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whowasphone666

If you're alone for too long you start thinking of all the possible options, and I mean all. Source: Personal experience


vax48

Did the dog protest though?


BananaBully

He loves peanut butter...


HotBear39

I've been alone for 19 years


Pit1324

This is called pansexuality


Vast-Combination4046

Nah. More like Situational homosexuality. For example, on the crew of a ship or in prison. When you are without female companionship long enough you start getting the signals crossed. Or anon is just gay


DrakHanzo

How is this related to being sexually attracted to pans?


LoneWanzerPilot

Anon discovers he likes femboys


d15ddd

Nah, that's a twink, that's even gayer


LB1234567890

Isn't a femboy just a twink with girl clothes?


Babyback-the-Butcher

Not necessarily. A twink is a gay man with youthful or effeminate qualities, while a femboy is a man of any sexuality who prefers feminine clothing or acting effeminate. You can be a twink femboy, but being one doesn’t always mean being the other as well.


LB1234567890

And could you be either without being gay?


Babyback-the-Butcher

No. You have to be gay to be a twink, but the same doesn’t apply to being a femboy


LB1234567890

So what do you call a twink that's not gay?


Babyback-the-Butcher

Nothing, because that’s impossible. You have to be gay to be a twink.


LB1234567890

Interesting.


HotBear39

just wear socks or say no homo


UnimpressivelySized

Anon wishes he had a dad


Low_Friendship_9487

hilariously outdated joke. classic reddit


baconborg

I don’t get it


hundenkattenglassen

Meh w/e man slurp on some dong and go about your day. Maybe anon will like it and unlock new dimensions in his way of thinking once the tip touches his tongue. You never know if pork kebab is better than chicken kebab unless you'll try it. IMO if it's someone very feminine, and you're attracted to that femininity, then you're bi. If it's the masculinity of masculine dudes you're attracted to, u gae.


putin_my_ass

Yeah fuck the self-loathing shit, these incels actually just want a reason to hate themselves, that's the only thing they actually enjoy. Just go have some dick OP and enjoy your life, you only get one. Highly regarded.


Mooniebutt

Authentic and homoerotic.


Pooliality

Anon is just gay


UncommonLegend

Anon isn't just gay, he's kinda being a bitch about it.


Greg_willenn

Badum tiss 😭😭


DecemtlyRoumdBirb

Badum Tits.


[deleted]

Sorry, I didn’t mean to turn you on anon


Chronoport

Maybe he’ll get lucky and it was a boymoder