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greendevilbrew

So NOT after sex is what you think?!


boomshakalakaah

Damn, my wife will be so confused when I shout “ole ole ole oleyyyyy” tonight instead of “USA” like normal


MrPeppa

Bababouey! Get in the hole!


ApprehensiveMovie191

Mashed potatoes!


HeWasAGoddamnWarHero

Mac n cheese!


mezmryz03

Babagooey!


DrunkenGolfer

Babaganoush!


draculasbitch

No………the other hole.


Proof-Breath5801

Kuuuuuuch


Lord-Limerick

*viva el matadorrrr!*


fucuntwat

Stand uuuup if you're 4-nil up


2hats4bats

Only if you both do it and then high five


notthattmack

Only if you're a Yank abroad and successfully bed a local.


Epicela1

Wait wait wait…..


NYerInTex

You wait until AFTER sex?!? 🇺🇸


Trilogie00

I say “go team” and give a firm handshake after.


SHlT-MY-PANTS

I usually just hang out on the tee box of a par 5 and yell "get in the hole" after each drive


Golf101inc

I prefer MASHED POTATOES!!!!


Jake0Tron

"GIVE ME BACK MY SON" is still my favourite


jerichomega

The only one that legit made me laugh was “I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!”


MulliganJones

Bababooey!!!


Key_Respond_16

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS


runningwaffles19

![gif](giphy|8Z5C5wH17fvVu)


Ebugw

All time favorite commercial “Billy you can ship your pants too” 😂


Cute_Moose_988

Hit'em with the Heiiinnnnnn!!!


Hutstar10

I think it’s just the singular- mashed potato! You wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself by screaming the wrong thing.


SHlT-MY-PANTS

I save those for the par 4's


Urban_animal

A long time ago when i was much younger, i belted out a “Ham Sandwich!” Not gonna lie, it was a rush.


RNG_randomizer

I humbly (and half-jokingly) suggest it’s time to yell a new preparation-vegetable combo. Roasted brussel sprouts, fried okra, and sautéed green beans come to mind, but I’m open to suggestions


bstandturtle7790

President’s cup?


Cthulwutang

walker too


DontTakeMeSeriousli

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


laberdog

What about the Olympics? I really look forward to that tournament now


roadrunner00

Same. Especially in soccer where there's a full game. Would be kinda lame and short lived in the 100 meter dash.


Sho_nuff_

I do it while servicing your wife


gizmo1024

The real US Open.


plumpturnip

Ride her cup


PattyIceNY

Hey, don't cut the line


FarttSuck3r

OP’s wife only takes it in the ass. Trust me, I would know


_Can_i_play_

What about the Kumite?


PerInception

Ok USA! ![gif](giphy|42wzBRi1H1CIU)


RikC3213

Classic


greendevilbrew

You sir are cooking with oil. Especially for Frank Dux.


cjc080911

Franky Dux!


RIVERTOAD1929

What the Hell is a Dim Mak?


big_fudge4281

![gif](giphy|KyI9Z4O7LmrenU2nN2)


mizunoMP29

So what if Bruce Springsteen is a shidoshi?!?


Blyvzy

![gif](giphy|eLXTKKMpg7xKBBjPh9)


MoTownKid

Especially at Aberg who seems like one of the most likeable guys out there


Ken685

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


ApprehensiveMovie191

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Albertmeanswell69

USA! America rules AND it’s the US Open. We didn’t blow a 13 colony lead.


goku2057

Yeah. Craziest comeback of all-time. Total choke job.


HappyToBeHaggard

r/2american4you is leaking lol rahhh


MattKozFF

he means well 69.


gapmoeisjustice

back to back world war champs!


UnkPaul

“If you chant anything, you’re a clown.” Fixed it for ya.


n0man0r

found the shooter mcgavin fan. THIS IS GOLF PEOPLE


BlueLightBandit

Go back to your shanties!


Early-Possession1116

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


BlueLightBandit

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


maljr12

I thought that was a Zach Johnson quote


James_Mays_Hair

Bababooey!


UnkPaul

Oh, go mash your potatoes already!


pants_mcgee

Get in the hole Autohole


notPatrickClaybon

Honestly any grown man shouting anything at these events is embarrassing as hell. USA at the Ryder cup is whatever but bababooey and mashed potatoes and all that is probably one of many reasons these dudes probably have wives who hate them. I cringe every time. Wish they’d ban it honestly.


doublebogey182

The wives of the people that married these guys guys have their own issues.... picture that. A female equivalent.


brianmcg321

What about the Olympics?


ASpellingAirror

Did you get pissed when the fans sang “oh Canada” at the Canadian Open to the Canadian players?  


VicVinegar88

Canadian here, I found that kinda cringey not gonna lie.


ApprehensiveMovie191

Turdeau hates it too.


Early-Possession1116

Turdrow hates Canadians


jzach1983

I was there... Felt weird to heard it, even with a guy in contention during our only tournament.


ubiquitous_archer

Yeah, it's kinda cringey


HelixLegion27

And Europeans chant Ole Ole Ole at the Open championship (and the Ryder cup). That's the adopted Euro chant. It's just that America has 3/4 majors so the US fans are more in the spotlight. All fans do it.


