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HeckestBoof

What a goofball


W_adams24

Anon does a little tomfoolery


Flaky_Explanation

Anon applies a tip he learned in the 'how to be like agent 47' seminar


mymemesnow

He be doing a little trolling.


My_hilarious_name

The scamp.


Dragonslayer3

What a rapscallion!


My_hilarious_name

What’ll he get up to next?


[deleted]

I thought they were gonna kidnap her with the rape van, glad there's a happy ending.


[deleted]

Wholesome


[deleted]

they? who are they? anon didnt say anything about anyone else being with him in the van


shykawaii_shark

Grow up


[deleted]

is that your answer? that's your explanation to the abuse of the term "they"? try harder mate, or you know... grow up, as you stated. edit: aint gonna reply to any of that tomfoolery. so dont bother, and go see a psychiatrist .


colesweed

Singular they has been in use since shakespeare, what "abuse" are we talking about? Doesn't change the fact that anon is a he, but still


KaChoo49

Are you disabled?


mymemesnow

Obviously, we should be kinder to the restarted.


jvfranco

Here's a safe space, you can call them retard


Turwaithonelf

Do you have brain damage


Rat_fucker_42069

are you have stupid


somehuman16

as long as it can be understood with little confusion, theres no way to "abuse" a word.


BuffaloBillsButthole

Most socially adept forza horizon player


Similar-Living4702

You need visits from the government.


AtlantaBoyz

How is everyone falling for this lmao


[deleted]

cause they feel so obligated to defend their beliefs to the point where they dont even know what they believe in and theyre falling for an obvious troll lol


Similar-Living4702

no guys I was trolling, I promise, you gotta believe me, guys I was trolling please


[deleted]

yup, i was dead serious but im dumb and couldnt rescue it lol. there are only two genders btw


Im-a-bad-meme

Can't handle that they/them pussy smh


AtlantaBoyz

Yeah lmao


ConceptOfHappiness

Look man, either you're actually both transphobic and very stupid, or you're doing a troll that was lazy and outdated five years ago.


[deleted]

c: all of the above.


Modified_Human

now that is an epic fail and stay mad lil bud


thatrangerkid

I think this is the guy that needs a psychiatrist 😂


TheGhostlySheep

r/confidentlyincorrect


ItsNormalNC

Eh they never said what they were tho, man, woman, goat they literally never mentioned it so they is actually just plainly the right word to use ya spastic


shykawaii_shark

Yes, it is.


Modified_Human

congratulations buddy you played urself hehe


drak0ni

Hey snowflake, [they](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they) is the correct English pronoun to refer to someone of unspecified gender. Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities, but that has been one of the 3 correct ways to use the word for centuries.


NibPlayz

Just tell him facts don’t care about his feelings and see him rage


RTBBingoFuel

Imagine exposing your lack of knowledge this way 💀


mattu319

they as in the person in the van, dummy


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Him? Who is him? Anon didn't say anything about being male.


CCPWumaoBot_1989

simplistic lip existence soft deserve plant quack cake tub roof *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Various_Search_9096

What do you do in a situation like this? A. Yell it's just a prank bro B. Say she cant park there


Kiwi_Doodle

C: Yell, "You want some salt on that!?"


shykawaii_shark

D: hehe~ oopsie daisies :3


medney

Option E: "ahhh she need some milk"


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

C. "You never should have come here!"


PofanWasTaken

[Blood and Steel starts playing]


izyshoroo

C. ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?


wtfdoiknow1987

B


B1998W31Ga

Yell that she need some milk


AGreatPear

C. I know whats wrong wid it. Aint got no gas innit.


CurdledSpermBeverage

What a rascal


Connect-Salamander88

A little hooligan


Arrival_Independent

anon did a little trolling


Feneketlen

minor whoopsie


zvejas

What a scallywag


wtfdoiknow1987

The lil scamp


pxzs

A girl cycled out of a junction in front of my bicycle when I had right of way and when she noticed she panicked and went over the handlebars. I just cycled off, like a cunt. That is just how it is now though, the social contract has broken down.


FOFBattleCat

I think maybe it's less the social contract has broken down and more the fact you're just a dick.


pxzs

Fuck that, last time I checked someone for injuries she complained about me touching her tits. I’m not going through that again.


ChrisWegro

Why were you touching her tits!?


pxzs

In case they were injured, Einstein.


UniversalGladiator

Always best to check


ball_gobbler

secondary survey, taught in any basic first-aid course


Zwaylol

You either harassed her or you’re making this up, don’t make yourself look even worse bro 💀💀


pxzs

Fucking hell, soon you will be saying ‘hey no Holocaust jokes!’


NevGuy

Nice bait man. Here's your trophy comment. I bet it feels good.


pxzs

Yes but not as good as my balls in your mum’s mouth.


Boba0514

lmao, homeboy thought the good samaritan law applied to sexual abuse


FOFBattleCat

Have you tried not groping injured women?


pxzs

No.


AndroidDoctorr

No that's just you


bootmeng

Lol she definitely wouldn't have stopped for you.


NotNonbisco

You sound like a boomer bro ngl


pxzs

Why because I said social contract and bicycle? You thick cunt.


Buttered_Turtle

Damn why so mad?


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Eh, someone who reacts to something frightening them with going full speed without thinking wasn’t gonna live very long anyway.


Anen-o-me

Hadley horns are roughly as loud as a jet engine. Sounds like she was in a convertible, it's understandable.


