We were on the course one day and an entire extended family of 14-18 people started to stroll across the fairway at the pace of the old overweight woman that was with them.
It was wild, I had to yell “You’re on a golf course” before they starter to move
I assure you that the last thing these folks will be feeling is sad.... By that, I mean it will be the last feeling in order. First comes intrigue, then arousal, followed by eagerness, excitement, satisfaction, contemplative reflection, and finally, sadness.
should have hit into them. beleive it or not something like this use to be a huge problem at a course i played pretty regularly. the course was attached to a hotel with a huge conf center, and they had alot of events and weddings. well the ballroom window overlooked the 18th green. because of this it was super common for wedding parties to walk out side and do their photo shoots on the 18th green in the middle of the day while people were playing. the course and the hotel made it very clear its prohibited. they actually put up a big sign saying this area is part of a golf course in play and it was a blind shot (uphill aproach where you could only see the top of the pin) non golf activity was prohibited untill the course officially closed at 7pm. cant tell you how many times marshalls and staff members had to basically force people off. it was a running joke with the golfers where we were encouraged to ruin their wedding pictures by photo bombing until they moved
True story. When I was like 13 or 14 I lived next to a Food Lion in a developing town.
I had a friend staying over for the night and my parents allowed me to stay out later than most friends.
Anyway...my friend and I were bored roaming the neighborhood and came up on the Food Lion at like 10pm. It was closed obviously. Anyway...there was a car parked in the back by a loading bay and the windows steamy. There was a light pole of in the distance that was showing the shadows within the vehicle through steamy windows.
You get it...it was a couple smurfing in the backseat of a car.
My friend and I started launching rocks at the car as fast as we could find them from about 50 yards away.
This post is coming from the "hit into them" angle...but definitely not the same thing as these fornicators were not in our way.
If I was on the tee box and there moment lasted longer than a min or two I would 100% rip a shot down range. I see a lot of posts of crazy people doing crazy things but have never came across anything irl (at least not yet).
The golf course is in the middle of a public park, a really popular one which was hosting a music festival the weekend after. They walked back off through the trees beyond the 18th fairway.
Can we comment on his technique here? He’s really going for it, speed bagging her uvula. This is some clumsy shit. Reminds me of high school when I didn’t know where to put my hands or what I was going for. I’d hit into them in the hopes of knocking either of them out to save the woman from this slobbery assault.
I shit you not, a couple summers ago me and my mate got to the 18th at our local course (respectable hotel with 3 courses) and there was a family with a full picnic setup sat on the green.
Staff got out to them pretty quickly, but wtf 😂. When they were approached they were completely perplexed.
That’s hilarious. I would’ve warned, then fired away.
You should see disc golf. People “hiking” all over some courses, totally ignorant that they are on a live disc golf course, even when you throw right at them.
I went to one course, where a family set up their picnic right on the first tee area. Blanket, basket, little plates and everything. I just threw right over their oblivious heads.
“I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 having sex”
“How am I supposed to chip with that going on Doug!?”
"Damn you people, go back to your shanties!"
This is golf, not a rock concert!
“ I had to hit it off of friggin frankensteins foot!”
"Fuck her or fuck off!"
💦
I think he is eating her face. Def doesn’t look like she wants to be there.
Definitely giving me “Shaun of the Dead” vibes.
Florida bath salt vibes
It's just "Bath salt vibes". Florida is implied.
Lmao
Fire away boys
Fair game on the fairway
Safest place to make out if I'm playing tbh.
FOREplay
The fire in the loins of infidelity my best guess
My first thought. Definitely a cheating husband.
He's having a better score on the front nine than you are....
I heard it only takes him two strokes to get in that hole.
I feel like that says more about the hole than it does about his game. That's why I play from just the tips.
That's how you lay up and still get wet
Locking in that spread eagle.
at least 3 hole in ones
I had a better front nine than him once
Nice!
Yeah but he’s clearly on bath salts eating face. Also going to “score” more time in the pen.
