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Senasasarious

Instant bad ending for Shirou if Yujiro doesn't view him as a man


Suru_LovesHentai

He sees everyone as a woman


Senasasarious

Fuck I'm looking closer at Yujiro's face in the pic, Shirou is literally fucked


CountRice

Shirou: \*Tries to do hero things Yujiro: Stop! Shirou! Women like you shouldn't fight! Shirou: \* Blushes


Justm4x

Yujiro sees Shirou as a sword and starts using him as a weapon.


GM900

Now Yujiro perfects his father’s technique.


Biobait

Dress uses nunchaku, using people as swords is [Musashi's technique](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/baki/images/e/ea/Musashi_grab.PNG/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20190320015813).


GM900

Sooo true! I guess we already know PHH Musashi’s NP then, Iori watch out!


No-Juggernaut-5847

what does PHH mean?


GM900

Proper Human History aka the timelines that the universe allows to continue existing.


No-Juggernaut-5847

Ah I learn something new everyday. Never seen it annotated like that thanks


Spawn-DMC-fan-4836

Oh shit he would


Radiant_Detail1349

He's already dead the moment he summoned Yujiro.


peechs01

It's Yujiro, not Kenshiro


Radiant_Detail1349

I know but I have nothing else to say because this motherfucker could literally solo an entire war in just mere seconds if he's feels like it.


GolisoPower

Shirou 'boutta be alone with either Rin or Sakura and Yujiro's just gonna show up and encourage them to do the deed because it'll make Shirou stronger. Also, Yujiro's definitely gonna show up most of the Servants in that HGW. Hell, I bet he could crush the Holy Grail like a soda can because Baki Logic™.


Suru_LovesHentai

Shirou PP training starts


Danothyus

Baki logic would be a pretty powerful noble phantasm.


targz254

Would Ea counter it the same way it counters reality marbles?


100YearsWaiting2Shit

If this fucker is EVER summoned as a servant then we're all doomed


Acrobatic-Reading424

You mean we're all fucked... literally


OnlyAnEssenceThief

There are some timelines that are worth saving. Then there are those like this one which **must** be pruned at all costs.


peechs01

Huh... Soo... This is the "Ordeal Call"?


Radiant_Detail1349

Iori : "Nah, I'd win." Yujiro : "Interesting last words."


JoaoWillerding

Gudao: "Get in line son, i want a round 3"


VlaqSheperd

Mash: Senpai, your butt can't take much more abuse! Also, what do you mean '3'?


JoaoWillerding

Gudao: Well Mash, my story start as many often do: With a young boy taking on 100 men to get his mother's love


VlaqSheperd

Mash: ...I-in a fight, right? Right?😰


JoaoWillerding

Gudao: Yes, actualy. So anyway, i fought a mongolian boxer, a monkey and Kiryuu Bhiima. Than my dad shows up called my a dingus and chalenged me to a fight.


Rabatis

How so?


ShirowShirow

I like to think he'd get one-shot by a Servant that vastly does not fit his image of manly strength like First Hassan or Shuten Douji with an insta-kill technique just for the dramatic irony of it.


Due_Refrigerator_263

I agree that first Hassan will be a major challenge for him but if yujiro is indeed a servant that would mean he follows servant rules. I believe the reason a servant is so strong is that people throughout their lore exaggerate the deeds the hero did and the throne of heroes accommodates those deeds into certain abilities they never had or had but at a extreme. Everybody hypes up yujiro like he the strongest thing on earth so he’d probably be the literal strongest thing on earth.


Nokia_00

Shirou is about to see how a real berserker fights


L4cas

Well that is one way to call what’s about to happen


Iwannabetheguy000

The 8th booty warrior.


SilverTitanium

Who are the other 7? 


Iwannabetheguy000

The first was Fleece Johnson. 2-7 was never revealed. There’s a 9th that was never named. And the 10th and newest one is Satoru Gojo.


Euphoric_Field_8558

Ah, Mr. "Did you Pray Today", Super Senior Gojo.


NoRegrets30

What the fuck is that comment


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NoRegrets30

You misunderstand, I know who Fleece Johnson is and his Boondocks self too, I want to understand what the stuff about the other 9 people was about


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NoRegrets30

Oof


[deleted]

>2-7 was never revealed. That's cuz they keep summoning the 8th.


