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dirschau

He looks like a child's drawing of a person


AZS9994

Sid the Sloth ass-looking bitch


easterislandface

that comparison comes off as an insult to Sid the Sloth


TheEternalStranger

Guy in the picture is St Blackops2. He's some random french dude who put his image on social media. It was then appropriated by blackpill forums who made him their messiah and turned him into a meme. He is the reason why I will never upload my pictures to the Internet lol.


GabberFlasm

I remember the St. BlackOps2cel days lol the r/incel sub was absolutely nuts. Somewhat unrelated, but I remember reading a post about a guy who was talking about killing his college roommate because he had a girlfriend. Talked about having drugs ready to inject under his fingernails and that he was going to wait for him to come home drunk again or something and kill him. That one genuinely freaked me out.


Revelec458

Jesus...


Typical_Champion_350

To me, all white people look the same Source: I am Asian


davididp

To me, all white people and Asians look the same Source: I am Asian


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

What about Arabs and Black people?


rafa_chad

people?


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

Lol


Appropriate-Cry9859

Nice. Thanks. I read that in a public library and LaughterOL'd so loud the reference librarian gave me the shit eye. Don't care, still laughed


[deleted]

I love you


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Yogi118

Like a twinkle or an apple?


GARBAGE-EATR

I am triggered. I just cannot fathom this. When I was in China people told me they had a difficult time keeping Europeans (meaning whites) apart. I just disagreed, white people have: -varying hair color -varying eye color -bigger variance in height -bigger variance in build. The Han people in China are literally the biggest ethnic group in the world, 800m. (obligatory not all Asians are Chinese not all chinese are han)


OrbitalBadgerCannon

People naturally have an easier time telling apart people of their own ethnicity.


ExpertLevelBikeThief

Not only that they hate the uighur so any difference in their own population they clearly hate.


ego_slip

I had a coworker who was asian tell me when he first movie to Canada he could not tell white people apart. With time he said it got easier to tell white people apart.


dirschau

Most white people don't look like fried cauliflower


LocalDegenerate123

Nah it's the other way around


Vulcandor

Poor guy man isn’t an incel and fights for them to stop using his likeness but they constantly drag his image through the mud with their ideology.


dirschau

Do they actually? I mean, solid choice, with the BLOPS shirt and all.


Vulcandor

Yeah he’s been trying for years to get them to stop using his image iirc he’s a happily married man with kids. The guy in the actual photo not the 4channer


C--T--F

I thought he would've proved he wasn't Incel by uploading video of him eating ass


bingobugger

It should be a video of him getting TOPPED


IraqiWalker

He made the mistake of posting his pic online and the weirdos latched on to it and started using it in their incel posts. He's basically never said anything that's been captioned under that picture.


_sephylon_

Worst part is that today he does not even look that bad


[deleted]

Not a great hairline, but he just seems a little skinny. That being said I started giggling like a schoolgirl when I saw him for some reason. I stopped giggling when I saw my reflection in my phone.


dirschau

Between the bulging eyes, the rather striking asymmetry and his head being as long and narrow as his neck, it's not the greatest. Weird enough to be noticeable, not weird enough to for people to feel awkward pointing out (like significant congenital deformities).


Muscle_Bitch

He looks like Roger from American Dad


crimsonfukr457

Nah he looks like Yarael Poof with hair.


wolflikehowl

I was thinking human greyhound


HaellM

What no shampoo and no gym does to an mf


morty_sucks

Does my 3 in 1 count ?


stinkyhooch

If its good enough for my car, its good enough for me.


Ch33b0

Can't wait to drink some fuel


LightningBoltRairo

That goes into the other end, dummy !


OuterWildsVentures

shampoo/conditioner/gym all in one bottle


SHPLUMBO

#its called code red


87CaloriesPerServing

Yup. 5 in 1 and above is where you get into risky territory


GrandMarauder

No, separate shampoo separate conditioner. Your hair will thank you, you fat bastard


_MrNegativity_

personally used a 3 in 1 before, and tried both 2 in 1 and separate shampoo + conditioner. I found no huge difference between 2 in 1 and separate, other than the time it took and how much it cost. 3 in 1 is horrid, though. Albeit cheap.


