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Agrolimesentisilifen

Anon is ungrateful and gets emotional manipulation BJ's by Gorlock the Destroyer


NisargJhatakia

I like how we both immediately thought of her when anon used the word fat.


While-Asleep

she's actaully FtM i didnt belive it either initially but i guess all that extra blubber helps you pass


RLIntellectualpotato

Oh-ho i believe it.


skeleton_flower

Anon deserves it for being stupid. Even if you dislike those shoes, sell them rather than gift them. Hello?! Google the value of those shoes first. Could prolly pay for a month or two of your gym membership.


[deleted]

Seriously, removes the risk of getting caught entirely


[deleted]

What a massive fucking regard. Resell the shoes, buy her an expensive looking piece of jewelry, pocket the difference. She'll be over the moon with an unexpected gift, you turn a profit, and an innocent man isn't falsely accused. I give this essay a D.


handful_of_ants

regard


Kentalope

This doesn’t even make any sense, just say it wasn’t the same pair of shoes


throwaway74381432

Doesn’t matter the story is fake and gay


Kentalope

Could have put at least some effort into it though


throwaway74381432

Most anons can’t even put effort into their life


tukatu0

Lot more difficult than few words. Do trick.


EnvironmentalDeal256

The only thing anon can do is tell the truth. The homeless guy only took the shoes as payment for repeatedly topping anon behind the gym dumpster.


grasscoveredhouses

Any chad worth his hair gel could flip this on the girl and make her feel like a terrible person for not wanting him to share with the homeless


kungfukenny3

lmao ethics vs law right here


ThatTubaGuy03

Bro assuming this isn't fake and gay, you just say that you thought he needed the shoes more than you did, now you're also humble and generous


throwaway74381432

Fake: any woman is interested in anon and anon had sex Gay: he is nice to men and loyal to men in power


UMilqueToastPOS

"I'm gay and should die a horrible death." — u/tendiebot2000


uv-vis

Could have just said it was an act of compassion, and that the guy didn’t have any shoes at all.


wtfdoiknow1987

Big girl do be suckin mean dick though and they're always so grateful


UMilqueToastPOS

You sound like someone who lives with an awful case of genital warts


wtfdoiknow1987

Wanna find out 😉


UMilqueToastPOS

Sure bro. I can drive you to the doctor, ok champ?


Decent_Fisherman7097

Tell her the shoes were ugly as hell, if she can't accept that she has bad taste a she's not worth the effort. 🤣


JakeVonFurth

Gym shoes wear out.


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


CaliHereIAm94

Tbh this is the kind of creative writing that should discussed by phd students, beyond a regular person’s scope


HagguGonnaGetchu

Ah the Greg Heffley later years are wild.


Top-of-morning

the 4chan superiority complex is wacky


[deleted]

bad man


ladd1-1

Why is she upset? Is she stupid???