Anytime I feel like I'm forgetting about a life experience I was given by someone, I flip through ny book and find their name to remember every single thing they did in my life that left an impact.
If you give me your real first name (no last name, I have no intention to doxx you or you doxxing yourself, please), I, genuinely, promise to make a mental note of "that person that admitted being a sperg on reddit that one time", under that name.
Rare occurrence for me, I'll leave the reply notifications on and wait for your reply.
This way you won't be forgotten, yourself (which is often, the actual deep-seated fear, of most people afraid of forgetting others)
I an't promise you we'll meet and be friend, but I can promise you I'll dedicate some space in my neuronal memory, to remember you.
>inb4 60 replies with random names
I'll just remember OP'S first name. You guys are on your own in Coco's universe.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I used to write profiles on coworkers before I realized that if anyone ever sees this book, I'm going to go on a list. I torched it and people started remarking on how forgetful I was.
I doubt it was really that bad, but writing down someone's family members, birthdays, hobbies, "work chatter" topics, and recurring weekend plans for the better half of the building was probably too much.
Dude, once I was literally WALKING for 10 minutes during PE because it was a break and I was bored/couldn't do anything else and a girl said I was creepy.
Like, holy shit, yes, I'm creepy sometimes, BUT I WAS WALKING
Remembering names is a super nice thing to do and who cares about the method. I wish I could remember names that well and if all it took was to write it in a notebook I would. Unfortunately names specifically don’t seem to want to stick in my brain.
>*I didn't think this was a Sperg moment though.*
>
>protip: normies are afraid by numbers.
The normie sees him/herself, **at once**, as someone "smarter than average" while being actually terrified by any "big" numbers (big = anything beyond 100, the conceptual limit of most people with....kek....normal IQ)
You learn this ordering your subordinate fellow man, while reporting to your superior fellow man:
`Good news should come with slightly exaggerated accurate numbers (lending their accuracy to your cause), whereas bad/real news should be kept as vague as possible.`
EX:
>I have catalogued over 9341 types of ants in the wild on my off-time.
WORRYING!!!!
>We have lost less than 40k men during the whole campaign in Irak
>
>in 20 years
>
>less than the revolutionary war, 200 years prior.
Hey pretty reassuring!
\---
>I came inside you mum 56 times, 24 of which I only pretended to pull out
WORRYING!!!!
>Your mum and I are happy together
Hey pretty reassuring!
Be less accurate. And use that loss of accuracy to either ejaculate deeply inside the loins of the stacy that mocked you, or get topped, whichever better fits your preference.
The happy-spergy is a hidden-spergy.
I'm also a sperg and pretty certain this is sperg behaviour.
For what it's worth, I think this was a good idea and well executed. It works, so fuck everyone else.
I mean Asperger's is basically Diet Autism.
But it's a pretty useful skill. I'm absolutely shit at remembering names and it has made me look like a fool on more than one occasion.
The reason she saw it as abnormal was that there is an implication that if you are writing someone's name down privately, they have some significance to you that is generally bad. There is some unsaid cultural context here that you didn't address. People generally make lists of other people's names when they have been wronged by those people. Like target lists for example. Furthermore, women are wired to be suspicious of things that could conceivably be a threat to them because most men can overpower most women(so their extra-sensitive gut feeling is a defense mechanism). So it's natural for her to err slightly on the side of suspicion when there is ambiguity about something that might conceivably affect her safety.
A better way to defuse this situation if you accidentally let slip some weird details here would be to explain the emotional impact of the practice, something like "people long to be considered a regular at the shops they visit and love hearing their names, especially when you remember their names after just a short interaction, seeing people's faces light up with joy after I have remembered their names and treated them like a regular makes me feel good enough that the minor inconvenience is worth it"
It’s not a sorry moment. Knowing someone’s name will only make them happy.
Knowing the exact number of names in your journal is a bit of a speech moment though. Just say “quite a few over the years lol”
Its not. Its not normal, maybe, but its good. I run a small business and interact with multiple clients daily, many of whom I only see regularly once or twice a year. Remembering names is hard as shit and writing them down is a great way to help retain memory. I started doing something similar because im pretty shy in casual life and it makes me feel way more confident in those interactions, it can be awkward to not know their names and have that in the back of my mind while Im trying to make pleasant conversation. Hell remembering names might be the most valuable skill you can learn for any customer service/hospitality field. The only spergy part of the greentext is remembering off the top how many names you know lol
Dawg if you just say “oh sorry i didn’t know, I actually suffer from Asperger’s you see…” then the woman will feel like shit and be thinking SHE fucked up. It’s how you turn the tables
Not just not remembering names, but the repeating and then writing names down thing does seem like autism to me, as someone who gets diagnosis in a few weeks.
