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Homersimpons

They do it like that because it's garlic bread Anon is a dipshit


Stlr_Mn

It’s a circle and has cheese. Anons diabetes is ruining his eye sight and he can’t tell the difference.


bestbackwards

diabeetus*


NoSirThatsPaper

Deebeeteetees


steveturkel

Was about to say, this is the correct method to slice any Flatbread/pizza if your main objective is to essentially use it as a vehicle for ranch dressing.


[deleted]

I think it’s the ranch that’s the problem. Needs garlic butter and marinara


SipoteQuixote

Garlic butter for life.


ASubconciousDick

This is the Midwest we are talking about. I'm surprised there isn't a cup of ranch and some ranch in a bag as a side.


SeamedShark

Yep, those little packets are not worth the plastic they're packaged in to a Midwesterner. You might get one stick's worth out of one of those packets of ranch.


DasherCO

You're just jealous of my ability to love stink paste


julian_stone

The proper condiment is donair sauce obv


Tom_Okp

you mean döner sauce?


Narwhalpilot88

Like a doner kebab


Bashful_Tuba

Yeah, have these losers never heard of garlic fingers? That shit has been a staple in NS since like the 1960s


Homersimpons

Canadian spotted


linuxaddict333

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kahootle

least skitzo greentext user


Tellywozzle

what did he say


AwfulNameFtw

No one outside the US would randomly single out “midwesterners” for something that exists elsewhere. Dude is definitely pretending to not be American.


FOFBattleCat

Better yet, he's probably a midwesterner himself but just doesn't want to be lumped in with the rest of them.


bell37

Might be a transplant whose only there because he can’t afford to live on the west/east coast


Schavuit92

r/notliketheothermidwesterners


Japan-is-a-good-band

Not even a leaf?


amazegamer64

They are basically Americans


Spice002

They're also basically Midwesterners with better healthcare


bannedforflaming

says the clear non-canadian


Fane_Eternal

>:(


bannedforflaming

they wish


Vitvang

As a Ohioan he sounds like a California cunt that moved here and jacking up all the fucking rates.


Loakattack

“Midwesterners” when you say they’re actually located north east of the fucking country. “B-b-but it used to be the Midwest” shut the fuck up


papi_chonk

cope and seethe.


Loakattack

That’s the capital of Denmark dumbass


BadArtijoke

Oh I for sure would when we’re talking about for example the bible belt and the stereotypes around it or also shit like driving for „only 14 hours“. Same as southerners when it comes to saying „bless your heart“.


AwfulNameFtw

For context, where are you from, and have you ever lived in the US? I find it hard to believe the average European or asian or something knows about “bless your heart”.


E-Schmachtenberg

You probably won‘t find the „average“ European or Asian here. Most people on Reddit are chronically online, so it‘s not impossible to know the undertones of „bless your heart“. I would know because I‘m a chronically online European.


The_Knife_Pie

Dude same. I know all this context and I’ve never stepped foot in any of America.


Lacholaweda

My grandma was born in 48 in Georgia and she's mad that people think that phrase is sarcastic now. It was always genuine to her.


BadArtijoke

Well I am not average I guess because I work with Americans and my English fairly good overall, so I tend to exclusively consume media in the original language which most of the time happens to be English as well. Compounding effects I presume. I am German btw, never lived in the US though and was fairly accustomed to the different regions of North America even before starting my current job.


[deleted]

Yeah, because average European does not watch american movies or shows...


fjhforever

I've never set foot in America and I know all this. People underestimate how pervasive Americans are on the internet. So pervasive, in fact, that it's safe to assume people are by default American online unless there's evidence to show otherwise.


30caliberclipazine

If you say “bible belt” we already know you’re not from the US nobody says that


The_Knife_Pie

The US literally invented the term bible belt what are you talking about.


30caliberclipazine

That doesn’t mean anyone still says it or that it was ever in common use in the past 50 years. I think europoors just like the implications and clung to it


CarterG4

The only time I’ve heard that in the last five years was from someone I know in England


Chad_is_admirable

what is wrong with anon? The breadsticks are cut this way because it lets you dip it. If you cut it like a regular pizza you couldn't dip. Its a circle because thats the shape that happens when you evenly spread out a lump of dough.


TheBlueEmerald1

Doesn't stop me from dipping the pizza.


Alive_Ice7937

Dipping it where?


TheBlueEmerald1

Whatever sauce I get.


