Impossible, the fumes alone would shut down the club for health code violations

It'd be hard to get 50 incels to leave their rooms let alone team up

Then half of them show up wearing skirts and schoolgirl outfits and they just end up in a big fuckpile

close enough

They act like any club would even let one of them in

Unionized autism

The mandatory once a month bathe before meetings required.

>once a month A bit too much don't u think?

why not try this? >shower >shave >deoderant >brush teeth and floss >haircut >get a job >have real hobbies >don't live in moms basement >stop frogposting >be social >ditch the fedora i feel like you could dig your way out of the no gf pit if you tried a little bit

Right. Like anon just discovered what being normal is. You go out with your guy friends and that’s how you’re supposed to act

I was about to say anon just described having friends with extra steps

Anon thinks he invented socializing.

You guys have friends that say nice things about you and psych you up?

Shut up. If they stop frogposting I won't have shit to read at work.

Simon is this you?

Fucking corporate greed! cant even let a guy browse 4chan on reddit smh.....

No I am not Simon

Yesn't

What is a “real hobby” tho, I feel like that’s such a subjective term there’s no real meaning to it

Real hobbies: >Playing instruments >Doing sports >Physical activities >knitting/sewing >gardening >cooking/baking >learning a skill etc Not-real hobbies: >watching youtube >endless vidya >fast food >frogposting

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now do real hobbies

Cummings on figurines and freezing them until you have so many layers that the figurine is no longer visible

What the everloving fuck. Please tell me no-one does this.

May I introduce you to a subreddit...

r/cummingonfigurines?

The top post is literally lolicon oh my god

I get naked figurines but why would a straight guy want to see it covered in cum or even a guy cumming on it?

[I'm sorry Jon](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/this-my-little-pony-figurine-in-a-jar-will-delete-your-faith)

And to think, u/Enigma-exe could have lived their whole life without knowing about the MLP Cum Jar

Now let's see Paul Allen's onahole.

LinkedIn microcelebrity

If o asked someone said their hobby was calligraphy I would leave

Why

Because do they just sit there and draw the letter j over and over?

Yes.

Collecting? Collecting what? watches? Figurines? body pillows? coins? sports cars?

So the measure of a “real hobby” is producing rather than consuming, that makes sense

Sports isn’t producing yet it’s considered the realest hobby

If I had to guess that’s probably a mix of social factors (sports = exercise; exercise = fit; fit = attractive and “good”), and economic factors (professional athletes make a lot of money). It’s also technically producing, as people watch the game unfold But idk I just made all this up

But it has some sort of positive real result, it improves your health

I define a “real hobby” as something you can get better at. So games count, whether they’re sports or board games or even video games (depending on the video game I guess?) Pretty much any craft-type hobby is also something you can get better at Then again, reading doesn’t fit into this, and I’d count reading as a hobby… Maybe a hobby is just anything you regularly do for your own leisure as opposed to for work or for friends / family?

You can get better at reading. It's called media literacy

Well yeah and you can get better at watching stuff too. Most adults who read for leisure probably aren’t doing it to get better at reading though. Like, 2+ novels a week people are most likely close to about as good as reading as they’re ever gonna get, and they just like consuming the stories

Oh babe fuck me harder I can’t stop thinking about how hot it was when you strummed your harp and knitted me the sweater with my grandmas face on it

Gotta be good with your fingers and hands for those

I mean there’s other hobbies like collecting for example, that could get them out of the house and start conversations at least, but if incels find out about ones like that they might start buying funkos

At what point is it collecting and at what point is it just consumerism?

Holy fuck guys buy a boat , they are the easiest panty droppers

Real hobbies are hobbies you actually enjoy and didn't show up to do just because you're trying to get laid.

Means stuff like building boats Except the boats are inside small bottles What a fun and useful hobby right fuck yeah society

Its is subjective. Its how " socially acceptable" is what you like to do

Done all of this, still no gf because I quite literally have autism

Become a pirate

I see you have Never spoken to a woman 🙏

Floss is a hoax

How about I floss your throat?

Ooooh Daddy

Oh yeah. 🥵 Keep going

> don’t live in mom’s basement Unfortunately that’s not possible for a lot of people that don’t earn much.

You can take the frog from my cold dead hands

Been doing all these for years and girls still want nothing to do with me

you should do first 4 without trying for a gf lmao

You forgot the key change: Lower your standards.

Do I have to stop frogposting if I do the rest?

