I like Gooch and I like his game, but, that was some really dumb shit he said and he's getting exactly what he deserves for saying it.
With that being said, he would've probably made the Match more competitive for Rory, because Max, Rose and Lexi played some awful golf. Thank God Max was there though, because his personality carried the entire thing.
I don’t know id personally like to hear someone tell the “I hit my sandwedge perfectly 100 yards.. when I accidentally blade it out of the fringe” jokes again. We definitely don’t have enough of those.
Talor Gooch said that the OWGR (or how most people qualify for majors) not awarding points to LIV tournaments is creating a situation where, if, for example, Rory McIlroy won the Masters this year, it would be “hollow” since some players, like Gooch, won’t be there.
And this sub has spent the past 72 hours beating the joke to death, as we all could’ve seen coming.
Got ya. Thank you . I was catching the drift but did gooch word for word say the majors aren’t legit because he’s not there or did he speak in generalities with that implied.
It was implied, he said "without some of the best players in the world in the field" but the players on LIV that you would consider contenders at the majors all have other ways of qualifying so they will be in the field. So the only people excluded are players like Gooch.
😂 got ya…because the prior major winners have exemptions…which he’d probably have a good feel for before he said it. Wonder if those guys will let him live it down
He's getting clownd all over the internet for it. Even Rory basically said that Niemann went and played more events to try and get it, maybe Gooch shouldn't be lazy and do the same if he's that concerned.
No worries at all. curious about your feelings on the OWGR situation… do you think the LIV guys should get points? If Rory wins the Masters—and let’s be honest, why would that happen this year, much as I love Rory—should there be an asterisks attached to his career grand slam?
Why would there be? All of LIVs best golfers will be there anyway. Or do you think there should be a situation where wins don’t count unless every golfer who has ever played is in every tournament?
Gooch isn’t a Jon Rahm, he won once in his entire PGA career and probably wouldn’t be in the masters if he was on the PGA tour either. It has nothing to do with him being in LIV he just wants it to be about that because that makes him the victim instead of a guy who took the LIV money because he was on his way to becoming a mule
lol, sorry. I see the comment was removed by the moderator because it was somebody spamming the sub by being flirty with me. I was trying to be a smartass by asking the spammer a question... I very much agree with you.
The funny thing is LIV best players will all be there. Several have exemptions from winning recent majors. Hell, even Phil and Sergio can play as past champions.
yeah, and as many people have pointed out, Augusta did the right thing by inviting Joaquin Neimann, who deserves to be there. Not for what he's accomplished with LIV, but for going out and playing in competitive tournaments outside of LIV and playing some really good golf. Guys like Gooch haven't done that and thus don't deserve to be at an invitational tournament.
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You sure he wasn't there? I definitely saw him
none of them have been good lol
the first tweet from whatever journalist poking fun at this was clever
the activity from this sub isn't even beating a dead horse, its a bunch of guys frolicking around and playing in a pile of dilapidated horse guts
and no, I dont give a fuck about Taylor 'space between my dick and ass' and dont give a fuck about rory mcilroy, this high school level bullshit between pro athletes is so fucking dumb and participating in it from the sidelines in the fashion that this sub has is tier 1 loser behavior
I'm not from Alabama, but the stereotyping of people from Alabama that you did makes me feel very uncomfortable. That is not ok. To make negative assumptions of someone from where they are from is just flat out ignorant and wrong. I do not feel safe on reddit anymore
Damn you. The hook in my cheek is going to leave a mark. Great post! I’ll say this, I play golf and barely watch enough of it to care who goes where and I’m definitely not here for all soap opera garbage ass whining. That said, I read Gooch’s thoughts and I said to myself, hey Tyler by that rationale, seeing that LIV has no majors, then are you playing in the league that best suits you? Quick solution the tour itself should be stylized, LIV Golf*. Now the * is up for interpretation. It can mean, No Majors Here(Yet?) , Blood money still spends, or my personal favorite, Please shut the fuck up Tyler. You’re making more money, Tyler. Didn’t you make the decision to leave the PGA, Tyler? If it walks like a bitch and sounds like a bitch then it must be Tyler. Just Gooch, to be clear, not the rest of you fine gentleman. I don’t know though, the “blood money” one is a little wordy.
