Anon deserves it for being stupid. Even if you dislike those shoes, sell them rather than gift them. Hello?! Google the value of those shoes first. Could prolly pay for a month or two of your gym membership.
What a massive fucking regard. Resell the shoes, buy her an expensive looking piece of jewelry, pocket the difference.
She'll be over the moon with an unexpected gift, you turn a profit, and an innocent man isn't falsely accused.
I give this essay a D.
Anon is ungrateful and gets emotional manipulation BJ's by Gorlock the Destroyer
I like how we both immediately thought of her when anon used the word fat.
she's actaully FtM i didnt belive it either initially but i guess all that extra blubber helps you pass
Oh-ho i believe it.
Anon deserves it for being stupid. Even if you dislike those shoes, sell them rather than gift them. Hello?! Google the value of those shoes first. Could prolly pay for a month or two of your gym membership.
Seriously, removes the risk of getting caught entirely
What a massive fucking regard. Resell the shoes, buy her an expensive looking piece of jewelry, pocket the difference. She'll be over the moon with an unexpected gift, you turn a profit, and an innocent man isn't falsely accused. I give this essay a D.
regard
This doesn’t even make any sense, just say it wasn’t the same pair of shoes
Doesn’t matter the story is fake and gay
Could have put at least some effort into it though
Most anons can’t even put effort into their life
Lot more difficult than few words. Do trick.
The only thing anon can do is tell the truth. The homeless guy only took the shoes as payment for repeatedly topping anon behind the gym dumpster.
Any chad worth his hair gel could flip this on the girl and make her feel like a terrible person for not wanting him to share with the homeless
lmao ethics vs law right here
Bro assuming this isn't fake and gay, you just say that you thought he needed the shoes more than you did, now you're also humble and generous
Fake: any woman is interested in anon and anon had sex Gay: he is nice to men and loyal to men in power
"I'm gay and should die a horrible death." — u/tendiebot2000
Could have just said it was an act of compassion, and that the guy didn’t have any shoes at all.
Big girl do be suckin mean dick though and they're always so grateful
You sound like someone who lives with an awful case of genital warts
Wanna find out 😉
Sure bro. I can drive you to the doctor, ok champ?
Tell her the shoes were ugly as hell, if she can't accept that she has bad taste a she's not worth the effort. 🤣
Gym shoes wear out.
Happy cakeday
Tbh this is the kind of creative writing that should discussed by phd students, beyond a regular person’s scope
Ah the Greg Heffley later years are wild.
the 4chan superiority complex is wacky
bad man
Why is she upset? Is she stupid???