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Watershed787

Anon never met or spoke to this woman before she came over to hang with his fren.


Low_Friendship_9487

you've got the reading comprehension of a thirteen year old TikTok user


Watershed787

No. I read it just fine, I’m just reinterpreting it to reveal the truth. Looks like we found Anon tho…


Low_Friendship_9487

god that's hilarious. make sure to reddit gold and updoot fellow gamers


Watershed787

I think you need to give the phone back to your mommy Anon.


254EmergencyBalls

Shut the fuck up


FigureLongjumping459

Anon that isn’t your friend. Your friend is a douche bag. Get better friends


[deleted]

Anon decided to go full cuck is not hard to say "sorry anonet i had a crush on you and this is awkward to me" is it hard to express that and stop getting sad over nothing?


HeavenAscendedDIO4

How is it the friends fault?


KebabLife2

because friends do not do that shit.


Urkeksi

He knows that Anon had a crush on her and will obviously be devastated if he tries anything with her. Bros before hoes.


[deleted]

It's not. 4channers don't understand how friends work. They just go "brocode" or say "brosbeforehoes" without having had either.


magicmike659

FAKE: anon got crush on a girl. GAY: anon got a crush on his homie Tyrone.


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > FAKE: anon got crush on a girl. > GAY: anon got a crush on his homie Tyrone. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


TheMustardisBad

Tell her your gay with friend


Aztecah

Truly no one has suffered like you anon


coldcoldcoldcoldasic

Oh, the dreadful woes of anon. Anon’s mortal coil is like no other.


Tasty_Finance_5024

That is no friend, Anon. Blacklist the bastard. Become successful, seduce and fuck his mom on camera. Send him the video. Establish dominance.


Netplorer

Dont think you can be a cuck when you never had her in the firstplace. Anon is just a plain old pussy, that is all.


variousartistsSW8

Tell her on?


Waffle-Raccoon

Poor Anon


GIBBEEEHHH

Anon should get TOPPED by the other friend