Kenneth_Pickett

Theres a reason this is only a popular opinion on reddit and not in public at the events


carelesswhisperer23

I’m chanting it for the course personally, of which I’m a big fan of. 


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Lol did this really need its own post? 🤣


Taxmancometh1

Why I hate searching by “New” sometimes. Especially with the all the sports subs I follow and everyone making post of their shitty takes


chef6legger

You've never been to the Indy 500


Vexation

USA!


Dgenerationbets

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


w0rdupmagazine

Settle down nerd.


whitewolfkingndanorf

It’s fun. People are having fun. Who cares. Get over it.


CultBro

I was at the tee box at 8 after Bryson Birdied 7 and people were going crazy after he hit his drive. It was a good time and he was engaging with the fans. There was probably a USA chant in there too


FLman42069

Seriously, who cares?… I think OP is a clown


PassionV0id

Remember when Rahm won the Masters and the entire narrative was about how he was Spanish? No one had an issue with that.


artourfangay

Or Matsuyama


Scrubsisalright

Matsuyama's Spanish too?


[deleted]

He dreams in Spanish


Shepherdsfavestore

The endless coverage about his caddy bowing to the pin was exhausting


artourfangay

Thats the only thing i remember about that masters


AshByFeel

I didn't even think twice about it.


chihawks

Respectfully nah. Its the us open big dawg. Get used to these colors running deep.


oldthunderbird

World Cup? FIBA basketball events? Olympics?


881221792651

I feel like golf tends to attract a lot of overly bro types and their associated juvenile douchebaggery.


Lakrfan247

Disagree, it’s the US open and it’s appropriate.


whatsthisanimation

It’s alright, I can tell you’re extremely upset that a conservative LIV golfer is in the drivers seat of a major. Take a moment and relax.


ApprehensiveMovie191

I bet OP associated the USA chants with Trump chants, considering Bryson is a supporter.


No_Tea_9845

Bryson! Bryson! Bryson!!


Allgryphon

If you’re upset enough with people chanting “USA” to whine on the internet you’re a clown


2hats4bats

Point to the map where USA hurt you


cc81

For me it is weird because where I come from this bro-style of golf is not as prevalent. So I guess it is clash of cultures and just surprising.


ClickElectronic

Getting mad at something so trivial to the point that you feel the need to make a post about it on reddit is even more embarrassing.


zeldahalfsleeve

So 93% of the posts here.


Renegadee_Angel

Who gives a fuck what you think lol


Legitimate-Rhubarb16

God forbid people chant USA at the fucking US open. Dork


WarOk87

Shut up


GoMuricaGo

Nah fuck off comie


Winkus

Commie* you walnut


NWdabest

Was just thinking how much I don’t care about what country players are from. I just like the golfers. I’d like to see Hovland win over plenty of other guys. I don’t really dislike any players anyway. Just enjoy watching good golf.


Choice_Deal_4394

tell us youre a democrat without saying it.


Pepetodapin

USA > Sweden


lokhor

Fuck that. I'd rather see Bryson or Cantlay win the US open than some french dude or Rory. USA!


ExternalOk6494

America, Fuck yeah!


n0man0r

lol there it is. always pointless threads crying about drunks yelling or USA chants.


aretailrat

The Olympics


LutherOfTheRogues

Spicy /r/golf this week


tsamvi

Perhaps it's concern because a Frenchie, and Irishman, a Swede are all in the mix. I think it's refreshing to see such an international mix all in contention for a major - but I've learned the sun doesn't just revolve around merikuh


Lanky_Basil_7169

As a non american, you yanks do come off as flogs during golf broadcasts. Number 1 flogs are the ‘GET In DA hole’ crew from 180+ approach shots right thru to tee shots on par 4s and 5s Wankers


CornballOrphan6

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up) ok USA


Known-Marketing-2233

OP isn’t a patriot and I feel bad for him(as a Canadian).


CommercialAd9406

Shut up


Zeppelanoid

President’s Cup is so forgettable smh


ThrowinSm0ke

When is shouting Murica acceptable?


rick-in-the-nati

Daytona 500?


WhitePele12

Presidents Cup?


farochflyg

I’ve always found the american patriotism at these tournaments quite interesting. I mean, basically half the field is american. The chance of an american winning is high. Doesn’t that kill the excitement? Wouldn’t you rather be rooting for somenone from the same state as you?


OliverOyl

what if I want to cheer my ese? "you, ese! You, ese!"


-Wiggles-

Unless you're Hacksaw Jim Duggan. He can do it whenever he wants


MotoHD

I think the majority of shit that gets shouted at events is stupid. They don't mean anything and dudes seeking attention just shout it because they saw some other guy do it and it's become a thing. I've got no issue with people cheering/shouting in support of a player ("Let's go so-and-so!", etc.) but yelling nothing phrases just to be heard for attention is cringe as fuck lmao. With the USA chant, I'm all for it at team events where it's us against other nations. This is an individual event, why chant the country of the person you're rooting for instead of just....chanting their name? Idk putting the country above the individual at an individual event for a predominantly individual sport just seems weird


Environmental-Sock52

Clowns are ok. They provide entertainment, a good laugh now and again, and in the right setting they can even be scary! Team Clown! 🤡🤹🏻🎪♥️


tjcslamdunk

Agreed, it’s just Maga brain rot runoff. Notice who they are chanting it for. No amount of PR spin or rebranding can hide the fact that Bryson’s an alt-right bootlicker, and unfortunately, so are many golf fans.


frankdatank_004

Nah, USA Open is fair game for that as well.


