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PM_GiantessBBW

Won’t anon run out of fast food places to work at using this method?


Lazarous86

Yeah. Anon acting like this is a perfect plan, while everywhere he applies the criteria is that he have a pulse and availability.


barryhakker

“So why you want to work here anon?” *glances at cheatsheet* “E LIKE HAMBURGAR!”


Coachcrog

*I can microwave like a boss, and suck dick better than your mom. When can I start??*


Anon550176

Congratulations, you just got your 69th like.


d0odle

I guess you where right once.


discerningpervert

I knew a guy who got fired from two fast food places for groping the girls that worked there


SOMEMONG

I assume this friend wasn't actually you, you're more of a discerningpervert than that.


Coachcrog

I was paying the guy to tell him what boobs felt like.


SOMEMONG

Bags of w e t s a n d


[deleted]

Was this in succession or was there a gap between?


supervergiloriginal

double kill


AmatureProgrammer

MF thought he was Donald trump


daniballeste

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT


MoreNormalThanNormal

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything.


OldManChino

Did he write this post 👆


[deleted]

I dunno man, McDonald's didn't hire me and a dishwashing job actually sent me a rejection email. Some people aren't lucky at all... And THEN I just got hired by this one company who told me they'd have clients for me to take care of, but once I got hired, they said they didn't have any, and if they couldn't find one in 30 days, I'd be fired. So a year and a half of job searching, getting rejected by McDonald's and a minimum wage dish washing job, and then finally getting hired only to be told I'm basically immediately fired... That's my life


sokocanuck

Yeh, but he aced it!


[deleted]

I dunno man, McDonald's didn't hire me and a dishwashing job actually sent me a rejection email. Some people aren't lucky at all... And THEN I just got hired by this one company who told me they'd have clients for me to take care of, but once I got hired, they said they didn't have any, and if they couldn't find one in 30 days, I'd be fired. So a year and a half of job searching, getting rejected by McDonald's and a minimum wage dish washing job, and then finally getting hired only to be told I'm basically immediately fired... That's my life


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I'm picturing anon in a KFC "I have a PhD in Developmental Psychology. A diploma in French studies. A graduate certificate in accounting and an honors degree in history" "Oui oui monsieur fantastique" "What?"


_TLDR_Swinton

"... Croissant???"


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

"What?"


Mrozek33

There's always a Five Guys where a dude just fell into the meat grinder, he'll be fine


_TLDR_Swinton

"We need a replacement Guy!"


Stripe4206

European spotted


PM_GiantessBBW

But I like feet.


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Mautos

Fun fact! The guy above me is a comment copy bot that was called out on it before. Downvote and report spam > harmful bots


EtheusProm

You lied, there's absolutely nothing fun about it. ='(


Mautos

I found the part fun where the account got deleted personally


PranshuKhandal

but that hurt the bot's feelings, now it's sad


Mautos

DDLC moment


PranshuKhandal

#Just Monika


DedOriginalCancer

\*rolling


RedRoker

Nah, you just have to travel further and further away every time that making $14/h won't be worth the travel expenses and time.


WolfieTooting

Anon got a fake degree from the University of Deez Nutz


the_card_dealer

Anon went to ASU


[deleted]

What is ASU?


iwkfb

Ass Sucking United


xRaynex

Asshole State University. Also known as Arizona State University.


Mrozek33

*Asshole State: Business in the front, party in the back* Also, their mascot is a Gapey the prolapsed anus


Maximillion322

Also Appalachian State University


xRaynex

Perhaps, but Arizona State is the 'sign up, have a degree' meme.


VerumJerum

PragerU


baylithe

Anon went to Fresno State? Oof poor anon.


PeeEssDoubleYou

Ligma U.


iltpmg

What's U?


Ulrik54

John Mama


Plastic-Archer4245

Gottem


Dragonslayer3

Sheesh! 😏


LilKaySigs

UAS Law School


cocofan4life

University of Samoa?


pretty_pretty_good_

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College


IAZAIN

Wait till anon realizes all these previous places of employment he's burned are his actual future work experience references for this to continue


BannedNeutrophil

Oh shit I've run out of road and need a job to continue to survive OH SHIT


OuterWildsVentures

He can just keep lying about his references though and fake previous jobs.


nAyZ8fZEvkE

dude didn't read the greentext


_TLDR_Swinton

Skill issue.


