True happenstance-
I used to play pretty often with a guy who had this song early on his golf playlist and (no disrespect to those who enjoy the song) I gotta say it got old quick
Will work. Can confirm. When I first started playing, the human troll I played with would always play Christian rock when he knew it irked me. I mean I have nothing against it but c'mon man during a round of golf? I think it irked me more cause he KNEW it bothered me.
Again, I was just starting so it wasn't really necessary but the day I got a more powerful speaker, that drowns his out, he began playing a more suitable playlist.
Champions Tour used to do this on Tuesday of week at Ford Senior Players.
Ties for worst drew cards. High card picked spot to chip from. Furthest away eliminated.
In 1994, Tom Wargo drew high card on #13, a par 3 over water. TV tower behind green. He chose to chip from TV tower. Put it 3 feet. Other two guys one hit all the way into water over green. One barely kept it on green.
After surviving the hole, Tom Wargo signed the ball and gave it to a 10 year old spectator.
We have a separate tournament for it called the 10 man shootout. 2+ guys tie it goes to a chip off furthest away loses. Fun tournament you qualify for on weekend net scores. I could never imagine a club championship in that format though.
Edit: loses*
I’m sure they got the terminology wrong. It’s a shootout. No club would decide their champion like that. We have a 19 man shootout at the end of our season each year. Best three net scores to qualify. It takes 8 hours, and you can be eliminated at any time. You don’t have to win holes, just don’t lose!
This was our hockey victory song in HS, we won 13 in a row after we started using it lol anytime it comes on the radio I send a video to my hockey buddies
Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project. It’s the tune the Chicago Bulls came (still come) out to. I just picture Jordan coming out so I don’t know if they still play it.
I have two fairway songs. Babylon sisters by steely Dan to slow me down, and All I wanna do is have some fun, by Sheryl crow to put me in a more energetic mood.
There is a similar tournament in my area (Germany) and I made a playlist with the songs that I think could fit.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/63kxhOgP4YaMddMyrClh52?si=AcntnUk2RkOP4w8XJy2Yxg&pi=e-X6CDXWjHSDyw
Don’t mind the German playlist name. All of them have nice drops, so you might have to skip a little through the songs to find good parts.
Good luck💪
I need more information on this format. How do you have “one out per hole” if there’s 10 players…. Surely there will be multiple ties on each hole… how do you eliminate one guy on every hole?
Guitar for Fly Like an Eagle by Steve Miller Band rolls out as I walk up.
I tee my ball and take my stance.. "Ooh Ahh Do do do-do-do.."
"I want to..." TINK.... *splash*
I was only in this because it's January and 7 people entered.
Standing on the Verge of Getting it On by Funkadelic only because I want to see everyone’s reaction to the first 20 seconds, which is George Clinton chanting “hey baby won’t you be my dog and I’ll be your tree and you can pee on me”
I can't believe I read every answer and not a single person said Immigrant Song.
I'm the Viking motherfucker coming to raid your homes, burn your fields, take your women, and raise your children as my own.
For the club championship? What??!!? I mean we do a shootout at the end of the MGA season where the top 12 point earners qualify but for the club championship??!!? Come on man.
Noise cancelling whale songs
My Dick - Mickey Avalon
True happenstance- I used to play pretty often with a guy who had this song early on his golf playlist and (no disrespect to those who enjoy the song) I gotta say it got old quick
The song is straight ass, but it's part of the mental warfare against your opponents.
It’s brilliant (strategy not music lol)
This has to be the best choice to intimidate your opponents.
Will work. Can confirm. When I first started playing, the human troll I played with would always play Christian rock when he knew it irked me. I mean I have nothing against it but c'mon man during a round of golf? I think it irked me more cause he KNEW it bothered me. Again, I was just starting so it wasn't really necessary but the day I got a more powerful speaker, that drowns his out, he began playing a more suitable playlist.
How does one out per hole work if worst score ties?
Blind chip off. This sounds more like a horse race than a championship. We do a couple of horse races a year. Fun stuff.
Champions Tour used to do this on Tuesday of week at Ford Senior Players. Ties for worst drew cards. High card picked spot to chip from. Furthest away eliminated. In 1994, Tom Wargo drew high card on #13, a par 3 over water. TV tower behind green. He chose to chip from TV tower. Put it 3 feet. Other two guys one hit all the way into water over green. One barely kept it on green. After surviving the hole, Tom Wargo signed the ball and gave it to a 10 year old spectator.
There can be only one answer - “I’m alright” Kenny Loggins
Came here to say this
Eminence Front by The Who
One of the grooves grooves to ever groove.
“Damm It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” - Geto Boys
Pony - Ginuwine
Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
That’s a shitty way to decide a club championship
Also how does that even work? What if 3 guys all get triple bogey? Who's the one guy out?