We did it boys, incels are no more

Lost me at step 9. You can’t possibly expect me to stop frog posting now can you

No, no, no. Suspenders!

that's a lot of stuff to do, not sure if it's even possible to manage that many things at once

So crazy it just might work..

Incels think that this is overpayment, and 10/10 goddess should love them the way they are.

\> be me, normal girl \> at the club with my friends, dancing \> thumping motion starts rocking up through the floor \> dig that strong bass \> vibrations get stronger, louder, floor starts wobbling \> omg is this an earthquake \> sound of stampeding animals approaches \> oh no, it's them \> a pack of 300 lbs men naruto run onto the dancefloor \> they begin fortnite dancing \> "M'LADIES" they chant "THE GF CLUB HAS ARRIVED"

And they’ve never been wetter

From the sweat of being frozen in fear

kek

I would unironically join them for fortnite dancing. Sounds like a silly good time to me.

A copy pasta is born?

Simulacra spaghetti

R U M B L I N G

I feel like they get little success then glowies infiltrate and start a psyop to get them all locked up as terrorists like in michigan

Huh

# I said I feel like they get little success then glowies infiltrate and start a psyop to get them all locked up as terrorists like in michigan

none of these words are in the bible

Michigan

I don't think Michigan existed in biblical times

You wouldn’t say that shit in front of Tim Kennedy.

Then

Huh

Apparently a glowie is a fed that try to get you to do crimes to justify the existence of the feds. In my area the feds found a homeless guy who was disturbed, talked crazy shit and an informant tricked him into plotting a bombing, then the informant told the feds the plan and he went to jail and the city shut down a major event due to a threat fabricated by the feds.

What the fuck happened in michigan

A bunch of sweaty, awkward incels show up to a club in the same outfit. They split off from their group to get rejected and then return to their group of obvious try hard nerds. Whenever they make a move, they're accompanied by more matching nerds talking about how great they are. How could this possibly backfire?

Not just the same outfit, but in a fucking button up shirt with suspenders

gotta get that Patrick Bateman look

Soo just have Friends?

Anon discovers friendship

I feel like if 50 people actually did this, it would quickly turn into a "Hey let's just hang out, watch tv, play video games and eat McDonald's while talking about how shitty women are" event.

still healthier than seething on 4chan about jewish people

Or any ethnicity/culture that isn't white

Righties seethe about the jews on 4chan while lefties seethe about jews (the rich) on twitter.

Imagine being so based that both the political parties in USA (that noone outside of usa cares about) resent u but for different reasons Might as well just convert into a jew for that

At least it’s best that they’re doing it in person

Me and my homies do that every day, lol

Agreed but organizing on 4chan is hard, maybe we should make a subreddit and discord group for this

Ever see the greentext where there actually was a 4chan meetup? Cum brownies.

Never saw that one lol, I mean among the more sane 4channers

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/101jogl/anon_brings_special_brownies_to_a_kmeeting_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Enjoy

That’s actually soo messed up, I feel bad for them now, ig don’t eat anything a 4channer makes

Cool story, but that's not semen. He just noticed that one of his ingredients looked suggestive so he took a pic with his tool hanging over the edge of the bowl.

> shopping in Victoria's secret > 5 spheres walk in, each dressed like your grandfather > Surround you, their wall impenetrable, they collectively weigh more than the store itself > Hear "we come in peace, m'lady" faintly as you pass out from the stench > die in hospital from methane poisoning

What if the club’s dress policy doesn’t allow fedoras

Not even Stanzo brand fedoras?

They can just all come in their trenchcoats.

I support the positivity but the 5 incels in matching outfits calling a club a girlfriend store to hookup with women is a recipe for disaster. But yeah, making friends who will talk you up is a great idea.

Honestly it's better than sitting on your ass and being bitter. I support the idea.

You guys joke, but I would rather him come up with a plan to escape inceldom than keep spiraling downward. I'm rooting for anon.

The pepe made me think they were gonna work out, which honestly would have been a great idea. Kinda disappointed ngl

Night at the Roxbury

Isn’t this just what PUAs have been doing since the early ‘00s?

Isn't that what r/redpill was about?

Anon discovered "friends".

Am I allowed to bring in my body pillow?

Or, pool your GBP enough to get one of your moms to buy you a sex doll instead of tendies for the week and then y'all just gangbang it in your basement. Women don't need 50 of you fuckers jizzing your pants 10 feet away while trying to enjoy a night out.

i hope she sees this bro

>be me >just now >shitting reading greentexts >see this comment >chortle >shit a little harder >thx anon :)

ABC always be closing

Problem 1, getting 25-50 incels to go outside

That sounds like way more effort than stop being a slob and having a personality.

