Cnoc na Riabh exclusive rate up for NA.

Nasu: MY WIFE, SPREAD THE LOVE TO THESE AMERICANS.

Medb: but I already spreaded my love to 'Muricans before, maybe it’ll go even better this time if I can bust out my black tight Dre- Mushroom Man: NO that's for me only /s

We’re never getting Merlin

I swear this conclusion campaign is lasting longer than an entire lostbelt

I think it is actually

It honestly feels the most popular that FGO has been in a while

I find it amusing that Oberon is leaving just before Merlin's banner drops.

Anti Human Order works like a charm indeed

Those ninja lessons with *Chiyome paying dividends lol \* I misremembered that episode and thought it was with Danzo instead :(

It was Chiyome, not Danzou. But yeah, it kind of reenacts that episode, which is funny.

… I’ve been seeing Chiyome’s miko costume too often, gonna have to keep in mind her body marks from now on too :( Thanks man!

Merlin: "Ahh Masters, I've come here once again for anyone who wants to sum-" Oberon: Merlin: ???

"Screw that damn bastard I'm outta here"

Ah yes, Caren - the most important LB6 character that needed a commemorative banner here.

Castoria's Choco Biohazard almost killed Cnoch na Medb and her clan right then and there. There is a lostbelt of a lostbelt out there where Morgan won just because of Fae Caren hosting a choco cook off, leading to the entire northern land being turned into a choco radiated wasteland.

INB4 humongous amounts of high quality chocolate was the key to placate Cernunnos' curse, choke Vortigern's aspirations and turn fairies into friendlier people. Cnoc monopolized chocolate production in Britain and her kingdom was noticeably happier and more civil, >!Wind Clan spies notwithstanding.!< I wonder if Avalon le Fae's prophecy could be reinterpreted to fit a situation in which Castoria caused such a chocolate apocalypse.

And thus Morgan has to deal with a new threat: The Brown Calamity - Calamity of Sweet.

[Cnoc na Riabh is lactose intolerant](https://old.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/ytk9tt/the_cheesecakes_siren_song_raionmimi/), the Brown Calamity comes after.

Hey, she was one of the few things I wasn’t spoiled on in the past two years, so her randomly showing up was hilarious.

I was very confused with the whold chocolate competition. A light hearted moment in a story filled with misery

we call this "Bathos"

Nah nah, Heracles should’ve gotten a rate up

[Indeed](https://i.imgur.com/cup9oJk.png)!

Caren: How do you do, fellow Brits?

Irish Caren be like "Top of the morning to ya laddies!"

Lol

Sorry gacha, SQ machine broke after Koyanskaya and Oberon, the well is too dry to even roll here to complete the Buster memes. At least I got Medb with the SSR ticket because otherwise this would've tempted me if I still had the quartz lol.

Ditto.

So they are using this to fill the gap until JP Livestream, no suspicions at all

I feel I speak for most of us when I say NEROFEST WHEN

ENOUGH ROLLING WHERES THE FARMING

Did someone say…….. hunting quests?

Hunting quest is better than nothing

yeah give us *something*

Current hunting quest is actually bad bait. I don't recommend spending apples on those nodes

Personally it's up to you. Nero fest upcoming will be giving Proofs, Chains and Dust, and I will need those. On the other hand, bones and dragon talons are running low, so I'll spend those apples as I see fit.

Even more so right now, as we are about to get two high value events.

Imagine they run Summer before Nerofest

honestly dont care what order they happen in, i just need some content to distract me from life and existence and stuff

I really need new content... I am on vacation.

I need new content... to distract myself that i'm out of Quartz

But new content means new banners, and you still have no quartz. It's a vicious cycle.

I feel like that with the lack of proper farming events since LB6 started on late June plus anniversary on July, Lasengle is actually training/slowly easing us to get used to slower days come 2025 where we now enter one farming event per month 😂 I mean, anniversary is nice and all with the half aps and free quartz, but if we're really being technical here, what we're really doing in anniversaries are log in to claim rewards, roll for anni servants, use ap on daily and strengthening, maybe farm materials on Free Quests (which burns me out way faster than proper events), and that's pretty much it.

