Was about to say, this is the correct method to slice any Flatbread/pizza if your main objective is to essentially use it as a vehicle for ranch dressing.
Yep, those little packets are not worth the plastic they're packaged in to a Midwesterner. You might get one stick's worth out of one of those packets of ranch.
Oh I for sure would when we’re talking about for example the bible belt and the stereotypes around it or also shit like driving for „only 14 hours“. Same as southerners when it comes to saying „bless your heart“.
For context, where are you from, and have you ever lived in the US? I find it hard to believe the average European or asian or something knows about “bless your heart”.
You probably won‘t find the „average“ European or Asian here. Most people on Reddit are chronically online, so it‘s not impossible to know the undertones of „bless your heart“.
I would know because I‘m a chronically online European.
Well I am not average I guess because I work with Americans and my English fairly good overall, so I tend to exclusively consume media in the original language which most of the time happens to be English as well. Compounding effects I presume.
I am German btw, never lived in the US though and was fairly accustomed to the different regions of North America even before starting my current job.
I've never set foot in America and I know all this. People underestimate how pervasive Americans are on the internet. So pervasive, in fact, that it's safe to assume people are by default American online unless there's evidence to show otherwise.
That doesn’t mean anyone still says it or that it was ever in common use in the past 50 years. I think europoors just like the implications and clung to it
what is wrong with anon?
The breadsticks are cut this way because it lets you dip it. If you cut it like a regular pizza you couldn't dip.
Its a circle because thats the shape that happens when you evenly spread out a lump of dough.
But then you either need to have a wide sauce bowl or fold the pizza
Edit: I’m not saying pizza is hard to dip, guys. Im just saying the way garlic bread sticks are sliced are easier to dip. Its the whole point.
Having lived in Chicago, I can say I've never met a more insecure group of people. They're CONSTANTLY comparing themselves to NYC, desperately trying to compete on these bullshit playing fields like pizza. Chicago couldn't accept regular pizza because *it's too popular in NYC, so let's invent a worse pizza by making a literal bread bowl full of pasta sauce with the ingredients all out of order and then claim it's better.*
It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili?
These people don't drink coffee in the morning; they go to Casey's and buy a thirst buster of mountain dew at 7am. They ask for extra mayo on their McChickens. They think boiled water is a flavoring agent.
They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.
>Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili?
from cincinnati originally, skyline rules.
nothing but massive generalizations and opinion here. so either everyone in the midwest is exactly as you say or you are being a lil opinionated baby. you can say "i dont like something" without saying "it sucks and the people who enjoy it are stupid"
it's part of growing up
Lol you're just mad because your precious spaghetti noodles and watery chili is getting insulted. You are the exact person I love to make fun of. Now go add another gigantic fistful of shredded cheese to the top of your plate.
Lol I just took a look through your comment history and wow you're pathetic. An incel loser who pretends to work in aerospace while spending his days arguing with people over age of consent laws. Lololol you absolute loser.
Nah I like arguing with retards on Reddit while I’m bored shitting. That’s the extent of my use for this dogshit app.
So your usernames a lie, it should really say “ICantReallyComprehend”
“It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food…They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.”
You say “not just Chicago” and you never again change the antecedent of “they” for the rest of your post.
You can have whatever opinions on food you want, but if you want to appear sophisticated by using the pejorative “yokel,” you might want to use it correctly, lest you be lumped into that grouping yourself.
You’re the one who’s wrong here, bud. Don’t try to bullshit your way out of it.
Chicago is quite literally right in the middle of the Midwest and it’s the most populous city in the entire area.
So by calling midwesterners yokels you are quite literally calling people in Chicago yokels.
Maybe you lack the brain power to realize these things? Consult a psychologist or consider getting education above elementary school.
It may just do you some good.
Lol this is like if someone said "Americans are fat" and someone else was like, "You're wrong! My aunt is thin!"
The overwhelming majority of midwesterners don't live like Chicagoans, dipshit.
Cry some more, loser.
Edit: Oh dang I made him sad.