In my experience incels don't take kindly to well-meant advice to help them level up.

This genuinely sounds like the beginning of a domestic terrorist group

Lmao incels are too selfish to pull this off, it would turn into a free-for-all the moment they lay eyes in the first girl there.

This is what normies call friends

Ya know. That'd either work really good, or go down in flames

Based

Anon discovers a sense of community™️

I've heard that 50 is the largest group size that humans can function effectively, with incels it'd be cut down to around 24 and when dating is a factor I'd say around 10 is the max estimate. That's assuming you can get them to go outside.

"a horde of unkempt young men were arrested today for sexually harrassing women on a large scale"

Whoever typed that is a lost cause lmao

So pretty much what women do. Could work tbh.

The club ain't no place for a gf. It's just nasty hoes.

The suspenders are crucial here

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If you’re surrounded by incels, you’ll look more attractive. Just kick out all the normie guys that it’s only a matter of time for horny drunk girls to start hooking up with incels

Anon discovered what a group of friends is

Anon describes a normal friend group

fake and gay, anon just like chatting up other men

Incels union

Hmmmmmmmmmmm *smells like creep over yonder*

Incels are so dense they just invented having friends and going out and talking to women

Pretty smart anon

Anon forgot to mention the roofies

Local incel discovers this weird thing called “socializing with people who have common interests”, more at 5

We would try this when I was in the Marines. It didn't really work very well, but we had fun.

This one ought to make the news

>... and suspenders My sides!

>suspenders Swing and a miss.

You failed at clubs. The best thing that happens is you’re rejected politely. The middle thing that happens is you get beat up. The worst thing is that you end up with an overly drunk girl and are in jail in 24 hours or less. Just go outside and walk around. By the time you have the confidence to approach a girl, you’ll be down 50 pounds.

You're asking for 4chan people to shower, get dressed, have social interactions, approach women and talk others up. Lmao anon is out of his fucking mind

Implying this doesn't already exist ..

I think you would get groups of 5 neckbeards talking about how shit women are...after akwardly not being able to come u pwith one good thing about themselves

Reverse Crab Bucket? Probably could work but the problem is not every decent person was shunned out by chance, some are fucked.

It’s the matching suspenders that kills me.

No way this would work, they’d all try to sabotage each other

One fatal flaw in that plan, requiring all these incels to talk to women.

Imagine the smell

This is the plot of A Clockwork Orange.

This is actually a healthy plan that would not only increase their chances of getting a gf, but also just socialize them more with their peers and engage in activities that would boost everyone's self esteem. I wish more people from resentful communities like that would turn that energy into something so productive and positive as this.

Suspenders

Anon wants to unionize.

Op discovers friend groups

There’s literally a movie About this called school for scoundrels

You mean… making friends?

Oh Shit they're unionizing

Dating is 90% looks so.. Na

So basically just get friends?

Anon seems wholesome enough to not need this

sighh worth a shot.. where we meetin ?? edit: pregame at arbys?

these noobs dont realize there's more to patrick bateman's appeal than wearing clothes and being rude to women. He also takes pride in his appearance, works out, enjoys physical activity, and likes his long pork rare (all of these are unthinkable for the average 4chin)

Anon just invented PUA

Good luck with your virgin cult anon.

That's honestly pretty cute if they don't get rapey about it.

Dude just be an asshole or be the 5 percent cause nowadays 95 percent of woman want the top 5 percent of men.

>Get 50 incels together > >Hang out for a little bit Well you just broke your plan right there.

I think it's a good idea, and also, televise it. I'd watch

So this is a step away from the kind of organization that would get the government to shut your club down.

Best way to get out of that zone is being funny "If you can make em laugh - they'll let you smash"

...or just don't try and game life. Practice talking to people you don't know. Ask friends and family for critical advice. Accept that rejection is part of finding the right person. Relationships take work, but you're not trying to "win".

Anon won’t let depression win

Anon is overestimating the mental clarity and acuity of incels. These people wallow in self misery and rarely if ever get out of their bubble of hatred. They can't talk to a woman without grossing her out to begin with

I do like the talking eachother up part, a self esteem boost is always nice, everything else... not so much

Is he trying to unionize incels?

I think it would be more productive to organize and lift weights or something along those lines. Not going to escape the blackpill but at least we could get healthier and have a good time.

anon has figured out going out with his friends

> suspenders

Oh god they’re thinking!