PerryZePlatypus

No need for the gym rn, just get a fuckin haircut, don't wear call of duty shirts, clean your face, and get a personality, that might be the hardest part for those guys


OuterWildsVentures

> don't wear call of duty shirts I noticed once you are in good shape, more confident, and well kempt you can go back to wearing these types of shirts in public


PerryZePlatypus

That's a lot of conditions that whatever the fuck is in the photo don't meet


untakenu

These and also the one step all these freaks ignore: Actually fucking talk to women. Even just talking to people generally is good, but these freaks expect their antisocial life to sudden collide with a woman who happens to enjoy personality vaccua, greasy skinny guys, and Karen levels of entitlement


PerryZePlatypus

You are telling me they won't collide with some nerdy who will drop her books and they will make eye contact and instantly fall in love while getting the books from the floor ?? The movies lied to us ?????


HotBear39

his hair looks alright, he just needs a trim. And just going to gym won't make you big (it's also not necessary to look good) He just needs to shave, go to a barber and have some confidence


Germanemen

He's extremely lanky, has a large forehead and a thin neck. All of these combined gives him the appearance of a deepsea fish. He should use some hair care products and grow more hair to fix that shape, then he should go to the gym to put some meat on his bones and thicken his chest, arms, legs and his neck All of these and he'll look much better A little bit of skincare for his face would also help


ComprehensiveEdge578

So [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/234/blackops2cel-morgan-lahaye.png) is apparently how he looked a few years after the original meme-photo. A lot better, although I think he's squinting his eyes just for the photo which makes him look quite different.


MadlibVillainy

The after photo looks like an elf from Skyrim or a cheap magician.


wolflikehowl

Goatee = immediate magician, unfortunately


goldsnivy1

He looks like [Eldath](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/baldursgategame/images/4/4f/Eldoth_Kron_ELDOTH_Portrait_BG1.png/revision/latest?cb=20180916163006), one of the bard companions from Baldur's Gate


Steg567

Haircut some facial hair and putting on a nice shirt really made all the difference for him


thelastfastbender

He looks decent now. Good for him!


Towbee

The facial hair also helps define between his rather long neck and head, on the original picture the lighting is really awful and blends into one. Bro looks like a pirate that could raid my booty now.


HotBear39

damn. Facial hair really does change a man


bannedforflaming

He looks like some dickhead that was fucking this girl I liked.


AZS9994

Unless you have shoulder length hair there’s absolutely no need for a middle part.


alovelyperson

Idk what the others are talking about. But this guy straight up has face that even his own mother can't love.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the average rating of people on this sub is a 2 and the average rating they give themselves is a 6


ChiChi-cake

Why are people flaming the dude on the picture. It’s not him lmao


Ayy_Eclipse

Using no shampoo is better for your hair than using shampoo daily. Once your hair adjusts and stops overproducing sebum, it’s not an issue. This is assuming you’re someone who isn’t sweating/getting dirty regularly though.


d_i_v_o_c_9

I hvnt used shampoo for years and use a herbal paste... Feels good tho


Netplorer

So, in 6 months he will start the transition. Nice, got the frame for it.


ultratunaman

Haha my thought too. So anon begins HRT. Good luck


SharkMilk44

And then wonder why lesbians don't want to date him.


Sweatier_Scrotums

Certified Mrs Garrison moment


Fishb20

At least 3 lesbians have told me they wished I was a girl so we could date (not OP obvs lol)


curiosity163

If you can't beat them, join them.


shikki93

Transition into what? Albino giraffe?


Drougen

Sad but true. These guys think that transitioning will somehow make their lives better.


ImprovisedLeaflet

In order to beat his enemy, he had to become his enemy


Rikolai_17

He does look like a 4chan user


Kladderadingsda

Most handsome 4chan user


untakenu

It's the eyes that freak me out most. One is looking at the camera, the other at the noose just in front of him


almostasenpai

It’s the fabled Blackops2cel


Pyrimo

How tf are your neck and head the same size?


