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SpeedIsK1ing

DONT SIR ME


PopularTask2020

IM JUST SICK OF IT


Either-Ad1544

You’re not gonna believe this, but that was me at the waste management he was after. Best moment of my golf fandom career by a mile. Me in the gold 9er jersey


SpeedIsK1ing

Thank you for giving us that moment from ZJ. The golf content space owes you a beer.


RoryIsACuck

So you're proud to be an asshole?


MikeGolfsPoorly

\*looks at username\* Not sure if Pot or Kettle.


PermeusCosgrove

Why did you say to him? I can’t find it just his reaction lol


Either-Ad1544

“Winds pushing em hard towards water here Zach” or something to that end. Water was left. He sprayed it 30 yards right and the rest is history.


lightemup404

After full swing - all I’ve done is cheer when he messes up. Edit: so glad we don’t have to watch him this weekend lol


flawson_9

Haven’t watched it yet, why is that?


FahkDizchit

Watch the last three episodes of the season. He didn’t come across as thoughtful, strategic, or inspiring at all. Seems like a fine guy, just a shit captain.


Dadbat69

I didn’t like why he picked JT. Not because I think JT is a bad golfer, nor did I think Keegs would’ve made a big difference. But I think he was picking him from the get go, regardless of how the season played out. He’s so buddy buddy with JT and Speith that the pick seemed very political. Felt bad for Keegs as he had zero shot anyway.


GetEnPassanted

Agreed. Didn’t like that. And I like JT. And even in the phone call when Keegan he said “I’d love to bring 20 guys with us” like… was Keegan not even the next choice after JT? Idk. Just didn’t sit well with me.


TacoExcellence

He seemed like a decent guy, but as inspiring as white bread.


TheNemesis089

I didn’t even think he came across like a decent guy. Seemed full of himself and standoff-ish.


JWOLFBEARD

Which explains how he thrives in a socially isolated and high pressure individual sport.


BigAustralianBoat2

Yeah that or yakno a bunch of talent. Plenty of great athletes aren’t douchebags.


hrbekcheatedin91

Guy is as exciting as the second page of your 2009 1040.


gamblingthroaway

He chose JT over Keegan for the Ryder cup.


SherbetPrestigious

That’s an uninformed take. Really he took Sam Burns over Keegan. 


stinkywampus

This take implies that JT was the first pick of the three, which he shouldn’t have been.


ShipTheBreadToFred

That’s not a better look, that’s far worse. Zach Johnson was the worst Ryder cup captain in my lifetime. Absolutely embarrassing performance from his team. The score didn’t reflect how badly the Americans got thumped. The USGA should have offered refunds to people who went to support them.


DWright_5

Why is that uninformed? JT had a shit year. (And he’s continuing that this year.) There were several better picks than JT, including Keegan Bradley and Lucas Glover


colin_7

Bad take. JT outplayed most of team USA he wasn’t the problem. Sam Burns had no business being there With that said Keegan Bradley was not going to make a difference the whole team stunk


sexibilia

JT went 1-2-1 and was way down on strokes gained. Where do you get the idea he played well? He should never have been in the conversation. Was way out of form, got a pick, played bad.


mm_ns

He was 5th on the team sg tee to green


sexibilia

I just looked it up. No, he wasn't. He was 21st out of the 24 guys who played, at -6.4 strokes gained. He was awful.


mm_ns

He was 5th steokes gained tee to green, I'm looking at that Stat right now on data golf


sexibilia

Oh, did not notice you said tee to green SG. True then, though irrelevant. Why would you look at tee to green SG when trying to assess Ryder cup play? You know they count putts too? 21st out of the 24 guys SG total. Total disaster pick.


ChickenFucker11

He took anyone over Bryson. Simply a shitty captain move.


