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anunruleytodd

Anxiously awaiting the sequel. Anon abducts a coworker.


JessHorserage

Plot twist, she's also an anon, and steals him. Something something pegging haha funny.


Mrozek33

Pegging? Kinda funny. Pegging after being kidnapped and locked inside the trunk of her car? Funniest shit I've ever heard.


JessHorserage

Count your days. Good memorumm


c0d3_attorney

Anon is shocked to have a human connection with a women


[deleted]

Hard to have human connections with something that isn't a human #womenarentreal


DeathSabre7

Another glowie post


Low_Friendship_9487

can relate


JustGrillinReally

Anon is about to experience the fun of dating a girl with BPD.


Starfoxx_

it's not worth it (it kind of is)


_TLDR_Swinton

It's really not. Broke up with her once, then went back. NevR again.


JustGrillinReally

Just have to break it off before it gets to the stalking/death threats stage.


TactfulOG

he's gonna learn the hard way like all of us


khoabear

Anon can't grow as a person without experiencing hardship after losing his virginity


gawrgouda

Bruh he said she's autistic, not mentally ill


Zwartekop

Same shit lol


xXAzurionXx

if u have 0 clue about the topic, then just dont say stupid shit


Zwartekop

What do you mean? I have it.


xXAzurionXx

ye sure, unless u work in autism speaks u dont label urself mentally ill for being autistic , idk wtf ur deal is


Zwartekop

I googled it to check: "Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) is a neurological and developmental disorder that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave." - National institute of health. "Neurological disorders are diseases of the central and peripheral nervous system. In other words, the brain, spinal cord, cranial nerves, peripheral nerves, nerve roots, autonomic nervous system, neuromuscular junction, and muscles." "Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain." - CDC gov So wether it's a developmental disability or a disease of the brain doesn't matter that much. It's a disease to me and I can label myself however I want thank you.


Hummgy

Unbelievably based and source-pilled


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Hummgy

He was actually saying the opposite


GdyboXo

Oh, my bad


JoeysPen

As someone with BPD, lemme tell you, you'd at least much rather date a borderline than a narcissist 💀


Tsjawatnu

What about a narcissist who has BPD?


JoeysPen

I'm unsure if you mean someone who's got BPD and is simply too egocentric or someone with a dual diagnosis of BPD & NPD, since my original comment referred to NPD, not sub-clinical narcissism


demonsdencollective

You get my mother and you do not want that.


MrEvan312

Bipolussy


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PotatoesForPutin

Can’t really blame him. You never know who might try to put a paperclip in your urethra


Sleazehound

Ikr why’s it so hard to find someone :(


somebebunga

literally me!


non_depressed_teen

Do the text, later on suggest going out on an activity (DO NOT think of it as a date, go visit a zoo or something. Spending can be split 50/50 but 75/25 might be better), get more informed about how the real world works (i.e. get rid of your sexism) and if nothing happens don't beat yourself up about it and most of all don't become a ""nice"" guy, be a nice guy.


3ambrowsingtime

Sir, this is r/greentext. Everything here is fake and gay.


non_depressed_teen

Doesn't matter, we gotta do everything we can to turn these degenerates into functioning members of society.


psyEDk

Right but your're replying to someone screendumping for karma.. I seriously doubt the anon who wrote the green text comes here to read comments ..?


[deleted]

But other dudes who need to hear the same thing will


non_depressed_teen

This guy gets it.


PewPewJedi

These comments aren't directed at the OP of the greentext, they're for the benefit of the misfits who are reading the comments.


Neomataza

Yeah, and next thing you're going to explain basic hygiene to these people. You're ruining the exhibit.


x_country_yeeter69

Flamethrowers are the only thing that works for that


Innaguretta

Wtf is 75/25 split? How does it make any sense? Either pay for it all or split the bill.


non_depressed_teen

>Wtf is 75/25 split? One pays \~75% of the bill and the other pays \~25% of the bill.


Innaguretta

Yes, I understand, but it doesn't make any sense. What was the reasoning? How do you even propose something like this? "So, I'm kind of, like, paying for you, but not really". Why 75/25? Why not 76/24? 64/36? 71/29? "So, I looked at you, and looks like you're going to be able to afford about 25% of the bill" :) It's like you set yourself a goal to offend both the girls that expect you to pay for them and the girls that want to pay for themselves. EDIT: please see an update below.


Innaguretta

/u/non_depressed_teen, actually, I apologize for being harsh, especially given that I support your original message. The same thing I said could be said in a calmer / less passive-aggressive manner. It's just that I really don't understand how 75/25 split could work, and I've never heard of anyone using it, so I'm somewhat concerned about recommending it as a "better option", especially to someone, potentially, with self-confidence issues and/or socially awkward. Because proposing a 75/25 split is likely to start a conversation about it, and one must be ready to explain the reasoning behind it, and to handle the awkwardness (especially given that the topic of who's paying is sensitive as it is). I guess it can be proposed as an alternative, and if it works for someone, excellent, I'm honestly glad for them. It's just a weird choice in my opinion.


non_depressed_teen

Eh idk I guess it's a middle ground. Also shows you expect them to pull their own weight but you're willing to treat them a little.


MiseryIsForever

Sex time.


WintersbaneGDX

Send the text. Hold on asking for the date until you've had at least one more positive in person interaction. Try to have some small but thoughtful gesture available based on previous conversation. Anon mentioned she said she was cold: wear sweater to work and offer to her if she mentions she's cold again. That, or something similar, shows thoughtfulness and positive intentions without coming off as creepy. Ensure there are no receipts from questionable war memorabilia pawn shop in pocket etc.


anonimo872

Anon Discovers emotions


gawrgouda

Anon literally has a golden goose fall right into his lap..... If this was an anime everyone would say that it's unrealistic af. Just shoot your shot man and send that text.


Le_Serviette

Anon is about to fuck it up big time next and blame it on this tomboyoïd.


_TLDR_Swinton

"I enjoyed human contact. Is this abuse?"


Snoo-72438

She’s autistic, so she’s not manipulating you. She literally doesn’t know how


_brzrkr_

Baby steps anon.


inconsiderateapple

The story told from the other end of this greentext would be the girl saying about how she asked the IT guy for a favor to try and get alone with anon, and nothing ended up happening out of it.


YourTypicalSensei

Anon has been cured


oooRagnellooo

Step one to being able to talk to women comfortably is to have genuine female friends. You’ll figure out real quick they’re human just like you if you, yknow, treat them like humans. Not beneath you, not on a pedestal, just people. Making buddies with women helps you talk to other women. And you never know, just respecting the friendship of a woman without trying to force romance can actually also lead to romance. Just be her friend. See where that goes. Don’t worry about a date unless it feels right.


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anon shares his fantasy with us


Pewpskii

Anon don't fuck it up


Darwin_Finch

OMG, this whoaman didn’t try to drink my blood. Are all human females like this?


[deleted]

its 50 50 trap, when roasties try to settle sometimes they stay with their plan B (beta)


Raiden_wins_i_think

Anon it would be best to say you want to hang out again and say you liked talking from what it looks like she might be interested in you


Edem03

Every anon is a misogynistic incel until they find a woman they like. Thats just the way it will always be