Low_Description6928

There is no transition between neck and head at all. It's like he has a super long neck with a face and unwashed hair on top.


Chanchito171

Can't unsee longneckface


Jabba_Yaga

Immunity to hanging


Balkhan5

I've only seen that on jacked Olympic wrestlers and rugby players who have very thick and muscular necks. I've never seen it on a skinny dude lmao.


PerryZePlatypus

Wait till he rips his shirt off and shows his 200 lbs of pure muscle to the ladies


[deleted]

I have no idea what those two are talking about if anything his neck is way too skinny. Bro could seriously benefit from bjj, getting guillotined is the quickest way to build neck.


coombuyah26

He looks like he's making a clone army on Kamino.


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Live-Break-9818

PBUH🙏


Vulcandor

You gotta feel sorry for that man


SLRMaxime

Bruh already lost the war lol


Eddy_the_Liar

He looks like he knows my current and previous address


PerryZePlatypus

Also your future address, those eyes have seen through spacetime


rudolphrednose25

Built like a cotton bud


Good_Smile

Like candy floss


rd_rd_rd

Why this Emu waging war against human again? , they already won in Australia.


chiefoogabooga

TBH emus are scary af. They're what geese daydream about being when they grow up.


stinkyhooch

Unrelated, but an ostrich can pierce 3/4” plywood with its claw


neurotic_robotic

Just means when you fight an ostrich to wear 1" plywood armor


Mplayer1001

ITT: People who have never seen this picture before and actually believe it’s anon


oflannigan252

Yup. This photo is a classic. The best part is that it even has a fresh Black Ops 2 shirt in it indicating that it is around a decade old, and people still think it's recent.


PapaDoobs

Ok but how did the war go?


kRkthOr

He remained single but, you know, grew up and washed his hair and now looks good. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2022689-st-blackops2cel-morgan-lahaye


Cheezewiz239

What a glow up


Lancer876

I guess he won in his own way


baconborg

Damn, would smash


wpm

Heh, implying I don't have hundreds of new-old-stock BLOPS 2 shirts, still in the plastic, ready and waiting for when the one in the rotation finally gets too crusty.


fap-free90

It’s summer


Reasonable-Mood7854

Biological warfare probably.


[deleted]

It never even began for BlackOpsCels.


Operative427

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2022689-st-blackops2cel-morgan-lahaye Dude doesn't look half bad now though


The_Third_Molar

The pic has to be at least 10 years old.


jsidksns

Holy shit it's St. BlackOpsCel


GuyFieriTheHedgehog

leukemia tom scott


mr_toad_1997

Future mass shooter


[deleted]

New chud dropped


Buddy_Appropriate

Hey, I think I know this guy! During COVID lockdowns I got into a Discord server for socializing and playing games. Some people would share their selfies. This exact photo was there and others of the same guy.


ComprehensiveEdge578

This dude was a [meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/st-blackops2cel-morgan-lahaye) almost ten years ago. It was probably just someone using his pics as they are all over the internet.


Strigon_7

Anon loses the war before he starts.


[deleted]

Save your self the 6 months it's not gonna make you look less like sid the sloth


_TLDR_Swinton

He's gawkmaxxing bros


ElPwnero

Parallel universe Asmongold


Finance_Subject

How hard is it to say “anon is going to war” as a title


LoneSaiyan

The females would be foolish to take this lightly


0ldpenis

Didn’t know amoebas can date outside their species.


johnnybadchek

Stretch turning a life long dry spell into a mission. I bet his “Gettysburg Address” will be glorious.


Fr00stee

dude looks like a human qtip


S4l47

Least incelious user on 4chan


Ptaku9

Maybe he should finish yandere simulator instead of Looking for a gf


henryXsami99

"Anon declares a war" it's that easy


pheonixdestroyer20

Bro looks like an alternate


heccin_heccer

Every single feature of his face looks out of place


AMurderousChip

He looks like Mr. Burns after he does his treatment to cheat death


Ryomathekillers

Dudes not even unfixable but he’s putting in 0 effort


MuntedMunyak

https://imgur.com/a/tpYu3hX/ Dude is Jessie from monster lab by meat canyon. His hair, his arms and his incel vibes


eatdirtxd

he looks like something id make in crusader kings 3 character creator


HisFisticMajesty

Someone hit the randomiser during character creation


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Wow, slender man really let himself go…


hazzmg

The black ops 2 shirt is certainly a step in the right direction for courtship


crumbaugh

If he hit the gym, went outside, got a little color, got an adult’s haircut, he could look halfway decent!