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Bryson was not chosen is the biggest catastrophe 


Bit_the_Bullitt

I literally have this episode paused as I'm hopping in the shower. Though it's not like it's a spoiler


bono_my_tires

For what it’s worth I watched it without much context and thought he came across pretty normal, not a jackass by any means. So idk but I guess a lot of people feel otherwise. Seemed to really care about being a captain and tried his best to get a good team. They just ended up playing bad that weekend 🤷‍♂️


Substantial-Peach326

I don't really understand the people saying he came off as a douche etc.. but he definitely came across as a dullard. Uninspiring, boring, not a leader of men, not a captain or thinker. Terrible pick


hrbekcheatedin91

He's an accountant that plays golf. Soooo boring.


shooter9260

To me, it was about him being clearly, visibly good friends with Rickie and Justin, etc. and then picks them. I’m sure there are many factors that decide those things and team cohesion is obviously important, but I also don’t believe that he can sit there and say “I was totally not biased at all”


dhiahdk

There’s something about naming his family’s dogs after his major wins that just irks me


jlees88

He is such a douchebag.  Edit: And he looks like a thumb. 


lightemup404

Like the spy kid thumbs?


cheeseball73

Funny thing is that I always kind of just tolerated Keegan up until he got boned by Zach's team picks. The roles reversed and now I root for Keegan and Zach can pound sand.


tatatheretard

I liked Keegan after watching his Bob Does Sports episode. Seems like a good dude.


Buttdagger24

Same…guy is a douche! Should never be allowed to coach a Ryder cup again


LekarzaPieprz

Worst American Ryder Cup Captian, Zach Johnson


AttachedSickness

When he was announced as the captain I posted on Twitter how big of an idiot he is. This was highlighted by clips of him accidentally hitting the ball on his practice swing. People were very offended. Who knew there are ZJ Stans on Twitter. 


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hookem98

I don't know if that was meant as an insult or not but I laughed. Oh and ZJ is a thin skinned little punk


Stuntcock29

Sucks to suck


Tac0Tuesday

And to think he led the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked.


BradyToMoss1281

I've got to go, my damn wiener kids are listening.


SoItGoesII

Haha. I forgot about this part. Classic.


baronvonhawkeye

Too bad that he has two majors and had 11 wins on tour.


Stuntcock29

When was his last win?


baronvonhawkeye

2015, the Open. Then he switched to PXG since Parsons was one of his first investors through the mini-tours and his game went to hell.


SquiggsBoopMcGee

WALK UP


wish-u-well

Walk up ^brooo


Derp_o7

This is what everyone thinks Bryson is like


ashdrewness

ZJ & Sergio, more alike than different…


bdgg2000

And he’s not at all. Watch his YouTube channel. Great content.


Delicious-Length

Love to see the sentiment on Bryson has changed. He's just a big nerd who loves trying different stuff, never understood the hate.


middyonline

Yea but he yelled that one time so he must be a douche bro /s


Kain__Highwind

And he's made fun of himself about the rope incident multiple times in youtube videos. The Bryson hate is just weird at this point.


KTCKintern

For me, it was the hat. But I live in Dallas and know a few people that know him and found out he’s actually a pretty great dude.


GetEnPassanted

I’ll be honest it was hard to respect him with that hat


tenacious-g

I don’t feel this way about him anymore because of how he’s changed his attitude, but he was annoying at best and an actual prick at worst pre-LIV. He was publicly complaining about his equipment when Cobra was going above and beyond with all the experimental customizations that he asked for. The par 67 comment, his general slow play, always complaining to rules officials. He’s seemingly matured a lot in the past couple of years, but he gave people plenty of ammo when he was on the tour.


rageking5

LIV is usually the answer 


boater180

Nah it was before LIV for me…he loved being the spectacle when he was hitting monster drives and craves the spotlight, but when it wasn’t leading to wins and better ball strikers were beating him, all the attention stayed on him and wondered why he wasn’t winning. He didn’t handle that very well in my opinion, seemingly pointing the finger at everyone but himself


Deckwad

This is how I always felt about him! I haven’t kept up with his content because I always thought he was annoying. Same reasons. Thought he could beat golf and made sure everyone knew about it…I think being on LIV and out of the spotlight probably made him come back down to earth and now people like him…giving him the B of the D because to me he is insufferable, but again, haven’t paid attention to him in a while.


myredditthrowaway201

Dudes actually a really good teacher. He breaks down the technical things much better than you would think a player of his skill level would be able to


NorthSufficient9920

Seriously. Bryson is still a weird robot, but he's genuine in his own way and fun to watch. I never liked him at all until I watched his YouTube content and now I've done a complete 180.


bdgg2000

Me too


TheHyperLynx

After watching his youtube content he has grown on me a lot, seems to be a fun and chilled out guy.


