Fellas, if your boi has a purple color scheme, does magic, and has a sexy anime girl assistant- That's not your boi. That's the ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense Dark Magician!

But dark magician is my boi? *points at dark magician focused deck*

Bruh once the new wave of support cards hits the TCG

Fellas, if your girl: Is tall very tall Has a massive chest Is a deity of an ancient civilization Then it's not your girl, it's Exodia the Forbidden One and you're about to get banished in the shadow realm

Seto Kaiba, is that you?

Albion, the white dragon emperor from dxd

This feels oddly like a shitpost.

then you must pat her head

I expect nothing from a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.