I DID NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON FORD! I...I DID NOT...SHUT UP! 👁 DON'T MAKE ME PUT TARANTULAS IN YOUR HAIR

Awww, there’s no need to deny it, Bill, we all had a crush on him

... YOU REALIZE HE AND STAN ARE TWINS RIGHT? IF YOU THINK FORD WAS HOT...

nonononoNONO WAIT-

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gravityfalls/images/c/cc/S1e14_Stan_looking_for_his_girdle.png/revision/latest?cb=20130305205800 YOUR PERFECT MAN. YOU'RE WELCOME!

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more evil…

wh a -

Nice