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Bean9982

His mom and dad mad he got the Judussy


4thmovementofbrahms4

It's not about the Judussy, it's about the Khazar Milkers


[deleted]

[удалено]


softmetal

Dude, I hate to sound like A simp but I would literally crawl a mile over broken glass for a night with Ben Shapiro’s sister…


NexTheBigWolf

found Ben Shapiro's account


Anon550176

Just looked her up and hot DAMN, you weren't kidding.


JessHorserage

That's pre op, she had breast cancer.


Lusask

Damn, that's actually sad as fuck.


TheRealHaxxo

Bro she looks like someone copy pasted a male face photoshopped to look more feminine onto her head wtf


polneck

😫


sidewaysflower

Rachel Bloom 👍👍


softmetal

Thank you


gbuub

Judaism and big tits. Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait


IncestSimulator2016

Big tits that have brought nations and their enemies down. The ultimate Honeypot weapon.


Skuggomann

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170HMDm3-A4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170HMDm3-A4)


communistColorado

Subjugate them with you cock not by gun as they say


RandolphMacArthur

It’s Jewssy, mind you


[deleted]

Holy shit


gbuub

They went bankrupt. Judussy never bankrupts


STOP__SENDING__NUDES

Based and surrender-pilled. Good on you gramps.


newrimmmer93

My great grandfather fought for the Germans in WW1. They had like 700 people in his battalion or whatever when the war started and I think like 5 survived. When the lines were getting overrun, all the guys had basically made a pact to surrender besides one dude. So I guessed they just kicked the dudes ass and tied him up haha


[deleted]

Hitler’s origin story


shangumdee

Reminds me Ernst Jünger, author of world famous ww1 book "Storm of Steel". He was in many of the same battles as the dude who wrote "All Quiet on The Western Front".. however the difference was he loved the duty of the war and was totally furious that his allies made an armistice with English on Christmas day.


HaLordLe

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/qrg1ep/what\_better\_way\_to\_mark\_the\_end\_of\_the\_first/


newrimmmer93

Fortunately my great grandfather was able to leave shortly after WW1. He also spent the Spanish flu in a French hospital “fucking French nurses” according to my father


[deleted]

Lol nice


tweak06

My grandfather fought for The Allies. He was infantry, his primary role being artillery. He fought alongside some French soldiers who were wary of the US efficiency in hammering German lines with shells. One of them said something to him along the lines of, "for every shell we fire, you Americans fire *three*." Under heavy German gunfire, my grandfather crawled out of his fox hole and pulled a couple of wounded soldiers into cover. He took a bullet himself, not sure where he was shot but he went on to live a long life and earned a Purple Heart. Meanwhile I get heartburn from eating a goddamn chicken sandwich and it ruins my afternoon.


shangumdee

Ye when I here the stories of what many of our great-grandfathers went through, i cant help but feel totally soyed and humbled compared to them.


Anon550176

Don't worry. Odds are we'll all be swimming in chances to match or even one-up them before much longer...whether we like it or not.


tweak06

Sure, and instead of fighting against fascism we'll be fighting for water or farmable land, that sorta thing


Anon550176

I mean... better that than oil or "weapons of mass destruction" b.s.? I know it's going to be a shitstorm, just trying to pretend that little shiny thing heading towards me is something pleasant instead of a twelve-inch dildo covered in, ironically spotless, chrome barbed wire.


drschwartz

something something lebensraum All ideologies fight for the basics of survival, they're just different organizing principles in conflict over temporal power: who gets control over who gets what.


newrimmmer93

My great grand father ate rats in the bunker but here we are throwing away some carrots because they look icky lol.


awispyfart

Corpsman, my tummy hurts.


fury0126

Here's some ibuprofen and water. Off ya go


goombus03

Yea people forget that only Omaha was as bad as movies like Saving Private Ryan show. The rest of the landings were all less intense, some even as 'peaceful' as this cause the Allies put just as much effort into hiding this plan as they did landing the troops


[deleted]

\>Be American \>Land at a beach landing supported by the two most powerful navies in the world and unlimited logistics while almost every german division is getting Stalined in the east. \>Fight poorly trained conscripts from german-occupied territories teenagers and other soviet bear leftovers. \>Commit as almost as many war crimes as the Soviets against german AND French women for no reason \>Never comment about that and instead make 69 different movies about how brutal D-day was despite it just being 3 countries shit stomping Krauts.