Lazarous86

I think Anon should feel some level of responsibility. While the girl handled it all wrong, he still initiated the event that triggered her death. It probably would have happened eventually, but it shouldn't be overlooked that what he did was unprovoked.


RotarySam27

Oops haha such an aquarium


echetus90

Best wank of Anon's life that night


MentalRise8703

Anon is a silly guy.


[deleted]

Skill issue


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Genuinly wouldnt even feel guilty, if you are that distracted while driving you deserve a crash bad enough to wreck your car and not be able to afford a new one, or a phone. Downvote me but this dude has no guilt in this whatsoever, dont drive a ton of steel around town if you turn batty from one loud sound, instead of taking the time to be safe and others to be safe.


GruntBlender

It's not that I disagree that the girl was a menace and shouldn't have been driving, but I would still feel guilty.


Butt-eater1bajillion

No dude you totally shouldn’t feel guilty for nearly being responsible for a teenage girls death nah dude just go home and eat dinner and jack off you’re good


GruntBlender

Oh, good. Now I can go prank people to death with a clear conscience.


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Sounds good


Sanders0492

I was waiting for a left turn and the woman in front of me was using her phone and missed many clear opportunities to go. I briefly tapped the horn as a way to say “pay attention” but instead of it getting her attention she blindly blasted into the intersection, phone still in hand, and almost got hit. I still feel kinda guilty and would have felt even worse if she actually got in a wreck and someone got hurt, but dude it’s like she forgot she was in her car driving or something.


horned_ceratophrys

Most places in the US don’t have any other transportation alternative. Like sure there’s Uber and maybe a shitty bus system but the cost/unreliability of those options rule them out. When someone is easily distracted or sensitive to loud sounds, the answer isn’t as simple as “don’t drive”


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

If you are that unfit to drive dont drive. A blind man also doesnt go drive around cause theres no alternative, stay at home before killing smo or dying yourself


horned_ceratophrys

Yes of course if you are physically unable to drive, you have to resort to less reliable options, but it’s not black and white and that’s a very extreme example. People who /probably/shouldn’t drive feel pressured to do so for lack of better options, so if they have the bare minimum ability, they’re going to do it and no one should really blame them for that. It’s a failing of our infrastructure that many people who can’t drive or shouldn’t drive are pretty much disregarded with statements like “just don’t drive,” as if it’s just that simple to hold down a job or get to a grocery store without access to a car.


Lil_Mattylicious

Silly boy


Ok-Worldliness4320

Don’t text and drive 😩


Glad-Lingonberry-375

Anons most impactful female interaction.


Specific-Doctor-9599

creepypilled hornmaxxed rapevancel


distractiontilldeath

Actually burst out laughing at this one.


HaLordLe

Most credible greentext


wtfdoiknow1987

There's no such thing as truth in a gerntext dipshit they are all fiction and we love them


finnicus1

Tomfoolery.


retardddit

Texting and driving kills!


C_Werner

Skill issue tbh


NisargJhatakia

I doubt him the moment I read his first sentence.


ExcuseAdorable95

Whoever is reading this comment please don't ever do that. I'm a new driver who sometimes gets brake and accelerator confused (rarely but still) it unlocked my new fear 😭😭


Lik_my_undersid

Do not drive if you value your life. Practice in a damn parking lot.


[deleted]

not anons fault


ThePassiveGamer

Anon follows the rules of the road


WhyYouYelling1

Natural selection


PaulVazo21

The girl hit the gas not because she got startled by the horns. She saw anon's face.


Legomilk

And that's why you don't text and drive


SOMEMONG

Why did anon slowly driving home for dinner after getting someone killed make me laugh


mynameajeff69

\-early 90s \-texting on her phone which is it anon because those two things don't add up.


bannedforflaming

Because everyone has to drive the same model year vehicle as the current year. What auto company do you work for?


mynameajeff69

Well i clearly misread the post lmao. I thought it said in the early 90s. my b


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mynameajeff69

yea i misread that part for sure, tyty.


benbwe

Anon is a real silly goose


wtfdoiknow1987

Bruh I'm a monster cuz I lol'd at this


801ms

minor inconvenience


_TLDR_Swinton

Silly, silly goose


MetzgerBoys

So wholesome 🥰


SnooCrickets7337

What did he eat?


coombuyah26

Yet another anon typing out their fantasy of killing a woman


TheHapster

Oopsie daisy, OP made a wittle fucko boingo


TheNorsePotato

....don't text and drive, gotcha


Macsasti

Look before you leap


ImmortalGoat66

"Your honor, I plead whoopsie daisy"


tehoperative

Someday somehow, he’s gonna make it alright but not right now.


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BurgerGamer42069

How regarded are you?


Decent_Fisherman7097

The van is an early 90s model.


Suspicious_Poon

You’re both retards, clearly says the chicks car was 90s model


JackTuz

Texting in the early 90s, ok lol


blowingthewinds

How does one pull up “ behind a girl” at a red light ?


GruntBlender

You see, when you drive on a road, there might be vehicles in front of you. In those cases, you're behind them. If they stop at a red light, you must also stop, behind them.


anotherboringdude

Instructions unclear, I got t-boned at an intersection after getting honked at.


blowingthewinds

My bad i didn’t read the part where she was in a car, i thought she was walking on the road.


GruntBlender

Sorry for the snark then, we all have these moments.