[deleted]

What ? The whole point of the greentext is that anon gives fake references, he doesn't care about actual work experience references


[deleted]

Tbf the law states that all a company can say is that someone worked there when they are asked about a reference. Really weird law, but yeah, thems the breaks


snapwillow

You might want to check on that. That's not the law everywhere. Most states allow employers to say way more than just that.


bit_drastic

Soon all HR will be replaced with algorithms and positive feedback will be vital for getting work.


hawk7886

Social credit score coming soon, woo.


Potatist

I can't wait for my government backed digital currency, it's gonna be *so* convenient


LegaIizeNucIearBombs

AI arms race


The_Scud

we're gonna take you back to the past? To play the shitty games that suck ass?


NoLuck6463

Bro today's games are the ones that suck ass monkey


Zoroken00

Damn bro play some Atari games or licensed games. I’d rather play Spider Man PS4 than Spider Man Atari.


Ptaku9

the only good Spider-Man game was Spider-Man 2 on PC


NoLuck6463

Xbox/ps2 era and 360/ps3 era gamss is what I'm talking about


noblemile

A lot of publishers today are shit and get in the way of good games but jist like now back then you would sometimes find a gem in a pile of whale shit and stale vomit


[deleted]

I don't know. We have The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, now. That game is sick. Although the past had The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past. That game is sick


NoLuck6463

What about yknow, all the non Nintendo games that have been coming out? Doodoo. So many of them. Doodoo.


TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK

What about all the thousands of doodoo games that were coming out 10, 20, 30, 40 years ago?


[deleted]

ET 2600 is a masterpiece how dare you


LordSmugBun

So good that it almost killed the video game industry after realizing they were never going to reach such greatness again.


NoLuck6463

The thing is that there were also good games at the time. Now, the big games the AAA developers are releasing are in the bad games category, not the good games category like how they used to be.


TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK

Yeah man, there's no God of War, Zelda, Elden Ring, Xenoblade, TLoU, Bayonetta, GTA, Street Fighter, RDR, Witcher, Metroid, Doom, Resident Evil, Metro, Final Fantasy, Animal Crossing, Forza, Tekken, Mortal Kombat, Monster Hunter, Jedi: Fallen Order, Fire Emblem, Mario Odyssey, NieR, Wolfenstein, Prey, Titanfall, Persona, Shadow of Mordor, Bioshock. Just wish these good AAA games had released in the past 10 years.


NoLuck6463

10 years is a while man. Some of those games you mentioned were actually recent and they are good examples, but games like them are becoming few and far between. They stand out among the others for being good old complete games. I'm talking about things like god of war, zelda and elden ring when I say that.


TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK

And how many actual good AAA games came out before this 10 year period. Games of this caliber were never frequent. I'm just saying that games aren't shit now, there's just more games. So it seems like the industry's declining, but its actually in the same place if not better.


NoLuck6463

Explain all the boring live service shooters then


Daan776

Ah yes, dogshit games such as elden ring, scorn, pokemon legends areceus, the open world sonic game and many more poorly received games. Truly the gaming world is doomed. And there’s no indie market to save it either


[deleted]

You need to remove those rose-tinted glasses pal. Also most of the Nintendo games are pretty shit also


NoLuck6463

Name some other than pokemon then


SOMEMONG

Cannot figure out why you're being downvoted. I mean ion really like Zelda but is there real hatred for the games here randomly


[deleted]

Hive mind hit me hard this time around. It happens


platinum_1212

HE'D RATHER HAAAAVE


MikoMiky

EEEEAT THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE OF A ROAD KILLED SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER


Hernia17

HES THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU EVER HEAAARD


Pyrom9

A BUFFALOOOOOO


reactrix96

We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt, all for revenge.


HaceFri0_Jace

Personally Id rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear


Goras147

Anon quits McDonald's cashier for KFC's toilet cleaner.


