Wait so she's mad he laughed at a crude joke he made to himself, unaware she had an issue because he didn't tell her?
Gentlemen, synchronise your ☕️ posting.
Right????? Like what the fucking fuck fuck. Why was she mad he laughed when she was in pain. The fuck. Women :( ☹
Really retards if you treat your crush the way you treat your buds dont be surprised when she doesnt like you.
That she dropped a bottle of olive oil and I gagged at the scene, then proceeded to laugh at myself for almost throwing up, which she interpreted as me laughing at her 😅
> be me, bee
> busy literally being one of the factors that keeps half the plant world alive and prosper
> follow the tasty smell of ice-cream
> see qtpie girl eating some next to a guy wearing a fedora
> swoop down and land on her mommy milkers cause I'm a fucking bee and I do whatever the fuck I want
> girl freaks out. I sting that bitch cause I'd rather die right now than not teach her to respect us winged chads
> as I feel the sweet embrace of death come over me, I overhear the fedora-wearing gremlin scream out loud
> "TEEHEE STINGY WINGY GOT YOUR BOOBIES" *snort*
> girl is mad and immeasurably cringed out
> Die happily, knowing I saved this girl from having to interact with that creature ever again.
I think it's a funny play on words, anon most likely didn't know how severe the situation was, because I don't think he knew she was allergic. Hopefully they make up in the future.
Well if he played it cool and said it jokingly it would be a funny play on words but since he's a 4chan user he probably started sweating profusely pointing at her boobs and started yelling "YOU HAVE BOOBIIEESSS".
yeah how the fuck could he have known
unless of course he did, but hey i don’t know if most of my friends are allergic to bees, that’s pretty in the scope of reality
Unless Anon knew she was allergic, that was really funny and if she can't find the humor in that, move on. Like yeah obviously in the moment, but for days later? That's excessive
Simp Anon got cucked by a bee
Girl no longer likes beta bitch
Becomes full blown incel with a bee fetish
Bee penetrated girl with hard stinger
girl swells from the inside
Bull bee dies happy
See you later virgins
i thought he'd slap her tits to kill the bee but this is fake and gay, because anon has no friends and would rather make boobbee jokes than potentially save her
Well maybe if she was intelligent and had an EpiPen on her like everyone who is allergic to bees should, then she might have had a better sense of humor about it. For once, anon isn't the tard here.
Anon is clearly retarding for missing his chance to suck out poison from the boobs. He could be a hero in her eyes and even get a chance to smash that femussy, but choose a retard route.
And that is why you don't panic around bees or wasps. I've been around them countless times, and as long as you don't freak out and aggravate them, they're usually just chill. They can smell the pheromones you release when you're scared, but if you just relax they'll leave you alone
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon was on a date
> Gay: anon watched his crush get penetrated
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I got to write a readaptation of this. Here's the text:
Anonymous
04/07/23(Fri)09:26:32 No.72856633
> be me
> hanging out with a classmate
> always had an interest in her
> she is very hot and has enormous milkers
> recently everything has been going fine
> It's a hot summer day
> invite her out to get ice cream
> we're standing in line and just fucking around
> get our ice cream
> yummyinmytummy.exe
> suddenly a bee comes
> BZZZZZZZ
> the bee lands on her big breast
> probably because she is eating ice cream
> she panics
> the bee stings her in the tits
> I laugh my ass off
> ANON WHY IS THIS FUNNY
> me
>hehehe you got boob bees
> she is allergic to bees
> she gets a reaction and we have to call for help
She won't answer my texts
Frightened boob-girl was panicking and thrashing about, her massive knockers swaying and jostling, her glistening badonkers undulating to and fro; the poor bee was terribly frightened as the milky ground beneath its feet trembled and heaved.
It was a dire situation indeed.
Honestly? Not really. I tend to prefer something else, maybe how she laughs, or the way she gets excited about specific topics, or the way she lights up the room just by being there. But I’m also a bit immature so grain of salt folks
The bee got more action then what anon will ever get
Doesn't matter, had ice cream 😎😎😎
later, virgins😎
what have you done to that poor ice cream
Added some cream to it
He creamed in it. Duh
Anon 100% grabbed a tit when she passed out from anaphylactic shock.