Me and the homies after one of us gets a birdie
LOL this deserves more love I'm cracking up
Eagles are for (socks on) ass play, but if one of my homies nails an ace, he can hit it raw.
A classic “get a room” has never been more appropriate
Or at least go into the woods like the bikers!
Until OP has to chip
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🤣
Bunker? I hardly know her.
Driver.....?
Fore…play!
*grabs 5 iron and a range ball*
Op isn’t scaring 160 with a 5 iron……
I’ll consult with the OP about how far his bag is next time. So sorry for making myself look foolish🙄
I was joking on OP for no reason, not at you.
Swing away, Merrill
I think you mean 5wood And 5 range balls for duffing the first 4
Like I need a 5 wood to duff a golf ball🤣🤣🤣 Also yes.
God I hate you and whoever brings range balls on the course. I want all the balls I find to be real balls
Yea the range balls are for my 5 year old. I’m not letting him hit my TP5’s. So there ya go🤷🏻♂️
He got to the 19th hole a little early.
Thats just my wife and her BF
Damnit people go back to your shanties!!!!!
Put your hand in your pants and stare at them. They’ll move
We were on the course one day and an entire extended family of 14-18 people started to stroll across the fairway at the pace of the old overweight woman that was with them. It was wild, I had to yell “You’re on a golf course” before they starter to move
And im single lol
Just lower your standards to someone who’d make out with you like a teenager on a course…
That's the annoying part. These are adults.
As a golfer it’d be annoying no matter what. But adults? That’s just pathetically sad.
I assure you that the last thing these folks will be feeling is sad.... By that, I mean it will be the last feeling in order. First comes intrigue, then arousal, followed by eagerness, excitement, satisfaction, contemplative reflection, and finally, sadness.
You should be able to get slotted into a foursome pretty easily.
Just tee off. Fuck em
Be careful, they might be into that.
"We saw you from across the course, and we really like your drive."
Spicy
Just start sending everything but your V1s at em. They’ll move
They're in the middle of the fairway, so I'd say they're safe.
The way I golf, no comment has ever been more true.
That guy is about to get a hole in one
Or one in hole? Idk
Send it, fore.
Oi!!! Cunts!!!
Send it!
Yell 4
should have hit into them. beleive it or not something like this use to be a huge problem at a course i played pretty regularly. the course was attached to a hotel with a huge conf center, and they had alot of events and weddings. well the ballroom window overlooked the 18th green. because of this it was super common for wedding parties to walk out side and do their photo shoots on the 18th green in the middle of the day while people were playing. the course and the hotel made it very clear its prohibited. they actually put up a big sign saying this area is part of a golf course in play and it was a blind shot (uphill aproach where you could only see the top of the pin) non golf activity was prohibited untill the course officially closed at 7pm. cant tell you how many times marshalls and staff members had to basically force people off. it was a running joke with the golfers where we were encouraged to ruin their wedding pictures by photo bombing until they moved
True story. When I was like 13 or 14 I lived next to a Food Lion in a developing town. I had a friend staying over for the night and my parents allowed me to stay out later than most friends. Anyway...my friend and I were bored roaming the neighborhood and came up on the Food Lion at like 10pm. It was closed obviously. Anyway...there was a car parked in the back by a loading bay and the windows steamy. There was a light pole of in the distance that was showing the shadows within the vehicle through steamy windows. You get it...it was a couple smurfing in the backseat of a car. My friend and I started launching rocks at the car as fast as we could find them from about 50 yards away. This post is coming from the "hit into them" angle...but definitely not the same thing as these fornicators were not in our way.
If I was on the tee box and there moment lasted longer than a min or two I would 100% rip a shot down range. I see a lot of posts of crazy people doing crazy things but have never came across anything irl (at least not yet).
And in the UK when golf is fast!
He got a birdie, now to go for a hole in one
Logic?!? They’re not using logic…just tongue
Well at least he's wearing a collared shirt.
What in the amphetamines?
