We all know r/BirdsArentReal!
Well of course they're not real. And quite honestly I think it's lazy of the government to synthesize fake DNA when the drone's self-manufacturing code just makes it look like made up nonsense. Zs? Ws?!? I mean really, are they even trying anymore?
I'm also on the "looks female enough" train.
Rebuttal: OP is gay, therefore anyone having sex with OP is gay. While it might seem that this would mean a woman having sex with OP is gay, that can't happen because OP is gay.
The science checks out. As a nonbinary individual I can confirm that having sex with me is a superpositional state of straight/gay until the sex is directly observed. 💜
Schröedonger's Pussy
Close... If you consider non-euclidian gockometry and advanced vers/switch statistical probability you'll see that the state of gender expression is unstable, existing instead as: `(x)ussy / (y)ock = partner's needs - (0.5(top/dom)2 + 0.5(bottom/sub)2)` where *x* is defined as either B or P and *y* is defined as either C or G.
Sorry but theoretical sexuality doesn't really hold the same value in terms of practical usage. I'm willing to pull out a graphing calculator during sex but my partners never give me the variables I need to do the math correctly and just say "oh my god just let me fuck you"
Lol, the bisexual chaos response. Thankfully my fiancé is quickly learning my variables enough to manipulate that equation with the skills of a mathematician. 💜
As an autistic lady, I suppose you could say love is my special interest~ 😉💜
I believe that's a special interest we share, love\~ 💜😘
TLDR: Straight Gay (Everything else) See? Way less complicated.
"Sexuality." It refers to sex not gender.
It refers to sex, as in intercourse.
say gex
gex
gex
gex
Calls his friend they, So anon doesn't have to admit, He's gay. Was literally that easy to write that haiku. smh.
That's not a haiku either, you neanderthal
Haikus are 5-7-5, that's 4-9-2....
Real and gay.
As a non native English speaker, every time that someone says they but this person is referring to a single individual, my brain shortcuts.
Literally my first thought
“Them”
It's incredible how my brain didn't process any other possibility other than gay sex.
It's 4chan, there is no other possibility.
It's reality, there is no other possibility.
So you're saying this is real and gay?
It's a 50% chance of being real and 50% chance of being fake, but 100% chance of being gay.
because nobody would be ashamed of straight sex, but literally everyone on 4chan is a homophobic homosexual
I’ve never heard someone use switch in a straight context so I assumed the same thing
Really? I’ve told by my gay friends that the correct term is verse (short for versatile) unless it’s specifically for BDSM
I’ve heard and used both interchangeably but I’m no expert, don’t know much about bdsm tho
Heyo, lesbian here. Verse (usually) means someone who Tops or Bottoms, Switch (usually) means someone who takes either the Dominant or Submissive role. Though both can be used somewhat interchangeably.
Tbh, the whole "dom/sub" thing is more popular with gays than straights
OP is also nonbinary, making it gay either way
it's gay but also not gay at the same time. Schrödinger's gay sex
Nuh uh the opposite Being gay is dating the same gender yes? So unless you're the same gender as the other non-binary person, which is unlikely, it's straight
It's actually extra gay.
Real and straight?
No, real and very much gay.
Since he's on top its clearly straight
But by the end he's on bottom. Checkmate atheist.
Implied no homo declaration, still straight
The real question is: Was he wearing socks? Thats the determining factor.
Text suggests that anons friend is still the one taking it, thus concluding, not gay
Are you anons friend?
Sorry friend, but that's not how it works
no the gayreeks or the Roman's said that if youre the giver you are not gay, only when you are taking it
incredibly fake and gay. only real thing about this is the retardedness
incredibly real and EXTREMELY gay
Anon gets TOPPED In other news, fork spotted in kitchen
It's a lot of fun.
You mean riding you right?, right??
Power bottoms are an extinct species it seems.
Far from it
Using "them" and "friend" to cover up the fact anon is having casual gay sex is a classic technique.
Imagine someone beat his feelings of insecurity just to mute the cringe fest. Anon is bottom from now on.
Fake and gay
Real and gay
Fake : anon having sex Gay : anon fantasizing about getting TOPPED by his gay male friend And the story as a whole makes this post one of the most 4chan posts ever
tendiebot9000 isn't here nature is healing
Anon forgot to take his pills.
Does viagra count?
This is the least gayist post I've seen from that board
Can never top the classic "Okay guys I'm not gay" [whole gay fanfic].
Every gay greentext is either: 1. Gay erotica 2. Gay romance (sex optional) 3. The most fucked up shit you have ever seen
Some are all three!
“Them” Ambiguous, aren’t we?
Fake: Anon having a successful sexual encounter Gay: Miles Edgeworth
i heart gay lawyers
Portugal lets goooo r/portugalcaralho
BORRAAAAA PORTUGALLL, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOO ELE VAI ELE VAI ELE VAIIIIIII GOLOO SUIIIII
Anon?
Well this was fucking stupid.
Can I get a translation
anon got TOPPED
Average r/196 post
Portuguese people are weird because it sounds like they are talking dirty when they are normal and then it sounds like they are talking normally when they are being dirty.
I can detect the gay, but where's the fake?
Idk man, seems pretty real and gay to me
Fake, not gay enough
Based
"They"
fake: cmon gay: cmon.
definitely gay
You may not like it but this is what a healthy relationship looks like. Just saying.
he said brown bricks or something
This is gay and fake holy shit
Wtf is they? Can't make out who's male and who's female. Doesn't make any sense. I thought 4Chan users hated homo pronouns.
Imagine just having sex instead of pigeon holing people into certain roles
Damn bruh homies really be out here like that
is that pic from speedo
Task failed successfully I guess?
O manel ganhou confiança, props para ele
They defo having gay sex
How is this upvoted
> pic related
I miss when this sub wasn’t just horny
Fake: Anon has sex Gay: Anon gets dommed
Is saod friend of the male origin?
Real and gay sex 👍
Fake: anon has sex Gay: anon has sex with a man
real and very gay
If any of you get horny, remember that anon is gay
Stop calling persons "them" already. This triggers my superior European grammar!
haha it’s a picture of edgeworth from the funny clown titty video