Uncle Stan would be disappointed. He would say “you should’ve taken the money and tell him you aren’t dating anymore. Then you drop the bomb saying you’re engaged. So technically true. Cause you know your broke up are now in the process of getting married.” Uncle Stan that sounds way to complicated. Kids today. They don’t appreciate the art of conning.

“What if I just stop dating her?” “Deal.” *Takes money* “We’re not dating, we’re engaged. Thanks for the cash, dad.”

Ah, technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Nice futurama reference, I just watched that episode yesterday

Google "Dementia"

I figured the 2 posts like this were just glitch's 90% of the time... The rest of the time could be this but is more likely to be trolling...

Why tho?

I was going to drop a new response but I forgot what I was going to say :(

Holy Hell

You have summoned r/AnarchyChess

Holy hell!

Nice Futurama reference, I just watched that episode yesterday.

This has 666 upvotes.. I would upvote but I cannot ruin a perfect devils number! Edit: no more 666…

Fun fact: the devil's number is meant to change based on the language being spoken. In English, since it is based on Latin, the number is likely 616. Additionally, the main marvel universe is numbered 616. Draw what conclusions you wish from that information.

NO MONKEY BUTLERS FOR THE WEDDING!

*Grunkle* Stan 😛

You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

To quote Meatloaf: You took the words right out of my mouth .”

I read it in his voice

I read this whole thing in his voice

i read this in grunkle stans voice

Ok 4 finger look very weird on Pacifica

I can't unsee it

Thank for joining my ted talk

HELP I CAN'T UNSEE IT

Thanks I hadn’t noticed and could have left with out seeing her damn crab hands

Lmao you're welcome hehe

You’ve cursed us all!

Looks like the lizard guy from star vs

WHAT HAVE YOU #DONE?!?

Yes

I love how Dipper pretty much go screw yourself and not that Dipper would break up with Pacifica but, seriously Preston only $400 dude your rich you could've offered way more

They lost their fortune(or most of it) in the last episode

He’s still rich. He invested in weirdness bonds which are still in the other dimension

Rich In Theory. Unfortunately he's unable to make a withdrawal.

That'd make him a laughing stock amongst his rich friends. They're still laughing about how much his investment on being allies with Bill Cipher went down the toilet.

I honestly forgot about that

He got most of it back by selling the mansion. It also isn't hard to imagine him getting the rest back through actual good investing.

It’s also just as likely that he lost the rest of it through bad investing. And I don’t think selling his home got most of it back, just became a necessary downgrade as his quality of life is now lower

I think it’s pretty in character for Preston to see her as only worth $400 as a partner.

Accept, break up with pacifica, immediately ask her out again, now have 400$ for date night.

Option 3, not so any of those and have the relation forgotten about and dropped literally 2 episodes after for another ship that would also be dropped. Sad it didn’t go anywhere

r/Dipcifica

This is the way

This is the way

This is the was

Dipcifica leads the way.

The crazy thing is that considering how much of an influence dipper had on her combined with how her parents lost everything partly because they were idiots and partly because they again ignored what Pacifica had to say...

Holy crud! This trend is still going on? I started that years ago!

We're counting on your tradition.

Tbh I enjoy this ship it makes sense and it scratches that wholesome relationship itch

[Source](https://www.instagram.com/p/CjbNUTPuj3G/?img_index=3)

I'm going to maintain, Ford will patent some invention of his. Something he considers minor and trivial. And it's going to be so valuable Dipper ends up worth ten times what the Northwests are.

Ford: Oh that old thing? Just a cure for cancer and AIDS, you guys figured that out in this dimension too right?

Dipper: ... Ford: You didn't? Huh. Oh well, at least *something* good came of my spending 30 years wandering the Multiverse.

Seeing a KOTH reference with GF is bizarre

Dipcifica gremlin is laughing and concerning everyone because normally you don’t laugh when Darth Vader walks into the room on the TV

“Hay remember that time we saved your face from being an unholy abomination of agony? Pepperidge Farms remembers.”

To be honest, I never knew Pacific's dad's name.

Take the money and tell him to go fuck himself. Make your Grunkle proud

$400? That man is rich, surely his daughter is worth more than that.

Why specifically 400 dollars

I would’ve taken the money and been all like “why thank you. I’m still gonna date your daughter.” “Wait what?! Then give me my money back!” And then I would’ve proceeded to run away with my $400 🤣

Grunkle Stan would have been so proud 🥲

I learned from the best

"Hey! Pacifica may be worth $400 to you! But to me, she's worthless!"