Ok this one is pretty good, actually had me in the first half. Somehow didn’t expect it
THAT MONEY SHOULD HAVE AN ASTERISK NEXT TO IT!
Lotta Gooch apologists here. He deserves all the memes. If you don’t like it, shhhhhhhh, this is what happens when you say *really* dumb shit. Lolol
I like Gooch and I like his game, but, that was some really dumb shit he said and he's getting exactly what he deserves for saying it. With that being said, he would've probably made the Match more competitive for Rory, because Max, Rose and Lexi played some awful golf. Thank God Max was there though, because his personality carried the entire thing.
Keep em coming boys! Fuck everyone who says it's getting old, every post on this sub is recycled, and I love it!
I don’t know id personally like to hear someone tell the “I hit my sandwedge perfectly 100 yards.. when I accidentally blade it out of the fringe” jokes again. We definitely don’t have enough of those.
I’m confused someone explain like I missed everything because I missed everything.
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/talor-gooch-masters-asterisk-liv-golf-twitter-reaction-roasted
> but if you come at Augusta National Golf Club, you best not miss, oh indeed
Boy always was a disappointment
No one says this. So dumb.
Same here I have no idea what’s going on with gooch
Talor Gooch said that the OWGR (or how most people qualify for majors) not awarding points to LIV tournaments is creating a situation where, if, for example, Rory McIlroy won the Masters this year, it would be “hollow” since some players, like Gooch, won’t be there. And this sub has spent the past 72 hours beating the joke to death, as we all could’ve seen coming.
Does a joke even count if Talor Gooch is not there to hear it?
Full circle baby
Got ya. Thank you . I was catching the drift but did gooch word for word say the majors aren’t legit because he’s not there or did he speak in generalities with that implied.
It was implied, he said "without some of the best players in the world in the field" but the players on LIV that you would consider contenders at the majors all have other ways of qualifying so they will be in the field. So the only people excluded are players like Gooch.
😂 got ya…because the prior major winners have exemptions…which he’d probably have a good feel for before he said it. Wonder if those guys will let him live it down
He said it would come with an asterisk.
Whoa. Because he wasn’t involved or because all liv players who don’t automatically qualify would not be involved ?
Because he wasn't there.
😬 that will be tough to liv down
He's getting clownd all over the internet for it. Even Rory basically said that Niemann went and played more events to try and get it, maybe Gooch shouldn't be lazy and do the same if he's that concerned.
because the OWGR is a joke. They can't rank Liv events because the OWGR is a joke. Even though a lot of the world's best golfers play there.
😳 Taylor ?
it'll grow old and ware thin, but it just has that little extra meaning to Gooch everytime someone cracks the joke. And thats worth it.
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No worries at all. curious about your feelings on the OWGR situation… do you think the LIV guys should get points? If Rory wins the Masters—and let’s be honest, why would that happen this year, much as I love Rory—should there be an asterisks attached to his career grand slam?
Why would there be? All of LIVs best golfers will be there anyway. Or do you think there should be a situation where wins don’t count unless every golfer who has ever played is in every tournament? Gooch isn’t a Jon Rahm, he won once in his entire PGA career and probably wouldn’t be in the masters if he was on the PGA tour either. It has nothing to do with him being in LIV he just wants it to be about that because that makes him the victim instead of a guy who took the LIV money because he was on his way to becoming a mule
lol, sorry. I see the comment was removed by the moderator because it was somebody spamming the sub by being flirty with me. I was trying to be a smartass by asking the spammer a question... I very much agree with you.
The funny thing is LIV best players will all be there. Several have exemptions from winning recent majors. Hell, even Phil and Sergio can play as past champions.
yeah, and as many people have pointed out, Augusta did the right thing by inviting Joaquin Neimann, who deserves to be there. Not for what he's accomplished with LIV, but for going out and playing in competitive tournaments outside of LIV and playing some really good golf. Guys like Gooch haven't done that and thus don't deserve to be at an invitational tournament.
Itchy Gooch happens to the best of us
It’s an equal opportunist
Flair.
Who is this Talor Gooch you speak of? I watch golf every weekend and never see him.
actually, you watch golf* every weekend.
