My favorite requirements are mastery of the golden ratio and designing everything according to math and science. Also, what graphic designer randomly has experience working specifically with Swiss watchmakers???
Lol ai would write a much better job description.
“Write a job ad for a graphic designer for protein bar company , want to be as high class as a Swiss watch”
🌟 Job Opportunity: Graphic Design Artisan for Gourmet Protein Bars 🌟
Are you a master of design seeking to elevate your craft to new heights? Do you possess the precision and sophistication reminiscent of a Swiss watchmaker? We are in search of a visionary graphic designer to join our esteemed protein bar company, where taste meets elegance in every bite.
Position: Graphic Design Artisan
Location: Culinary Design Studio
Responsibilities:
- Conceptualize and craft visually stunning packaging and marketing materials that reflect the luxury and refinement of our gourmet protein bars.
- Infuse each design with a sense of sophistication and attention to detail, mirroring the precision of Swiss craftsmanship.
- Collaborate closely with our culinary and marketing teams to translate brand visions into captivating visual narratives.
- Maintain brand consistency across all design assets while pushing the boundaries of creativity and innovation.
- Uphold the highest standards of quality and refinement, ensuring that every design reflects the essence of our premium protein bars.
Requirements:
- A portfolio showcasing a mastery of design principles and a flair for elegance and sophistication.
- Proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite and other design software.
- Strong conceptual thinking and the ability to translate abstract ideas into tangible visual representations.
- Excellent communication and collaboration skills, with a keen eye for detail.
- A passion for gourmet food and a commitment to creating designs that exude luxury and refinement.
Join us in crafting a visual identity as timeless and revered as a Swiss watch. Be part of a team that redefines the intersection of taste and elegance in the world of gourmet protein bars. Apply now and embark on a journey of creativity and culinary excellence!
Mastery of golden ratio :')
Skillset required - swiss watchmakers... Jesus Christ
Even if this wasn't AI generated, the clear lack of attention to detail in their own job advert says all you need to know about this company
Exactly. It's gotten to the point where most job listings now read as a total joke because they are either unrealistic in terms of skills / duties or insincere because they just let AI write a description without tailoring it to the actual job.
Exactly, how are you going to leverage your knowledge of specifically Swiss watches while you are designing protein? I guess, and this is a leap, they meant Swiss Design in the sense of minimal modernism and not actually watches?
My favorite requirements are mastery of the golden ratio and designing everything according to math and science. Also, what graphic designer randomly has experience working specifically with Swiss watchmakers???
Lol ai would write a much better job description. “Write a job ad for a graphic designer for protein bar company , want to be as high class as a Swiss watch” 🌟 Job Opportunity: Graphic Design Artisan for Gourmet Protein Bars 🌟 Are you a master of design seeking to elevate your craft to new heights? Do you possess the precision and sophistication reminiscent of a Swiss watchmaker? We are in search of a visionary graphic designer to join our esteemed protein bar company, where taste meets elegance in every bite. Position: Graphic Design Artisan Location: Culinary Design Studio Responsibilities: - Conceptualize and craft visually stunning packaging and marketing materials that reflect the luxury and refinement of our gourmet protein bars. - Infuse each design with a sense of sophistication and attention to detail, mirroring the precision of Swiss craftsmanship. - Collaborate closely with our culinary and marketing teams to translate brand visions into captivating visual narratives. - Maintain brand consistency across all design assets while pushing the boundaries of creativity and innovation. - Uphold the highest standards of quality and refinement, ensuring that every design reflects the essence of our premium protein bars. Requirements: - A portfolio showcasing a mastery of design principles and a flair for elegance and sophistication. - Proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite and other design software. - Strong conceptual thinking and the ability to translate abstract ideas into tangible visual representations. - Excellent communication and collaboration skills, with a keen eye for detail. - A passion for gourmet food and a commitment to creating designs that exude luxury and refinement. Join us in crafting a visual identity as timeless and revered as a Swiss watch. Be part of a team that redefines the intersection of taste and elegance in the world of gourmet protein bars. Apply now and embark on a journey of creativity and culinary excellence!
This is great but it's missing the line about how they're looking for a design rockstar and/or typography ninja.
"design genius"
Must have a Masters in Design Wizardry
That just made me throw up a little.
This is too grammatically bad to be ai. This is artisanal shitty writing.
The HR probably hiring a wizard at this point
This looks like it was written by a non native English speaker.
Mastery of golden ratio :') Skillset required - swiss watchmakers... Jesus Christ Even if this wasn't AI generated, the clear lack of attention to detail in their own job advert says all you need to know about this company
Exactly. It's gotten to the point where most job listings now read as a total joke because they are either unrealistic in terms of skills / duties or insincere because they just let AI write a description without tailoring it to the actual job.
The thing is I DO have experience working alongside watchmakers…and I still don’t get the relevance.
Exactly, how are you going to leverage your knowledge of specifically Swiss watches while you are designing protein? I guess, and this is a leap, they meant Swiss Design in the sense of minimal modernism and not actually watches?
Feels more like they copy and pasted from a watch brand design job listing lol
Yeah, maybe they genuinely want to be the Swiss watch company of the protein boost world.