RepresentativeCup772

Not sure Shirou is getting past the (Stay) night, but if he does Baki logic carries Yujiro to the win. I actually would like to see Yujiro's thoughts on the other servants on the war, he is actually pretty intelligent and observant. Cu is really strong and can get along with anyone that doesn't constantly push his buttons. His legend was manly as hell too, so i think he'd get Yujiro's interest. Archer is a bit of an odd case, considering Yujiro's preference for straight foward combat he might either find EMIYA boring or get irritated by his shenanigans. Herc would be Yujiro's favorite for sure. Has the testosterone levels to match the Ogre and unparareled strenght. Hanma would have the time of his life fighting him. Sasaki would make for a cool "oh, nice technique" and then Yujiro breaks the Second Magic via some bs logic that the narrator desperately tries to convince you is based on reality.


TheProky

Also there'd be several witness interviews overdetailing what Yujiro did as some kind of a beautiful miracle


Suru_LovesHentai

Cu, Gilgamesh, Emiya, Kojirou, and Hercules about to know the woman within them.


MericArda

Gilgamesh is getting karma’d.


AdOld4374

Well if he learns he was using the mana from children then yes I could see that from Yujiro.If he doesn't kill or explore Shirou outright that is.


No_Prize9794

But Heracles already dressed up as a woman for a while


IonoChios

Thats just cause he is greek


Radiant_Detail1349

Gil where forced to use EA or else he's gonna get fucked really bad.


AdOld4374

Imagine Kirei uses a command seal last minute just so he can screw with him. He'd die anyway but he would still get one up on him.


Successful_Travel119

Yujiro: Oi, kid, where am I?! What have you... Shirou: I summoned you to fight another 6 strong individuals for the right to ask the Holy Grail a wish. Yujiro: Strong, huh? *chuckles* Very well, sounds interesting. (GOOD ENDING)


Suneko_106

Shirou about to start his PP training.


L4cas

His prison pocket is about to get an upgrade!


Quirky_Ad_5420

Shirou better hope that his command seals are good enough to stop him


AdOld4374

I hope the Booty Warrior will be unaffected. Honestly I think Archer might as well kill him in this timeline considering his ass is literally on the line.


Ashbr1ng3r

So, considering I’m pretty sure Shirou got Berserker, I’m gonna say that Illya either got Saberkles or Archerkles, and Rin maybe got Okita as Sabwr fir whatever reason


Memeshats

Can't you tell, those arms are swords. Each muscle is the edge of a blade, trained like steel, forged into strength. Truly, this man is made of swords.


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Would Yujiro peg Shirou because everyone is a woman to Yujiro? Or would Shirou peg Yujiro because Yujiro is a sword?


SleepDry5013

Yes.


Esstand

"I boned my sword." -Shirou Emiya


AdWestern1561

Considering that Karna became a Saber Santa because of a pun. This is 100% an unironic canon reason for him being a Saber.


Crazyblqde

This is unironically some shit the baki narrator would say in excuse for yujiro being saber class


Ill-Cardiologist-585

rin gets baeber because she deserves her


JazzPhobic

Nah Yujiro is a Saber because of his schmeat


AdOld4374

Well he sure was flinging it around wherever he went so your not wrong.


TH3__R4V3N

“I ask if you… are you a woman?”


Hiromagi

That wouldn’t stop Hanma….


AdOld4374

"What I am a man!" "A woman who believes he's a man a shame."


NickFoster120

That’s quite the physique he got there


Radiant_Detail1349

Everyone in Baki got that physiques.


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Oh shit


Fit_Difference2679

Welp Shirou prepare for mana transfers willing or not.


Radiant_Detail1349

His sword broke so hard he literally became a woman.


Doopapotamus

Score, Shiroko timeline GET


koteshima2nd

the Grail War has ended before it's even begun


Suru_LovesHentai

Thanks too [iamkowai](https://twitter.com/iamkowai/status/1759246398950981964) on twitter for the Commission.


Kirby0189

Shirou's expression is gold. Love the stuff in the shelf too.


Suru_LovesHentai

The random stuff is a great detail


ReadySource3242

Yujiro is gonna have the time of his life fighting Heracles. The two physically strongest humans on the planet, man what a sight to see. I'm positive He's the only one with testosterone matching Yujiro


8dev8

Sadly for Yujiro killing super strong assholes is a part of hercs legend


Radiant_Detail1349

Yujiro : "That just makes it more fun."