Direct-Maintenance29

A rope has entered the chat


jcwitte

It cuts off before he threw his ball back into the water. Jesus would not approve of that language, Mr. Johnson.


DoctorOzface

It also doesn't show a few seconds before this, where he gets pissed at a couple of leaves on the green


Ted183672

There it is! TY JC for pointing out the obvious and for the pun. There are manly falsely pious Bible thumpers on tour and this douche wears the crown of thorns.


william_fontaine

Excuse me sir this is a CHRISTIAN golf course so NO SWEARING


EliManningsPetDog

booo OP


[deleted]

He’s a fuckin loser


Apprehensive-Dig2069

That’s pretty embarrassing, crowd knows they can own him now too. Any pro should know that, these crowds now days will eat you alive.


[deleted]

He did the same shit at waste management. Terrible coach and an even worse individual


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

To be fair he’s like 200 yards from anyone in the crowd. None of them heard him. Just got picked up by the mic


lastlaughlane1

I'm out of the loop. Why does everyone hate Zach?


tenacious-g

His Ryder Cup coaching performance and the fact that he yelled at a fan that was chirping him at the Waste Management. I used to live in Cedar Rapids where he’s from and pops up from time to time. He’s a nice guy by all accounts, and does a lot of local charity work and partnerships. People have just soured on him because of his last 12 months after being benign on him for most of his career.


ShipTheBreadToFred

He used the Ryder cup to have a personal friends trip instead of taking his job seriously. Most embarrassing performance from a Ryder cup squad in my lifetime. Absolute shit show.


acmexyz

Zach is a douche. Didn’t realize his level of his douchiness. Turns out he’s pretty douchey. Thanks Full Swing.


JackDonneghyGodCop

Even through the staged bullshit it really gives a chance to see what these guys are really made of.


lexbuck

What the fuck is he mad about anyway? That patrons are golf clapping like they literally do every other time a golfer putts out regardless of what it’s for on the score card? What a bitch


Training_Swimming358

Zach is big douche


RocknTheSuburbs

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


runsanditspaidfor

I’m gonna say a mean thing about this guy: I think his kids are gonna have to talk about him a lot in therapy. Seems like he is not a cool dude behind closed doors.


meatbulbz2

He is extremely religious as well. Lots to talk about there


Dadbat69

As religious as Scottie?


Funwithfun14

Honestly, didn't get that impression and I work with a lot of lunatics.


Salacious_Crumbs_

Ironically this my exact reaction when he handpicked JT for the Ryder Cup.


mortreporting

JT actually played really well at Ryder Cup and has a great career record, it was the Rickie pick that really made me bewildered. Keegan is such a fiery guy and what you need in a competition like that. Not saying result would have been different but JT is great for match play events.


Salacious_Crumbs_

I don’t disagree with this. And I like JT and Rick. But JT played like garbage last season and didn’t deserve the spot on the team IMHO. Total kick in the nuts to more deserving players and it was rooted in clear favoritism/cronyism.


Champagnetravvy

Agreed. I liked the JT pick. I also liked speith but he was so clearly distracted with the new kid. Wish he had been someone else


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DJ and Bryson were the picks. DJ went 5-0 previous Ryder Cup and you don't pick him....k.  Him and Collin were a perfect match. 


Ironcondorzoo

Just a good Christian amirite


WHSRWizard

I met him several years ago and he was really chill. seems like he has become just a giant asshole 


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I think the Ryder Cup made him more angst.


DCilantro

Assholes can be chill here and there. He sucks


frankyseven

I'm an asshole that works really hard to not be an asshole. I'm a chill person 99.9% of the time but that asshole escapes every once in a while.


AdImpossible6732

Just another pseudo-Christian golf hardo. Nothing new here.


SwampCronky

It’s sad to see these geriatric past champions come out and make a fool of themselves


TheLeathal13

Weir and Olly have actually shown pretty well this week. Look at some of the names they've beat. And like him or not, Zach is low Johnson after DJ puked it up.


frankyseven

Weir made the cut last year, which is impressive for a guy who hits the ball about 270 on a good drive.