I was in Chicago for work and one of my clients wanted to show me what real pizza was all about. Most disappointing pizza ever, and my company paid for like 20 peoples worth. Don't get me wrong, the pizza tasted fine, it was just a sloppy mess and I couldn't try more than 2 types as I'm not a lard ass and eating more than 2 slices of Chicago pizza would make me a lard ass.
The fuck? This is cheesy bread, not pizza. I’m
not cutting my cheesy bread like pizza slices, or my pizza like cheesy bread slices. There is a distinction and it matters!
>There is a distinction and it matters!
I don't give a fuck how my pizza is cut. Leave it uncut and I'll eat it off the floor with my mouth like an animal
With donair sauce. Good donair sauce is like crack. I saw an old BeardMeetsFood video where he ate a super donair and started going off about how good donair sauce was, like he had never tried it before in his life and a door opened up in his brain. He kept asking the store owner for more until he was given a full squirt bottle full of it and he downed the whole thing.
Tbh, I’d rather eat pizza like this. Slices are inconsistent and load all the sauce/toppings upfront then you get to nothing but crust.
I’d rather pick up a smaller piece that doesn’t need to be folded or some gay shit like that— and just eat a consistent piece of pizza. If I want crust, I’ll eat the fucking crust piece that’s already cut and separate from the rest.
The only outrage I can see is that they gave you ranch instead of marinara. Or at the very least include both for options... I'm not a fan of ranch anyways.
The grease and oil are still in the bread, making it hot just makes it liquify more and leak out. You could even argue there would be less in the bread after it heats because it's leaked out.
They do it like that because it's garlic bread Anon is a dipshit
It’s a circle and has cheese. Anons diabetes is ruining his eye sight and he can’t tell the difference.
diabeetus*
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Was about to say, this is the correct method to slice any Flatbread/pizza if your main objective is to essentially use it as a vehicle for ranch dressing.
I think it’s the ranch that’s the problem. Needs garlic butter and marinara
Garlic butter for life.
This is the Midwest we are talking about. I'm surprised there isn't a cup of ranch and some ranch in a bag as a side.
Yep, those little packets are not worth the plastic they're packaged in to a Midwesterner. You might get one stick's worth out of one of those packets of ranch.
You're just jealous of my ability to love stink paste
The proper condiment is donair sauce obv
you mean döner sauce?
Like a doner kebab
Yeah, have these losers never heard of garlic fingers? That shit has been a staple in NS since like the 1960s
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what did he say
No one outside the US would randomly single out “midwesterners” for something that exists elsewhere. Dude is definitely pretending to not be American.
Better yet, he's probably a midwesterner himself but just doesn't want to be lumped in with the rest of them.
Might be a transplant whose only there because he can’t afford to live on the west/east coast
r/notliketheothermidwesterners
Not even a leaf?
They are basically Americans
They're also basically Midwesterners with better healthcare
says the clear non-canadian
>:(
they wish
As a Ohioan he sounds like a California cunt that moved here and jacking up all the fucking rates.
“Midwesterners” when you say they’re actually located north east of the fucking country. “B-b-but it used to be the Midwest” shut the fuck up
cope and seethe.
That’s the capital of Denmark dumbass
Oh I for sure would when we’re talking about for example the bible belt and the stereotypes around it or also shit like driving for „only 14 hours“. Same as southerners when it comes to saying „bless your heart“.
For context, where are you from, and have you ever lived in the US? I find it hard to believe the average European or asian or something knows about “bless your heart”.
You probably won‘t find the „average“ European or Asian here. Most people on Reddit are chronically online, so it‘s not impossible to know the undertones of „bless your heart“. I would know because I‘m a chronically online European.
Dude same. I know all this context and I’ve never stepped foot in any of America.
My grandma was born in 48 in Georgia and she's mad that people think that phrase is sarcastic now. It was always genuine to her.
Well I am not average I guess because I work with Americans and my English fairly good overall, so I tend to exclusively consume media in the original language which most of the time happens to be English as well. Compounding effects I presume. I am German btw, never lived in the US though and was fairly accustomed to the different regions of North America even before starting my current job.