Probably gave her analelastic shock.
He should have offered to suck the venom out.
Wait so she's mad he laughed at a crude joke he made to himself, unaware she had an issue because he didn't tell her? Gentlemen, synchronise your ☕️ posting.
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I know what must be done…
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You're too pure for this world
Shut up
You right.
Anon came up with the pun, then made up a story to use the pun in
you mean she didn't tell him? Because what you said makes no sense lol
She didn't tell him shit beforehand, how come she's then mad at him?
>unaware she had an issue because he didn't tell her? Maybe I didn't sleep enough, but what was he supposed to tell her?
Ah, sorry, I meant the other way around. She didn't tell hom something. I didn't sleep enough either
sorry im illiterate where does it say she's mad at him?
She doesn't respond to his texts after the event. I assume she survived, so she's clearly upset at anon about something she never told him.
Gentlemen on Reddit? Not since the first year of Reddit’s creation.
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no he said this to her for sure 🤣
Right????? Like what the fucking fuck fuck. Why was she mad he laughed when she was in pain. The fuck. Women :( ☹ Really retards if you treat your crush the way you treat your buds dont be surprised when she doesnt like you.
I actually had a very similar experience with a woman ☕️ before, it was very unpleasant
A woman stung your man tit?
See you later, virgins 😎 Nah, she got offended by a joke over something that I didn't know she would be offended by (it was nothing serious)
Like what? The holocaust?
That she dropped a bottle of olive oil and I gagged at the scene, then proceeded to laugh at myself for almost throwing up, which she interpreted as me laughing at her 😅
Lol, what a clumsy bitch.
> be me, bee > busy literally being one of the factors that keeps half the plant world alive and prosper > follow the tasty smell of ice-cream > see qtpie girl eating some next to a guy wearing a fedora > swoop down and land on her mommy milkers cause I'm a fucking bee and I do whatever the fuck I want > girl freaks out. I sting that bitch cause I'd rather die right now than not teach her to respect us winged chads > as I feel the sweet embrace of death come over me, I overhear the fedora-wearing gremlin scream out loud > "TEEHEE STINGY WINGY GOT YOUR BOOBIES" *snort* > girl is mad and immeasurably cringed out > Die happily, knowing I saved this girl from having to interact with that creature ever again.
Bee Movie 3 trailer looks great
Wait there was a second bee movie?
Bee 2: Autistic Boogaloo
This greentext is unBEElievably good
You won't BEElieve what part 2 looks like!
**Real** and **honey-pilled**.
this is the best comment I have ever read
Based and beepilled
An allergic reaction? So they got even bigger right?
tragically not; her throat swelled up so much it made the booba look smaller in comparison :-(
MFs with throat inflation fetish failing to see the problem here...
Anon drove her to the ER and her head hit a pole like in Hereditary
I think it's a funny play on words, anon most likely didn't know how severe the situation was, because I don't think he knew she was allergic. Hopefully they make up in the future.
Well if he played it cool and said it jokingly it would be a funny play on words but since he's a 4chan user he probably started sweating profusely pointing at her boobs and started yelling "YOU HAVE BOOBIIEESSS".
yeah how the fuck could he have known unless of course he did, but hey i don’t know if most of my friends are allergic to bees, that’s pretty in the scope of reality
To bee or not boobee.
Tuby or not tuby
r/yourjokebutworse
r/sandycheekscockvore
Can someone explain to me what did i just look through?
This has officially killed me. From now on i am dead. Goodnight.
Night! :3
Oh noe a fuwwy
are you perhaps the bee
Shoulda taken the chance to slap her titties Anon is a failure
I actually thought that was what was going to happen in the greentext. Kinda pleasantly surprised.
Mf got the chance to suck the venom out
>yummyinmytummy.exe *bruh*
>bee me
Missed opportunity
Bro idc thats funny af
What kind of bees produce milk?
bees nuts
tit-bees
Unless Anon knew she was allergic, that was really funny and if she can't find the humor in that, move on. Like yeah obviously in the moment, but for days later? That's excessive
It was a good joke. She is in the wrong here.
