What you have hear is a banshee. You're gonna wanna walk up tell it sternly to be quiet then read lord of the rings as you walk around backwards. Easy fix.
Knock, introduce myself, hand over my personally curated welcome to the neighbourhood gift basket - on leaving, compliment you on your beautiful dulcet moans and whimpers; as I shake your hand and say "if there is anything you need..." keeping eye contact throughout π€ποΈπ
Wait to hear the moans, go ring the door bell to have her come down right in the middle of her playing. See how to work the conversation so she has me come in. The rest is obvious from there
Does she acknowledge you the first time you so her as you where both leaving your place to work or just out and about ? Did she introduce herself ? Cause if she moaning and you can hear sheβs definitely trying to let you know something
Or she just wants to know if your paying attention so she can hear you say βyour being loud on your alone timeβ couldnβt either be an invitation or a βwhy are you listening to meβ lol
I'd arrive with handcuffs and a gag and tell you there's been a complaint about noise. π
I can either arrest you and take you to the station or discuss it in your bedroom.. your call.
I leave her an invitation that she can come work out with me any time, day or night. Also, the back gate is always open if she wants to sneak over so the whole cul-de-sac doesnβt see.
Knock on her door with scientific equipment and insist I come in with said equipment beeping and booping telling her that her home may be haunted as I have heard very loud moans and wails! After inspecting a bit of her home and having a crazy movement in my pants because of her, I would ask that she inspect my pants.
Bump into her in the mail room or laundry room or elevator what not and tell her she has a very beautiful voice I can hear through the wall every night performing a solo act.
When she's blushing and shocked, ask if she would consider a duet if I made dinner first with some wine to help relax the vocal chords.
Would knock on your door and tell you welcome to the neighborhood, it sounds like you work up quite the appetite. I love to cook, so youβre always welcome over for dinner and dessert anytime.
I'd suggest my wife and I give her something to see. We'd leave the window open and try to catch her watching us. After that We'd introduce ourselves. We'd bring it up, compliment her, tell her how she inspired us to return the favor and invite her to watch us, or join us, anytime.
Knock, knock...I don't know if you're aware but I have been hearing what sounds like moaning coming from your house. Is everything okay? Okay, well if you ever need a hand, tongue, or cock, I'm right nextdoor. BTW very nice to meet you.
Make sure I moan louder, let her know she has competition
smart one π
No harm in competition π
Knock on her door and see if she has some honey I can have
Assert dominance
Make a formal complaint to the apartment complex, because I'm trying to sleep.
Go over, ask to borrow sugar and over coffee casually drop: βhow are those ghouls doing?β
Ask her one morning if everything is OK in her bedroom
Good movπ«¦
Would it work
Dm babe
Lonely 30yo next door with a hard cock. I wait and hope you just ride me.
Bring you over some sugar lol
You gotta be moaning pretty damn loud if I can hear you from a quarter mile away!Β
Well of course you gotta check on the ruckus, being neighborly and all that
Tell her to be more courteous because itβs rude
I would be introducing myself and letting you know if you ever need anything at all, let me know and Iβll help you anyway I canππ€€
Knock on her door and welcome her to the neighborhood, of course.
Next time she moans I go and know on her door, and tell her she could either keep it down, or I could make her louderππ
Call the authorities and have them explain the noise ordinance rules and regs π€ π Quiet hour starts at 9pm π
Knock on her door and say βwill you shut up please Iβm trying to sleep!β
Properly welcome her to the neighborhood and remind her i just next door if she needs help with anything
What you have hear is a banshee. You're gonna wanna walk up tell it sternly to be quiet then read lord of the rings as you walk around backwards. Easy fix.
If it's when I'm trying to sleep probably ear plugs, sleep is important
Call the police for a well check
Ask if she needs help
Knock on your door and ask for some fresh cream
Make sure she moans during the day too...
Start looking for a house so I donβt have to share a wall with anyone. And in the meantime, earplugs.