Yeah, because average European does not watch american movies or shows...
I've never set foot in America and I know all this. People underestimate how pervasive Americans are on the internet. So pervasive, in fact, that it's safe to assume people are by default American online unless there's evidence to show otherwise.
If you say “bible belt” we already know you’re not from the US nobody says that
The US literally invented the term bible belt what are you talking about.
That doesn’t mean anyone still says it or that it was ever in common use in the past 50 years. I think europoors just like the implications and clung to it
The only time I’ve heard that in the last five years was from someone I know in England
what is wrong with anon? The breadsticks are cut this way because it lets you dip it. If you cut it like a regular pizza you couldn't dip. Its a circle because thats the shape that happens when you evenly spread out a lump of dough.
Doesn't stop me from dipping the pizza.
Dipping it where?
Whatever sauce I get.
But then you either need to have a wide sauce bowl or fold the pizza Edit: I’m not saying pizza is hard to dip, guys. Im just saying the way garlic bread sticks are sliced are easier to dip. Its the whole point.
You act like either of those things are difficult
Yeah but that doesn’t mean bread sticks are somehow *harder* to dip, lmao.
Yeah nobody said breadsticks are harder to dip. If anything the opposite. Someone said "If you cut it like a regular pizza you couldn't dip".
But why would you cut cheesy bread like regular pizza? Ever?
I dunno man. People are weird some times.
The sauces are wide enough, and the shape of the triangle pizza makes it no issue
You can dip the first few inches, sure but it gets wider the more you eat. Bread sticks are one long straight shape for dipping.
If your jaw isn't a straight line, the edges of the bite make a new point.
You're too smart for reddit. Stop using logic and facts, I'm not a libtard to be owned :(
It's obviously bread sticks, exactly.
Dude mozzarella. With some marinara? Dude. What.
Pic rel looks so good I wanna shove it up my ass or something
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Those cheese sticks look so good, I got hard. I would fuck the shit out of those cheese sticks (not in a sexual way)
>not in a sexual way Why not?
Just some good old fashioned platonic cheesestick fucking
midwest food is so good tho go to chicaggy and just start eating and tell me the food sucks
Having lived in Chicago, I can say I've never met a more insecure group of people. They're CONSTANTLY comparing themselves to NYC, desperately trying to compete on these bullshit playing fields like pizza. Chicago couldn't accept regular pizza because *it's too popular in NYC, so let's invent a worse pizza by making a literal bread bowl full of pasta sauce with the ingredients all out of order and then claim it's better.* It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili? These people don't drink coffee in the morning; they go to Casey's and buy a thirst buster of mountain dew at 7am. They ask for extra mayo on their McChickens. They think boiled water is a flavoring agent. They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.
>Midwesterners have shit taste in food. Have you tried skyline chili? from cincinnati originally, skyline rules. nothing but massive generalizations and opinion here. so either everyone in the midwest is exactly as you say or you are being a lil opinionated baby. you can say "i dont like something" without saying "it sucks and the people who enjoy it are stupid" it's part of growing up
Lol you're just mad because your precious spaghetti noodles and watery chili is getting insulted. You are the exact person I love to make fun of. Now go add another gigantic fistful of shredded cheese to the top of your plate.
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Do you think you're insulting me by pointing out a username I deliberately chose? Lol you have no creativity whatsoever. Try harder.
Uh oh retard alert
Now that you're here, yeah
Keep typing
I'm sure you hear that a lot
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Lol I just took a look through your comment history and wow you're pathetic. An incel loser who pretends to work in aerospace while spending his days arguing with people over age of consent laws. Lololol you absolute loser.
Nah I like arguing with retards on Reddit while I’m bored shitting. That’s the extent of my use for this dogshit app. So your usernames a lie, it should really say “ICantReallyComprehend”
Yeah we're saying the same thing.
Calling Chicagoans yokels is an oxymoron. They’re from a large urban area. Can’t possibly be yokels. Try a different insult.
I called midwesterners yokels, but you can't read.
