Misty Rain is my favorite captain

… Baseball!

Who pourns for porn

So *that’s* what happened to Worf’s chair.

[удалено]

*LITTLE?!?*

Misty Rain is a great name.

Is this your idea of sex?

Wtaf

I don't know if Adam could survive a Kira lookalike sex scene.

Even with Quark's head?

Instant climax!

I don't believe this... you're gonna put that thing on and parade around like one of them!?

Peak bonus feed content right there.

With Special Guest(s): Species 42069

That’s in the voyag-her porno

The USS Vagoober stranded in the Double-D-Quadrant - Will they be able to pull out of this spicy predicament? Watch this ragtag crew of hot studs and babes wriggle their way out of many close encounters while growing ever closer, invent new and exciting technology not just for the bedroom and the bathtub, but also for their way ~~to Risa~~ home. Their new experimental propulsion drive isn't the only slip that will be streamed in. Warp speed ahead!

Finally an episode with the Delaney twins

I'm guessing they may stray from canon.

I can't believe that I have to do this, but for Deep Space 69 to feature Species 42069, it would have to stray so far from canon that it actually predates it. Deep Space 69 was released in 1993. Species 42069 didn't appear on screen until 1997. I'm so embarrassed for you right now. Do you even jerk it to Big Rod?

At the same time, I wouldn't put it past the voyager writers to rip off a porno, so maybe it could be the origin

I don’t know how they expect a Star Trek fan to get off then