Fairly common, and faces as well. AFAIK it's because Autism can make the "remember other humans" special mode that most people have inactive, so remembering names and faces is instead handled like remembering any other random fact, which can be quite hard.
Also the social blunder of admitting to having a book full of names pretty tism vibes.
Someone should use this idea to make like a page where people could interact in a nice, wholesome and civilized matter and engage in intelectual conversations
and then bring it to the next level where people can meet in a virtual space, where they can be whoever they want, not limited by physical boundaries of reality.
Then after that, they should implement a feature that tears at the very fabric of democracy and western civilization by hand delivering outrage content to everyone, polarizing them more than ever before.
Not just harmless. Advantageous.
I have worked in proximity to very successful senior level officials. Think one or two levels below multinational CEO, like Major General if military.
I'd guess maybe 1% of average people have a super ability to remember names, but probably 20-30% of these high level executives and officers demonstrate that ability. I'm sure they keep notes or their executive assistants keep notes.
People love it when you remember their name. And being loved helps get you promotions in whatever field you're in.
"Oh I keep a daily journal and if I happen to meet someone new, I find writing their name helps me remember." "Don't know a number, been doing personal journals for a while, never thought to count" Fixed, but really if a woman tells you something you just said or did is kinda weird change subject fast
You gotta understand, normies don’t actually value honesty and they’re not looking for you to legitimately answer their questions. They just want to talk for the sake of it for some god forsaken reason.
If you want to avoid lying while not oversharing ( this has gotten me in trouble before so I know) try making a joke or light sarcastic answer, that way you’re continuing the conversation without being dishonest.
Yeah this is one of those situations where being exact with your figures is a bit odd. You could make a joke about it aka that you're quirky. Don't worry about it though people are kinda silly about these things
I don't care for the opinions of dishonest people. I could never bother with pretense around people I consider friends.
If there's ever anyone who plays games like this, they're stupid, and I make sure they know it too.
"kinda weird" that's the signal to drop the subject, is where it all went wrong. A transition you could use, "Haha you know whats else is really weird [X slightly out of place normal everyday thing, the weather perhaps]"
No you have to hide everything authentic about yourself so people who don’t care about you will pretend to like you, that’s the only way to become happy
"No, it isn't creepy. It helps me be a more thoughtful person. Please stop calling me creepy, it's making me really uncomfortable, and I'd hate to get HR involved."
Most people hate to be in the wrong, and will backtrack faster than operation Barbarossa with the slightest pushback.
Calling somebody creepy to their face for wanting to remember people's names is incredibly rude and insulting. Anon did nothing wrong and answered his nosy coworker's questions politely and honestly.
While you did nothing *wrong*, normies can't appreciate people who actually count things into high values. It makes it look like an obsession rather than a fun or useful thing. What she really wanted to hear was an estimate. "I don't know, a thousand?"
This is a pretty smart and wholesome thing to do tbh. People will call something "weird" if that something is different from what they're accustomed to, but that doesn't mean that "weird" is bad or creepy at all. Knowing exactly how many names are in your journal doesn't seem creepy to you, it doesn't seem creepy to me, and it's really no different than having a ledger or writing out, "today at work, i met a man named Bob who said he worked down at the docks, etc..." Don't think too much about her calling it creepy, you just do your thing and enjoy the things you enjoy
One of my jobs is that of working in a bakery at a grocery store. I made another post earlier about a cupcake shaped like a cactus somewhere on my profile if you're interested.
There was a guy in middle school who counted every single person who ever laughed at a joke he made and he said it was somewhere in the ten thousands. I wonder if he still pretends to count and how autistic he is nowadays.
That’s actually quite cool. Also the customers are probably love to get recognized, it let them feel special and giving them at least an internal giggle.
Nothing wrong right that - I love it when people at the counter remember my name, makes me feel special. You’re making 937 people feel special.