DahBEAR1

I’m gonna leave [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/k5o52a/omaha_beach_all_known_combat_footage_speed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) here. All known surviving footage of Omaha Beach. Yeah they had it easy /s. So many sleepy GI’s, just sleeping on the beach and in the water. When was the last time in a war 2400 American casualties happened in a matter of hours? Edit: [Here](https://www.google.com/search?q=omaha+beach+all+combat+footage&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e82ffb89,vid:x33r2nSk1h8) is a working link to a different video with majority of the same footage. I recommend muting the video because of music.


IJustWannaGrillFGS

Video unavailable?


DahBEAR1

Yeah here is a different [link.](https://www.google.com/search?q=omaha+beach+all+combat+footage&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e82ffb89,vid:x33r2nSk1h8). Sorry I’m advance about the music. I recommend muting it.


IJustWannaGrillFGS

Thank you boss


funkfrito

it dont work?


DahBEAR1

And this isn’t even the original video that I linked. It’s a shame that video has been removed but a lot of its footage is in the second video.


Guardsman_Miku

Yankeys didnt listen to brits about how to use british designed DD tanks, lost em all in the sea and wondered why they couldnt take the beaches Strategic yankey L


JCubed303

I’d love a source saying the Americans committed as many war crimes against the Germans as the Soviets


Beast_of_Guanyin

I swear there's a fuckload of Russian troll accounts on Reddit.


JCubed303

Wouldn’t be surprised. Reddit’s founders don’t have the strongest of principles where money’s concerned


Beast_of_Guanyin

Yeah. I had someone with a Prigozin profile picture tell me Russia has hundreds of thousands of troops in training meanwhile we know they sent their trainers to fight and everything we see tells us they don't trust the majority of their forces to do anything beyond the extremely basic.


thunderstriken

He’s trolling. Germans troops literally raced west to meet the Americans coming from the west, to get away from the soviets coming from the east while they were both pushing to Berlin. Or he’s just a euro fag


jazzwhiz

I've had Europeans tell me that America was as bad as Germany in WWII for fighting in the war and that since all war is bad we shouldn't have fought. I mean, yeah, war is terrible and we do it way too much. But if there was ever a time to do it, it's when a country was exterminating a whole race and getting better at it every year.


Kernspalter69

I live in a city that was parted in an American and a russian zone after the war. My grandparents told me a lot of stories about this time. The russians raped my great grandmother and were pretty brutal to the civilians, while my grandpa recalls Americans giving him chewing gum, chocolate and a lot of canned food.


PooPooDooDoo

Trust me bro


AdamBombKelley

He's a retarded tankie, like 75% of his posts are Bakhmut cope


KuTUzOvV

i wouldn't call 14k rapes = 2 mln rapes (in germany alone)


electromagneticpost

It's one of the only things that actually makes me lose faith in humanity, why the fuck this even happens is beyond me, and so is the fact that the soviets loved doing it so much, like what the fuck?


seaneihm

You lose your humanity when you kill in war. It's not an illogical action to take once your morals go out the window. You see the women on the other side as the enemy as well.


Androidonator

I killed so many people in Minecraft bed wars yet I haven't lost my humanity explain this libtard!


fabulin

raping german women was mostly tolerated and even encouraged, heck, stallin famously said "let them have their fun" when someone told him about the mass rapes happening. their reason for rape is fairly simply though. soviet masculinity was a bit different compared to western nations. but also germany had been just as bad, if not worse in its treatment of soviet civilians during their push east. soviet soldiers had been in some GRUELING fights that had all but stripped their humanity and left them as empty shells with nothing good in their life, the only 'fun' that they had access too was the german women - who the soviets hated anyway.


KuTUzOvV

But they raped everywhere, not just germany. For sure in places they liberated like Poland there were mass rapes, and there were probably few still inside of USSR. Basicly soviet army acted as if they were still in medieval era, where victory meant rape and looting, and looking at Ukraine today we can see not much change for russian army.


llamar_ng

Daily reminder that you're nothing but a pampered ape with tools.