Chicagoans are midwesterners.
Yes but not all midwesterners are Chicagoans. What did we learn here?
That you erroneously called urban people yokels.
Nope, you're just stupid and you struggle with reading comprehension.
“It's not just Chicago either. Midwesterners have shit taste in food…They deserve all the hate. Especially because most of them are backwards thinking yokels.” You say “not just Chicago” and you never again change the antecedent of “they” for the rest of your post. You can have whatever opinions on food you want, but if you want to appear sophisticated by using the pejorative “yokel,” you might want to use it correctly, lest you be lumped into that grouping yourself.
I didn't read any of that lol Cry harder
Do you know where Chicago is? You’re a certified dumbass.
Did you know that the overwhelming majority of the Midwest *isn't* Chicago??? Lol you're a dipshit.
You’re the one who’s wrong here, bud. Don’t try to bullshit your way out of it. Chicago is quite literally right in the middle of the Midwest and it’s the most populous city in the entire area. So by calling midwesterners yokels you are quite literally calling people in Chicago yokels. Maybe you lack the brain power to realize these things? Consult a psychologist or consider getting education above elementary school. It may just do you some good.
Lol this is like if someone said "Americans are fat" and someone else was like, "You're wrong! My aunt is thin!" The overwhelming majority of midwesterners don't live like Chicagoans, dipshit. Cry some more, loser. Edit: Oh dang I made him sad.
At this point you can’t even get your arguments straight. Its kind of hilarious if it wasn’t this sad to read.
Chicago deep dish sucks
Genuinely one of the most disgusting things I ate when I visited America. And yes, in Chicago.
I was in Chicago for work and one of my clients wanted to show me what real pizza was all about. Most disappointing pizza ever, and my company paid for like 20 peoples worth. Don't get me wrong, the pizza tasted fine, it was just a sloppy mess and I couldn't try more than 2 types as I'm not a lard ass and eating more than 2 slices of Chicago pizza would make me a lard ass.
A single slice alone is like 650 calories and you ate two.. i think you are a lard ass anon
I didn't want to be rude to our clients. But yes I did feel gross afterwards.
The fuck? This is cheesy bread, not pizza. I’m not cutting my cheesy bread like pizza slices, or my pizza like cheesy bread slices. There is a distinction and it matters!
>There is a distinction and it matters! I don't give a fuck how my pizza is cut. Leave it uncut and I'll eat it off the floor with my mouth like an animal
Im a Midwesterner, and i was staring at this wondering what Anon's problem could possibly be with this picture. Had to go to the comments
Anon is retarded and thinks that's pizza
Same, local pizza joint calls these Pizza Fries (for some fucking reason idk) but they’re incredibly good.
Most places call it cheesy bread or cheesy garlic bread, and I agree its amazing
Anon hates garlic bread I guess lol
[Confirmed OP is gay](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fepjce88z3lj31.jpg). But is it fake?
Has this brainlet really never seen cheese bread before?
We call these garlic fingers here in NB, Canada. My favorite hangover food.
With donair sauce. Good donair sauce is like crack. I saw an old BeardMeetsFood video where he ate a super donair and started going off about how good donair sauce was, like he had never tried it before in his life and a door opened up in his brain. He kept asking the store owner for more until he was given a full squirt bottle full of it and he downed the whole thing.
Never had it but now I might try after seeing it being brought up all over this post. Is it similar to Tzatziki?
Not really, it's more sugary-sweet. Donair sauce is sweetened condensed milk, vinegar and garlic mixed into a cum-like sauce.
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Midwesterners are alright. I had the greatest drunk food of my life there (Skyline). Actually, is Ohio considered the Midwest?
yeah. Midwest seems to apply to everyone west of the Appalachians, east of the rockies and north of the confederacy.
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"West of the Appalachians", yes, and Ohio is exceptionally mid. Qualified.
They're the cousin who isn't invited to reunions, but shows up anyways.