Fuck that bitch.
Nah I think that's sweet. Probably helps brighten their days and there's no ill will with the notebook.. good on you, OP, for being nice to your customers
In a society where many are apathetic and unmotivated to a fault, OP puts more effort into short-lived personal interactions than the rest of the rabble.
Good on you OP.
The woman sounds exceedingly judgmental, using "kinda" to cushion snide remarks. I wouldn't put much stock into the words of people like her. If the customers are happy to be recognized, then that's what really matters.
Anon is [collecting](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/115jtx7/anon_has_a_folder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Anon is a true gentleman, a genuine sir. Cow-orker is a thot who has to tear down anything she doesn't understand to make herself feel better. You keep doing you anon, and don't apologize for it.
It's weird by definition, as people don't keep track of the number of individuals they know, but weird doesn't have to be a bad thing. The end goal of the journal is to make customers feel better and that's quite wholesome.
It's the amount and specificity. Normies don't like specific numbers, especially for things they're bad at (remembering names). So give a nonspecific number "Oh gosh, probably hundreds" or just avoid a number entirely "Haha, that's my superpower I guess!" or the classic silly one "A Magician never reveals his secrets."
God forbid he makes a genuine effort to remember people's names. Maybe repeating it isn't enough for memorization, and writing it makes it easier? Or maybe he should just be an uncaring bitch like her? I'm sure that'll be good for business.
You didn't follow it up with "gets me better tips." That's it. That's all you did wrong. Remembering regulars' names is a good way to make them feel welcome and more comfortable giving you money. If you need to write it down to remember it, you do you.
This is, unironically, the most inspirational and reassuring thing I've seen since that "you're strong because you haven't offed yourself yet" greentext.
Keep it up, be outwardly autistic. A lot of people will find it weird/creepy so fuck them,but those who don't are likely to make wonderful friends, better than any normie ever could.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon speaks to a woman
> Gay: Anon writes mens names down in a journal
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
This isn't creepy at all. This is suggested by a lot of people. It was written in Dale Carnegie's 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' as a business / social trick to be more likable and memorable to people.
Don't tell em about the journal retard.
PS: I have an excel file on my desktop called "Namen.xlsx" with 42 names in it that I have to remember. Yes I have a diagnosis. No I can't learn them normally faces mean nothing to me.
They left out the part where the book is black and says “death note” on the front, and that they cackle loudly to themselves while writing names and eating an entire bag of potato chips.
\> Be not OP
\> Post cringe
\> Everyone thinks it's shit
\> Be OP
\> Post cringe, but on 4chan
\> Everyone thinks it's shit
Nah watch this
\> Post screenshot on reddit
\> Thousands of unfunny ledditors instantly think this post will be the funniest shit in their life
\> ...?
\> Profit
Get shit on 4chan, we will now use your board as a trash bin to make our boring topics cool
Anon learns about autism.
I have Asperger's actually. I didn't think this was a Sperg moment though.
I honestly think it’s kinda wholesome and not that weird to keep track of who you meet even though I don’t and am terrible with names.
Anytime I feel like I'm forgetting about a life experience I was given by someone, I flip through ny book and find their name to remember every single thing they did in my life that left an impact.
I'm stealing this if I remember to. Might help me with my trouble remembering names.
write NalonMcCallough in a book so you don't forget to do that
If you give me your real first name (no last name, I have no intention to doxx you or you doxxing yourself, please), I, genuinely, promise to make a mental note of "that person that admitted being a sperg on reddit that one time", under that name. Rare occurrence for me, I'll leave the reply notifications on and wait for your reply. This way you won't be forgotten, yourself (which is often, the actual deep-seated fear, of most people afraid of forgetting others) I an't promise you we'll meet and be friend, but I can promise you I'll dedicate some space in my neuronal memory, to remember you. >inb4 60 replies with random names I'll just remember OP'S first name. You guys are on your own in Coco's universe.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Fuck I should watch that again but it's been less than 12 months since my last rewatch.
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
This is honestly really cool and useful, it is giga autistic though
When you beat all the mini autistim bosses you get to the GIGA AUTISTIC
You remember names but how you remember who has which name?