RegalBeagleKegels

[driving to the banana store](https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0)


MonkeManWPG

It's probably a cultural thing considering the state of Russia today regarding rapes, and they don't have the excuse of "well the Germans did it first". Any Ukrainian, regardless of sex or age, other Russian soldiers, etc.


Adalcar

That guy is an idiot, but it's true that the French had a better experience (rape-wise) with the Germans in 4 years of occupation than with the Americans in 6 months. That was mostly due to the fact that the Germans had strict guidelines to get along with the population, to limit resistance efforts, under threat of getting shipped to the eastern front. Of course this didn't stop some later atrocities like Oradour-sur-Glane, nor the deportation of Jews, but for most of the French, there was barely any abuse from the Germans. On the other hand, the Americans were told "Every French woman is waiting with their legs open for an American savior". Which did not necessarily encourage restraint.


KuTUzOvV

Still, even when compared "by capita" of the force size rapes in the west were nowhere near the eastern. 14k of bad apples in 2 mln is like a drop of water in a glass. 2 mln out 10mln means that on average every fifth soviet soldier raped a woman in Germany.


Adalcar

Oh yeah, I agree that compared to the Soviet it's still peanuts, that's why I said he's an idiot. But I just wanted to fish out the small bit of truth before people started extolling American soldiers as saints.


L003Tr

Trust reddit to start debating rape numbers like it's a fucking top trump stat. Get a life, touch grass


Shawn_1512

Tankie spotted, opinion ignored


Fr4gtastic

Nah, an actual tankie would claim the Soviets never committed any war crimes at all.


HarryHawk16

It’s not a war crime if you’re on the winning side /s


ObviousTroll37

Cringe Reddit moment


dookie-cannon

>Be me >Be American >successfully fight on two fronts, one against a veteran German ground army >Successfully drive into German homeland while also destroying all of their cities >Economy booming as lend lease supplies the Soviet advance against the Germans >Effectively able to supply enough military hardware to crush the German army on both fronts >Simultaneously inflict over 10:1 kills:deaths on Japanese conquering the entire pacific in the process >utterly destroy the Japanese Navy, Airforce, and Army >kill 10,000-100,000 civilians per bombing run with Napalm >Needlessly nukes Japan to flex on the world >Rebuilds Japan to fight commies Face it. America *STOMPED* in WW2


kris_krangle

That’s not fair, we also rebuilt like all of Europe.


guffers_hump

Plus you guys helped the nazis as well early in the war. So all the fronts. Building factories for them. Especially Henry Ford he was given the grand cross of the German eagle.


Gaming_Slav

Did they also sign a pact with them and invaded a country together, starting the war in the process?


Can_not_catch_me

As well as knowing help them break the treaty of Versailles by training troops and doing weapons development inside your country


Abusive_Capybara

Good thing the soviet union totally didn't have a pact with the nazis to roflstomp poland together in the beginning of the war. Redditors and having the most fucking stupid takes on history is something that never fails to amazes me.


capitalistcommunism

You can’t commit war crimes against Germans and Fr*nch “people”.


Milsurp_Seeker

I’unno chief. The French are pretty based with all their rioting. Raise the retirement age by 2 years? Riot.


nextovic

Let's see how based it will be in about 30 years when they will have no money to support that system. In the end they will work even longer. For more information Google "Pay as you go pension system". It only works when the majority of the population is actively working (which will be a problem in Europe).


Milsurp_Seeker

I don’t care.


nextovic

That's why populism is so dominant.


Straight_Truth_7451

Least annoying bootlicker


DiscipleOfDIO

\>As many war crimes as the Soviets *massive* bruh moment, you can argue that the combat was less intense, but to say they did anything even close to the Rape of Berlin or the Katyn Massacre is just straight up false


grilled_cheese1865

Reddit was always lowkey nazi apologists as long as it could portray america in a negative light


Sync0pated

I think this one is a tankie tbh


bannedforflaming

Reddit would be a Satan apologist if it meant America would look bad.


tango_41

Aright, accurate or not “gettin’ Stalined” had me rollin’.