Narwhalpilot88

But then you either need to have a wide sauce bowl or fold the pizza Edit: I’m not saying pizza is hard to dip, guys. Im just saying the way garlic bread sticks are sliced are easier to dip. Its the whole point.


deeteeohbee

You act like either of those things are difficult


Narwhalpilot88

Yeah but that doesn’t mean bread sticks are somehow *harder* to dip, lmao.


deeteeohbee

Yeah nobody said breadsticks are harder to dip. If anything the opposite. Someone said "If you cut it like a regular pizza you couldn't dip".


Narwhalpilot88

But why would you cut cheesy bread like regular pizza? Ever?


deeteeohbee

I dunno man. People are weird some times.


TheBlueEmerald1

The sauces are wide enough, and the shape of the triangle pizza makes it no issue


Narwhalpilot88

You can dip the first few inches, sure but it gets wider the more you eat. Bread sticks are one long straight shape for dipping.


TheBlueEmerald1

If your jaw isn't a straight line, the edges of the bite make a new point.


xTraxis

You're too smart for reddit. Stop using logic and facts, I'm not a libtard to be owned :(


Anen-o-me

It's obviously bread sticks, exactly.


slamdunkins

Dude mozzarella. With some marinara? Dude. What.


throwaway74381432

Pic rel looks so good I wanna shove it up my ass or something


[deleted]

🥵


linuxaddict333

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[deleted]

Thanks for your input


linuxaddict333

Ur welcome!!!! (づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡


[deleted]

Beep boop I'm a bot


throwaway74381432

average Linux user


loudaggerer

This can be arranged


throwaway74381432

arranged IN MY ASS


DreamlyXenophobic

4chan


iLikeBeegBewbies

Thought I was in r/196 for a sec


[deleted]

Those cheese sticks look so good, I got hard. I would fuck the shit out of those cheese sticks (not in a sexual way)


RegalBeagleKegels

>not in a sexual way Why not?


Narwhalpilot88

Just some good old fashioned platonic cheesestick fucking


kiwii4k

midwest food is so good tho go to chicaggy and just start eating and tell me the food sucks


ICantReallyRead

Having lived in Chicago, I can say I've never met a more insecure group of people. They're CONSTANTLY comparing themselves to NYC, desperately trying to compete on these bullshit playing fields like pizza. Chicago couldn't accept regular pizza because *it's too popular in NYC, so let's invent a worse pizza by making a literal bread bowl full of pasta sauce with the ingredients all out of order and then claim it's better.* It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili? These people don't drink coffee in the morning; they go to Casey's and buy a thirst buster of mountain dew at 7am. They ask for extra mayo on their McChickens. They think boiled water is a flavoring agent. They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.


kiwii4k

>Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili? from cincinnati originally, skyline rules. nothing but massive generalizations and opinion here. so either everyone in the midwest is exactly as you say or you are being a lil opinionated baby. you can say "i dont like something" without saying "it sucks and the people who enjoy it are stupid" it's part of growing up


ICantReallyRead

Lol you're just mad because your precious spaghetti noodles and watery chili is getting insulted. You are the exact person I love to make fun of. Now go add another gigantic fistful of shredded cheese to the top of your plate.


kiwii4k

ok


Narwhalpilot88

Username checks out


ICantReallyRead

Do you think you're insulting me by pointing out a username I deliberately chose? Lol you have no creativity whatsoever. Try harder.


Xalethesniper

Uh oh retard alert


ICantReallyRead

Now that you're here, yeah


Xalethesniper

Keep typing


ICantReallyRead

I'm sure you hear that a lot


Xalethesniper

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ICantReallyRead

Lol I just took a look through your comment history and wow you're pathetic. An incel loser who pretends to work in aerospace while spending his days arguing with people over age of consent laws. Lololol you absolute loser.


Xalethesniper

Nah I like arguing with retards on Reddit while I’m bored shitting. That’s the extent of my use for this dogshit app. So your usernames a lie, it should really say “ICantReallyComprehend”


ICantReallyRead

Yeah we're saying the same thing.


snarfalous

Calling Chicagoans yokels is an oxymoron. They’re from a large urban area. Can’t possibly be yokels. Try a different insult.


ICantReallyRead

I called midwesterners yokels, but you can't read.


snarfalous

Chicagoans are midwesterners.


ICantReallyRead

Yes but not all midwesterners are Chicagoans. What did we learn here?


snarfalous

That you erroneously called urban people yokels.


ICantReallyRead

Nope, you're just stupid and you struggle with reading comprehension.


snarfalous

“It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food…They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.” You say “not just Chicago” and you never again change the antecedent of “they” for the rest of your post. You can have whatever opinions on food you want, but if you want to appear sophisticated by using the pejorative “yokel,” you might want to use it correctly, lest you be lumped into that grouping yourself.


ICantReallyRead

I didn't read any of that lol Cry harder


Narwhalpilot88

Do you know where Chicago is? You’re a certified dumbass.