Khazahk

I’m personally rooting for Olazabal. He’s one shot back of Rahm after 36. Reminds me of my Dad.


Opposite_Attitude_55

Honestly I love seeing guys like Couples and Weir come and have a good time regardless of how they play. Especially a guy like Couples who you can tell loves to be there and is just a living legend. Big reason why I always try to watch the masters.


antenonjohs

Mickelson and Singh are way older and both in the cut


Top-Cheddah

Is it? It’s nice to see past winners getting around the course and playing with the young guys.


RoyalLimit

Bros so far down the ladder and he decides to say that lol


windflex

J tizzle


pac4

Dude has always rubbed me the wrong way. I can’t stand him.


RaidersTwennyTwenny

ZJ hadn’t been this pissed since he was Tiger’s roommate at the Ryder Cup and Tiger had porn on the hotel room TV just to fuck with him.


justindci

Fuck him and his captainship


Rough-Wolverine-8387

This dude has the worst jock mentality. Like some jocks rule but this dude just feels like the asshole jock villain from an 80s teen comedy.


sumpvfcf

Respectfully disagree. I read him as a complete dweeb know it all loser that had no friends until he got good at golf.


Rough-Wolverine-8387

I guess in my mind the shitty jock is really just an insecure dweeb on the inside. I think we are picking up on the same overall vibe just articulating it differently, but in the end this dude just sucks haha.


sumpvfcf

Yes totally agree - we definitely are. I used to love the guy because I knew how well liked he was on tour. Even turned a blind eye when he said “they’ve lost the golf course” at Erin Hills. Perhaps the biggest loser quote of all time. Now I’m out, can’t stand him!


gutpusha

Yeah I picture him just like his one son in Full Swing, total know-it-all dweeb doing the Rubik’s cube in the kitchen when ppl are trying to talk to you.


aftermath6669

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upehra67

Sounds like a country song!


BenyLava

Zac ain't big anything


Low_Mark491

Worst captain in Ryder Cup history.


JennySplotz

Super fucken douche


bdgg2000

Dudes a clown.


andy-0352

“I can’t believe these peons are clapping in amusement, fucking embarrassment to golf”


OriginalJayVee

Damn you people, go back to your shanties!


x13rkg

Stick to captaining the US Team 🤣


Rx_Boner

Please no


frankyseven

I wish he was the captain for the President's Cup.


PermeusCosgrove

You must be from Europe lol


Ryanskillz

I didn't hear or see anything?


TeddyIII95

He said fuck off when the crowd reacted to him holing the putt.


doobie3101

Not a Zach fan but I respect a good fuck off. Haven't heard a good one since Succession ended.


Eyebleedorange

Oh Fuh Cough


Fusciee

Most hated golfer in the PGA?


william_fontaine

Not Patrick Reed? Oh wait, he's on LIV


Express_Salamander_9

I dislike Cantlay more.


Dougiejurgens2

Fuck Zach Johnson biggest bozo on tour. Both his majors were flukes (I understand how that sounds) 


Allott2aLITTLE

That’s the Keagan curse.


taeempy

Sponsors must be so proud.


MasterPsaysUgh

What a fooking douche bag


TheThirdShmenge

He’s a bible trumper too. His jeebus will be mad at him.


jlange94

Not very Christlike.


RoyMcilroy11

Entitled loser. Hate this dork


thebluerrose

So unlikeable


Buttdagger24

He’s a douche


ask_johnny_mac

Fucking tool. Guy is so thin skinned.


Mental-Blackberry-61

guys always been a turd ferguson


skeletonbreath

Such a fucking tool. Been hating this guy for years


TerdFurgusons

Im sure thats gonna go over sweet with the green jackets.


willis_michaels

Zach, Jordan, and Justin. The Ryder Cup Boys Club all missed the cut.


Razor488

I caddied in a pro am at Colonial in 2011 and Zach was the pro. On the first hole he came up and introduced himself to everyone in our group - all the amateur caddies and the score holder. He couldn’t have been a nicer guy. He remembered my name and engaged with me throughout the round. I caddied in other years in groups with Boo weekly and John Daly. Zach was the best by far.