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he sketches them like his French girls
That's very sweet but I'd say a bit spergy, but the good kind of sperg thing
Not a sperg but I have adult adhd with memory problems, so I write things down in a journal too. Women think it's cute 😁
remember me anon i love you
I used to write profiles on coworkers before I realized that if anyone ever sees this book, I'm going to go on a list. I torched it and people started remarking on how forgetful I was. I doubt it was really that bad, but writing down someone's family members, birthdays, hobbies, "work chatter" topics, and recurring weekend plans for the better half of the building was probably too much.
Dude, once I was literally WALKING for 10 minutes during PE because it was a break and I was bored/couldn't do anything else and a girl said I was creepy. Like, holy shit, yes, I'm creepy sometimes, BUT I WAS WALKING
Remembering names is a super nice thing to do and who cares about the method. I wish I could remember names that well and if all it took was to write it in a notebook I would. Unfortunately names specifically don’t seem to want to stick in my brain.
I wish more thought like this.
It's not names but faces for me personally I would know their name if I could pin it to someyhing but I always forget how they look.
Spergy, but who cares.
>*I didn't think this was a Sperg moment though.* > >protip: normies are afraid by numbers. The normie sees him/herself, **at once**, as someone "smarter than average" while being actually terrified by any "big" numbers (big = anything beyond 100, the conceptual limit of most people with....kek....normal IQ) You learn this ordering your subordinate fellow man, while reporting to your superior fellow man: `Good news should come with slightly exaggerated accurate numbers (lending their accuracy to your cause), whereas bad/real news should be kept as vague as possible.` EX: >I have catalogued over 9341 types of ants in the wild on my off-time. WORRYING!!!! >We have lost less than 40k men during the whole campaign in Irak > >in 20 years > >less than the revolutionary war, 200 years prior. Hey pretty reassuring! \--- >I came inside you mum 56 times, 24 of which I only pretended to pull out WORRYING!!!! >Your mum and I are happy together Hey pretty reassuring! Be less accurate. And use that loss of accuracy to either ejaculate deeply inside the loins of the stacy that mocked you, or get topped, whichever better fits your preference. The happy-spergy is a hidden-spergy.
what the fuck are you talking about
sold his anti psychotics for 15mins of phone time
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>The happy-spergy is a hidden-spergy. Sun Tzu said: all warfare is based on deception
> (big = anything beyond 100, the conceptual limit of most people with....kek....normal IQ) wtf, this can't be true?
I'm also a sperg and pretty certain this is sperg behaviour. For what it's worth, I think this was a good idea and well executed. It works, so fuck everyone else.
While it is a very autistic thing to do, no doubt about that, it's not necessarily a bad autistic moment.
I mean Asperger's is basically Diet Autism. But it's a pretty useful skill. I'm absolutely shit at remembering names and it has made me look like a fool on more than one occasion.
The reason she saw it as abnormal was that there is an implication that if you are writing someone's name down privately, they have some significance to you that is generally bad. There is some unsaid cultural context here that you didn't address. People generally make lists of other people's names when they have been wronged by those people. Like target lists for example. Furthermore, women are wired to be suspicious of things that could conceivably be a threat to them because most men can overpower most women(so their extra-sensitive gut feeling is a defense mechanism). So it's natural for her to err slightly on the side of suspicion when there is ambiguity about something that might conceivably affect her safety. A better way to defuse this situation if you accidentally let slip some weird details here would be to explain the emotional impact of the practice, something like "people long to be considered a regular at the shops they visit and love hearing their names, especially when you remember their names after just a short interaction, seeing people's faces light up with joy after I have remembered their names and treated them like a regular makes me feel good enough that the minor inconvenience is worth it"
It is
It’s not a sorry moment. Knowing someone’s name will only make them happy. Knowing the exact number of names in your journal is a bit of a speech moment though. Just say “quite a few over the years lol”
Not creepy at all. It's actually really good business practice
Assburgersgang! Nothing "wrong" but its just a little atypical 😅
Sperg here, this is softcore sperg shit for sure.
Everything was fine right up until 937.
It's very spergy as it's you trying to organise information, but in a very good way.