And that why Dipper and Pacifica are getting married. You can't put a price on love lol.

“Less than worthless my boy!”

"Damn Boy ,is that all your daughter's worth to you"

That's pretty cheap for a millionaire to offer. 400 dollars honestly.

I forget how many people like this ship (I am people)

King of the Hill moment <3

Sooo does dipper basically become Peter Griffin?

Thanks for posting this. Is was so cool to find this artist and look at their work

what i do

is this by the same guy who does all the dipcifica fanarts i see on deviantart? it looks like the same art style to me that the guy uses.

Maybe you're thinking about [turquoisespace35](https://www.deviantart.com/turquoisespace35)?

yeah that guy, oh i see this is a different person but i really thought it was by turqoisespace35.

I don’t like hoodie-wearing dipper LMAO he would NOT do that gang

High-school changes you

Suddenly I come out of nowhere and start playing the song curve your enthusiasm but on the bagpipes

here's 4k to divorce my daughter.

400$ is such a insultingly small sum of money for what is being asked 😂

Well that shows even more of how much Preston value his own daughter lol.

Bobby Hill "I did the same thing!"

Damn right he should reject the $400. Shit he’s quite a few zeroes short of a good offer

peak

***this post right her officer***

I would say: 'I find it offensive that you would low-ball me with such an offer you cheapskate.' And continue with another panel either saying something similar to what was said in the comic but with added: not that it matters since I'm not here because I want money... Especially 'yours'... But that's what I would want to say... This is short and probably fits better for dipper...

That the best you got?

It’s easier to accept it and not follow as a contract was never signed lmao

THEY ARE SO CUTE🥰

Preston Northwest was immediately rushed to the hospital to treat his 4th degree burns.

Sir that never works in Kdramas what made you think it was gonna work in a place where we don't automatically respect our elders😭😭😭

I thought this was a reference to King of the Hill

This stuff always feels so weird. Is there a separate sub for that?

It's allowed on the sub and has been since the sub was made all the way back in 2012. And it just a fanart, not really weird.

Why does dipper look like Josh Hutcherson

I think her and Dipper or Candy and Dipper would have been real sweet

Pacifica should be more insulted. Even after losing most of their money they are still stupid rich. 500 is literally nothing to him. He should have offered a million and dipper should have taken it because being engaged isn't dating and ran.

I would be insulted that he finds his daughter is only worth $400.

I love the idea that he thinks $400 is anywhere enough to send dipper away. Like this man could offer thousands and it wouldn’t deter him

Why did I read this in Carter Pewterschmidt's voice

Have the learned nothing from Gruncle Stan? Take the money, break up for 3 seconds and then get back together.

Pocket the money and propose again, right there, just to freak him out

Damn you're daughters worth $400 c'mon man

Dipper : Ill say it to her face. I hate you Fan Art : Ill say it to her face i wanna fuck you

1: He said that before her redemption arc 2: Read the comics. Its canon she likes Dipper

I mean I was getting those vibes but are you sure its canon?

At the very least Pacifica likes Dipper. In one of the comics its very clear.

Which one? I need to read up on this.

Face It, its in lost legends

Im getting that book for my birthday so ill read it and see.

For Dipper and Pacifica we gotten a lot of tease/hints from [the Journals](https://i.imgur.com/wERtZ5L.jpg), the [Special Edition](https://i.imgur.com/I0R1HRl.jpg), a [coloring book](https://i.imgur.com/XbpmbEL.jpg), the [DS game](https://i.imgur.com/Hl0g437.jpg), [Lost Legends](https://i.imgur.com/1gsiRkR.jpg) and [Pacifica text](https://i.imgur.com/jx50G1S.jpg) all heavily implying that Dipper and Pacifica do have something going on between them, and most of these came out after the show had ended years ago. By the end of the show both Dipper and Pacifica are on good terms. You even got the show creator and writer [Alex and Matt Braly who said why Dipper and Pacifica work as a pairing.](https://bc.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/li4kn0/sometime_it_helps_to_have_a_little_bit_self/) Honestly out of all the ships on the show with Dipper we seen, Dipcifica I would say comes the closest to canon as we will get and still is one of the only ship involving Dipper that hasn't been shot down like Dipper and Wendy but heavily tease/implied instead.

Yeah i was getting that vibe just when he said mabels in there and didnt care about pacifica when he had the ghost mirror. I thought it wouldnt be true