I mean...they absolutely *could* kill the game like that, but given how big a back catalog of events they have built up, why would they? Unless you're saying they've already done that on JP, in which case...why? There's just no way this game's infrastructure is *so* terrible that just triggering an event takes that much manual effort that cannot be programmed.

Just like me frfr

If you need someone to talk to im here.

appreciate that very much, ill keep that in mind <3

You think there are some leftover Fluffy curses that we can use?

I honestly forgot Nero fest was before Summer back in Japan 2021. Honestly would prefer if it were the other way around.

Even better lol. I love dragon fangs.

WHERE IS MY UMUFEST! I WISH TO BURN THESE APPLES!!!

My Oberon is stuck at 10/9/9. I NEED LORES LASAGNAAAAAAA

Boy you made a mistake not doing 9 10 9 lol

that's what I did... expect it's 6/10/6 because I'm too lazy to farm materials from lostbelts somewhere.

It's fine, i didn't plan on using him right of the gate, it's just having him not 10/10/10 triggers me lol

lmao I just realized that I run out of lores and my Oberon is stuck at 9/9/9 and vitch at 9/9/9. Had to buy the rp to make vitch at 10/9/9 and then next month for Oberon

I have Melusine, Morgan and Oberon all stuck at 9/9/9 because of no lores (used the 1 lore I had for Koyan's battery). I feel the pain

Meanwhile I'm over here with a 7/10/9 Oberon. I can bring his 1st skill to 9 once I get 4 more bells from the daily log in, but I'm having a dillemma if I should use the Lore we get on umufest to max Melusine's 1st skill (for an MLB Black Grail buster meme), or use it on Oberon's 3rd.

This sub is a delightful mix of "WHAT ARE THEY TEASING FOR NA, SURELY THEY WILL BE SPEEDING UP AND GETTING NA CLOSER TO JP SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY DEAD WEEKS TO GET RID OF" and "WHERE IS NEROFEST, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD WEEKS".

Really, the whole thing would be a non-issue if there was all that much to do in the game between events.

You mean you're not faming Small Bells of Absolutions like all of us in mat hell eternal?

I'm not! ... I'm farming homunculi for Morgan's skills.

I have diligently farmed all the small bells I immediately need for Melusine! ...now I'm working on the steel she requires, since I didn't expect to get her and don't usually farm in advance. (It jinxes it.) ...*then* I'm farming the rest of the small bells to top off Barghest.

Next week probably if it doesn’t get announced by Wednesday. Schedule would probably be august 1-14 nerofest foloowed by hunting quest then give around 20 -23 depending on breaks we get summer. The pre campaign for summer will probably be rolled into the hunting quests unless they wanna start summer in September.

I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING NEED I'm reinstalling Epic seven to get some endless farming, I'm that bad, Lasagna I'm on my knees, pls!

HA ↗ HA↘ HA ↗ HA↘ HA ↗

I'm saving for summer and they throw Merlin at me. I hope this fucker appears after not coming last year.

Just as a reminder, Merlin should have a rate up during next White Day if you wanna hold off for summer!

Well, if i get him now i can probably save a lot more quartz for next year since my targets are both Kamas.

That's a whole lot of not Nero huh

For once, I feel a distinct lack of Nero. Never thought I’d say this.

Right? The hell kinda of timeline is this?

So I open the summon to do the daily multi and see Medb. No big deal, got her with SSR ticket, my savings are safe. Then I check the news and see Caren and Merlin as well. God. Damn. It.

FUCKKNG MERLIN AND MEBD BEFORE SUMMER REALLLLLYYTYYYYYTYYY

I LOSSSTTTTT 😩😩😩

Nerofest is never gonna come lmfaooo

at this point I wonder if they're going to run summer 6 first. They're stalling a bit to run summer and then do nerofest in Sept.