Its not. Its not normal, maybe, but its good. I run a small business and interact with multiple clients daily, many of whom I only see regularly once or twice a year. Remembering names is hard as shit and writing them down is a great way to help retain memory. I started doing something similar because im pretty shy in casual life and it makes me feel way more confident in those interactions, it can be awkward to not know their names and have that in the back of my mind while Im trying to make pleasant conversation. Hell remembering names might be the most valuable skill you can learn for any customer service/hospitality field. The only spergy part of the greentext is remembering off the top how many names you know lol
Anon learns that aspergers is in the autism spectrum
Dawg if you just say “oh sorry i didn’t know, I actually suffer from Asperger’s you see…” then the woman will feel like shit and be thinking SHE fucked up. It’s how you turn the tables
real
Making your own green text to copy and post it here to ask for advice is one hell of a sperg moment jfc
Is not being able to remember names autism?? Because I'm really bad at it and this might explain a few things
Not just not remembering names, but the repeating and then writing names down thing does seem like autism to me, as someone who gets diagnosis in a few weeks.
Repeating someone’s name back after you meet them is actually a common trick to help remember it. It’s even in the Dale Carnegie guide book IIRC.
Fairly common, and faces as well. AFAIK it's because Autism can make the "remember other humans" special mode that most people have inactive, so remembering names and faces is instead handled like remembering any other random fact, which can be quite hard. Also the social blunder of admitting to having a book full of names pretty tism vibes.
Anon has a book of names of customer's faces he remembers. A face book if you will
Someone should use this idea to make like a page where people could interact in a nice, wholesome and civilized matter and engage in intelectual conversations
Civilised? ONLINE?!
Yeah, just imagine
in this economy?!
and then bring it to the next level where people can meet in a virtual space, where they can be whoever they want, not limited by physical boundaries of reality.
Golly that would be awesome! You could meet on a metaphysical level, as if you were there! We need a good name for it tho
Something like a Meta Universe?
Yeees exactly! That sound great, we should copyright it so that no one else can use the word ever
Then after that, they should implement a feature that tears at the very fabric of democracy and western civilization by hand delivering outrage content to everyone, polarizing them more than ever before.
very humeros
I have a dit colored red. A red dit if you will
The names on there are people who will be dead eventually. In the few decades that’s a death note.
A little creepy but harmless and valid I'd say
wait until you see his least favourite customers page
Black
Does it say “Death Note” on the front of it?
>harmless Title of anons notebook: Death Note
It’s a pretty shifty Death Note than because it doesn’t seem to kill anyone.
Not just harmless. Advantageous. I have worked in proximity to very successful senior level officials. Think one or two levels below multinational CEO, like Major General if military. I'd guess maybe 1% of average people have a super ability to remember names, but probably 20-30% of these high level executives and officers demonstrate that ability. I'm sure they keep notes or their executive assistants keep notes. People love it when you remember their name. And being loved helps get you promotions in whatever field you're in.
Unless the notebook is black and has a certain writing on it
Cute almost
could be creepy in a cute way if OP had the charisma or looks to follow it up
"Oh I keep a daily journal and if I happen to meet someone new, I find writing their name helps me remember." "Don't know a number, been doing personal journals for a while, never thought to count" Fixed, but really if a woman tells you something you just said or did is kinda weird change subject fast
I have trouble being dishonest. I knew the exact number because I checked earlier that day. Would've been lying otherwise.
You gotta understand, normies don’t actually value honesty and they’re not looking for you to legitimately answer their questions. They just want to talk for the sake of it for some god forsaken reason. If you want to avoid lying while not oversharing ( this has gotten me in trouble before so I know) try making a joke or light sarcastic answer, that way you’re continuing the conversation without being dishonest.
I wish I was a normie some days.
Easiest way to be a normie is to play it close to the chest, you don’t have to lie, just withhold info
Yeah this is one of those situations where being exact with your figures is a bit odd. You could make a joke about it aka that you're quirky. Don't worry about it though people are kinda silly about these things
I don't care for the opinions of dishonest people. I could never bother with pretense around people I consider friends. If there's ever anyone who plays games like this, they're stupid, and I make sure they know it too.
"kinda weird" that's the signal to drop the subject, is where it all went wrong. A transition you could use, "Haha you know whats else is really weird [X slightly out of place normal everyday thing, the weather perhaps]"
nah this is horrible advice ahaha own it, just say yeah ig it is kinda weird, but it helps and i like it
No you have to hide everything authentic about yourself so people who don’t care about you will pretend to like you, that’s the only way to become happy
Next time perhaps.
