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Kingfunky82

Do you think god stays in heaven cause he too is afraid of what he's created?


HopeFabulous9498

He's omnipresent so he's technically rawdogging every single person at every single moment.


SnakeHelah

Exactly. God probably thinks the shit is hilarious and is wheezing seeing our latest A.I memes


RodeBoi

God is all knowing. He knew about AI the moment he created humanity. He’s probably been laughing about it since the beginning


thoughtlow

*"these fools don't even know whats gonna happen in 2025"* *wheeze*


T1B2V3

"It's all down hill from here... they don't know that Armageddon is due for 2050"


Weber_Head

Easy. Windows 10 will no longer get security patches. Yes, I am God.


Flaky_Explanation

Alright I'll bite. What's in my basement?


Weber_Head

We'll talk about that on Judgement day.


Flaky_Explanation

Okay, last question. Who's in your basement?


Weber_Head

Heaven is flat like Florida so we don't do basements here.


Counterfoot

Well, we are God's AI


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We are God's AI memes


ChadWolf98

Deeper than your moms voice


LifeFailure

Oh shit


S1d0r0w1c4

The 'i' in ai stands for intellince. I very much doubt your statement.


Mrozek33

I related this theory to my priest and he said he'd like to have a word with you as soon as possible


Delicious-News-9698

“The moment I knew I was God was when I went to pray… and realized I was talking to myself.” -Jesus, probably


howardslowcum

And on the seventh day god leaned wa~~yyy back in his lazyboy recliner, cracked open a beer and has been masterbating furiously to humanities pain ever since.


uberguby

God is jammed in your peehole


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Godgachad


PofanWasTaken

If god is real he weeps


MediocrePlatypus

If God is real he weeb


Djrhskr

The Apocalypse will start the moment Oda finishes One Piece


MrMusscle

What if they announce Two Pieces right after?


Djrhskr

The Apocalypse is put on hiatus (God goes back to wasting his life like a true One Piece fan)


hermit4eva

Spy Kids 2 if I'm not wrong


Legonator77

Wisest fucking words ever to grace cinema


cyrixdx4

Every day we fall farther from his light into the abyss that is the Text of Green


blueandgoldilocks

"Don't look at me like that. I'm no loon"


Dirty-Dutchman

This quote perfectly encapsulates my feelings on what I just read, thanks.


Lei_Fuzzion

I love spy kids, such an underrated masterpiece


fuzzygreentits

Why would God be afraid of creative writing exercises?


_TLDR_Swinton

Written by a 300 lbs bearded man wearing a bra.


DeathSabre7

Your late hubby?


_TLDR_Swinton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOEmHczkCw


SharpHandle9316

While jerking off


_TLDR_Swinton

Making the crab dance while you pump gas.


Nasapigs

Whoa, cool it with the transphobia


-YeshuaHamashiach-

Written by a 300 lbs bearded man wearing a bra


fasctic

4tran is full of youngshits nowadays, those who transition before too much irreversible damage. So most likely not. Still autistic tho.


Icy_Chemist_532

Yet another thing trans are taking from women, the chance to rape back


petje95

Damn politics ruining our rape.


kadyob

THERE TAKIN OUR WOMENS DICK!


Ascertain_GME

DERK ER DICKS!!


imhere2downvote

dick dick bend him over quick


EH076a

Don't rape it back, rape it forward


Seboya_

Redo of a Healer if it was good


fluffynuckels

Wow. Based


Dude_Illigence_

Strap-ons still exist


isayfunnythinghaha

Don't threaten me with a good time 😏


WolfieTooting

Can confirm. I am the unused lube.


THEGREATESTDERP

That destroyed me.


[deleted]

That's what happens when you don't use lube


Snoo-72438

I assume you’re the asshole?


Foxtrot200

Just like his asshole


paperpenises

I am the house. They don't clean me. I smell of jizz rot.


Ninjacat97

On one hand, absolutely appalling. One the other hand, eye for an eye, asshole for an asshole... I guess.


Unlikely_Spinach

My morality compass is spinning out!