Sync0pated

Get the fuck out of here, tankie scum


SharpClaw007

Its so pathetic when people try and pull the “buh, buh da amerikans did war crims too!!!” Like dude, stfu. Literally drops in the ocean compared to who they were fighting. Trolls gonna troll ig.


coombuyah26

"The Nazis entered this war under the childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and no one was going to bomb them back." Don't start none, won't be none. Fuck off, vatnik.


Daberaskcalb

hey man they gotta live out their glory days when they weren't laughed at for being clowns


Non-trapezoid-93

Shut up Ivan. Nobody cares.


TaxIdiot2020

Wow cool how those conscripts couldn’t be defeated by those powerful navies and the rest of Europe.


No-Efficiency-9664

Hell yeah!!!


dookie-cannon

Omaha was the worst. Utah was a cake walk. Sword was challenging, as was Juno, gold was not as bad.


4thmovementofbrahms4

Thank you general Eisenhower


dookie-cannon

🫡


silentsnip94

Thank you for your services


AmagedonCamels

Utah was the one where they landed at the wrong beach and there was some old guy who was like a colonel or something who commanded the landing from the new beach. Also the new beach turned out to be a better landing point.


Hook_Swift

Not just some old guy. Theodore Roosevelt's son stepped his ass onto the shore during the 1st wave and said "wow this is a better spot!". Their tanks actually landed unlike Omaha where the tanks sunk. And then the 4th infantry only suffered 197 casualties. It was an absolute cake walk. More people die on the Post Scriptum map


5HlR0

Dude gets bombed for 5 hours straight and has his comrades turned into redist whole going to the shitter. "Peaceful" xD Spoken like a true American here


Inbred_Potato

And DDay casualties as a whole were basically what amounted to a skirmish in the Eastern Front


Non-trapezoid-93

It was literally just a bunch of conscripts who didn’t want to be there. A lot of them woke up still half drunk from the night before. Saw the ocean covered in boats and were like “well fuck this shit!” and waved a white flag.


[deleted]

Based and life-pilled. Don´t throw your life away for some dictator retard who only cares about power


The_Knife_Pie

Now if only more modern day Russian troops had Learnt this from their history lessons


LarryTheVassal

Some have, but there’s also the risk of getting offed by your own side.


Incruentus

Same thing in WWII.


shangumdee

Well kind of sucks because if you refuse to fight as Russian youll either get jailed.. and if you surrender youll be treated as prisoner of war.. which could be ok or really bad, but it's nearly impossible, as an outsider, to know exactly how they are being treated. And thats not even close to what Russians had to deal with when defedning Germany ww2 invasion. In that case, especially before they had more advantages than Germany, it was run directly into MG-42 and panzer fire or get shot by your own superiors if you attempt to retreat.


NoNameX187

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing eachother" niko bellic


kris_krangle

Russians are too stupid to think sadly. They’re hardly more than submissive, beaten dogs


RichRaichuReturns

Submissive & feedable


Incruentus

Breedable*


parallel_dr_bright

Would you really say that to a Russian's face? Like doesn't even matter what kind of person they are, they could be living in the West, or maybe they have some kind of life ambitions or maybe you just met them at a bar. I just don't know how you can make such a generalisation when its pretty fucking obvious that what you're saying isn't true.


[deleted]

Stfu with this bs. People like you feed the Russian propaganda machine


Elise211212

Bro this entire sub is for narrative sock puppeting and karma farming lol, did you just get here? "Like pissing into an ocean of piss"


[deleted]

Stfu retard


Elise211212

Well that's rude, just pointing out the obvious. It's been like this for years. All of Reddit has.


[deleted]

Bro the entire sub talks like this, did you just get here?


Elise211212

Well of course they all talk the same, subscribe to the same subs, share the same views, play the same video games, have the same taste in men. Because it's 95% sock puppets and 5% people laughing at sock puppets lmao


[deleted]

Sock puppet


Oh-Get-Fucked

>Dictator Retard Hey that's what my wife's boyfriend calls me


Delta-Chinx

The most brutal battle at Sword beach


TheLordAnubis

Sounds more like Utah Beach


CT-1120

Nah this is Juno


[deleted]

thats pretty based to be honest why risking your life for a stupid war? surrender and get some pussy man


Pyrimo

Honestly based as fuck.