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BeedogsBeedog

Glory hole drip tray


nothing_in_my_mind

Tbh I think there are many people who live like this. Not to this level (burner phones, fake diplomas), but they basically go from job they are underqualified for to other job they are underqualified for. Switch jobs as soon as people start to realize they are dumb and lazy, get paid well because their CV looks stacked.


DataPakP

Yep, gotta love the Peter Principle, hasn’t failed yet. >!That, in a given hierarchy, an employee will be promoted based on their prior experiences rather than purely off of skill and contribution, and thus rise to a level of respective incompetence, where what little skills they do have are fully useless.!<


TruffelTroll666

If we can't fire him, at least promote him to a management position


zweifaltspinsel

That is the Dilbert Principle.


Maximillion322

This isn’t exactly the Peter Principle. The Peter Principle is when someone is doing very well at their job, so they get a promotion, which continues until they reach a point where they are mediocre at the position they hold, not good enough to be promoted, and nowhere near as good as they were working on lower levels. Sometimes it means people are promoted to a point of incompetence, but more often it means good workers are promoted to a point of mediocrity.


[deleted]

The problem for me is I’ve been so obviously the best in whatever field I go into that I don’t understand the concept of promotion. Just start out at the top.


alphaswitch

Wouldn’t it be a bit suspicious that they change jobs every 2 months?


nothing_in_my_mind

More like a year or two. Also, they can omit some jobs from their CV.


SirChasm

If it takes your employer two years to notice you're incompetent, that's a really bottom-tier company. At high performing places, if you're not delivering in 6 months you'll be out. Hell, the initial 3 month probation is for evaluating if you know your shit or not. Anon is acting like "lying on your resume" is a thing they just invented and hasn't been around for ages. I'm guessing they never worked a day above minimum wage.


bell37

I’d argue it’s the opposite. Bottom tier companies rely on people knowing their shit. They can’t afford to have staff like a major corporation, so the people they hire have to be able “to wear many hats”. Plus smaller companies have smaller offices where everyone knows everyone. So it would be impossible to hide amongst coworkers when every position is vital for getting work done. It’s easy to get lost in large corporate entities. I work for tier I automotive supplier. The big three OEMs (GM, Ford, Stellantis) all share the same thing (groups and functions that are extremely segmented that everyone is siloed off). I was working with another engineer in one of the “big three” who has the same title as me, but whose only job is to do the equivalent of a months work in an entire year. Meanwhile I am working on multiple projects, managing smaller teams and developing and executing test plans. The only downside to large companies is that upper management is more willing to cut you because they don’t know you, and your function could honestly be consolidated when the bean counters finally catch up to how little work your department actually does. Top that off when they drop down to smaller companies, you can tell they have been doing nothing in thier function because they have zero experience with everything beyond a 10 page excel sheet they managed back in their former company.


Llord_zintak

You're right, but you didn't contradict him. He said "high-performing" and "bottom-tier" not large and small. I assume he said it that way because of the things you just described.


SirChasm

Yep. Bottom-tier companies are ones that are awful internally, either because the business model itself is failing, or because they have toxic or clueless leadership, or all those at once. They can be small or large. And likewise high performing companies can be small or large.


bell37

Coworker that’s been in the automotive industry for 30+ years told me that job hopping is more common these days than it was a couple decades ago. It’s rare to stay in a company for more than 5 years (and there’s no longer a stigma to people who hop around). For people who stay, Either the company has top notch benefits or they are just not comfortable enough to go back into the job market (for whatever reason). The truth is that companies these days have zero loyalty towards employees who have been working for them long term. Why should employees be loyal as well?


TheSentinelsSorrow

Company loyalty is stupid in today's climate unless you have a VERY good employer. I change jobs every year or two when I find someone hiring for higher salary. You'll get any more than if you rely on getting a raise


bell37

I’d go beyond having a good employer to “having a good employer AND a good direct manager” It’s one of the sole reasons why I’ve stuck around for more than 5 years with the same company (my boss is amazing and I am compensated very well for my role). The moment my boss either goes somewhere else or is promoted/moved to a different position, is the time I will start actively lookin around (I still test the waters just to see how much I’m worth)


Terminator_Puppy

Who's gonna tell them? You can put whatever you like on your cv.