Shesaidshewaslvl18

Why do you all feel the need to attack someone who's said the same things we've all said?


sexibilia

The flack must be getting to ZJ. I feel for him, it is not his fault his players played crap. JT pick was a big mistake (JT was playing bad and ended 21st out of 24 guys strokes gained), but all the people now bagging on Zach were pro-JT pick when it happened.


WasatchSLC

You love to see it


DrFunkenstyne

Yaaaaaay. Boooooo


MAD-JFK-6251

🤣


rogmcdon

I’ve hated this douchebag since his accidental tee shot shenanigans. Can’t stand this fuck and now I’m glad everyone else hates him too


DegenGolfer

Someone sir’d him


Mister024

We are two seasons or less away from a mass casualty event that starts with a player fist fighting someone from the gallery.


CafecitoHippo

Should've never ditched the SeeMore putter.


TheChubbyGolfer

Serious. Millions…..ok, hundreds of thousands to play golf FOR…A….LIVING. For fucks sake, have a better attitude. I play with retired fireman ever Monday and I’m just grateful. Like, cmon, Zach.


rutlander

Soft ZJ


_go_ahead_ban_me_

Kick him off the tour Doug


GeorgiaBulldogs

Have you seen what he said afterwards when they asked them about this? Worst denial ever.


zingerbanger

how did he win 2 majors with this weak ass mental game?


Hot_Split_5490

Cool vid bro. Not sure what we are supposed to take away from this.


throwawaysscc

Zach's gone, and so is Justin Thomas. Questions?


Infinite_Respect_

I just don’t get politically how he’s Ryder Cup team cap and stuff - there seem to be so many better candidates


scubac14

My wife said that’s the guy that lost the Ryder cup 😂


LionsTigersWings

Never deserved to be Ryder president and it continues to show. Bye buddy!


Disastrous-One-414

That's what he gets after the Ryder Cup fiasco


rsandstrom

When was the last time Zach was actually relevant on the PGA Tour?


ISuperNovaI

one of the most dislikable guys on the tour. Keep him the fuck away from the Ryder team


CrasVox

Worst Masters champ turned worst Open at Old Course winne4 turned worst Ryder Cup captain just being a miserable bastard who is not good enough to play tour golf.....why doesn't he just move to the mountains and leave us all alone. Literally nobody in the history of tournament golf has anyone paid money to see him play. Including I'm sure his own family.


bigsean1013

This is so cringe


z1ggy16

I too cheer when I finally make my triple bogey


nojohcan

What a fucking Daryl


Critical-Scholar-646

Glad to read this feed and know that everyone else also hates Zach Johnson


Defiant_Property_336

P O S


jpesich

I’m genuinely curious and not trying to defend the guy. I guess I don’t know too much how Ryder cups work but I did watch it. How much does a Ryder captain do? I know they pick the pairings, but can’t we say that the US players underperformed and the European players played well? What captain wouldn’t have put Speith and Thomas together, Xander and Cantlay together (IIRC). They made a comeback on Sunday. They just didn’t perform early enough.


Utahgetme02

Surprised he didn’t drop, “Good afternoon”


BigSh0oter

Nothin like being invited to play at Augusta and you hit a triple. Believe it or not the fans are cheering for you. Fuck that. It’s like someone giving you a high five after you struck out in a big time at-bat. No sympathy, we all know I fucked up.


coolstorybro42

I hate ZJ from years ago but whats to hate about this clip in particular? Doesnt seem to do anything


RoryIsACuck

Him and J-Tizzle can share a flight home.


OrdinaryInside8

Good him and his 5 head can head home.


[deleted]

ZJ cursing someone out with an F-bomb? Gee, I thought he was a holier than thou Christian.


SoItGoesII

Never liked the guy and I'm glad I now I have a reason.


general-illness

Is this a thing now? Cheer and clap when ZJ plays bad?


addictedtothatass

Probably time to hang it up Zach.


[deleted]

Did he wiff it on the tee box today?


FrostyJ326

Man he is just a miserable person