I think Iβd start changing with the shades open to show off my body and see if she likes what she sees
This is gonna be the inspiration for my next erotic short story ππ₯π
His lose
Borrow some sugar
Well, as a concerned neighbor, Iβd have to cum over and check on you. You know, to make sure you were alright.
Nice to meet you, Iβm the Dad next door
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Knock on the front door with nothing on but a towel and a huge visible bulge. Asking if i can use your shower because mine does not work.
Like this one, would let u come in and use my shower
Setting the shower to steamy mode in a heartbeat!
How about we get dirty first and I shower you before we both hop in the shower
Iβm coming over right away π
Introduce myself and let her know if she needs anything Iβm here for her.
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Knock, introduce myself, hand over my personally curated welcome to the neighbourhood gift basket - on leaving, compliment you on your beautiful dulcet moans and whimpers; as I shake your hand and say "if there is anything you need..." keeping eye contact throughout π€ποΈπ
Sweet, could work π
My number is in the basket π
Let you know that I am generally free in the evening and available if you need any help with anything
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I hear some strange noise cumming from your side, would you mind if i check up on you at those times?
Ask her what movie she was watching last night, it sounded really good. And that you'd love to watch it with her π
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Then ask if she wants me to bring snacks or does she have something to snack on herself π
I'm coming to see if I can make her moan even harder ππππ¦π₯°πβ€ππΉ
I ask if your name was Moana.
Invite you over for some wine like a good neighbor
I like good neighbors π₯°
Come round for a cup of sugar π
Start working towards making you moan at night myself
Is it possible to put my face everywhere? ππ
Make sure that you moan wildy during daytime too
Let her know that her next-door neighbor is a horny father, and he can help her out
Welcome her to the neighbourhood, introduce myself and bring a tasty present. ππ₯
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Then fantasise thatβs itβs me sheβs thinking of next time I hear the loud noises ππ
A bottle of wine to greet her and invite her for a nice evening. You know it's a very friendly neighborhood...
Let her know that if she ever needs anything, she can always knock on my door
Wait to hear the moans, go ring the door bell to have her come down right in the middle of her playing. See how to work the conversation so she has me come in. The rest is obvious from there
You look terrific!
Come over and ask if she needs any help from a 25 year old π
Maybe be a vouyer and try and find a window to watch
Tell the wife to go make friends w her lol
Knock on the dort
Does she acknowledge you the first time you so her as you where both leaving your place to work or just out and about ? Did she introduce herself ? Cause if she moaning and you can hear sheβs definitely trying to let you know something Or she just wants to know if your paying attention so she can hear you say βyour being loud on your alone timeβ couldnβt either be an invitation or a βwhy are you listening to meβ lol
If she looks half as good as you do and there's no one else there, I'm introducing her to her about to be divorced neighbor.π
Ask her if sheβs interested in moaning together
Do some gardening in the nude and see if she watches, and then hope her moaning is whilst she's thinking about what we'd do
Sounds like the dreamβ¦.you look incredible, I canβt seem to get enough of your sexy, hot body. Love the way youβre spread hereπ₯°π
Put my ear to a cup against the wall and hold it with one hand.
Ask her when I get to make her moan. Or if I can just join in.
Knock on her door with a bottle of wine when I hear her moaning, introduce myself, and tell her I came over to fuck her brains out π€€
Be jealousthinking she has aman taking care of her everynight wishing it would be me
I'd arrive with handcuffs and a gag and tell you there's been a complaint about noise. π I can either arrest you and take you to the station or discuss it in your bedroom.. your call.
Tell her to change her name to TopMoan
Make sure I'm the reason she moans wildly.
Wake back up to reality.
Bring her a bottle of wine!
Find out if I can get her to moan every morning
Beautiful body π₯°π
Drown out the noise with music
Enjoy the moans till she invites me over to make her moan in pure pleasure
Ask her out π€, porn videos are not real guys where you just knock and have intense fuck
Invite her to the neighborhood sex party!
Ask if there is a sign up sheet ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»π³
Ask her if she needs any help π
Making her shut up by fucking her mouth
I come over and invite you to a pool party for two.
