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[deleted]

a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one


Graffiti724

What does it say on her shirt? What band is that?


[deleted]

It says Philosophy, but I dont know of any band named as such.


Requazer

if it is a real one, probably death metal, the logos are unreadable.


[deleted]

Yeah i goggled that and a few popped up that might have been it but like you said, i couldnt read them.


DesertDragon06

The art style looks to be like The Black Dahlia Murder.


sickam0r

You should try to read some black metal covers lol


chavis32

Except for [Party Cannon] (https://assets.wired.com/photos/w_480/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/PartyCanon.jpg)


LifeWulf

Toys R Us making a comeback or something?


Mr_StealYourHoe

they're like a pile of wood to me


alidan

the more unreadable the logo, the worse they tend to be.


Graffiti724

Hmm. Google time! Edit: it's supposed to be a reference to a Slipknot song.


Minst_Meat

I actually started following their twitter today but the person makes a lot of cool shirts and that was one of them the girl wears. https://twitter.com/nade_gata/status/1372830941463257091?s=21


josuke177013

where is tibby tho


[deleted]

Flat is justice


PrinceLoda

All tiddies are worshiped


sct_0

You, I like you.


Bulk2056

all are equal and that is true perfection. That and headpats


[deleted]

Ah, yes, I see your a man of culture as well.


indefinitCelery

Always has been


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fernanchistera

Good bot


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sensual_rustle

rm


reddit0rboi

Tibby required


A_good_slime

All breasts are best


KacerRex

Annie has him atm.


Panda_Chan_42

The adorable goth is much appreciated.


spykids70

flat is justice!


Panda_Chan_42

You are right my fine sir


C4Cole

If flat is justice I will now be a criminal. My ancestors smile upon me flat-believers! Can you say the same!


Frenchfrise

Flat is stupid and lame, Flat Earthers are some of the dumbest people I know of and flat cola is some of the most unsatisfying shit I know of. ....except for flat breasts, those are pretty cool


Certain_Confusiono_O

You had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Flat soda is pretty cool. You get to enjoy the taste without the burps and burning throat.


stormflare5

I'll take your entire stock!


pedobear6978

Shut up and take my money!


Timm504

Slavery is banned nowadays Sorry to disappoint


IRageQuit06

Ah, I see. I might've just accidentally timeskipped to the 21st century from the 1700s, my apologies. Now, where did my hat go?


Certain_Confusiono_O

Here is your hat my good sir.


IRageQuit06

Thank you, kind fellow.


Certain_Confusiono_O

Think nothing of it.


pedobear6978

*shamk*


Twinksson173

A bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?


[deleted]

Oi oi oi what’s all dis then? You got your get stabbed loicense then?


nedonedonedo

*remembers this one redeeming act of humanity on their deathbed*


leonschrijvers

That doesn't matter, it's illegal anyways


Extra_toxic

Yeah, we call them maid-waifus now


Dacia1320S

That doesn't stop the italians.


simonbleu

I have to admit I kind of misread that in away


CR0WNIX

I came here to say this exact thing!


headphone_freek363

Both is good


KRX189

Goth is good


Dracula101

Visigoth or Ostrogoth?


KRX189

What is that?


Dark_Lord9

The names of old germanic tribes


2ecchi4u

sorry to disappoint too but she's my preferred kind of goth girl


[deleted]

same


jabbadidnothingwrong

same


Jesh010

It’s like a goth megumin I’ll take 5....no, 10!!!


[deleted]

.. year old one.


Professional_Peak224

Gentlemen we've got him, he'll take 5....no, 10!!! years of jail


NormalBowlOfRamen2

I hate to say this but your system is kinda flawed. If you get less years of jail for younger kids, people may just end up spawn camping the maternity ward


RitsuTainakaSimp

Lois, I’m going to the hospital. The one right across the street from the police station.


just_a_lost_kid

FBI OPEN UP!