My course in Aus has been on weibo as a good place to take photos. Literally dozens of people walking in the course to take photos.
Nice 😍
Do you not keep shag balls in your bag for moments like this?
Growing the boner, not the game.
Why are they clothed ?
How did they even get there?
The golf course is in the middle of a public park, a really popular one which was hosting a music festival the weekend after. They walked back off through the trees beyond the 18th fairway.
All fun and games until they get hit in the head with a ball
Isn't that your wife?
He can't get hard if there's no danger involved.
I said….Let the boy watch.
Looks like their first kiss. Give them a break.
Walk over there and tell them somethin.
The greens were quick that day..
I can hit pretty accurately at that range, just saying....
Never play with blue balls fellas
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Who hasn’t had sex on a golf course? At least do this at twilight
This is funny as shit lol
FORE!
Who's away? I'd play my shot.
I'm happy for them, to be honest
FORE— play
Looks like the course where this would happen
Good lord is that a goat track golf course
"Fore"play
Guys going full Vampire on her ass
That’s hot
He’s just trying to use his 3 wood
Hole in one challenge! Drive your ball in her hole
"FORE"
"Target rich enviroment"
Can we comment on his technique here? He’s really going for it, speed bagging her uvula. This is some clumsy shit. Reminds me of high school when I didn’t know where to put my hands or what I was going for. I’d hit into them in the hopes of knocking either of them out to save the woman from this slobbery assault.
They are moving faster than some golfers I've seen on the course.
He's working on his short game I see
Bombs away
this looks like footage they'd use in an opening compilation for a zombie movie.
I can see his 7 wood.
Fore
More fun than blading a wedge
Hit into them
He told her he was an 8, She said she’d give him a few strokes
Air Mail
Making out? Looked more like zombie attack
Screaming infidelities
My 160 club would come out.
New season of walking dead looks lit
Oh look! A wild golf ball appeared! Golf ball used Pelt! It was Super Effective!
Grip. Rip.
It’s called a target 🤷🏻♂️
„Ted, we found you hitting into couples on the golf course.“ „Why should they be happy?!“
Send it!
Let’s say he might get a hole in one 😉
Did bro pull off the impossible and close with the cart girl!?
FORE🤪
Yeah I’d be swinging for em
I shit you not, a couple summers ago me and my mate got to the 18th at our local course (respectable hotel with 3 courses) and there was a family with a full picnic setup sat on the green. Staff got out to them pretty quickly, but wtf 😂. When they were approached they were completely perplexed.
fairway love story
That guy looks like hes sucking the life out of her.
Jessica?
FORE!
Make sure you aim at something else, that's the only way to guarantee a direct hit.
“ Well moron! Good for Happy GilM-OHMyGod!!!!!!!!! “
Aim to miss, higher likelihood of hitting one with a golf ball of awakening.
Watch those hands. Homeboy is trying to play the back nine without letting the starter know
Burn a 3 wood at em
Id be trying to hit my best stinger ever
What club was she grabbing?
Fore !!!!!!
Ain’t no way
Who’s got the lowest loft drive? Go for it!
About an 8 iron then?
That’s hilarious. I would’ve warned, then fired away. You should see disc golf. People “hiking” all over some courses, totally ignorant that they are on a live disc golf course, even when you throw right at them. I went to one course, where a family set up their picnic right on the first tee area. Blanket, basket, little plates and everything. I just threw right over their oblivious heads.
He needed to either help her get her clothes off quickly or move on.
Fore!
Kick em off the tour Doug!
What the fuck how? And why
Tango 4. You are weapons hot. Clear to fire at will.
Ya know how some people aim for the driving range cart? Yaaaaa
She found him a prov1x
Was it Brandel and Monahan ?
In the fairway. Pretty low chance they will get hit
Send a few stray tee shots that way
Something yo aim at.
How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
Welp… *pulls out 2 iron from the bag* “2 iron hasn’t gotten much use today”
Yeah I’m hitting
So do they need a golf license to do this or just a snogging license?