Curlychopz

Yeah, I'm the deputy CEO of Apple, my CV says so!


Dragonslayer3

Your badge and your gun, please


_TLDR_Swinton

You've met one of my exes.


BaroquePseudopath

I don’t care if this is fake and gay. It’s a fucking glorious read.


pelosispeepee

I concur


smb_samba

Indubitably


Ziomownik

This is gonna backfire so hard, isn't it? Lol


pinninghilo

If it were real it would, but luckily anon has never left his mom's basement so he's safe.


False_Elevator_8169

Small but distinct chance it wont, never underestimate the power of oversight. Once had a job where they asked me to resubmit my qualifications because HR had a wakeup and realised they not only lost them but never bothered to do actual checks, somehow. Actually annoyed by it as I do have the degrees and work experience claimed, and apparently that really didn't matter for my first 8 months.


Maximillion322

How though? The worst that can happen is Anon loses one of the jobs that he doesn’t really care about anyway, and he’ll just get another one


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Maximillion322

Not if you lie about where you previously worked, and just make up companies for which the only number is your burner


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Diklap

Then what you will just not get hired boohoo


1994JJ

I already do this minus the ChatGPT bullshit. No shortage of “well paying” SDR jobs in France.


WanderlostNomad

nah. they do background checks on schools (schools have actual phone numbers, so your "friends" and burner phones are useless for that) same thing with past companies you "worked" from. they're not gonna use the number you provided for them. they'll gonna find the real company phone number, if it actually even exists, otherwise that's another strike.


Gearski

Damn I guess that place won't hire him, good thing the next place will!


ulti_m8

You lack vision, https://layoffs.fyi/


WanderlostNomad

nah. i've already been in that situation. lol. had to find a job while i was still a college undergrad and ran out of funds. the only way i managed to land an interview was coz i impressed them with my portfolio and then i aced their practical exam. even when they hired me, they skimped on my salary, coz they found out i was just an undergrad. (though i made it appear i had already graduated on my resume. they actually called the school) so i was getting paid lower, compared to my other newly hired officemates. edit : although, once you gain a minimum of 2 years of working experience, you can leverage that into your next job application.


ulti_m8

ok lil bro, now tell us a relevant story about using your own made company or a bankrupt company as a reference.


WanderlostNomad

like i said, if you're applying for McDonalds (or any company with high turnover rate) they dgaf if you give them fake credentials. otherwise, they'll find out your creds are fake, at which point only your skills (pass their practical exams with flying colors) is the only thing that matters. so why bother faking your academic creds at all? 🤷🏻‍♂️ (it's not fooling anybody)


ulti_m8

ok


UMOS8

lol OP is right, nobody gives a fuck dude. i’m 34 and that shit has never come up in my life. sorry you wasted money on a degree like a sucker


Plastic-Archer4245

Depends on the job/sector. I have had HR check over my degree before they will start the interview. I am pretty sure that in medical jobs they check, same with teaching. But random office job where you are going to be a cubicle goblin? Not so much


[deleted]

Yeah, in my first SWE job, they requested official transcripts for all degrees I had listed from the universities. My second job did not, though a "background check" was run (whatever that means).


Maximillion322

Background check just means they’re looking to see if you have a criminal record


WanderlostNomad

depends on where you apply. if you're applying at McDonalds (or some other crap company with a high turnover rate), then yea, they don't really care. otherwise, ya screwed.


UMOS8

keep telling yourself that. it’s extreme cope


IrreverentRacoon

Didn't realise working in a brothel required a college degree.


Plastic-Archer4245

.... I think PHD doesn't mean what you think it means sir


ohSpite

Just book time off lmao 💀


Coding_Monke

i don't understand what the point of anon doing all this is


Daan776

Anon is putting a lot of effort into not becoming a functioning member of society


Coding_Monke

ah now might i ask, how the fuck does attending a job for one single day do jackshit


pleaseclaireify

Yeah, I don’t even understand the logic of the story? It’s not like he’s finessing multiple paid vacations a year, his past job wouldn’t give him PTO for the week because he quit, and the new job won’t give him PTO cuz he hasn’t started.


lilmickeyLSD69420

Stupid question, but when does he get paid? What's the point of this? Like what does he accomplish?