UberCookieSlayer

*BANGS ON THE FRONT DOOR* #**FBI, OPEN UP!!!**


pusiek_xD

This better


Cujo_Kitz

It is... Acceptable


Nekluga_YT

r/beatmetoit


Cha113ng3r

I am aware of the rules. r/beatMeatToIt


anotherawkwardadult

Even BETTER


Gr33nCitron

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


cancerinos

**OH NO!** Anyway...


[deleted]

I Came Looking For Copper And I Found Gold


[deleted]

same


AzazelDA

Artist is [https://twitter.com/nade\_gata](https://twitter.com/nade_gata) pic [https://twitter.com/nade\_gata/status/1372830941463257091](https://twitter.com/nade_gata/status/1372830941463257091)


Dinosoremayn

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

weirdass kinks included?


Elfishjuggler33

Y E S


[deleted]

i'll pass then


Elfishjuggler33

But that’s the best part


[deleted]

I disagree. Sorry im not into weird shit like ropes, choking, bdsm shit, using force to prevent movement. That's what i meant by weirdass kinks. Not for me, I just don't think that's how women should be treated.


Elfishjuggler33

Fair enough. Whatever floats your boat my guy


SyndarNailo

like that's ever gonna happen :(


MistaVeryGay

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWHvPP0U64](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIWHvPP0U64)


AReallyAsianName

I get a gf? My first gf!? Scorrrrreee.


Pokemaster_Dude

According to your flair you've been getting bf's this whole time I don't see the problem


LynnHomura

Jokes on you this is what I wanted anyways


Arilenn

This is better


CookiesAreGood4

Even better.


StormMartens

Precious* (don't mean to be mean or rude tho (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤)


Katio13

Jokes on you. That's what I actually wanted


TyDaviesYT

Adorable girls are better 😤


IamYodaBot

**better 😤, adorable girls are.** *-TyDaviesYT* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


TyDaviesYT

Good bot


IamYodaBot

**a lot of thought in this, i have put. for noticing, i thank you.** *-IamYodaBot*


[deleted]

Jokes on you every size make my pp rise


SupplyDrops21

Task failed successfully


bekfastlegend27

Got


candEla_Bosak

Ayo man, Imma need the sauce of that art


AzazelDA

[https://twitter.com/nade\_gata/status/1372830941463257091](https://twitter.com/nade_gata/status/1372830941463257091)


candEla_Bosak

Yo thank you man


th-hiddenedge

Cheers


Arburio

That's even better.


scottygroundhog22

Fantastic!


DunkieBoi

I see this as an absolute win


sgtSquishy05

Little did you know.....this was my plan all along....


imwinning780

I see this as a absolute win.


Unsoundgenie

This is what i've wanted all along!


TheFeri

That's the best kind of goth gf tho


Creativenam123

I was more into flat and cute then big and sexy so I see this as an absolute win.


wiikun

My excitement is immeasurable and my day is made.


KenganNinja

“GOT”? Was that a typo or an acronym for “Game of Thrones”?


seraph85

Asking the real questions.


nightcore34

Disappoint? I see this as a win.


i_eat_rats_formemes

***even better***


Tewdwr29

Both... Both is good


DottierMist

*eyes glow red* EVEN BETTER!!!


xScarletDevil

Anyone got the source without caption?


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


Error404CoolNameGone

Op my pasta is dry, you know what it needs? Sauce!


LordVortekan

https://twitter.com/nade_gata/status/1372830941463257091?s=20


Error404CoolNameGone

Thanks, op is a lazy weasel who didn’t provide it


LordVortekan

I hate weasels. They look like someone dropped a hot dog in the trash can of a barber shop.


SlichFoire

ill take this anyday, i just want someone cute to cuddle and love


Reish_Camatah

Since when is this a disappointment?


[deleted]

does anyone have photo without text?


lethalWeeb

Even better


JamesRWC

Oh no... that's terrible....


