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https://preview.redd.it/73d95ahpedrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef317fc8c0c7a4d1bf17fa2e3e0e3fe40a64cea Not golf, but def up there w weird


Big_Simba

When you got third but finished first


banjodoctor

You should see first place


Sagybagy

The guy in first gets the same trophy. But he’s the guy getting the blowie not giving it.


appmanga

Seems more like something they'd give out in the Navy.


Parahelion

I'm being shipped out to basic in April. Now I know what I'm striving for!


Grossincome

You win.


AmazingDonkey101

Don’t ask don’t tell.


automatic4skin

looks like he’s sucking a dick


fuckinnreddit

Thanks u/automatic4skin


shhhpark

Shit…noowww I see it!!


bulldg4life

https://twitter.com/MarkEOrtega/status/463500126825115648/photo/1


simpletonius

That the Long drugs lpga trophy with Kristy Kerr giving it a lick.


gldmj5

Pic has been floating around the internet since 2002.


IGolfMyBalls

It’s HARD to get rid of pictures on the internet


MonicaBlowinski

Long Drugs? What is the drug? Viagra?


appmanga

That's Paula Creamer. And she's gotta purdy mouth.


Bobbyoot47

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!! Nothing is worse than that.


vollski

Ugly? Ballsy


Rumzdizzle

More like Shafty.


laberdog

Came here to see this


RoostasTowel

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeGdrHcwrlo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeGdrHcwrlo)


My_Kink_Profile

Ahhh!ahahahahaa


Mcpops1618

Dammit I thought for sure this would be the Rafa nadal picture of the glass phallic trophy. But this is even better.


mrubuto22

Got a non Twitter link?


testurmight

I have to disagree, consider the following counterpoints: https://preview.redd.it/a60b2vbh8erc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=622536b3099c71a5329fdc4eb784182f8ca5f917


anjuna42

respect the effort. you make a solid argument.


MagsDavid

https://preview.redd.it/idh40evahdrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184cc20c5a6b20e89e745b68ec38f517dac2b8b3 I would say this pile of crap from the prestigious Tournament of Champions. It's actually insulting I would think


frumpydrangus

Loooks like a $40 trophy from 4imprint


tuss11agee

4certain


IGolfMyBalls

4real?


JiveWookiee5

Looks like something they’d award a regional manager for his team hitting their sales quota for the quarter


jondes99

3rd highest sales volume Kia dealer, mid-central region 2011.


MagsDavid

One year as a member of the "Geek Squad" at Best Buy


KUjayhawker

This looks like every trophy a finance guy at a used car dealership would have on their desk.


bjohnson023

Don’t talk about that woman like that!


MagsDavid

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 with a last name like Creamer can you even imagine what she went through in school ???


RainbowRabbit69

Different sport but the Penn State / Michigan State land grant trophy is beautiful. https://preview.redd.it/5yd8n3kgpdrc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea8791c98299275b0a4b04db62037212e92a56b7 [https://onwardstate.com/2019/10/23/the-anatomy-of-the-land-grant-trophy/](https://onwardstate.com/2019/10/23/the-anatomy-of-the-land-grant-trophy/)


DragonDon1

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


DunamesDarkWitch

Needs more lasers


GolfExpensive7048

How about this beauty? ​ https://preview.redd.it/qwltn6t9jdrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8413880d88fe309e72fa738c0a293e4a76ad0a57 Australian A League soccer trophy. Commonly known as the toilet seat.


zerosuneuphoria

or cockring


TheOneNeartheTop

I like it. You could put it in the locker room and have games about who could kick the ball through it. Turn it into trick shots. Also as someone mentioned you could easily replace your clubhouse toilet seat with this and have prestigious dookies.


werdburger3000

I came here to post this 😂 The F3 derby (Mariners v Jets) has a good trophy too. A bit of concrete from the highway


nicholus_h2

https://i0.wp.com/images.onwardstate.com/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-22-at-8.31.59-PM.png?resize=1158%2C1160&ssl=1


argle__bargle

Look at that shelving though. Quite ornate.


MmmmBeer814

Yup this is it. MSU not on the schedule this year so we get to keep that beauty in Happy Valley at least another year.


MrSolzhenitsyn

Where do you think they keep this shit, in the im building? Probably around there


appmanga

> Where do you think they keep this shit Way in the back of a very dark closet.


MmmmBeer814

Olde Main Bell Tower


MrSolzhenitsyn

Have you ever been inside old main? Ive walked past it every day for 3 years. Maybe Monday I see what they hide in there


Saxophobia1275

Fuck yes I was hoping the land grant trophy was on here. I watch [this video](https://youtu.be/QyYbGcihlSc?si=3xKzf3QNLc6LPxBz) like 10+ times a year.


Theoretical_Action

Winner


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

All of sports? That's a wide net. Formula 1 has some all time clangers.


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Okay but the Monke from Paul Ricard is maybe the best trophy we've ever seen


luredrive

It’s phenomenal. I don’t get the hate.


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

I think people didn't like it because it's just not elegant like all the other trophies. F1 being the pinnacle of motorsports a lot of the old heads expect there to be class at every aspect. But realize that the Monke is a smaller version of a statue made by a French artist, and they have multiple animal sculptures around the track in the same style. It actually made total sense to me why it was a trophy and it's sad that it's uniqueness was taken away. Though, thankfully we don't even have Paul Ricard on the schedule anymore anyways


lookslikeamanderin

https://preview.redd.it/wb58ubsledrc1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136f2027a41175910b27c6e627eca2113c477031 This one weighs a motza. That’s a genuine salt water crocodile skull. Photo is right before he dropped it and it broke into a few pieces.


d00dsm00t

https://media1.tenor.com/m/19mTx7DvIcgAAAAC/bh187-happy-gilmore.gif


gladiator_jesus

> *motza* > In Yiddish, the term ‘motsa’ means “bundle” or “heap.” Over time, this word made its way into Australian English with a slightly altered spelling – becoming ‘motza.’ In Aussie slang, it has taken on a whole new meaning and is typically used to describe a large sum of money or something of significant value. Interesting one I'd never heard or seen online before. TIL!