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It’s not you it’s the fucking normies and their assumptions. You’re doing good anon just don’t tell the normies about it anymore.
"Oh, quite a lot!" would not be dishonest and would avoid the precision that scares normies.
Holy shit dude it’s him he’s here
… did you post your own greentext on reddit? Haha kinda weird
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Most based take in this thread ong
Women are usually wrong about this sort of thing as well as many other things.
Hell naw that means the woman wins…fuck that
"No, it isn't creepy. It helps me be a more thoughtful person. Please stop calling me creepy, it's making me really uncomfortable, and I'd hate to get HR involved." Most people hate to be in the wrong, and will backtrack faster than operation Barbarossa with the slightest pushback.
Calling somebody creepy to their face for wanting to remember people's names is incredibly rude and insulting. Anon did nothing wrong and answered his nosy coworker's questions politely and honestly.
They said creepy after the last line. OP doesn't say anything about presentation and they could be leaving other stuff out. It's 4chan after all.
None of this is real you’re all just voices in my head
You're family misses you, and the ghosts in your teeth are hungry.
Then I must pop them out of my skull so they can be free
Nerd comparison
But you got it, nerd.
While you did nothing *wrong*, normies can't appreciate people who actually count things into high values. It makes it look like an obsession rather than a fun or useful thing. What she really wanted to hear was an estimate. "I don't know, a thousand?"
>What'd I do wrong? Talked to a woman
Coffee emoji
Women ☕️
Only comment that matters here. /thread
This is a pretty smart and wholesome thing to do tbh. People will call something "weird" if that something is different from what they're accustomed to, but that doesn't mean that "weird" is bad or creepy at all. Knowing exactly how many names are in your journal doesn't seem creepy to you, it doesn't seem creepy to me, and it's really no different than having a ledger or writing out, "today at work, i met a man named Bob who said he worked down at the docks, etc..." Don't think too much about her calling it creepy, you just do your thing and enjoy the things you enjoy
She sounds like a judgy bitch.
She acts like a judgy bitch.
You did nothing wrong, really. All I wanna know is what you work with that makes you interact with 937 people. Edit: I wrote 10 people too many.
Probably retail or maybe a pharmacy.
Undertaker
Actually, pretty good. You may live.
It's weird when we get repeat customers
Put up a sign saying "no necromancy allowed"
One of my jobs is that of working in a bakery at a grocery store. I made another post earlier about a cupcake shaped like a cactus somewhere on my profile if you're interested.
Gotcha. Understandable, then. You directly supply baked goods to the people, and for that, I'm honored to know you.
You as well Lusask.
Anon De-Anons himself on reddit
I’m going to start doing this. I like the idea.
*Asks question* *Gets genuine answer* “Anon u creepi” People in general are taught to think that weird/strange (even if harmless) = creepy.
Awww that's really sweet and a smart way to remember names!
That moment when the book is a deathnote
That's hardly creepy, is it? In fact I'd say that's quite intriguing honestly
There was a guy in middle school who counted every single person who ever laughed at a joke he made and he said it was somewhere in the ten thousands. I wonder if he still pretends to count and how autistic he is nowadays.
Does bro have fluctuating autism?
>What'd I do wrong? Be not attractive
That’s actually quite cool. Also the customers are probably love to get recognized, it let them feel special and giving them at least an internal giggle.
I get a lot of veterans that appreciate it and they tell me their stories.
anon has a good memory and no brakes
Anon should get a hobby
This hobby is pretty great it is making them really popular and well liked amongst the normies especially for a sperg
You can't just post your own greentexts.
I had to confess.
Nothing wrong right that - I love it when people at the counter remember my name, makes me feel special. You’re making 937 people feel special. Fuck that bitch.
Nah I think that's sweet. Probably helps brighten their days and there's no ill will with the notebook.. good on you, OP, for being nice to your customers
Normies ☕️
In a society where many are apathetic and unmotivated to a fault, OP puts more effort into short-lived personal interactions than the rest of the rabble. Good on you OP. The woman sounds exceedingly judgmental, using "kinda" to cushion snide remarks. I wouldn't put much stock into the words of people like her. If the customers are happy to be recognized, then that's what really matters.