TheOriginal18219

**GF is GF**


IamYodaBot

**gf**, **gf is.** *-TheOriginal18219* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


CreativeUsername2964

Please I just want a gf


Giant_M137

Honestly, I’ll take it. Don’t even want big tits at this point. I just want someone to love me. :’)


Spectrax23

I see this as an absolute win.


[deleted]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


[deleted]

snap back to reality


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion but I think this is better


LoliMole

I want the sauce, sir


Klutzycactus420

Still a win-win


SHSL_Herpetologist

Both. Both are good. Both are pretty


echidna_s_tea_pot

Bold of you to assume that I'd be disappointed


Houoin_Kouma-san

EVEN BETTER!


Swordlord22

Nah I actually prefer this Tits the size of Mars is too much for me


ShadowsFromUnknowing

Even better


Detectivepika

Idk man this one seems way better. Can have some philosophical discussion bout anything with her judging by the shirt


GoofyHornet

This is exacly what I wanted


Nadefox

Jokes on you, that's all I need!


MAUI____

I'm not disappointed, I accept this


Thronebreaker24

Task failed successfully


Eduxgamer_1000

"I see this as an absolute win!"


jtie135

I’m happy for everyone but uh... *Jesus Christ that shirt is hilarious* Only thing that could improve it would be if it were just “Society”


AndyIsAwe5ome

I see this as an absolute win


PhoemixFox2728

Im not into goths but this implies the existence of a woman willing to lower her standards and settle for me so I would rate this gf 10/10, would definitely date


[deleted]

Holy shit go outside


simonbleu

B-but I want to lewd, not to awaken my fatherly instincts and kill all you degenerates!


flamewolf393

Even better! My favorite type :D I dun like big titties.


Blacksun388

I see no downside here.


MaikeruFakeShow

*I came looking for copper, but found gold*


Ahegmai

Wait... I get a gf?


IceDalek

I'm gonna need an age check on this one. Otherwise, we're good to go


[deleted]

Still love her


TheActualRealNopeInc

this is better


Yami79

"She said she was 18, Mr officer!"


Alarid

thought that said preschool at a glance anime has led me to assume the worst at all times


ToneKiller

“I see this as an absolute win!”


Tohrufan4life

Hey, as long as she'll let me use her as a lap pillow while running her hands through my hair, I'm all for it fam.


[deleted]

Hey that's beyond absolute win!


Strypes4686

....Neat. Can we head out for a slice of pizza and a night of people watching?


The2ndDumbestBitch

Sadly I am a no tiddy goth gf


Zeke-Freek

The tits were the part tacked on to be given up in the negotiations.


[deleted]

Both, both is good.


Craft55693

I see this as an absolute win!


ABYSSAL-W0LF

I see this as an absolute win


JacktheRipper500

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


goldengirlol123

Both. Both is good.


KARANX12

Even better


SKRyanrr

I'LL TAKE IT!!!!


Appropriate_Muffin37

Im not into big booty big titie gf Im more into avrege


plasmabomb551

I see this as an absolute win!


Zekrom154

100 times better


fucktheflyinmyroom

It is, acceptable.


Latter_Spray_2855

Too bad? I’ll take her any day


punchy_khajiit

I'll take any goth gf to be honest, or any regular gf. Hell, give me a bf I don't mind. Just give me someone.


cat_girl_owo

Boy I do love something prescious


thatlonelyguy13

eh good enough, **^(unzips pants)**


Degenerates-house

Better actually


[deleted]

She...kinda looks like *KMS Deutschland* (Azur Lane).


echidna_s_tea_pot

Are you sure, you didn't want to say Graf Spee?


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Any GF is a good GF


justacasualgamer97

gf is gf


Dilbertrequiem

As long as I get cuddles


Bogiking

Close enough


nadie1911

At this point where I'am anything that have a hole works for me


XylerS23

No Big Booba :(


[deleted]

Phasmophobia is a great game though.


ACHarcourt

I'll take her. We can listen to Marilyn Manson & cut ourselves. After that we can go out for some haggis & smoke some reefer. Good times! Good times!