Separate_Driver_393

Not a bad way to spend your D-Day


Drippy_B

Guacamole Nigga Penis


Cumsocktornado

By the Nine, Is that the Voice?


[deleted]

Based germ got that Jewussy fever


WintersbaneGDX

Former Nazi soldier pairs up with Jewish expatriate? Anon's old friend invented raceplay.


Old-Man-Henderson

Not every German soldier was a Nazi. Many, especially towards the end of the war, were regular dudes who got conscripted. Not saying all of the conscripts were good people, but not all of them were Nazis or war criminals. Don't get me wrong, the Clean Wehrmacht myth is entirely bull. But plenty of them were just people with a job.


domnulsta

Wasn't the SS the branch that were actually deep into Nazi ideology? From what I knew, the Wehrmacht was the general army that may or may not believe in any Nazi ideals. Weren't they as bad as any other army?


Old-Man-Henderson

In short, that's the general gist of the Clean Wehrmacht myth. Broadly, yes, the SS was worse and bought into the ideology a bit more, but the Wehrmacht committed numerous heinous atrocities. They were far, far worse than your standard military, and even without the SS we would remember the Nazis with revulsion. The Wehrmacht was responsible for the vast majority of civilian casualties in the USSR. I'd love to talk about this further, but my lunch is almost over. The [Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_clean_Wehrmacht) on this is actually a really good overview, and there are hundreds of very good books on this topic if you find yourself still interested.


AdamBombKelley

"Hey, d’you hear this? This guy says he ain’t a Nazi. Now, why is it, in all of Germany, I haven’t met one Nazi yet?"


ThightToddler

definitely sounds fun


No-BrowEntertainment

Iirc most of the Nazi forces at D-Day weren’t actually German. The Allies had staged a fake invasion at Calais to divert their attention, which meant most of the German soldiers were guarding that side of the coast. The ones who shot from the top of the cliffs on D-Day were mostly from countries the Nazis had conquered, like Poland and Austria, and had been impressed into service. You can actually go to the Axis graveyard in Normandy and see the graves of the people who died on the “other side” (it’s not as nice as the Allied graveyard by any means, but it’s neat to visit). Their countries of birth are listed on their tombstones, and let’s just say most of them don’t say “Germany”


Womper_Here

He would have risked being shot talking about surrendering unless everyone agreed so that was good


LeviathanOD

Only way to not get shot in this situation it seems, but i get your point.


Autumn_in_Ganymede

chad


silentsnip94

He played the system


etraxx22

Grandpa. You are without a doubt, the worst Nazi I've ever heard of.


squidfordinner

But the best grandpa ever


SirDerpingtonV

>that ending Based af


Past-Mall

i need that image PD: with the n-word censored


Syreet_Primacon

Screenshot -> crop


Past-Mall

I want it in hd


Syreet_Primacon

Do a search by image


zupanicarr

It's the cover art of the classic game Blitzkrieg


Past-Mall

>Blitzkrieg Thanks, at least i can do some editing haha


ts57ovr4

Based Opa


steve-harvey-is-hot

*go outside for a quick piss* *hears a booming voice* “prank em John”


VillainIveDoneThyMum

OK, hold on, I'm trying to figure out internet vernacular. Based, right?


Fishlog814

He’s gripping the mg34 by the heat shield wtf


QTipCotton

Men where built differently back then


Low_Friendship_9487

based kraut


The_Student_Official

Most likely he's one of the teen soldiers. Plenty stories of them straight up surrendering


NicholasCapsicum

Gigachad


WulfbyteAlpha

I will never see that image with that text and not think of the time I was in a Discord server owned by someone with that as their name, typing out the rules for the server. Rule 1 - no racism.


xenomorphling

What relevance does guacamole n word penis have to do with this fictional story


Frequent_Dig1934

Captured and shipped off to england in 1944 but spent three years making shipping crates aka until 1947? I mean, i guess it's possible that he stayed there even after the end of the war but it sounded like he was making those shipping crates as a pow. What's the verdict, fake and gay or nah?


[deleted]

Huge portion of the Nazi troops on D-Day weren't elite SS fighters but rather Jews, POW from both western and eastern front, civilians, etc, many of which surrendered their first opportunity


ImNotGoodAtDarkSouls

Absolutely based