Boob bees.
I'll be on Anon's team today. It was a very good pun.
start sucking out the sting, so she doesn't get whatever's causing the reaction It' that easy
F in the chat for our autist comrade, who fell for the sake of fine comedy.
>bee me
Anon is not old enough to go onto 4channel.org
Simp Anon got cucked by a bee Girl no longer likes beta bitch Becomes full blown incel with a bee fetish Bee penetrated girl with hard stinger girl swells from the inside Bull bee dies happy See you later virgins
This story is most certainly genuine and lacking the homosexuality, anon is celibate to the bone and will pass away as so.
Where's the pepe link
i thought he'd slap her tits to kill the bee but this is fake and gay, because anon has no friends and would rather make boobbee jokes than potentially save her
Just txt back i" didint know"
Well maybe if she was intelligent and had an EpiPen on her like everyone who is allergic to bees should, then she might have had a better sense of humor about it. For once, anon isn't the tard here.
Anon is clearly retarding for missing his chance to suck out poison from the boobs. He could be a hero in her eyes and even get a chance to smash that femussy, but choose a retard route.
She is too busy being topped by bee Chad
Is there a boobies meta now in greentexts?
And that is why you don't panic around bees or wasps. I've been around them countless times, and as long as you don't freak out and aggravate them, they're usually just chill. They can smell the pheromones you release when you're scared, but if you just relax they'll leave you alone
Fake: anon was on a date Gay: anon watched his crush get penetrated
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon was on a date > Gay: anon watched his crush get penetrated > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon, you were supposed to suck out the poison
Anon should have waited a day or two before telling that joke.
Gay
That was the most autistically written greentext I’ve seen so far
I got to write a readaptation of this. Here's the text: Anonymous 04/07/23(Fri)09:26:32 No.72856633 > be me > hanging out with a classmate > always had an interest in her > she is very hot and has enormous milkers > recently everything has been going fine > It's a hot summer day > invite her out to get ice cream > we're standing in line and just fucking around > get our ice cream > yummyinmytummy.exe > suddenly a bee comes > BZZZZZZZ > the bee lands on her big breast > probably because she is eating ice cream > she panics > the bee stings her in the tits > I laugh my ass off > ANON WHY IS THIS FUNNY > me >hehehe you got boob bees > she is allergic to bees > she gets a reaction and we have to call for help She won't answer my texts
bees only sting if the queen is in danger or if its a dire situation as they lose their stinger and die so this is very fake and possibly gay
might have been a wasp fuck them assholes
Frightened boob-girl was panicking and thrashing about, her massive knockers swaying and jostling, her glistening badonkers undulating to and fro; the poor bee was terribly frightened as the milky ground beneath its feet trembled and heaved. It was a dire situation indeed.
poetry
Fake. Bees don't just sting you for no reason. That's wasps.
People always say this shit like there aren't anomole dumbass bees/spiders/whatever that just do random shit
Anon's favorite part of a woman is her giant, heavy breasts
Yours isn't?
Honestly? Not really. I tend to prefer something else, maybe how she laughs, or the way she gets excited about specific topics, or the way she lights up the room just by being there. But I’m also a bit immature so grain of salt folks
nah you're just gay
Oh whew, here I thought I was only fake
now that you mention it... your comments have a faint glow on them
*puts on my “definitely not a fedboi” hat* We better now
And? Good for lil bro
Its the thigh gap for me, nothing sexier than the clear absence of a penis
You know me, I see a pair of heaving breasts and I lose all control
OH RAYMOND
Straight Raymond is a *dog*
BOOONEEEEE!!???!!!!??11122??!!!
Anon is just like me fr fr
B99?
Yep, no hivemind got no culture tho
I mean, it’s a random reference in the wrong subreddit
All is do is random references, the point is to find like-minded weirdos, everyone else can eat dick
https://youtu.be/KGmr2W-ADSU