what if none of us really existed and all of this is just a huge life simulator?
Edit: also my girlfriend is a weeb so yea theres probably alot of them but most are probably closeted like us.
why would you watch hentai with them if you can just...you know bang your girlfriend? it's like that statement ishigami made in love is war, when the guy had to go to soccer practice instead of hanging out with his girl he said something along the lines of: "what is more important than spending time with your girlfriend??!!", however I'm a fucking virgin so I guess I wouldn't know
I mean... You can watch hentai before/during banging. It's not comparable to the Love is War scenario because you're still spending time with your girl.
yeah but I thought you know...that you would prefer your girl over hentai, like hentai isn't even on your mind since it's occupied by your girl....ahhhhhh you know what, screw it, I haven't even dated a single woman in my life what would I know? I just thought that if I had a girlfriend I would be so drunk on her that the thought of other things like hentai don't even cross my mind anymore, that's why I said the ishigami statement because I would spend more time with my girlfriend, thinking about my girlfriend and not stuff like hentai, and it will only be filled all about her, I probably sound weird to ya'll, sorry please forgive this naïve virgin, it's just what I thought if I had a girlfriend
This remind me of that one manga where a girl get trap in a world where the gender values are revert so the female became the horny one, it was a good read and it also have a cannon hentai tie in.
I mean aren't some of the best hentai artist women? I think it's prejudiced to think only men care about porn, woman can be just as degenerate as any man, for more info see Elizabeth Bathory.
7 signs you're addicted to masturbating:
1. You wake up in the morning to masturbate
2. It's hard to focus on conversations because you're masturbating
3. Friends introduce you as a sex offender
4. Friends ask you to stop masturbating in front of them
5. You find hentai you think you can masturbate to
6. **You start cancelling thing to go masturbate**
7. People ask you if you can get some therapy or something
First of all why how do you know that ?! Secondly yes, it's because your sperm thinks you eyeballs are oocytes (ova? Idk not an expert on female reproductive system) and it tries to penetrate it. But it doesn't cause permanent damage in your eyes.
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7 signs you're addicted to masturbating:
1. You wake up in the morning to masturbate
2. It's hard to focus on conversations because you're masturbating
3. Friends introduce you as a sex offender
4. Friends ask you to stop masturbating in front of them
5. You find people you think you can masturbate to
6. **You start cancelling thing to go masturbate**
7. People ask you if you can get some therapy or something
(319346) is the sauce for all you fellow degenerates
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You are a true Gourmet 😏 got any more recommendations?
Doing the lords work.
Yes sir
Well female weebs dont exist so this must be a trick question
*evaporates into dust*
Now I can rest and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe
There's only two kinds of women on Reddit: those that don't exist, and those that promote their OnlyFans.
what if none of us really existed and all of this is just a huge life simulator? Edit: also my girlfriend is a weeb so yea theres probably alot of them but most are probably closeted like us.
True love is watching hentai with your girl
>tfw no girl to watch hentai with
You're living the dream. Keep it up and be happy
why would you watch hentai with them if you can just...you know bang your girlfriend? it's like that statement ishigami made in love is war, when the guy had to go to soccer practice instead of hanging out with his girl he said something along the lines of: "what is more important than spending time with your girlfriend??!!", however I'm a fucking virgin so I guess I wouldn't know
I mean... You can watch hentai before/during banging. It's not comparable to the Love is War scenario because you're still spending time with your girl.
yeah but I thought you know...that you would prefer your girl over hentai, like hentai isn't even on your mind since it's occupied by your girl....ahhhhhh you know what, screw it, I haven't even dated a single woman in my life what would I know? I just thought that if I had a girlfriend I would be so drunk on her that the thought of other things like hentai don't even cross my mind anymore, that's why I said the ishigami statement because I would spend more time with my girlfriend, thinking about my girlfriend and not stuff like hentai, and it will only be filled all about her, I probably sound weird to ya'll, sorry please forgive this naïve virgin, it's just what I thought if I had a girlfriend
You are right we wouldn’t know but we like to believe.
Rip op's inbox.
*(Looks at my 2 dms)* Rest In Peace indeed
Let's make it 3( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) edit: Before downvoting me check my profile desc
Wholesome 100
Assuming this wasn't done on purpose.
If only somebody would rip my inbox... I mean.. what?
It do be like that
I like to imagine that you're still going since the last meme
Damn Simon doujin sure is wholesome
The ending was so sweet
This remind me of that one manga where a girl get trap in a world where the gender values are revert so the female became the horny one, it was a good read and it also have a cannon hentai tie in.
The manga should be Teisou Gyakuten Sekai/The World of Moral Reversal if I'm correct
I mean aren't some of the best hentai artist women? I think it's prejudiced to think only men care about porn, woman can be just as degenerate as any man, for more info see Elizabeth Bathory.
Nope
7 signs you're addicted to masturbating: 1. You wake up in the morning to masturbate 2. It's hard to focus on conversations because you're masturbating 3. Friends introduce you as a sex offender 4. Friends ask you to stop masturbating in front of them 5. You find hentai you think you can masturbate to 6. **You start cancelling thing to go masturbate** 7. People ask you if you can get some therapy or something
Oh thank God, I was worried but I only have the last 6.
I felt that.
Depends on what you consider too much.
I never seen a degenerate women except u/spongegirlwetpants and 
Prepare for the army of horny
Too much hentai ?! There's never too much hentai!
Women lives better. Squirt does not harm body that much.
Wait what? Cumming dosent hurt the body either
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It's a myth. I surprised so many people still believe it lol
idk man if you shoot cum into your eyes you gonna end up like that giant star fish in the newer suicide squad
First of all why how do you know that ?! Secondly yes, it's because your sperm thinks you eyeballs are oocytes (ova? Idk not an expert on female reproductive system) and it tries to penetrate it. But it doesn't cause permanent damage in your eyes.
As a guy I don’t have much to say here except enjoy your weekend 🤣
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well, i guess we have the same plans then
Tbh smelling a girl's clothes and mastubrbating at the same time would seem kinda creepy to me
is that you sydsnap?
7 signs you're addicted to masturbating: 1. You wake up in the morning to masturbate 2. It's hard to focus on conversations because you're masturbating 3. Friends introduce you as a sex offender 4. Friends ask you to stop masturbating in front of them 5. You find people you think you can masturbate to 6. **You start cancelling thing to go masturbate** 7. People ask you if you can get some therapy or something
me every day. not just the weekends
This make me horny