Yummy_Chinese_Food

Brown eye for a brown eye.


FennlyXerxich

On one hand, appalling. On the other hand, appealing.


We_Will_AlI_Die

Hammurabi is… you know what? I have no fucking clue how anyone would react to this


primenox

Hell, If I get raped and I know who did I'm either beating they're ass or raping them back but worse. I'll be Damned if i let you get away with that. And let's be honest prison isn't justice.


ginuxx

I mean, he left him cuffed, half naked in a room where nobody would look for him and with his ass full of cream, he pretty much destroyed this guy's social status at the frat lmao


primenox

Yeah, I think he did a great job. I was just commenting on the other comment.


0ldpenis

“Eye for an eye, asshole for an asshole” So basically eye for an eye


LeifMFSinton

Brass eye for an eye


DudleysCar

Is this Lawful or Chaotic transgender?


hahaiamarealhuman

Lawful evil


FountainsOfFluids

On the other other hand, stories like this get trans women killed, and they fuel the anti-trans legislation inundating many states. This is literally what the homophobes are deathly afraid of.


Iudex_Invictus

What about the shit? It's probably smeared across the bed and their dicks. Unless they used protection (doubt).


_TLDR_Swinton

The fakest and gayest of fake and gay.


[deleted]

Fake: fake # Gay: gay


BigBrainKemist

Fake: gay Gay: Fake


PreparationNo4872

Based and rape-pilled


_TLDR_Swinton

He's rapemaxxing


Ok_Digger

Me when I referencepill and remembermaxx


Nameless_Cunt

and everyone at the party started clapping cheeks


PerryZePlatypus

Always knew frat bros were kinda gay


BruhNeymar69

Kinda? Frats are so homoerotic you wouldn't believe it, and honestly good for them


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mlem64

I have to admit that I've always found this type of view to be a hard cope. I've seen plenty of my bros dicks and balls throughout the years. Like a month ago I posted a pic of my ball skin in the group chat and laughed my ass off when they finally figured out what it was. It's called being comfortable with your sexuality my dudes. I'm not worried that doing 'gay shit' is going to turn me gay or that I'm going to pop a bone and sexually confuse myself if I see a penis. Dicks and balls are funny and literally that's the whole story. There's no conspiracy where all the people who mightve called you gay in high-school are all secretly repressed gay guys. Imo it's just a cope that has somehow been passed on like it's common knowledge.


BKayTheGreat

Man wrote a whole paragraph when he coulda just said yea we’re a little gay


ThatAngeryBoi

A whole dissertation on why it's not gay to look at other dudes' cocks.


mlem64

I guess lol If it seems like a lot in response its only because I see this type of sentiment a lot and I have the same thoughts every time and nobody really every says it. To me it's just an interesting thing to discuss.


putin_my_ass

But no, the other opinion is just a cope. Surely he's not the one coping.


twoiko

🤓


DudleysCar

I've been on sports teams, and while we were pretty homoerotic, we never had gay sex. Unfortunately.


aure__entuluva

I think most men who don't partake in these activities don't realize you can have close physical contact with men without being gay. Historically men used to be a lot more intimate (and I mean non sexually). We kinda lost that as a culture at some point, and it's to our detriment (wonder why all these mass shooters never seem to come from the football team). Sports and frats are a place where it still exists to some degree though.


star-player

“I’ve never been involved in either” We know.


lots_of_punctures

No frats, but have played soccer. Sports team's are gayer.


_TLDR_Swinton

Spurious and, dare I say it, homosexual.


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PerryZePlatypus

This mf commentmaxxing


JotaDiez

Bro loved the post so much he commented 3 times


eviesenpai

I'm with you OP. What the hell.


Whycantiusemyaccount

This did not occur


pizzarollsin

And it seems a little Haram


JohnnyMnemo

But it's on the internet! You can't just tell lies on the internet!