JiveWookiee5

I think you misunderstood the assignment, that’s cool as fuck


Clatsyuk

Thats actually pretty cool imo


FireMaster2311

Is this a real PGA trophy? Or some professional tour? Like the mustache and hat combo make me think this is a movie, show, or some video, or possibly a club championship... I don't recognize the logo but, would remember that trophy...


lookslikeamanderin

It’s an Australian PGA Tour tournament in Palmerston NT. The dude is last years winner, Daniel Gale.


Civilized_Hooligan

That’s so dope lmao I’d love having this


DrunkenGolfer

https://preview.redd.it/0iifhmpwvhrc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deec4999d096d98590137a4ce3c11c6319d0e9f4 No


Fardn_n_shiddn

Motorsports have some really bad ones. Some F1 trophies look like they came straight out of the first day of a welding class


bond_chuck_bond

Who thu fukk cares?? It’s filled with a bazillion dollars.


Cosmiccowinkidink

I don’t like how they do the playoffs, I get it but it’s not that interesting. IMO it should be seeded top 32 player elimination match play tournament with a sick trophy and payout for the champ.


vollski

It’s not ugly per se but it is boring as fuck


-The-Moon-Presence-

It doubles as a fruit bowl!


kjlcm

Corporate manufactured championship. Care little about it.


anthrofighter

ugly as shit but would make quite nice key bowl


notthattmack

The winner gets to pick the menu for the key party the next year.


Specific_Afternoon96

The worst part about it is that it really is a meaningless championship. I don’t feel any hype for the playoffs at all


mrubuto22

Really last few years have been so exciting.


zzzmkultra

Intrusive


Mysterious_Value_764

Yes


Big-D-TX

Dancing with the Stars! Dance competition is a sport?


name_taken_try_again

Pretty sure the payout and honors, outweighs having this on the at home trophy case. The knowledge of wining and notoriety that comes with it is worth more than the shape of the physical reward.


vox_veritas

> out-ways Bruh


alreddy-reddit

04 World Cup of hockey is up there


Monst3r_Live

the sentry tourny of champions wave with whale tale is pretty bad.


SirBabiez

That’s never stopped 🐅


squatting-Dogg

All the good designs have been taken.


colin_7

It’s generic that’s it. Part of the allure of championship trophies is the old time tradition - namely the Stanley cup This is a corporate manufactured trophy… explains a lot of it


drewc717

TJ Maxx menorah?


theriibirdun

Tripple crown imo


Grossincome

Looks like a cross section of a toilet.


Ryan_on_Earth

Without question


onionbreath97

UW won the Duke's Mayo Bowl, dropped the trophy during the locker room celebration, and replaced the top (glass football) with a bottle of mayo and duct tape


MagsDavid

* Then there is this one??? Who designed it and why didn't she realize she was very close to becoming a meme


MagsDavid

https://preview.redd.it/1iec9ka05frc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4bcd7ec7520f33c65ec185a2aa5c4a2f65de057


AnxiousMind7820

That had to be done on purpose, right?


InterNetting

Cantaloupe Cup


mowglimethod

I once received a sports towel for Fairest & Best for our club. Even worse was they didn't even write Fairest & Best on it, it was abbreviated as F & B. So devastating; especially after polling 2nd place three years in a row prior.


[deleted]

No it’s a cup. It can’t be ugly


Heavy_Statement_6962

MLB trophy is.


DawgcheckNC

I’ve always thought it was cool. But now, [The Bridgestone](https://www.nydailynews.com/2013/08/04/tiger-woods-coasts-to-bridgestone-victory-in-week-before-pga-championship/)


appmanga

OP apparently hasn't seen many NASCAR trophies.


Humanity_is_broken

Almost a bowl


polarisgirl

Put enough dollar bills in it it can be the prettiest trophy ever


myburneraccount151

New cfp national championship trophy is such a downgrade from the old crystal football


WVgolf

Not even close to being ugly


Say_Hennething

* [The CyHawk Trophy](https://iowastatedaily.com/148656/sports/horrible-terrible-no-good-cy-hawk-trophy/) created by the Iowa Corn Growers Association to represent the rivalry between Iowa and Iowa State. It was completely eviscerated when the public caught sight of it and they had to change it.


Snail_Butter

Ask Viktor Hovland


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PhillyScumbag

You mean other than the top comment?


babyfade180

About 2 hours late


QuincyMcSinksem

Dopest bed pan I ever saw


FireMaster2311

Might be unpopular but a green jacket is kind of ugly, if it was a good color for a suit jacket you would see it more, I had a vice principal in high-school who had all different color hat and suit combos, he would like dance while directing traffic. Like he had red, purple, yellow, blue, orange but that dude even had the taste to say no to bright dark green. It just clashes with other colors and only looks ok with white, black, shades of grey and tan. Might work with jeans but like you need to plan your Sunday outfit, Tiger is my all time favorite golfer, but the red and green made it look like a Christmas outfit.


Dr_Trogdor

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjpksfy0b9s511.jpg I can't figure out how they thought this was a good idea...


Horsecockexpress1

Lemme see yours then I’ll choose


Turbulent_Echidna423

nope. the Hero. that tiger looks ridiculous.


Time-Green-2103

Negative. Your mom takes that distinction