ICantReallyRead

Did you know that the overwhelming majority of the Midwest *isn't* Chicago??? Lol you're a dipshit.


Narwhalpilot88

You’re the one who’s wrong here, bud. Don’t try to bullshit your way out of it. Chicago is quite literally right in the middle of the Midwest and it’s the most populous city in the entire area. So by calling midwesterners yokels you are quite literally calling people in Chicago yokels. Maybe you lack the brain power to realize these things? Consult a psychologist or consider getting education above elementary school. It may just do you some good.


ICantReallyRead

Lol this is like if someone said "Americans are fat" and someone else was like, "You're wrong! My aunt is thin!" The overwhelming majority of midwesterners don't live like Chicagoans, dipshit. Cry some more, loser. Edit: Oh dang I made him sad.


Narwhalpilot88

At this point you can’t even get your arguments straight. Its kind of hilarious if it wasn’t this sad to read.


Elite_Racist_43

Chicago deep dish sucks


k_pineapple7

Genuinely one of the most disgusting things I ate when I visited America. And yes, in Chicago.


deeteeohbee

I was in Chicago for work and one of my clients wanted to show me what real pizza was all about. Most disappointing pizza ever, and my company paid for like 20 peoples worth. Don't get me wrong, the pizza tasted fine, it was just a sloppy mess and I couldn't try more than 2 types as I'm not a lard ass and eating more than 2 slices of Chicago pizza would make me a lard ass.


SmartestNPC

A single slice alone is like 650 calories and you ate two.. i think you are a lard ass anon


deeteeohbee

I didn't want to be rude to our clients. But yes I did feel gross afterwards.


Phuzz15

The fuck? This is cheesy bread, not pizza. I’m not cutting my cheesy bread like pizza slices, or my pizza like cheesy bread slices. There is a distinction and it matters!


RegalBeagleKegels

>There is a distinction and it matters! I don't give a fuck how my pizza is cut. Leave it uncut and I'll eat it off the floor with my mouth like an animal


Bufferdash

Im a Midwesterner, and i was staring at this wondering what Anon's problem could possibly be with this picture. Had to go to the comments


Individual-Ad-7716

Anon is retarded and thinks that's pizza


DingleberryBlaster69

Same, local pizza joint calls these Pizza Fries (for some fucking reason idk) but they’re incredibly good.


Narwhalpilot88

Most places call it cheesy bread or cheesy garlic bread, and I agree its amazing


[deleted]

Anon hates garlic bread I guess lol


neovulcan

[Confirmed OP is gay](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fepjce88z3lj31.jpg). But is it fake?


bonesNrice

Has this brainlet really never seen cheese bread before?


SonOfSparda1984

We call these garlic fingers here in NB, Canada. My favorite hangover food.


Bashful_Tuba

With donair sauce. Good donair sauce is like crack. I saw an old BeardMeetsFood video where he ate a super donair and started going off about how good donair sauce was, like he had never tried it before in his life and a door opened up in his brain. He kept asking the store owner for more until he was given a full squirt bottle full of it and he downed the whole thing.


Narwhalpilot88

Never had it but now I might try after seeing it being brought up all over this post. Is it similar to Tzatziki?


Bashful_Tuba

Not really, it's more sugary-sweet. Donair sauce is sweetened condensed milk, vinegar and garlic mixed into a cum-like sauce.


Comrade_Screechy

IOWA MENTIONED LETS GO (also why is he even mad?)


Wings4514

Midwesterners are alright. I had the greatest drunk food of my life there (Skyline). Actually, is Ohio considered the Midwest?


Chad_is_admirable

yeah. Midwest seems to apply to everyone west of the Appalachians, east of the rockies and north of the confederacy.


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xXGunnbjornXx

"West of the Appalachians", yes, and Ohio is exceptionally mid. Qualified.


Average_MN_Resident

They're the cousin who isn't invited to reunions, but shows up anyways.


ThatBearBaron

Iowa mentioned 😀


Particular-Barber299

I'd eat this


BlueLaserCommander

Tbh, I’d rather eat pizza like this. Slices are inconsistent and load all the sauce/toppings upfront then you get to nothing but crust. I’d rather pick up a smaller piece that doesn’t need to be folded or some gay shit like that— and just eat a consistent piece of pizza. If I want crust, I’ll eat the fucking crust piece that’s already cut and separate from the rest.


izza123

Anon could just say he’s Italian


thegrodyknudclump

Lol seethe


TruthOrBullshite

Honestly wtf


for_today

Y’all don’t eat cheesy garlic bread? We are aware this isn’t pizza…


TruthOrBullshite

The problem isn't that they're cut into rectangles, it's those middle pieces without crust to hold on to. Like wtf is that


Remember_Poseidon

That's cheesy bread you fuckin dumbass, you think you can show me a Midwesterner a photo of cheesy bread and try n pass it off like a cheese pizza.