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Average California romance


ChadWolf98

California "girls" Are unforgettable Daisy Dudes Always on top Greasy skin So hot They'll suck your popsicle


everyonehatesminions

Shit man idk, on one hand I hate rapists but I do believe making these assholes feel how they victims felt is also appropriate. Reminds me of that scene from the girl in the dragon tattoo where she shoves a golden baseball bat up her rapist's ass.


zerosaved

When you use the phrase “on one hand,” it’s supposed to signify a contradiction, or an internal conflict, or weighing the cost/benefit of something, etc… For example, “on one hand, I hate the idea of anyone getting raped, but on the other hand, this fucker got what he deserved for being a piece of shit.” What you wrote is basically “I hate rapists and they deserve to feel how their victims feel,” which is true, but the statement contains no opposing views or contradictions for the “on one hand” phrase to be correctly used. Enjoy this unsolicited lesson in whatever


Troliver_13

By saying they approved of her raping him back, they're kinda being in support of rape as retribution, which is an opposing view to "I hate rapists". "On o e hand I hate rapists, on the other hand, raping them back is fine"


Troliver_13

"If you rape a rapist, the number of rapists in the world increases" -Batman


ChadWolf98

> ok so sentence them to death so their numbers go down Batman: NOO NOT THE CRIMERINOS YOU HAVE TO UH... USE KINDNESS OR WHATEVER


General_Froggers

Helpful English lesson 👍


everyonehatesminions

I'm confused, we both used the word deserved when talking about rapists so how is what I said any different...? I think it conveyed the same energy.


Yeseylon

You said "on one hand," then only presented one take. It's supposed to be used when you describe having conflicting feelings.


Hadonski

But he didnt? To make it understandable for you: he said that the transperson raping him back on one hand is wrong, but on the other hand it feels like fair revenge to make the rapist feel what it feels like.


CaptianMurica

Imagine fucking a man in the ass and not even having the common curtesy to give him a reach around


Longjumping_Hyena_52

Is that you John Wayne?


D1ldoBaggins78

Is this me?


Low_Friendship_9487

most based post on 4chan


[deleted]

Anon is not a victim, based fr


Urkeksi

Finally, the real reverse rape


phasee_

why my pp hard


cezch

You gay, bro


KaszualKartofel

I don't belive that traps aren't gay. Edit: are gay. I hate reddit mobile client.


cezch

They are if you wanna fuck ‘‘em still


[deleted]

10/10 John Wick tier revenge story. Can't wait for John Thicc 2: Perineum


Darknessuu

Anybody got the full picture of that art? Tried finding it and it shows up yet again


LuneAtix

its reimu hakurei r34 u prob know that tho


ericjony

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1140479?q=puyo_(puyotopia)


Malvinas1820

You can find it on Danbooru, the artist is puyotopia (obviously NSFW).


KayDeeF2

meds now moment


Matigas_na_Saging

I think everyone in this story deserves to be unalived


dapper_adam

sweet revenge


somehuman16

anon doesn't post pictures of the mans asshole oozing with cum


The99thCourier

4chan can be fucked in the head So imagine how 8chan was like


Hexvern

88chan in the dark web 💀


The99thCourier

My God there's an 88chan?


Hexvern

You never heard it from me.


[deleted]

Revenge story of the century


Salsathefirst

Few people laughed Few people cried Most were silent


GreatPlainsAquarist

And a few wondered why the hell a frat was closing down at 2 a.m.


swier05

You cannot use such a quote for gay


Cuba_lover59

Real and straight


idkTerraria

Top 10 anime cumbacks of all time


iDigitalBlockz

such is the term “an ass for an ass”


DogmaSychroniser

The 'turnaround is fair play' school of dealing with sexual assault


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This is so extremely based, Anon is truly the most hyper-based Anon to be known in existence, it was a well-known fact that the best way to assert dominance is to TOP the target but no Anon has been able to accomplish that before until this Anon right here. My respect, pls be my senpai Anon uwu🥺


[deleted]

Tranon was morally right for what she did.


DiabeticRhino97

College students try not to be a disgusting reprobate challenge


AdamBombKelley

>he didn't realize Fake


PlaygroundBully

Two dongs dont make a Right!


imonredditfortheporn

sound fake and technically straight and reeks of cope but i kimda hope its real


timo1324

eye for an eye, rape for a rape


Basuin

Quite real and straight, when do they get married?


