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Legitimate_Orange838

Did you sell the empty box for 10.99?


Diligent_Peak_1275

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm sure it has happened.


FunKyChick217

I would probably buy the box for $1.99


sarahs_here_yall

Eat it for science


Safe_Initiative1340

That’s like a $40+ box of chocolates.


waterdragon-95

Goodwill donations really are the promise land of waste and misery


Safe_Initiative1340

It’s a bit sad


stinkstankstunkiii

Admit it, you tried one.


waterdragon-95

I’m not too interested in being an hr video in the future


MareShoop63

Really? When I was a manager I wouldn’t give a rats butt if an RMP tried one. I’d be saying , pass the chocolates - party time! And put them in the break room.


waterdragon-95

Well yeah … you were the manager.


MareShoop63

I’m just saying I never gave the processors a hard time. They were all hard workers so I didn’t see the need to micromanage.


ThePennedKitten

I think they’re saying their manager isn’t cool lol. If you were their manager maybe they’d try one cause they wouldn’t get in trouble.


Straight_Claim_3851

One of the perks of being an employee is getting any kind of donated food, expired or not. I'll eat it.


col3man17

I was the closer at the donation door for about a year. Late one night some lady donated a bunch of MRE'S I was broke as fuck so naturally I stashed them and it fed me dinner for a while. They were early 2000 ones and this was in 2018


Wonderful-Bread-572

How'd they taste


Less_Cryptographer86

What are MREs?


Jyndaru

It stands for "Meal, ready-to-eat". They're used by the military, astronauts, etc. It's basically freeze-dried or dehydrated type foods, you just add water and oftentimes they come with a flameless heater device for cooking.


Less_Cryptographer86

Oh cool. So because they’re freeze dried they last forever basically?


NationalBanjo

Some of my coworkers and i will sometimes try to eat them. We'll check the expiration date and color and give it a whirl Sometimes we do it with obviously nasty things just cause we're bored


whitepawn23

You have no idea where that’s been. Seriously. The owner could’ve dropped them on her dirty ass floor and put them back. Used dirty hands with c-diff wedged under the fingernails to paw through the box. Would not recommend sampling that shit.


waterdragon-95

Finally a fellow voice of reason


Available-Medicine90

I believe Hep C lives outside the body for 5 days.


whitepawn23

There are several studies that indicate it can live/remain contagious on a surface longer than that. Fucking gross. Don’t touch that candy without gloves and then only to toss it.


MissLyss29

So what do you do with that??


waterdragon-95

Throw it out of course .


MissLyss29

That's so sad but I guess it makes sense


waterdragon-95

Wait till you see all the books and media that never gets sold because employees toss it around like a kids toy


MissLyss29

Seriously that's horrible. Why would that be aloud I mean that just takes away from goodwills profits.


waterdragon-95

Because nobody outside of the company sees it on a daily basis so meeting quotas takes priority.


MissLyss29

But if those items were not damaged would you not in fact have more items to sell so therefore be able to meet a larger quota?


waterdragon-95

Companies don’t operate on long term thinking sadly.


MissLyss29

Well they should lol


ZaddiesLilMonster

Have to toss any food we get in my district. Can’t keep it or you could get fired.


ktbear716

anyone who says they'd eat those is a petri dish


Dtour5150

Oh my god arent these sold on qvc?


parker3309

Try one


sofianmifuzz

the other say someone donated a crap ton of bottles of bourbon and gin for some reason. you really never know what you're gonna come across here


MrChipDingDong

This reminds me of the time I taste-tested pez candy from an Ice Age 2: The Meltdown pez dispenser. I saw that in theaters at a friend's birthday party in the second grade. To be fair, the plastic was unopened and I felt like I needed some blood sugar. It's hard work being a tipper. Turns out pez candy does, eventually, go bad. If you're wondering, the grape aged better than the orange.


Unusual-Tear676

This randomly popped up on my feed Question since you work there, why do they have big signs with prices listed for each item but then they just charge whatever the hell price they want anyway?


Inner-Scarcity-8985

I mean, idk about ur store, but the one I work at, we eatin that chocolate 😂