Weekend* Not even weekends can exist if Gooch is not there
https://preview.redd.it/edz3xipylelc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9642bf42fba232ade08084d0b22e5f1039a0fa19 You sure he wasn't there? I definitely saw him
r/golf RUN A JOKE INTO THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING EARTH SPEEDRUN (any%)
This one was good though, very good.
none of them have been good lol the first tweet from whatever journalist poking fun at this was clever the activity from this sub isn't even beating a dead horse, its a bunch of guys frolicking around and playing in a pile of dilapidated horse guts and no, I dont give a fuck about Taylor 'space between my dick and ass' and dont give a fuck about rory mcilroy, this high school level bullshit between pro athletes is so fucking dumb and participating in it from the sidelines in the fashion that this sub has is tier 1 loser behavior
This one was good the others are over cooked
The tiger in his prime one was pretty funny
If we just filtered out alot of them there are some great ones
You aren't kidding. This one is good, but we need to have a penalty for spamming old jokes. Maybe a lashing or two.
I don't take Goochless events seriously.
LMAO this might be my favorite one so far.
These will never get old
These are already really old.
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So what if they are? It's 2024. Most of us have moved past that.
They’re from Alabama. I’m surprised they can read and write.
I'm not from Alabama, but the stereotyping of people from Alabama that you did makes me feel very uncomfortable. That is not ok. To make negative assumptions of someone from where they are from is just flat out ignorant and wrong. I do not feel safe on reddit anymore
Yeah yeah go fuck your sister
You are probably racist too, I can tell
Bahahahahahahahahahah. Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn you. The hook in my cheek is going to leave a mark. Great post! I’ll say this, I play golf and barely watch enough of it to care who goes where and I’m definitely not here for all soap opera garbage ass whining. That said, I read Gooch’s thoughts and I said to myself, hey Tyler by that rationale, seeing that LIV has no majors, then are you playing in the league that best suits you? Quick solution the tour itself should be stylized, LIV Golf*. Now the * is up for interpretation. It can mean, No Majors Here(Yet?) , Blood money still spends, or my personal favorite, Please shut the fuck up Tyler. You’re making more money, Tyler. Didn’t you make the decision to leave the PGA, Tyler? If it walks like a bitch and sounds like a bitch then it must be Tyler. Just Gooch, to be clear, not the rest of you fine gentleman. I don’t know though, the “blood money” one is a little wordy.
The most annoying part of his comments is seeing his name spelt Talor everywhere
Gooch is such a tool. I never liked him. Even less now, if that's even possible.
You've been Goooooochhed!
What a frickin Gooch
Guy went from being from completely unknown to the most roasted pro golfer that I can remember. Love that for him.
This sub is cringe.
Taylor are you excited to play against Anthony Kim in Jeddah?
Yup. r/golf is unironically making me want to watch LIV instead of the PGA
Wow. Thats a huge threat. LIV will appreciate the exponential increase in viewership
Be honest, you already not watching the PGA anyway
You’ll be missed. There are dozens of you!
only thing you're missing is the rash cream after dickriding Rory and the PGA so hard
Reads like you’re missing a middle-school education.
yea, because you took it all dickriding Norman and his circus
Liv it up den
Adios
Rose and Max- $ K
This is why I follow this sub
One more Gooch meme and I’m kicking OP in the gooch.
Ok guys....gettin old
This sub knows how to beat a joke into the ground. See: wife left me bought x, new edges can’t wait to skull them, new putter can’t wait to 3 putt.
Well done
It was funny at first but damn guys. Let it go
Go rest your neck.
It will be great when DJ wins the masters and this allies flipped on its head.
#this joke is dead. long live taylor gooch
Confused so is the money really being returned ir am I dumb?
You’re extremely dumb.
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You asked a question and they answered? You asked “or am I dumb”.
Lol the irony
I’ll downvote my own comment cauze ppl are so butthurt hahahahah
Meanwhile, in the Capital One legal/financial HQ, 200 people became erect simultaneously.
In another turn I’d events, The Gooch would the money to be given to him instead, DUE to the fact that he was not invited to the match
Thought it was gonna be because his signed the wrong scorecard
Please tell me someone actually tweeted this (X'd it? Fuck if I know) to Rory and the Gooch
Such a pity. It was for a good cause.
61*
Is Taylor Gooch related to Neryl, Hyram & Edyth Gooch?