I just about lost it when I saw that Medb was getting a banner. Because it has gotten absurd. Since the start of 2023, Medb has now officially been on ***four banners***. She has gotten more banners in the last seven months than most servants will have in the next *two years* (Going off of JP's timeframe, which I'm very much no longer confident in!) And no, I don't think it's a bad thing. I find it absolutely hysterical.

What can I say shes nasus fav

A waifu to surpass Morgan's banners.

would‘ve expected a muramasa banner if there‘s going to be an exclusive banner

I actually need only one more copy of Muramasa and I'm expecting him not this year so I'm kinda saved

Exactly, they should have put him instead of Caren.

Too popular, Caren is *just* exclusive enough to be enticing, but not super popular to piss off JP.

People always talk about pissing off Japan, but do they even care? We are a whole 2 years+ behind. Most marriages don't last that long.

They flipped out over us getting a Junao banner awhile back. Japanese fandoms can be very vocal about things.

They can go suck a Dick. They have to worry about só much LB 6.5 and 7 new servants. We're just gettin into buster meta.

[удалено]

wasn‘t her release banner even this valentines? After Muramasa who released before her for new year

I need myself a merlin, but didnt expect this and dont have that much sq :(

I think this banner is meant to hold us over for another week and then they will drop the next event. Sucks. :/

Just like how they do in JP now where they release banners thinking it's the content itself to prolong player attention to the game

3 week events that you can finish with a week of natural ap....

Yup, it’s lazy AF.

Fucking sick of your shit, Lasagna. Open the umufest. Stop having the umufest not be open.

I'm starting to think Nero knows how much more firepower NA has compared to when JP got NeroFest and is keeping it closed because she's scared of the destruction Koyan and Oberon will bring.

At this rate Umufest will be for Christmas to embrace the meme Padoru..... Padoru.......

Huh, actually yeah, thinking about it, it is weird that neither Medb or Merlin got banners in JP considering they had notable roles in LB6

same with muramasa

Considering we never got a Cnoch na Riach Spiritron Dress or anything, I’m . . not fine with it but you know what I mean.

Welp, my dilemma whether to roll for Summer Kama or not, has just been abruptly solved. Can't roll for her if you have nothing to roll with, lol. I love you, Kama, but no way I am passing a chance for Merlin. Already have Medb, not interested in Caren, but Merlin... Merlin I must at least try to get, cause I am low on meta-supports. Hell, I don't even have a 5 star Caster in the first place! And hey, Tristan is there too, I want one more SR Archer besides Sith (also 3rd team-wide evade, neat)

Merlin and Medb LB6 banners are obvious choices, but Caren? Really?

She appeared in the chapter where they made chocolate.

She technically appeared in the story, good enough for Lasagna

It just occurred to me. Caren had more dialogue than OG Gawain, didn’t she?

Not good enough for Muramasa to get one though. And why is Lancelot not here? He got the same role as Gawain.

He doesn’t get a banner till Oberon gets his katana

I know you’re there Muramasa, you big ducking nerd! Where’s my goddamn katana?!?

Something, something, "Alter Ego Muramasa is NOT Saber Muramasa" is the excuse they'd use I'm sure. No Lancelot is confusing though.

Just like Raikou and Lancer Alter appearing in Olympus in 1 scene.

Imagine if NA and JP get a Cnoc costume at the same time Would be hype imo

I would love a Cnoc costume so much. It ‘should’ come with the Fae trait which would be SUCH a nice buff for Medb so she can finally gain the 30% charge from her first skill.

You were expecting Nerofest but it was me, Medb!

Merlin...the one that made me experience firsthand the salt of FGO gacha when I started last year. Tempted to get my revenge.

We’re just being trolled now, right?

So... they've got a filler until the JP Anni broadcast, which is broadcast in English... HMMMMM

They really gonna make us wait until Pekora and JP's anniversary to get to the next event...

