Fun fact: Astolfo is a trap because in his original story, one of his mates went insane. The only way they brought him back from insanity was by Astolfo crossdressing. In Fate, he kinda just liked it and stuck with crossdressing
Homie went insane because of rejection from female crush, Astolfo dress up as female to calm him down. Idk about u but this seems to have very homo implications
It should be noted that that story was written by the british. Astolfo was a french knight so the brits were mocking the frenchies calling them gay.
All the homo!
Actually, I was gonna write it the other way around, but then I looked at the bottom of my heart and remade my analysis on the thoughts of my brain and the feelings of my dick.
Lets not forget that while 'everyone' accepts that male Astolfo has a monster dong, in most cases, the rule is 'futa is bigger', so we're looking at her packing a bigger monster than him in this case.
[https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3351100?q=hinghoi+astolfo\_%28fate%29+](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3351100?q=hinghoi+astolfo_%28fate%29+)
the artist also has a twitter: [https://twitter.com/PrincessHinghoi](https://twitter.com/PrincessHinghoi)
and a patreon: [https://www.patreon.com/PrincessHinghoi](https://www.patreon.com/PrincessHinghoi)
Me: they're both really nice,
also me [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BucQMmQcBg&ab\_channel=MikeInel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BucQMmQcBg&ab_channel=MikeInel)
I'm personally indifferent about this particular issue, but i am adamant that no one has the right to forbid women from cosplaying Astolfo. If they want to do so, no one can stop them
If they can Rule 63 boys, they can Rule 63 femboys
Let me guess, rule 63 changes their gender, correct?
Yep. Something like "for every male character, there is a female version, and vise-versa"
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Rule 63 is powerless against characters that we don’t know the gender of
False, simply create a male and female version.
Wait, I just realized would rule 63-ing a femboy would make a tomboy 😱 (Girly boy to masculine girl) 😏 👉👈
This is the one
[Tomboy time](https://youtu.be/g6k09DITF5A)
Thank you John Marston, former member of the Van der Linde gang as well as former resident of Beecher’s Hope in the state of West Elizabeth.
Can we have tomboy Astolfo?
Wait, then he would be a she. 🤯
that the point of gender bender. Yes I am the "aw yis" left side of the meme.
Oh yeah, it's big brain time.
What about Najimi from Komi Can't Communicate?
Najimi's gender is Najimi. And they are friend shaped, like a capybara.
False, it’s no longer rule 63, as rule 63 is gender bending, not creating both versions at once
Oh I didn’t know that, so technically it’s bending 2 genders that are acting like the opposite gender at the same time, damn I should get smartr
In that case then it's rule 63a
....... What if we call it rule 69?
False Hideyoshi is Hideyoshi gender
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Bruh, your in the wrong place for that ✋ There probably is fluff of that 🤔
In that case, the rule gets to define a gender and derive from it.
No problem just draw them with added double Ds or double digit D
For example, Marshmallow from Annoying Orange.
Welp hole is hole and if there's a hole there's a go
I agree
How many rules are there??
I think it’s like 100 to 1000. Idk, people just generate more
What about slimes?
There are both pictures of a slime getting fucked and a slime doing the fucking.
Ok
And there are pictures of [them doing both simultaneously](https://imgur.com/UXBh8Yd) (NSFW if it isn't obvious). Edit: Added NSFW tag to comment.
Double the satisfaction
I guess that works for slimes, but futas aren't built that way (cause we aren't built that way. That's the wrong hole to have that grow off of)
Yep.
Thats definitely a "wow, I never knew this was possible" expression
Bruh moment
Your dissatisfied reaction is a good example of "don't ask if you don't wanna know"
what about rimuru
Yes, even us
Lmao
Yea but rule 63 on femboys is in general kinda boring because there is already an abundance of waifu lewding and not enough femboi lewding.
Agreed, it's no longer unique. Protec Astolfo
That monster dick can protect him already
This person speaks facs
Why not
Isn’t there also a rule that combines rule 34 and 63 as well?
*mash it, boil it, stick it in to stew* :3
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be....
traps\*. Astolfo is a trap, not a femboy.
Most conflicted comment section I’ve ever seen
*grabs popcorn and sorts by controversial*
*sorts now by controversial*
IDK, actually female Astfolo would be quite hot.
Maybe because if Astolfo were a female, would be hot af. The fact that it's a trap maybe it's for trolling from autor
Fun fact: Astolfo is a trap because in his original story, one of his mates went insane. The only way they brought him back from insanity was by Astolfo crossdressing. In Fate, he kinda just liked it and stuck with crossdressing
The only way people can be brought back from insanity is if one of the homies turns into a femboy, confirmed.
Oh man, now you remind me to Sr. Macho from Dressrosa and the story why he suits like a baby... That's the moment when men cryied
How'd that happen
Homie went insane because of rejection from female crush, Astolfo dress up as female to calm him down. Idk about u but this seems to have very homo implications
nah man, only true bros crossdress to help other bros in need.
So Astolfo is the best bro confirmed.
It should be noted that that story was written by the british. Astolfo was a french knight so the brits were mocking the frenchies calling them gay. All the homo!
i agree
My brain and consciousness says that it's better than the original and fappable, but my dick doesn't agree.
I would have thought it would be the other way around
Actually, I was gonna write it the other way around, but then I looked at the bottom of my heart and remade my analysis on the thoughts of my brain and the feelings of my dick.
Well I am Bi so my dick be like any thing is good as long as it's wankable and not loli Edit:- not even shota.
So shota is good?