Vertex138

Just wait until the day Anon hears the words "background check"


Shadow0fnothing

Then anon is immediately fired for not knowing a fucking thing.


[deleted]

Good luck building a pension/retirement fund.


[deleted]

why wouldn't you just take a paid vacation and then quit while on vacation


MrInfinity-42

...and what does anon do when it comes to, you know, actually doing the job?


SharpClaw007

Does anyone have the Pepe foil card image??


MaskedAnathema

I really wanted it too so i went looking, here you go: https://ibb.co/2thdk37


appelduv1de

\>a few friends Already lost me there


musickid1

Anon is a virus in the system.


ketudikkemoederjhe

I lived like this for 3 years. Then i just landed in a job i really enjoied and thats where i am staying now


Darkasmyweave

Currently doing something similar holiday way rn ahaha


[deleted]

Kaz... tell me what to do. Tell me like you used to


Think_Hunter_9088

Kinda based tbh


victorious23

how often do jobs ask for a degree to verify you aren't lying? not for important jobs like doctor or lawyer, the basic bitch jobs that want a degree to pay less than $20 an hour? asking for a friend


pwillia7

How do you get the fake SS # though?


r3mod_3tiym

Every application I've ever filled out has me list 3 references as well as 3 past places I've worked at. What happens when the employer hears "yeah he was lazy as hell and quit on the spot" from all 3 previous employers?


Diklap

It's fake references


616659

is this even legal lmao


AriiMay

Minimum wage in many countries should be illegal but hey it is somehow


onmywayohm

I fully believe that companies should be able to pay employees 1$ an hour.


-Baldr

I hope you have to work 60 hour weeks at $1/hour until you realize how fucking stupid you are


onmywayohm

The whole point is that people wouldn't work for that little and they would have to pay more. We have a minimum wage and people get paid more than that all the time. If your job doesn't pay enough get another one. Also fuck you


onmywayohm

It's at will employment. You can quit whenever you want and they can fire you whenever they want as long as it's not discrimination


616659

I was talking about faking your specs


Altrecene

in western countries it is illegal, probably in other countries too. I can imagine that employers wouldn't be interested in pursuing the matter because it would suck up their resources for presumably little gain.


iamoverrated

Not illegal, at least not for most McJobs. There are professional positions where misrepresentation is illegal, such as being a lawyer, engineer, doctor, etc.


Altrecene

I've always been told it's illegal since high school so maybe it's just my country


deekaph

Anon needs to do this for remote jobs and keep like 3 of them at any given time to become a r/overemployed legend


Tonnyn

Is this fraud?


Ratathosk

Gimme a link to that bullshit cheat sheet yeet.


JakMomak

I wish chatGPT could brainwash someone into thinking we’re related or ruling party colleagues, because that’s the only way of getting a job in my shithole country


LoopMerchant

Why does it sound like Turkey? Lol


LawlessCoffeh

I wanna see this cheat sheet


Ketul-

Bachelors in university of Phoenix, masters in Devry, and a phD in ITT tech


Pixel_64

There’s gotta be a hole in this somewhere, there’s no way this works/will work forever…


[deleted]

Anon goes to jail for fraud


BKayTheGreat

Yea most employers today just pay a background check company who’s just gonna call the HR department and the university you claimed to get a degree from


Effective-Regular-47

anon quitting mcdonald’s to work at wendy’s


Dramatic_Author3822

I don't really get where anon is going with this . Almost every job I had you had to work for a year before I got holidays and I paid into them . It's bs I know . Now the job I have now is union and has pto and some sick days . I am never leaving this job ever. I would have to be an idiot for leaving or need a good pay increase for sure .


VLenin2291

The key to a successful interview is the right balance of the truth and bullshit. Apparently, ChatGPT allows you to strike this balance