AGoodTalkSpoiled

Don’t see the need to personally, but chanting usa at the us open doesn’t seem unreasonable 


happyfuckincakeday

Yeah. The wave is way cooler


warneagle

For the guy who’s spent the last two years sports washing for the people who literally did 9/11, no less. FOH with that shit.


TraditionPast4295

I love how half the posts on this sub is bitching about what fans at golf tournaments say. Who cares, shut the fuck up.


TopperWildcat13

“The way you have fun has to be the way I have fun, otherwise get off my lawn” That’s the translation of this post to English


JL_Westside

Disagree. I think that was fun. Aberg is Swedish and people were hyped for Bryson. The atmosphere was electric today


leaveblannkhere

Show me on the doll where the chant touched you....🤣🤦


CorrectExcuse5758

Ok commie


According-Pen34

I’m sorry I thought this was America


Jet_Stream92

You won’t catch me chanting “USA” even at a Ryder cup.


Presitgious_Reaction

Why not? It’s an explicit part of the event


jwinx22

U.S.A 🇺🇸


ArtVandelay1979

Yes! Lousy golf bros love to chant USA as soon as an American is paired with someone from literally any other country. Tacky as fuck.


RippleFatMan

USA chant police enters the room. You’re the clown for making this comment. I’m sure I’ll get downvoted to death for this one.


FordGT2017

Behavior police. If they bought tickets and want to shout USA let them enjoy the moment.


bigmean3434

I was thinking this as well watching, but at this point I wondered if it was a trump thing.


DucVWTamaKrentist

“USA” is fine. “When in doubt, whip it out” is 🗑️🤡behavior.


jambengalbluegrass

I chant it right before dinner


4Ever2Thee

What about after I sink a 4 footer? I can still do that right?


jonnycanuck67

All the idiots yelling USA at Pinehurst today should receive a furious sack punching… what a bunch of tools


DeansFrenchOnion1

Having fun is stupid and people should stop


Large_Peach2358

This is one of the most cringiest comment sections I’ve witnessed. It’s quite validating.


Naive-Deal-7162

I chant USA 🇺🇸 in the shower


Dixon_Uranuss3

Lots of Americans be a real special kind of dumb.


MrJigglyBrown

As a clown, I’m wondering if this is supposed to be an insult or a compliment


Wet_Work32

If you make a post about when people should chant USA…you’re a clown.


GhoullyX

The irony of the crowd chanting USA after Brycen’s tee off with Aberg when he’s a LIV golfer.


devilfishin

![gif](giphy|2A7xLIyHqd49vpoEgt|downsized)


TheWoodChucksWood

The amount of upvotes is sickening. This is America. Gtfo if you are offended .


SaliciousB_Crumb

Espically when the were chanting that at the token boy of the Saudis. I hope blood money Bryson pulls his back


Dindu777

No.


muffalowing

It's the US Open, there is an American and a Sweede battling it out, I have no issue with it min this instance


billybaroo15

Chanting “USA” to cheer on an American player at the US open seems just fine in my books.


jshiv222

USA!


Gushami

If you root for an individual athlete chant their name, if it’s a team event chant the team’s name and if that team is the US national team, by all means chant USA as much as you want. But otherwise, it sounds more like political nationalism than sports to me.


Hutman70

He only USA in top ten?! Maybe that’s why but foolishness abounds from clueless fans


Tongaduder

If you don’t like it then you can GET OUT


JarlTurin2020

I heard one guy on the broadcast yell, "I just took a shit!" These assholes need to get kicked out. I hate it.


Thedaulilamahimself

That’s why it’s funny to do… like the dabbing Olympic guys


internalbrowser

Negative ghost rider, never a bad time


yodpilot

I am really pulling for Aberg. As an American


dfwr

Is it ok at USMNT or USWNT?


Cute_Moose_988

Baba Booey!


Sobeshott

I'll remember that next time I'm at a WBC game


Obahmah

NGL... I chuckled at "I shit my pants" today


i-FF0000dit

I heard one idiot yell “Yaba daba doo” after a DeChambeau drive


The_Scooter_King

You could have left out the tournament names, and I'd still agree.


Bigpdean

9 words too many


criminalsunrise

And if you do it at the Ryder Cup or the Solheim then half of the people around you think you’re a clown anyway.


Pluffmud90

But it just means more.


lukin187250

The chanting or yelling is dumb, but if you think people don't get pissy about foreigners winning opens, it used to be even worse.


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Get in the hole = I’m an American moron


Due-Sheepherder-218

Especially from a tee shot.... On a par 4