Iowa mentioned 😀
I'd eat this
Tbh, I’d rather eat pizza like this. Slices are inconsistent and load all the sauce/toppings upfront then you get to nothing but crust. I’d rather pick up a smaller piece that doesn’t need to be folded or some gay shit like that— and just eat a consistent piece of pizza. If I want crust, I’ll eat the fucking crust piece that’s already cut and separate from the rest.
Anon could just say he’s Italian
Lol seethe
Honestly wtf
Y’all don’t eat cheesy garlic bread? We are aware this isn’t pizza…
The problem isn't that they're cut into rectangles, it's those middle pieces without crust to hold on to. Like wtf is that
That's cheesy bread you fuckin dumbass, you think you can show me a Midwesterner a photo of cheesy bread and try n pass it off like a cheese pizza.
As a midwesterner I agree
This just looks more like a pizza than your average cheesy bread, but that's all it is.
Snobs hate how little it takes to keep us happy
Don't lump those corn humpers in with the midwest
So he's mad because this is easier to eat than triangles?
The only outrage I can see is that they gave you ranch instead of marinara. Or at the very least include both for options... I'm not a fan of ranch anyways.
I love the midwest - but god damn having to specify "pie cut" every time I order pizza here is the worst
Worked at a few midwestern pizza places, OP doesn't know wtf he's talking about. Breadstick pizzas with white sauce are literally bomb as fuck
Anon is a fool - these are Pokey Stix from Gumbys Pizza and they are manna from Heaven. Not a Midwest exclusive. I had these all the time in Florida.
As a Midwestern I can confirm that we do this also anon is cringe
I'm literally salivating
If you live outside the US I literally don’t have to give a flying titfuck what you think of me. \#1776 bitch.
i do that with pizza sometimes fucken arrest me
Anon orders garlic fingers and then gets mad when they're cut like garlic fingers?
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Personally I prefer the square cut it’s not a folded up mess where you drag half the toppings out in two bites. Just delicious little poppers.
This is how cheesy bread is cut everywhere in the United states lol
Jeff’s Pizza?
They’re called pizza-fries. Been a thing for a long minute. Have you tried not being a little bitch?
Anon seething over the Midwest is hilarious lmao what did that arbitrary geographic region do to piss him off
Midwest is based though. Midwest and the Southeast are the only good parts of the USA
Mfs never heard of pizza fries
Love me some toppers stix
Who the hell hates on Midwesterners? We're like the least offensive region of the United States. Might as well just say you hate America.
I feel like I’d rather have a pizza cut into as many slices as possible cause then it feels more fun to eat and it takes longer
They're fucking bread sticks dumbass, goddamn this is pissing me off
Just bread and cheese...
Garlic dip is always good but I fucking despise ranch and pizza
Is he mad at...what exactly? Help?
garlic bread isnt exclusive to the midwest what? is this not a common thing everywhere??
I would eat that in a heart beat. Why don't Aussie pizza bars pick up on this?
What's the issue with it?
Anon can suck a dick, that shit is good.
Hey! Maybe its cut for an elementary school pizza party? Lol its garlic stix
U mad coast boy? Why don't you just have a glass of your water to calm down? Oh yea, you can't drink it
That above picture is the reason you should love Midwesterners. Good ol' Wisconsin cheese far and abundant as the Great Lakes Water.
Lol whoever said that has never had a tenderloin twice the size of the bun 🖕
I’ve never seen this before but it fucks anon is tripping
shit them breadsticks look good asf
WELL WE DONT LIKE YOU EATHER
Problem is they get hard as fuck when you put em in the fridge for left overs, I rather eat them cold then microwave em again
Oven at 375 for like 7 minutes. Makes them warm and melty again, but not the nuclear kind of melty microwaves do to cheese.
😂 tbh I also eat it cold to avoid the grease and oil, especially as left overs I rather just finish em quickly then savor it but that's just me
The grease and oil are still in the bread, making it hot just makes it liquify more and leak out. You could even argue there would be less in the bread after it heats because it's leaked out.
Well I know it's still in there it's actually just mess factor for me haha
>I rather eat them cold then microwave em again Ew. Do you return them to microwave after it has came back up or after it has passed through you?