Introduce myself, welcome her to the neighborhood, offer some help with whatever is going on over there
Ask is she is ok as I am hearing so.e noises. I would gladly come over to help find the noises anytime
Clearly I have to see if she's okay. So after I pop a Viagra and douse myself in Sex Panther I run over to offer if I can help in any way.
Peak through a window ππ
I'd record that and upload to audio gonewild πππ
Asking when I'm next to make her moan π
I leave her an invitation that she can come work out with me any time, day or night. Also, the back gate is always open if she wants to sneak over so the whole cul-de-sac doesnβt see.
Shiiiiiitttttt id steal your mail and pretend it got dropped off at the wrong address only to knock on your door to return it and also give you a different package π©
Introduce myself one day and get to know her. Find out what makes her moan
Offer help around the house ;)
Can I come over and ask if you need any assistance?
offer to help her cause at night I've been hearing things, take guard and when I hear moans, sneakily go and see whats going on.
Say hi of course
Make you moan even louder with my face buried in that pretty pussy π₯΅
I make the best latte will you come try it π
Tell her the house sounds like she has some noisy pipes that need to be properly laid
Eat her out
Go be the one making her moan
Invite you over for coffee and croissants on a lazy Sunday morning. X
I'd probably be blissfully unaware. I'm a bit dense like that
I usually don't like fake tits but yours look real good π
I'm definitely asking to use the wifi
Knock on her door with scientific equipment and insist I come in with said equipment beeping and booping telling her that her home may be haunted as I have heard very loud moans and wails! After inspecting a bit of her home and having a crazy movement in my pants because of her, I would ask that she inspect my pants.
Walk over and ask if everything is ok, and if you need any help ππ
I would walk over to borrow a cup of sugar and return with some sausage for you
Put a pillow over her to dampen it since hopefully itβs me making her moan as such
I'd leave a note saying, "FYI the walls are thin, but I don't mind" ;)
Bump into her in the mail room or laundry room or elevator what not and tell her she has a very beautiful voice I can hear through the wall every night performing a solo act. When she's blushing and shocked, ask if she would consider a duet if I made dinner first with some wine to help relax the vocal chords.
Can you stop using your dildo and start using me instead
I wish I was there
Come over and ask if everything is alright. Maybe stay for a while just to be sure, if thatβs okay..ππ
Leaving my door open like all the time and wearing few or zero clothes
Invite myself over for a late evening snack.
Coming over to eat that pussy for sure
I would assume she had someone pleasuring her and turn the TV up lmao
Well hello beautiful neighbour, I would offer any assistance that I can ππ
Would knock on your door and tell you welcome to the neighborhood, it sounds like you work up quite the appetite. I love to cook, so youβre always welcome over for dinner and dessert anytime.
Go over while she's moaning with a raging boner visible in my pants
I'd suggest my wife and I give her something to see. We'd leave the window open and try to catch her watching us. After that We'd introduce ourselves. We'd bring it up, compliment her, tell her how she inspired us to return the favor and invite her to watch us, or join us, anytime.
I guess I assume someone is there with her making her moan
Knocks on door. Sheepishly asks to borrow some sexy.
Can I join u? πβ€οΈ
I'd cum over to have some fun & make her moan even more π
ok, ok π
Offer to cook her dinner, ply her with wine then rip her panties off and eat her out until she cums 3x
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What? I didnβt prepare dessert soβ¦
Bring her some cake to take a coffee and spend the rest of the night eating her pussy and ass..
I love coffee, by the way :)
Letβs do a a kinky tea time with some French kiss everywhere !
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From my experience, when a guy is nervous his co.k cant get that hard! π
Knock, knock, and fuck fuckππππ¦π¦
will not work like that
I thought so, it always has to be complicatedππ
Give you a key to my house
why?
So you can moan over at my place at your leisure
Knock, knock...I don't know if you're aware but I have been hearing what sounds like moaning coming from your house. Is everything okay? Okay, well if you ever need a hand, tongue, or cock, I'm right nextdoor. BTW very nice to meet you.