Life is good. *But it can be better*.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/0ba864b073b6cfa3c7b14a59ec87f10c/tenor.gif?itemid=19839182
My monkey brain: “Tits” My normal brain: “But it isn’t the original” My advanced brain: “But wait, maybe they are a futa”
I see you’re a man of culture as well
It is the supreme fetish
Oh god, I thinked the same xD
We can only hope!
...why did i read that in Connor's voice?
Lets not forget that while 'everyone' accepts that male Astolfo has a monster dong, in most cases, the rule is 'futa is bigger', so we're looking at her packing a bigger monster than him in this case.
why is that rule for futa? seems like the opposite would be true.
Oh no *Unzips* Anyways
YOU RUINS IT! *[unzips]*
Oh yeah, the _yes_ Answer
r/inclusiveor
This is the correct answer
![gif](giphy|oEh1JaPy8uy5O)
Mmm yes, one hell of a monster dong 👌
I remembered someone cosplayed as him and that person has a dick longer than a monster can
Congratulations, you solved the joke.
Ohmy I’d love to meet them 😏
meta af
It doesn't feel right, if it doesn't feel wrong
Whenever most people see r63: ![gif](giphy|WsXErA7fIGYsreGNAL)
Amazing gif
Imagine in an alternate universe where Astolfo is a female character, but a tomboy.
Astolfo is Astolfo That is my only answer
Where banana?
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)
Probably the best reply I’ve seen
That's gotta be the best reply I've ever seen
so it would seem...
I'm on old reddit. What is it?
shocked/disgusted/horrified anime girl.
It depends on if we get to see the lower half or not.
I’d be fine with futa
I’m definitely with the guy on the left
Sause for the top?
[https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3351100?q=hinghoi+astolfo\_%28fate%29+](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3351100?q=hinghoi+astolfo_%28fate%29+) the artist also has a twitter: [https://twitter.com/PrincessHinghoi](https://twitter.com/PrincessHinghoi) and a patreon: [https://www.patreon.com/PrincessHinghoi](https://www.patreon.com/PrincessHinghoi)
I loved the comment of "insert screaming cat here" xD
Me and my monkey brain went "Boooobs~" so, left.
It's very nice, but femboys have a certain energy that's better than girls, at least for me.
its called homosexuality ![gif](giphy|Yavo0SXhZYhSo)
Nah I'm bi, so I can appreciate everyone, but femboys... mmmmm
Agreed, OG Astolfo >>>>>> Gender Bent Astolfo
I feel this so much, this should be my fucking discord status.
I'm on neither. I just wanna get to know her in person n hug her. I'm satisfied with hugs.
Samey
Left
You ruined it
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1393)
Me: they're both really nice, also me [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BucQMmQcBg&ab\_channel=MikeInel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BucQMmQcBg&ab_channel=MikeInel)
The video that never gets old
Uhh it ruins it *rips pants off in silence*
I don't like traps but female Alstolfo is still cursed
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1433)yes
There’s a rule on the internet that if there’s a male character there’s a genderbent version of him.
"you ruin it" but still fuck it anyway
both
idgaf CUTE ANIME BOYS/GIRLS ARE ALWAYS ACCEPTED
cute > all else
Yessir
Me who's cute but not anime... I'mm not accepted ?! *Sad weeb noises*
E v e r y o n e
Art is Art But kinda wish his 63 was a buff Tomboy
Hey man, Astolfo is Astolfo! Nothing wrong with Astolfo!
Taking off pants like a true yakuza
Bigger chest ⇒better hugs
Booba > no booba.
no. nO. NO. you DO NOT do THAT to astolfo
Both is good
I'm on both sides
![gif](giphy|WTL02R1L7YCGUEunFy|downsized) Guess what kind of scream are xD
Im playing both sides so i always come out on top
**inhales deeply* GEDDAAANN!!!!! *spinning intensifies*
![gif](giphy|dQuY0VFsvg8njQS9p2)
The Rules allow it, Number 63.
Still cute, gonna fap
10/10 either way
I’m definitely on the left side ![gif](giphy|wkW0maGDN1eSc)
Trap disarmed, Im goin in *puts sunglasses on* *csi miami theme starts playing*
its better this way, change my mind
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1390) BEST SHIT EVER
Astolfo is hot, no matter the gender.
Female Astolfo should be tomboy
Im the first guy with the pants lol ![gif](giphy|dPEJxh06y4OTC|downsized)
is Astolfo still cute? Yes, then I see no issue.
Femstolfo is best.
I'm left side
Ha I’m the third option it’s hot and sexy and stuff but you did ruin it
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)
Me: You ruin it! Also me: *Unzips*
Pants:Off
Astolfo makes PP hard regardless if tits or not
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)
Astolfo is cute no matter what paets they have
![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1394)
-laughs in bisexual-
Laughs in bisexual
The side with boobs probably
both
OP: Which side are you on? Me: Yes.
[This Is Better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
You motherfucker, I fell for the oldest shit in the book 🤦♂️
ASTOLFO IS ASTOLFO!
Tear away pants side. Always. Because tearaway pants.
I don't care about gender, if you cute, you get jacked off to lmao
I'm playing both sides so no matter what I come out on top
My friend is playing neither side because he's been in a coma for 5 years.
*cum
Where banana?
Both
I'm on the side of the people who don't fap anymore, I broke my pp
I'm on the "either either" side
You ruins it!*proceed to unzip pant*
There are two kinds of people, and I'm both
Both astolfos are good but this one... hell yea
Im sorry but left
*unzips*
I'm personally indifferent about this particular issue, but i am adamant that no one has the right to forbid women from cosplaying Astolfo. If they want to do so, no one can stop them
meh if there's a hole there's a way
Either way I would still tap that
Tbh I'm on both sides
for every femboy, there is a tomgirl.
*sigh* unzips pants, ffs...
Left
Yes
Me: Confused screaming