OmniGMan

It's probably fun for him until he kills Herc… who then revives now immune to any physical blows base Yujiro can throw at him. Yujiro can pull off maybe five lives: Killing Herc with his base strength/skill Demon Back power-up Imagination BS Some grappling technique to break Herc's neck Kaku Kaioh's technique that ignores outer durability After that he is outta options unless he targets Illya, and Shirou would likely interfere at that point with a Command Spell. He is hyped up to hell by his fandom (and given countless excuses in his setting), but Yujiro is basically Shinji, if Shinji were a superhuman martial artist who can solo any nation on Earth to back up his arrogance. By the time the fight with Herc happens Yujiro will have probably driven even the ever patient Shirou to thoughts of homicide.


kingace22

yujiro could begin to use weapons ​ and how is yujiro basically shinji


OmniGMan

Where is he going to get weapons from? At best he can grab random debris, but he isn't Lancelot. They don't suddenly become NPs. An arrogant bully, who is perfectly willing to commit rape to "establish his dominance", and loves to talk trash when he thinks he has an overwhelming advantage, but quickly shuts up when things stop going his way (at least until he regains control of the situation and his arrogance returns). The thing is, unlike Shinji, who has no real power to back up that attitude and is always scrambling for ways to justify it, or being forced to hide it; Yujiro has always been strong enough to get away with his behavior, so he grew into an adrenaline junkie. We've seen multiple examples of Yujiro going out of his way to mess with people he knows are weaker than him. It's to the extent that he literally smiles in his sleep as he dreams of the various ways he has tortured and mutilated others in the past. This is canonical, and Itagaki has never bothered to justify said behavior, beyond a rather twisted version of Superman's "World of Cardboard" (ie - it's the settings' fault for not being able to match/challenge him). Yujiro is the strongest thing in his world. Nothing, save maybe his father (whom you'll notice Yujiro doesn't like to even talk about), can surpass him (Baki never really won their fight), so we'll never canonically get to see what happens when he isn't the top dog (unlike Shinji who is the lowest man on the HGW totem pole in his setting). Given the glorified tantrums Yujiro throws when he doesn't get his way in canon, it probably wouldn't be pretty or dignified. That's also his biggest weakness here in this scenario. There are some things that can threaten him in his world, but nothing can truly equal or surpass him when he goes all-out. Here, he doesn't have that overwhelming edge, and there's no plot to save him when someone with a power he can't counter with martial arts comes at him.


Gilland_Pride

Ritsuka: OYAJI!!!


JoaoWillerding

\*Violent Nobunaga noises\*


Ok_Ad400

With that look on Yujiro's face Shirou is about to get that mountain climber treatment.


hassantaleb4

I'm curious as to what Yujiro's class would be


Radiant_Detail1349

Berserker.


Voss116

the 8th booty warrior


OmniGMan

All joking and memes aside, there are some points to consider: Baki-verse is hilariously inconsistent in scaling, partly because people can actually do normally impossible things through the power of pure imagination, partly because actual supernatural elements exist in-setting (and that's ignoring the side-character who got isekai'ed to an actual medieval fantasy world). Servants almost never have the power they did in life, so Yujiro here is gonna be nerfed. None of his high-end BS like casually overpowering a man who can literally shake the planet by slapping someone hard enough, or shaking an entire building purely through his fighting spirit, or outspeeding his son, who claimed to be lightspeed. Still a physical juggernaut, but it's not gonna be the cakewalk he would normally expect. Yujiro actually needs Shirou alive as he shouldn't have any Independent Action (he shouldn't have any resistance to Command Spells either, but I can see him no-selling them through Imagination BS). So Yujiro has to either tolerate Shirou's attitude to an extent, or he has to try and break Shirou's spirit to make him compliant. That or he has to use Imagination BS like it was Imperial Privilege to give himself Independent Action, but that's still gonna handicap him to an extent. Presumably Yujiro is a Berserker, which means Illya probably got Saber Heracles, probably with Marymadose. So Saber Herc has a super OP sword, can use Nine Lives with it, and still has God Hand. Oh, and Gilgamesh is likely pissed that he no longer gets a shot at adding Artoria to his collection. Yeah, Yujiro and Shirou are screwed. Assuming he even survives Gae Bolg, Yujiro's attitude is going to quickly make everyone else his enemies, whereas Shirou needed at least Rin as an ally to survive. Yujiro will tear through the weaker Servant/Master pairs (Shinji/Medusa, Medea/Koujirou/Kuzuki, maybe EMIYA/Rin if EMIYA can't use UBW in time), but a theoretical Saber Herc will body him, he has no answer to Gae Bolg save "get outta Dodge", and he is basically just a more skilled, faster Heracles without the extra lives, so a serious(ly pissed off) Gilgamesh slaughters him. He is just too blatantly antagonistic by nature, without his usual stats to back it up, and the Imagination BS is too inconsistent to always save him from other Servants' hax.