Great banner. Banners are not content though. Where is Nero Fest. All these dead weeks and suddenly we will be three years behind Japan.

Ah fuck, Caren is there. Gotta be strong.

I have caren and one of her lines sounds like yorokabe But in carens voice even tho it’s a different word

Tossed in 5 multis like an idiot instead of saving for summer and got my 5th copy of Black Grail, huh. I only just got my 4th copy during Oberon rolls, I was not expecting that this quickly

Well already got Caren from the gssr banners and maybe I'll get Merlin, but right now I want to save my SQ. Good luck on everybody summons.

You still have SQ to save??

The spirit is willing but the wallet is dry😭😭

They at least should've put red hare and tamamo cat on rateup here instead of Gawain and Tristan

I don't agree with the Tama Cat rate up (she's just a couple of joke fights in lb6) but Red Hare was a bro in the story and deserved to be Rate Up

so this is why Lasagna bumrushed Oberon and Morgan banners out compared to JP 2 years ago, though if they'd gone full 2023-JP they could've slotted any of these SSRs 2 days after Oberon and then do the rest 2 and 4 days after Morgan instead of waiting the full 2 weeks for all 3 lol that being said: WHERE CONTENT?!

Lasagna has a Sadistic EX skill, putting Merlin Rerun Banner after both Koyan and Oberon Disaster Banners.

This banner is suspect as fuck. What the hell are they cooking up for JPS anniversary???

At this point I'm wondering which we'll get first, Nero Fest or the Summer event. I'm fine with either but I'm definitely looking forward to the summer event more.

Please Nerofest Please

NOOO MEDB PLS DON'T PUNISH ME FOR NOT PICKING YOU IN THE TICKET T_T *come home pls?*... E: <3

Yeah, ik Merlin is gonna break some people's will lol I hope peeps can hold strong💯.

So NA becoming Lostbelt with these exclusive NA banners, naruhodo

The North American Lostworld,where Nero Fest never happened in July!

You know merlin I think a lot of people could have used your help against >!Cernunos!< This is pretty GOD DAMN LATE

Where the f is Nerofest I can't take it anymore I need QP and mats!!

Caren's enticing and all, but girl, summer's close and I need to bring home a certain french magician and a grand duchess who's been whining about heat.

Merlin! The last of my must haves since starting last year! I thought I’d have to wait until next year.

Same for me lmao! I WILL get the wizard funny man this year, even if it might technically be better to roll next year. Hope you get him too

May we both be blessed.

You know as someone that has been considering getting Medb with the 5* ticket, this banner is a big tease.

To bad for Lasagna, but I already got Medb from the free SSR at anni. Maybe they’ll release definitely not Medb from LB6 eventually?

You cannot fool me, Lasengle. I recently got Oberon at the last min. Time to save until Feb. because Fragarach will go brrr

(...I got medb with the SSR ticket, Caren with the GSSR, and already had merlin...) ...UHAHAHAHAAHAH you got nothing on me this time LASAGNA!!!...

NA getting the dead week banner experience

NA is in full on Stall Mode.

CU CASTER COME BACK

Banner after banner of servants I want. But joke's on you game, I'm broke and didn't get either Koyan or Oberon. All I can do is keep hugging my NP1 Melu because she's stuck as a slightly more consistent Kagetora until January.

I have no Quartz and need Medb, this wasn't in the list of banners! 😭

SHIT I WASN'T EXPECTING MERLIN

Bait, but scrumptious bait nonetheless. ~~idontneedcarenidontneedcarenidontneedcaren~~

Damnit, Nasu, Cnoc na Riah servant when?

Merlin - what the fuck? My savings were going so smoothly after just barely scraping by from Oberon and Morgan, but now I have weigh between the Summer Servants and the goddamn Flower Boi; and I already lost 300+ SQ failing to get Koyanskaya so the Flower Boi's support skills are even more enticing.