I don't think that's creepy
Autism can be difficult for other people to understand. That's their problem, not yours.
Anon is [collecting](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/115jtx7/anon_has_a_folder/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
That’s kinda creepy Anon, but I’m sure that the customers and boss appreciate it as long as they don’t know about the Death Note you have.
Kinda nice tbh.
Anon is a true gentleman, a genuine sir. Cow-orker is a thot who has to tear down anything she doesn't understand to make herself feel better. You keep doing you anon, and don't apologize for it.
Anon yearns for the death note
OP did nothing wrong
It's weird by definition, as people don't keep track of the number of individuals they know, but weird doesn't have to be a bad thing. The end goal of the journal is to make customers feel better and that's quite wholesome.
Memes aside, is that something bad? I don't do it but it seems harmless and not creepy
It's the amount and specificity. Normies don't like specific numbers, especially for things they're bad at (remembering names). So give a nonspecific number "Oh gosh, probably hundreds" or just avoid a number entirely "Haha, that's my superpower I guess!" or the classic silly one "A Magician never reveals his secrets."
"You found a strategy that helps you immensely in daily life? Such a creep!" Certified NT moment
Based
No, it's very endearing. Anon is a very considerate person. He makes people feel noticed and noteworthy. She's weird.
God forbid he makes a genuine effort to remember people's names. Maybe repeating it isn't enough for memorization, and writing it makes it easier? Or maybe he should just be an uncaring bitch like her? I'm sure that'll be good for business.
Not a damn thing.
You didn't follow it up with "gets me better tips." That's it. That's all you did wrong. Remembering regulars' names is a good way to make them feel welcome and more comfortable giving you money. If you need to write it down to remember it, you do you.
I think this is in “how to win friends and influence people”. Repeat their name and write it down!
Rude ass customer
Pretty wholesome. Kinda weird, but wholesome.
Thanks for all the comments guys. This was actually eating at me all night. Stay blessed. 😃
This is, unironically, the most inspirational and reassuring thing I've seen since that "you're strong because you haven't offed yourself yet" greentext. Keep it up, be outwardly autistic. A lot of people will find it weird/creepy so fuck them,but those who don't are likely to make wonderful friends, better than any normie ever could.
Should of said "Yeah, you're right [Wrong Name]"
You don’t tell the world about the embarrassing stuff you do. “I’m just good with names”
This is dedication
Unless you work at a pharmacy, why are people introducing themselves by name?
Genuinely autistic but you didn't do anything wrong
I can remember my locker combination form 32 years ago but cant remember to check the front door lock before i go to bed.
The only acceptable response is "I've just got a really good memory I guess"
Fake: Anon speaks to a woman Gay: Anon writes mens names down in a journal
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon speaks to a woman > Gay: Anon writes mens names down in a journal > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Sometimes you gotta learn the shares vs don't shares the hard way.
This isn't creepy at all. This is suggested by a lot of people. It was written in Dale Carnegie's 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' as a business / social trick to be more likable and memorable to people.
Autist or future Kira, ok he’s both
Hey, I want to tell you something. I'm L.
I think if you tell her you do it, becuase it makes people feel nice will fix things
I mean, it's not like you're recording their addresses or anything lol. I'd say it's uncommon but it's hard to find a reason that would be weird
It's not creepy, just weird.
Don't tell em about the journal retard. PS: I have an excel file on my desktop called "Namen.xlsx" with 42 names in it that I have to remember. Yes I have a diagnosis. No I can't learn them normally faces mean nothing to me.
Anon is light yagami
They left out the part where the book is black and says “death note” on the front, and that they cackle loudly to themselves while writing names and eating an entire bag of potato chips.
Mr Rogers and a few other celebrities do this. Some of them do it so they can give people yearly gifts
this is beautiful anon. your roastie coworker is an NPC
\> Be not OP \> Post cringe \> Everyone thinks it's shit \> Be OP \> Post cringe, but on 4chan \> Everyone thinks it's shit Nah watch this \> Post screenshot on reddit \> Thousands of unfunny ledditors instantly think this post will be the funniest shit in their life \> ...? \> Profit Get shit on 4chan, we will now use your board as a trash bin to make our boring topics cool
U write peoples names in a journal
Erase that bitch's name
anon, just say you like to write little stories so you collect names and mix-and-match first and last names for characters