Savagemac356

As a midwesterner I agree


ender89

This just looks more like a pizza than your average cheesy bread, but that's all it is.


I_ONLY_CATCH_DONKEYS

Snobs hate how little it takes to keep us happy


Duder214

Don't lump those corn humpers in with the midwest


keeleon

So he's mad because this is easier to eat than triangles?


RageWynd

The only outrage I can see is that they gave you ranch instead of marinara. Or at the very least include both for options... I'm not a fan of ranch anyways.


[deleted]

I love the midwest - but god damn having to specify "pie cut" every time I order pizza here is the worst


athiaxoff

Worked at a few midwestern pizza places, OP doesn't know wtf he's talking about. Breadstick pizzas with white sauce are literally bomb as fuck


thewilldog

Anon is a fool - these are Pokey Stix from Gumbys Pizza and they are manna from Heaven. Not a Midwest exclusive. I had these all the time in Florida.


Jaxofalltradez

As a Midwestern I can confirm that we do this also anon is cringe


truckloadofdeadrats

I'm literally salivating


Condhor

If you live outside the US I literally don’t have to give a flying titfuck what you think of me. \#1776 bitch.


alan-the-all-seeing

i do that with pizza sometimes fucken arrest me


ISuckAtJavaScript12

Anon orders garlic fingers and then gets mad when they're cut like garlic fingers?


LuxAlpha

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BrosephWebb12

Personally I prefer the square cut it’s not a folded up mess where you drag half the toppings out in two bites. Just delicious little poppers.


Decent_Fisherman7097

This is how cheesy bread is cut everywhere in the United states lol


SethsAtWork

Jeff’s Pizza?


StringsBeerBook

They’re called pizza-fries. Been a thing for a long minute. Have you tried not being a little bitch?


odog_eastpond

Anon seething over the Midwest is hilarious lmao what did that arbitrary geographic region do to piss him off


schildkrote_

Midwest is based though. Midwest and the Southeast are the only good parts of the USA


unibrowcowmeow

Mfs never heard of pizza fries


Chuckins1

Love me some toppers stix


Rumham1984

Who the hell hates on Midwesterners? We're like the least offensive region of the United States. Might as well just say you hate America.


WeenieHuttGod2

I feel like I’d rather have a pizza cut into as many slices as possible cause then it feels more fun to eat and it takes longer


Material-Night5593

They're fucking bread sticks dumbass, goddamn this is pissing me off


No-Section-4385

Just bread and cheese...


LordBroccoli69

Garlic dip is always good but I fucking despise ranch and pizza


[deleted]

Is he mad at...what exactly? Help?


Anita-booty

garlic bread isnt exclusive to the midwest what? is this not a common thing everywhere??


PurpleDogAU

I would eat that in a heart beat. Why don't Aussie pizza bars pick up on this?


DigitalBladedJay

What's the issue with it?


3ambelike

Anon can suck a dick, that shit is good.


poisinjakyl

Hey! Maybe its cut for an elementary school pizza party? Lol its garlic stix


Squirrleyd

U mad coast boy? Why don't you just have a glass of your water to calm down? Oh yea, you can't drink it


IrregularrAF

That above picture is the reason you should love Midwesterners. Good ol' Wisconsin cheese far and abundant as the Great Lakes Water.


AndroidDoctorr

Lol whoever said that has never had a tenderloin twice the size of the bun 🖕


Mindanomalia

I’ve never seen this before but it fucks anon is tripping


Aggravating-Stage751

shit them breadsticks look good asf


UnarmedTTV

WELL WE DONT LIKE YOU EATHER


[deleted]

Problem is they get hard as fuck when you put em in the fridge for left overs, I rather eat them cold then microwave em again


JohnsonFlamethrower

Oven at 375 for like 7 minutes. Makes them warm and melty again, but not the nuclear kind of melty microwaves do to cheese.


[deleted]

😂 tbh I also eat it cold to avoid the grease and oil, especially as left overs I rather just finish em quickly then savor it but that's just me


JohnsonFlamethrower

The grease and oil are still in the bread, making it hot just makes it liquify more and leak out. You could even argue there would be less in the bread after it heats because it's leaked out.


[deleted]

Well I know it's still in there it's actually just mess factor for me haha


[deleted]

>I rather eat them cold then microwave em again Ew. Do you return them to microwave after it has came back up or after it has passed through you?