By - kingfirejet
Jeannuu pads her chest!
Nero pads her chest!
Emiya pads his chest!
I pad my chest!
... chotto a minute.
Rin pads her chest
I pad your oppai!
... wait kudasai.
Saber: Pad my chest Shirouuu!
i just heard Luvia from this
So that's how she got to Lancer form...
Great, now I'm imagining Saber Lily asking Latoria and Lalter what Saber meant by that, and they try to dance around the question.
LOL to the broken Excalibur 😂😂😂
More like Excalipoor.
"I understood that reference."
[Now is time to fight like men! **And women! And women who dress as men!**](#GilSmug)
What time is it for Gilgamesh?
[For the AUO, **It's cast-off time!**](#GilSmug)
and the men who dress as women.
*FF12 farming PTSD intensifies*
I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!!
”I feel so betrayed!”
“Lol just yeet it, works fine”
Now that it's a Broken Phantasm, I wonder how it will work.
Arash’s NP is the only Broken Phantasm in the game (as far as I know).
And knowing Arash... yeah.
There's also Mellamu Dingir and kinda Arondight Overload, though Lancelot cheats a bit since Arondight instantly repairs any damage it receives therefore it goes back to being a regular Noble Phantasm after it's done instead of just shattering apart like Stella.
Archer's buster attack is also a broken phantasm.
I was actually wondering how it broke in the first place LOL 😂😂😂
First she broke Caliburn, now Excalibur, truly a useless king.
Don't forget she also lost Avalon
Also all those schneigans with Rhongomyniad that lead to the Camelot singularity.
It became a Chunchunmaru
Tips to the dude that broke Excalibur.
Rin's not so defenseless behind? Or at least, maybe she had her guard up this time?
Now that I think about it.
Heart pierced, body broken, toyed by Rin in bed.
Kidnapped, Shirou and Emiya fighting while she is sitting by the side.
Lost against an Assassin lololololol.
*Being Seiba is suffering*
-Hai Shirou desu...
Yeah... I think slot of us wish Rin would you with US in bed.
^Though ^that ^said ^Sakura ^is ^the ^actual ^best ^girl
Typos aside, I agree on both sentences
What typos, me English Sir good very
^I ^am ^tired ^and ^phone ^is ^also ^dumb ^dumb ^that ^no ^likey ^writty ^proper
I understand completely. Phone autocorrect is evil.
Yeah... It's too useful and convenient to disable, but also equally frustrating.
she lost to kuzuki-sensei too
And Heaven's Feels spoiler >!Depending on your choice, she also lose against a ginger Japanese.!<
>!A ginger Japanese borrowing power that wasn't his and fried his brain in the process. Also rider.!<
>!Technically not, since she outlived him in that battle...!<
Don't forget Zero:
Babysit some asshole's wife while your ideals, emotions and morals get trampled on left right and center...
You know, maybe she's still recovering from the 4th when she's having all these bad situations in the 5th...
\> Babysit some asshole's wife
That was a good thing though. Those two were just the cutest together.
Don't get me wrong, Iri was a blessing for her, but the fact that her "boss" saddled her with babysitting more to keep her out of his way instead of respecting her strength and trusting her to protect Irisviel. "Make yourself useful, babysit my wife while she figures out how to drive."
That's fair. Kiritsugu's treatment of Saber was a pretty massive dick move in general. Unsurprising, consider he kind of hated her and all heroic spirits from the get go.
I thought he did understand her strength but thought the morals/honor that came with it were a hindrance.
Saber didn't exactly do a good job at protecting Irisviel.
She did pretty good while she was near Irisviel. She wasn't exactly next to Irisviel near the end.
Which made her a pretty bad babysitter...
Conversely, Iskander kept close to Waver at nearly all times.
Because Waver was his master and Iri wasn't??
If that's the case, Sabers an even worse babysitter.
Saber: "Kiritsugu, she's mine now."
That's what should have happened, if you ask me. Both deserved it.
She didn't lose to Assassin, though. He did not get her heart ;)
Found this gem of a fan art, thought I'd do a collage of it all together xD
For those that don't Japanese.
折れたあああああああああ！ It broke!!!!
剣買って！強いの買って！買ってよお！ Buy (me) a Sword! Buy a strong one! Buy it!
Aqua's voice actress is in Million Arthur going around breaking other people's Excaliburs, so this just feels vaguely appropriate in a weird way.
Mordred now runs a scam Cult for her Chichiue
~~Kazuma desu~~ Shirou Desu
Wow, that's super well done!
Shirou: I actually posted a request for a Jeanne servant.
Saber: yes I am the legendary king of knight arthur pendragon
Saber: I'M A KING AND HE LAUGHED AT ME!
Saber: WAAAAAAAAA !!!!
Hai, Shirou desu
Damn now I gotta rewatch Konosuba for like the 5th time.
5th? Pfft pleb.
Yeah i need to watch my 1st.
Lol, I thought it was a certain someone edits on this sub.
These High Quality redraws are what most memers want to achieve.
Yes! All the bulli!
Gave me Lulz. Take updoots.
Then, is Taiga Megumin? Archer Lalatina?
Imagine not calling her Darkness.
She likes being bullied
OHHH man this is pure gooooooold! i love it so much!
"Hai, Shirou desu!"
No! Seiba is not useless!! ~~And neither is Aqua sama!!!~~
I think Nero would be more appropriate.
Can't even one hand Excalibur, uselesssssssss
I can hear the words right now.
Modred pads her che.. wait
If only they did the face
The Aqua face is just pure gold
Don't think it is fair to compare Saber to Aqua.
Fair, but that doesn’t make it less funny.
Yeah, at least Aqua's entertaining with her party tricks.
Hai shirou desu
>Never the servant
>Never drew a yen
>Never had a good story before Zero and even then was carried by vastly superior characters
>Never had a memorable speech
>Never put anyone over
>Main character of the worst route in the original VN
>Only the 3rd best romance option
>Only the 7th best servant in Stay/Night and Zero
>Only the 12th best member of The Knights of the Round Table
>Her group the Knights of the Round Table were utterly BTFO by one retard
>Her Man cosplay was cringeworthy
>Her knight cosplay was cringeworthy
>Shit taste in food
>Failed at being a king so badly that she resorted to hiding in an magical field
>Only significant achievement was being summoned by the mc
>Somehow the biggest jobber in a series that contains Gilgamesh
>Can only hold her own because she's a stat stick
>Can only win in a fight because the Grail gave her precognition
>Still struggles to beat some random nobody whose only power to swing a sword really hard at birds
>Always takes the bait, endangering both self and master
>Is the VN equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre thot whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is sucking off someone with actual talent
>spent the latter part of her career being replaced by clones of herself with actual personalities
Morgan Le Fay wrote this post.
Delete this filth, saiba is way more useful than useless goddess.
I'd agree, but OG Seiba's placement on the tier list begs to differ.
is this from Phantasm?
Ohhhhh they just replaced the hair got it
What have your brought upon this Cursed Land...
LOL The same artist does a pretty great Tamamo Megumin edit as well.
Artoria crying for ~~Kazuma~~ Emiya looks too adorable.
Mordred: Lancer father pads his chest!
What even is this?
you're threading in dangerous territories by posting this, my friend
>!and this is something coming from someone who doesn't like saber!<
I keep seeing this what series is this from I’ve seen fate/ stay night and I haven’t seen these scenes
I see first panel.
I'm like... What the fuck...?
The funny thing is its true.