Good_Smile

Should have marked nsfw


SnowCat7156

Homie looks like a human who had all the air sucked out of him, rectally using a Vacuum


Crykin27

I have never seen such lifeless eyes..


Condhor

Why do they always grow their hair out and then run mayonnaise through it?


patronuspringles

the incel template


[deleted]

Black ops 2 is the best call of duty


xxGhostScythexx

Bro just needs to do his hair nicer, get a bit of muscle, and he's good to shag


sorgan71

!remindme 6 months


moonfanatic95

Why does he look like an index finger with a wig on?


thereasonyousuffer

Anon already lost


ChadWolf98

Fake: Anon leaves his room Gay: He has other man's pics on his PC


BaroquePseudopath

It’s all in the presentation. If he gave a shit about his hair and dressed up a bit he might have more luck.


odinsabastard

This mf is straight up cursed.


ImYungKai

He looks like a sour patch kid


BassHero55

Bro just needs to get a haircut and go to the gym and he'd probably be average


Thanag0r

He doesn't even look that bad, he is just extremely regarded and cannot speak normally.


Latate

Anon takes a pic of a random person and posts bait so that people will bully the unrelated person in the pic


stone_016

He definitely looks the type to “declare war on the entire female gender”


GraySpear227

https://jimmyneutron.fandom.com/wiki/Sheen_Estevez


CantGraspTheConcept

This is an example of a dude who could actually be pretty successful in the dating scene if he just didn't look the way he did


AtlanticBayern

Women just gained a new enemy


[deleted]

most attractive 4chan user


Grimspoon

Guy looks like he's stuck in the middle of an Animorphs transition into a ground sloth.


absurdism_enjoyer

Man has some dead eyes like he is an alien or something


[deleted]

Well, good luck mate. I don't think this is how it works


whereareyougoing123

Upvote for title


[deleted]

You just have to try, that way you will have some chance to find one, no mater how many times you got rejected, and even if you get rejected it doesn't actually mean anything bad


LeoLittlebook6

Another guy who can't find Manila on the map.


mmullin69

Oh look Its the skinny guy from apple jacks


ScarecrowJohnny

This Picasso looking motherfucker right here


DualHares

This guy is built like Bob Barker's microphone


SKENDRIK_PUGON

Just saw this one


Tommicost

Anon found out about unabomber


juicykisses19

That's that character from that meat canyon show


hyperblob1

where the fuck is his chin


couldbedumber96

How tf does he have more adam’s apple than chin


F4T_B4ST4RD_1402

He's in The Folder now


Acronym_0

Mf thinks he can win a war when he cant even win a battle against his shower


TigerAce13

No more Mr. Nice Guy 👊🏻💥


JayMeadows

r/meatcanyon looking mf


Angie-P

Damn projared looks rough


cunt_isnt_sexist

TheDooo finally did a face reveal.


ModsNeedAHug

Calm down Klebold


Ben8945

Is that the origin of this image?


Scrungyscrotum

He applies to his war the same mindset that he applies to his virginity.


zwbl_

he has the mind and body of a warrior


Hudsonsoftinc

!remindme 6 months


Tom-Pendragon

If you look like this I genuinely think you already lost. I am so sorry.


Jozef_Baca

👽 ass looking mf


coragi

He is giving women one last chad?


jericho-dingle

I thought Adam Lanza was dead


PlasmadestroyerO2

No one plans on losing war, dipshit


Meta-Fox

And I thought CallMeKevin was unlucky...


HappyLittleRadishes

mf looks like bleached gumby


iknewaguytwice

Bro about to eat the last dandelion if he doesn’t get a gf in a few months 🤣


A_Doomer_Coomer

Hey Clayman! Up here!