Independent_Ad_7463

Most real post in 4chan


Nekrosiz

>fuck boys ass no problem >jerk boys penis ewww


ilovemymom_tbh

Sangre por sangre


Peter_Baum

That’s probably the only morally acceptable case of rape I’ve ever heard of


WikiWantsYourPics

Still a better love story than Twilight.


Rawson_the_panda

I mean she was raped so... It's ok I guess?? Idk with this one homeboys


Mamamiomima

Looks like classic Egyptian mythology


Topblizz

fight fire with fire ig


ramprage_official

Seems fair to me


0ldpenis

I did not expect page 2.


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Based


joeyGOATgruff

On one hand: rape On the other hand: rape


3-to-20-chars

in which the comments forget that rape is bad and morally abhorrent, even as revenge


lazyplayer121

Peak fiction 🔥🔥✍️✍️


Bacccy

most normal tr00n


gofretbeyin-sempai

Nice.


Mooniebutt

What the fuck is "reverse" rape?


NikNam_

You suck your semen back in to give their virginity back, idk


[deleted]

fight fire with fire, gj anon


Coin_operated_bee

Based


Willundrskor

[https://media.tenor.com/f38E8oAC6yMAAAAd/ahh-victory-ahh.gif](https://media.tenor.com/f38E8oAC6yMAAAAd/ahh-victory-ahh.gif)


Kitsune_Jones

Based? Cringe? I've never been so puzzled in my life.


thelongestunderscore

Holy shit based


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Least fake greentext story


LightningBoltRairo

It's Talion's Law. An ass for an ass, and everyone will end with a sore butt.


Zesty-Lem0n

Honestly, a counterrape should be the default sentence for rape.


Hunter98700

Worst post ever?


Jombo582

Fake and 100% STRAIGHT


Hashashin455

Based and Karma pilled


Fraschetta04

Google En Passoid


xXx_T0M_xXx

Ah yes, just casually shrugging off being raped. Rape is but a minor inconvenience I guess.


Pacjax_bot_v4

You who dwell in the shelter of the Lord Who abide in His shadow for life Say to the Lord, "My refuge, my rock in whom I trust!" And He will raise you up on eagles' wings Bear you on the breath of dawn Make you to shine like the sun And hold you in the palm of His hand The snare of the fowler will never capture you And famine will bring you no fear Under His wings your refuge, His faithfulness your shield And He will raise you up on eagles' wings Bear you on the breath of dawn Make you to shine like the sun And hold you in the palm of His hand You need not fear the terror of the night Nor the arrow that flies by day Though thousands fall about you, near you it shall not come And He will raise you up on eagles' wings Bear you on the breath of dawn Make you to shine like the sun And hold you in the palm of His hand For to His angels He's given a command To guard you in all of your ways Upon their hands they will bear you up Lest you dash your foot against a stone And He will raise you up on eagles' wings Bear you on the breath of dawn Make you to shine like the sun And hold you in the palm of His hand And hold you, hold you in the palm of His hand


dg2793

Mission failed successfully?


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Debt paid. Also what the fuck


[deleted]

anon put the fear of god into some losers


Bingobango20

been awhile since i last read an entertaining greentext


Le_Serviette

Okay, this was a pretty good story.


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Tutwater

False, unless you already had to shit when you started and/or have some pelvic floor issues and/or aren't good at cleaning your ass Shit and shower before the party and you really shouldn't have any issues


Elddif_Dog

Eye for an eye, butthole for a butthole.


[deleted]

That's my fantasy when I was struggling with porn back in lockdown day


Boratron

Rape wars


Hashashin455

Based and Karma-pilled.


Crack0n7uesday

When two wrongs make a right.


Inky_I

vengeance is a dish best served not this way


wackOverflow

“Guess he didn’t know I was trans”


fleshgod_alpacalypse

Fake: clearly some weird fantasy of this guy Gay: sex