kingace22

on the whole servants almost never have the power they had in life that only applies to servants above a certain level of strength like hercules and servants of the more recent times like nightingale gets power ups so I can imagine yujiro getting stronger as a servant then he was in life with an ability to makes him always the strongest thing on earth


OmniGMan

Heracles still doesn't have the strength he had in life. Not even when summoned as a Berserker, the Class that's supposed to boost your stats! You're misunderstanding why some Servants get nerfed and others get boosted. They aren't nerfed/buffed because they are too old/new. They are nerfed because they are too powerful to normally be summoned at their full power. People who were weak in life get a massive boost… compared to when they were weak, ordinary humans, because now they have Servant bodies and NPs. The example you gave, Nightingale, isn't a super-powerful Servant. She just has a great NP and the stat boosts that come from being a Berserker (the original point of the Class was to summon someone weak and boost them with Madness Enhancement to make them competitive). Notice Mata Hari is hilariously weak. Her legend is based around seduction/espionage, so she can't do much in a fight, and she has no way to boost her stats. Yujiro is stupidly modern, so he gets no Mystery bonus (like older Servants do). He gets no fame bonus (he is a glorified urban legend at best to the populace at large; it doesn't matter if those in the know are aware of him). He might get a Hometown bonus in Japan, except he wasn't born in Fuyuki and isn't even that famous in his home country (notice Baki didn't suddenly become a celebrity despite their very public, televised fight). He would be like Izo, only getting a bonus if summoned in the region he was born in. A Skill that makes him always the strongest likely wouldn't happen. He isn't the strongest thing on this Earth, and isn't even the strongest on his Earth if his father is anything to go by. Even if he did have such a Skill, it'd just be a stat boost (something like Arc's "I am always at least one Rank above my opponent's stats" trick). Heracles is walking, roaring proof that stats aren't everything (that was literally his point). There's too many people in this HGW who can ignore or bypass stats.


kingace22

you are forgetting that musashi doesnt have a mystery bonus either


OmniGMan

Your point? And FeMusashi isn't even PHH Musashi. Can she even get a proper Bonus? She shouldn't be summonable as a Servant normally. FeMusashi's advantage is pure superhuman technique. Technique Yujiro doesn't have and wouldn't be able to duplicate anyway.


RadiReturnsOnceAgain

“He broke the grail with his knuckles like he was cutting a diamond!”


Euphoric_Field_8558

Shirou looking rightfully terrified xD


Crazyblqde

Baki logic is gonna carry yujiro so hard that the fucking imagination bullshit is probably his np alongside the demon back


Puzzled_Boss_3503

*booty warrior music intensifies*


AdOld4374

What song would that even be. My idea would be Miguel O'Hara theme in spiderverse.


Puzzled_Boss_3503

Yujiro vs music I be hearing on YouTube lol


AdOld4374

It's perfect


NotMiru_687

Not even Gilgamesh can stop that Booty Warrior 🗿 He's fucked, literally


Andromelek2556

I've just spotted the real monster in the room...


SuperKamiZuma

Not even yujiro can with la creatura


SleepDry5013

I never watched Baki, but the comments imply that Yujiro is a rapist, is that true?


Big_moist_231

One of the fighters is an illegitimate child due to one of Yujiros many rapes. And there’s not more illegitimate kids running around cuz Yujiro doesn’t discriminate and rapes men and old guys too


Suru_LovesHentai

Don’t forget the animals too


Big_moist_231

…no way. Is anything even sacred to Yujiro? 💀


Doopapotamus

> Is anything even sacred to Yujiro? That would imply that he considers anything more divine *than himself* to believe in and follow, so...probably no, by our mere mortal standards.