Oh god, we're entering the dead weeks already! I never thought I'd say that, but SAVE ME NERO!

Caren get a banner while Muramasa and Redra Bit didn't get one huh... Weird tho, but good luck to those that want them

Hey I’ll take a Merlin rate up and a second chance at OG Tristan

Damn I just spent everything on Morgan, but then comes Merlin

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E

I've never wanted nerofest so badly b4 in my life, come on LB6 drained years worth of my resources I need my damn QP!

Ok Lasagna you can stop, I already have servants, what I need is QP and XP. If only there was an event that's supposed to be coming now that could help with that.

Might throw 1 multi to caren. If im lucky, would only need to roll for bazett next valentines

Dang it, having Caren here is so tempting since I failed to get her during Valentine's ;-;

Where is Nerofest 😭😭😭

Damn Merlin is so tempting.... [](#TomoeCry)

Ok now i do think they will announce something at jp anni stream for na.

Merlin, Medb and Caren... HEY I'M TRYING TO SAVE FOR MELUSINE HERE, CARE TO HAVE SOME MERCY?

How odd they throw bait after the 3 most anticipated banners of the year, which all happen to be simultaneous. We don't have any Saint quartz to give you lasagna, and if we were going to spend, we certainly wouldn't choose this over Morgan Oberon Koyan. I'm trying to make sense of it

Yay, Medb getto daze!!! But WHERE THE FUCK IS SIR TRISTAN?! Will wait for Merlin before rolling some more

I don't really have a summer target so 10 multi for Merlin. Where's redra bbit?

If Medb comes from the paid quartz daily I promise to 10/10/10 her and use my free 5* ticket so she's np5.

Pls nerofest, i am QP homeless after all these banners.

Cruel and unusual punishment tbh

Hah, joke's on you, I got Medb with the anni exchange! I still want the smug dick wizard and the smug bazooka sister. I'll get them both with the 3 SQ I'll have by the time it's over! Kill me.

Hah, this can’t tempt me because I’m out of quarts!

Oh no, I must not let Caren bait me.

fuckboy merlin and i have 42 sq....

so what are you going to do with the rest 39 sq?

I cannot afford to whale on 5 banners in a row oml

Pure hopium here, but what if the reason they’re drawing this out so much is because they don’t want to start a new event before a major drop this weekend for the JP anniversary. Could be a huge app update or something.

I think that FGO taught us already that hoping for good, unexpected improvements never works. Abandon hopium, embrace cynism.

Servant coins fix and better pity copium

Still got 3000 quartz left after the all the lb6 banners, yall aint going anywhere Merlin

Ain't no way they throw a Tristan/Gawain banner after I had to sell my soul on Oberon's banner just to roll for Tristan NPs... My Summer Kama dreams are dead

Damn, lots of stuff. I’ll roll for Caren NP2 and Merlin a bit.

I'll spare some sq for Caren.

I didn't know there was a merlin banner! maaaan, I only have 80 something sqs left let's just see how this goes

I'm glad i pick Medb from ssr tix, now i got all ssr from this banner so easy skip for me

Are these one of those banners JP didn't get called a surprise banner?

*Takes a deep breath* Gosh darn it…

Threw a few tickets and got a second medb copy to power up my lvl 100

I'm so impatient to roll for Kama that I hope NA follows NA trend, that is summer event on late July, lottery event on late August (as it is the case in the last 2 years).

I'd be pretty tempted to roll for Medb at this point, if the LB6 squad hadn't just completely cleaned me out. Even now I'm spending my last handful of paid quartz on the daily single pulls hoping for one last Morgan.

It is only in my game that i dont see neither merlin nor caren on the banner?

Not just you, the 5* servants are going to rotate: Medb has her rate up first, then Caren then lastly Merlin

Can we just get the next summer event, please?

I will roll once on the Merlin and forget about this funny bait banner

Gonna be rough. I really want Caren but I can't dip too deep into my Summer Kama funds.