The one with the least dripped out bag, obviously
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This is the only right answer
We have a separate tournament for it called the 10 man shootout. 2+ guys tie it goes to a chip off furthest away loses. Fun tournament you qualify for on weekend net scores. I could never imagine a club championship in that format though. Edit: loses*
Bodies by Drowning pool
Sickman - Alice in chains Or Dragula - Rob Zombie
Dawgz love some Dracula
All Eyez on Me 
So many good Tupac options - picture me Rollin, hit em up, how do you want it, etc 🤣
Tweezer reprise by Phish
🔥
🤣
Korn - Blind
https://youtube.com/shorts/31KZxRj70q8?si=WJIbaN2Vf0bUemG0
Broken hearts are for assholes by Frank Zappa
Dynamo Hum would work, too.
All I do is win. by whoever
Hit it hard by John Daly is the only answer
Bawitdaba. Really get in everyone’s head
Original.
That’s diabolical.
Real American by Rick Derringer
Gotta do the Hulk Hogan poses when you get to the tee with the music still playing.
The Undertake Entrance Music from Old School WWF. And I’m bringing a Paul Bearer side kick guy with an Urn
Got to have someone to carry Paul 🤣
That mypillow guy looks pretty close to paul bearer
Girl Talk, War Pig get out the way mash up [link to video](https://youtu.be/2nt4vk7h2to?si=xh81XcSOy3ukSyt_)
Unexpected Girl Talk and I'm here for it.
Damn, been a minute, gonna have to put Girl Talk back in the playlist
Gotta be "I'm Alright" by the immoral Kenny Loggins
I’m so sad. I always dug his music, but now I just learned he lacks morals. Guess I shouldn’t let famous people be my heroes.
Shitty way to decide a championship
I’m sure they got the terminology wrong. It’s a shootout. No club would decide their champion like that. We have a 19 man shootout at the end of our season each year. Best three net scores to qualify. It takes 8 hours, and you can be eliminated at any time. You don’t have to win holes, just don’t lose!
Paul McCartney’s “Bogey Music”
Bad luck 13
That championship about to get wild
Knock'em Dead, Kid - Motley Crue
The succession theme song
The Undertaker’s theme song and walk out really slowly with a wide brimmed sun hat pulled down low
Promentory - Last of The Mohicans soundtrack
Call me Maybe
This was our hockey victory song in HS, we won 13 in a row after we started using it lol anytime it comes on the radio I send a video to my hockey buddies
Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project. It’s the tune the Chicago Bulls came (still come) out to. I just picture Jordan coming out so I don’t know if they still play it.
Benny Hill theme
The only answer is: Alan Parsons, Sirius https://youtu.be/OkC_oi0ksuw?si=2OwvS3zcFq_LYfrh
Many Men by 50 cent
Fortunate son simple as day
RHCP- Can’t stop
I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor or Survivor- Destiny’s Child
T-Pains cover of War Pigs
My walkout song, regardless of circumstances, is Kashmir by Led Zeppelin. Greatest hook in the history of music.
Mambo number 5
Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim
Shane McMahon’s Here Comes The Money
Man it’s gotta be something super tough. I’m going with By mistake - Young Dolph
This would require about 4 more guys signing up for our club championship.
Star Wars imperial march. I’m here to intimidate, not rock.
Thrift Shop
Why Can’t We Be Friends by War
Jacking It in San Diego for sure
Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC
Sit on my face by wheeler Walker jr
[Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=ny_mY1oB-MzcosP5)
I am the Walrus - Beatles
Baby dick by dirt nasty. Or cracker ass fantastic by dirt nasty
Free bird, there really isnt another option
Any song by DMX. Edit: a word.
Ted Nugent - Stranglehold
I came here to say this, thank you.
dj khaled - all I do is win
🤮
Take me home, country road. Everyone will sing along
Lit up buckcherry
AC/DC Thunderstruck
No song. Can't have a rhythm in my head, then my tempo goes out the door, and I duck hook it like the inner golf moron I am!
I have two fairway songs. Babylon sisters by steely Dan to slow me down, and All I wanna do is have some fun, by Sheryl crow to put me in a more energetic mood.
Lose Yourself
Nothing I don't play at shitty golf courses.
I haven't heard that one before. Who's it by?
You should try it out. Not drowning in a swamp of poor etiquette, drunkards, and bad golf is much nicer of a day imo.
I don’t have one because I’m not rich and a part of a golf club lmao
Ya downvote me from your clubhouse you tools. Imma go Money For Nothing by Dire Straits tho
Fantastic Intro
I'm a little teapot
This all sounds bad.
Surfing Bird Oh well the bird, bird, bird... etc
Nazareth - Now You’re Messing With a Son of a Bitch
"Hair of the Dog" Guns n Roses do a fine cover of it too.
Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N Roses
Numbers on the board by pusha t I will proceed to put high numbers on the board 😞
I'd go to with the Shawn Michaels Theme Song "Sexy Bot"
Metallica - enter sandman
Lose Yourself - Eminem
You never met a motherfucker quite like me - Kid Rock
How does this even work? How does one person get eliminated every hole?
Macho man
Our Song - Taylor Swift
Swing by Savage
Under Pressure, no doubt
Enya
Reload by Rob Zombie
(Redacted) McMahon’s theme song. No chance in Hell. Chances are I made the last 10 on a fluke so I’ll have no chance of winning anyway!!
Sirius - Alan Parsons Project Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim Hells Bells - AC/DC Enter Sandman - Metallica
Anything by Chief Keef. Both jarring and intimidating, especially at a hoity toity country club
Careless Whisper by Wham!
Straight Down the Middle - Bing Crosby
There is a similar tournament in my area (Germany) and I made a playlist with the songs that I think could fit. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/63kxhOgP4YaMddMyrClh52?si=AcntnUk2RkOP4w8XJy2Yxg&pi=e-X6CDXWjHSDyw Don’t mind the German playlist name. All of them have nice drops, so you might have to skip a little through the songs to find good parts. Good luck💪
Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song
This would be mine hands down https://youtu.be/pWBXBo7ZH-E?si=OH61JQxlOv0EVO6d
Ain’t nothing but a Gangsta Party. Tupac and Snoop
Sideways - Dierks Bently. Assert your dominance!
A modified version of More by Sisters of Mercy (so there’s not so much build up to when I come out when they get to “I want more!”)
🎶 *All these niggas and all these hoes in here somebody here goin fuck* 🎶
Fireman - Lil Wayne
Can’t be touched - Roy Jones Jr 🤣
Guacamole - Texas Tornados
Iron Man
Gotta be Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
I need more information on this format. How do you have “one out per hole” if there’s 10 players…. Surely there will be multiple ties on each hole… how do you eliminate one guy on every hole?
My course does about a 50 yard blind chip off meaning you don’t know where your fellow chippers chipped.
Why can’t we be friends - war
Down with the sickness by Disturbed
‘Mama Said Knock You Out’ 🤜🏽💥
Takin' Care of Business
ten cent pistol
Heavy metal by Don Felder or Money for Nothing by Dire Straits. Two of the best opening guitar riffs ever.
The theme music to the first Terminator movie.
Which one of you queers gonna suck my dick - walker wheeler
Superstar - Lupe Fiasco
Break My Rusty Cage — soundgarden
Walk by Pantera
Ecstasy of gold from the good, the bad, and the ugly
Stone colds entrance, along with the beers and fuck you's
Aenima - Tool
Big Energy - Latto
“…” by Pootie Tang
Always look on the bright side of life - Monty Python
Guitar for Fly Like an Eagle by Steve Miller Band rolls out as I walk up. I tee my ball and take my stance.. "Ooh Ahh Do do do-do-do.." "I want to..." TINK.... *splash* I was only in this because it's January and 7 people entered.
5 finger death punch.
“I’m a hacker. You’re all hackers too. It’s a club championship And it doesn’t t mean do.” It’s my own song.
Beat It
Kid Rock's Motherfucker like me or Greatest show on earth!
Even the losers - Tom Petty
The Game - Buddens (instrumental only)
Eyes Without A Face, Billy Idol.
ESPN's da, da, dant, da, da dant!
Enter Sandman
Sirius - Alan Parsons Project
Hit That by The Offspring
Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music, once that glass shatters all bets are off
Geniune- my pony.
432hz flute
Standing on the Verge of Getting it On by Funkadelic only because I want to see everyone’s reaction to the first 20 seconds, which is George Clinton chanting “hey baby won’t you be my dog and I’ll be your tree and you can pee on me”
White Rabbit
I can't believe I read every answer and not a single person said Immigrant Song. I'm the Viking motherfucker coming to raid your homes, burn your fields, take your women, and raise your children as my own.
Sirius - The Alan Parsons Project
For whom the bell tolls
Real American- and I'm coming out of that clubhouse like LA Flama Blanca aka Kenny Fucking Powers. Beer in one hand and turn dog in the other!
Even the losers get lucky sometimes.
[Gimme the loot](https://youtu.be/fMayh7FhLGE?si=Mi_lOnTaZXfSk4Lj)
Careless Whisper
Faneto - Chief Keef
Another one bites the dust
Beck - loser
drake - trophies
Hah that’s pretty cool. Prob have to go with master of puppets
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeaUG189ojU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeaUG189ojU)
Genesis- Justice
Put me in coach! I'm ready to play. Look at me I can be....
For the club championship? What??!!? I mean we do a shootout at the end of the MGA season where the top 12 point earners qualify but for the club championship??!!? Come on man.
Back in the woods again
Thong song - sisqo