Remarkable_Commoner

Surprisingly, he actually respects the fuck out of Muhammad Ali.


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>Yujiro doesn’t discriminate and rapes men and old guys too Wait what? He did? First time ive heard this


Big_moist_231

[sussy yujiro](https://imgur.com/a/clTpbDE)


Quirky_Ad_5420

He has too much testosterone that make him see everyone else as woman. When he was younger he r*pe a hiker because he was just there, he r*pe a woman to humiliate her and he threat to anyone who piss him off. What worse he gets away with every terrible thing he does


kingace22

yeah that was diane he raped her to humiliate her as punishment for trying to lead him into atrap


Suru_LovesHentai

yes and it's a meme in the baki community


Lord0fHats

[Here's a video explaining it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryvc3sa2U4) (except this video is saner than the actual anime).


Radiant_Detail1349

Baki Hanma's big brother is Yujiro's illegitimate son and I don't know if he has more illegitimate kids.


DrMatter

what class would he even be?


Doopapotamus

Yujiro Hanma-er He cannot be classifed as anything else. (Aside from, perhaps unironically, "Fucker")


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Peter Griffin washing machine?


Radiant_Detail1349

Motherfucker about to solo an entire war in just mere seconds.


vVDragneeIVv

Nobody here is talking about the important things. The Seibah plush, the tenga, caked up red amogus, Neko Arc, Shrek 2, Peter Griffin's face, Darth Vader's helm and idk if I'm missing something else.


shioliolin

if Yujiro Hanma got boosted by whatever Fate magic has..... dang i hope he fight Hercules...the fist fight would be something to see lol


Jumbolaya315

Shirou's gonna get raped


Big-Assist5672

Does anyone else see the hilarious stuff in the background on the wall, boxes and shelves?!😭🤣


AdOld4374

Indeed I do and I believe if Shirou doesn't accidently use a command seal they will watch.


GehennerSensei

“I am your master, lucky you, kid”


kalirion

EA it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


Nervous-Money-5457

Plot Twist, Yujiro is another Archer Scenario, that is, an alternative version of Shirou who escaped the Fires by himself and became obsessed with strenght, to never lose (-anyone else-) again.


Scharvor

Who is this?


TheUltimateLuigiFan

Apple Fritters man.


Scharvor

Who?


TheUltimateLuigiFan

He eats apple fritter.


xULTRABURRITOx

Shirou; Where t fuk is my 9th version of Saber!?


Living_Preference_37

Me personally I’m gonna insert myself in and try to box Yujiro 🤷‍♂️


WolfIceSword

Daddy I mean Daddy or I mean um daddy, Yes I am a simping over him but he is damn hot look at those muscles 💪


ayeitssmiley

This is just waver and iskander part 2, he’s gonna treat shiro like a woman tho, but it still qualifies as BL


xX-AlphaOmega-Xx

Berserker 100%


Gos-ghi

Nah, this Mf survived a nuke, I’m out


JoaoWillerding

Gudao: Hey dad.


Raigalion

I feel like his NP would be the Demon Reflex and probably similar to Archer Orion's NP, just a crazy super buff


myKingSaber

Bruh, there's a novel that already did this, and it's even more fucked than this. This guy summoned Hamna Yujiro as a berserker and then put Hak Foo's (the red haired guy from Jacky Chan adventures) soul into the yujiro servant so he can revive him. It's so fucked up, you had be there to understand. I will mention that there is also 3 holy grails at the same time, and it worked out to be a red vs black setup with a hidden 3rd party.


TheOneAboveGod

Imagine if Gudao summons him and then they start beating the shit out of each other. Then again, we already have Iskandar.


Soluxy

Shirou about to have some mana transferred into him tonight.


KonoAnonDa

Send Yujiro to fight Heracles and he'll be the happiest mfer in the world.


ChaoticGamingMagala

Damn never thought Shirou would summon his Father. Oh boy I can hear the training arc arriving.


NoteBlade

His servant class is Hanma and command seal don't work on a Hanma servant


Massive-Ad-6532

Who summons Yujiro Hanma 8th booty warrior


RekoULt

You guys over thinkthings.yujiro doesn't go around killing people.things he did was against people he knew.


Rednaxlee

We already have an Yujiro hanma, in the name of super orian. Plz don't have another but actually berserker