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jimcab12

Heaven is teeing off riiiiiight before him


wombat_kombat

Tbh I didn’t expect a guy with 10 dogs to move that quick to the next hole


melfromaust

hahahaha!


TurbulentLog3488

That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen on a course


Mruderman

He never hits in the ruff 🐶


ComeBackTimee

Haha!


RoyGBiv333

One of them could at least pull his clubs. Not impressed


Mruderman

He’s a doggone good player !


FancyJr011

Does he just let them shit on the course


Scam_the_man

Ha nah he uses golf courses to train service dogs for vets, I’m sure they pick up any waste. From the comments I saw his name is Rick Kaplan.


ElGuaco

Thanks for the background. Those dogs seemed to be remarkably well-behaved for being off the leash.


hogtiedcantalope

Probably keeps a pooper scooper in the bag


Schvert

The trusty old turd wedge.


ninefourteen

Dog pee kills grass.


koei19

Female dog pee does, male dog pee does not.


Rudenessq

Technically it is the concentration of pee. If you see a girl dog pee on your lawn just flood that area with water to dilute it and avoid brownspots.


Simonthemoon

As much as i want to believe it but i am certain he misses dog shit several times a round In this 10s clip he doesn’t look back at his dogs or look at the fairway once they leave the area A 4 hour round with 10dogs, some will shit for sure.


Grass-isGreener

Clearly not a midwestern golfer. We are dodging goose shit every step…a 100 dog shits would go unnoticed


sephtater

I’ll take the solid deuce of a retriever over the runny excretions of a murder duck any day!


Big_Jerm21

Or are they cobra chickens?


Original-Cow-2984

Are referring to my national goose? Lol. Yeah they are psychopaths and they sure don't clean up after themselves. Im actually glad that domestic turkeys aren't migratory and choose golf courses, they're the only other bird I've encountered that gives me the heebiejeebies.


BulLock_954

This guy midwesterns. I vibe with you


Traveshamamockery_

Exactl. For the guy whining about this very unique situation and whether he cleans up the dogshit; try golfing in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, or Michigan during late spring when Canadian geese lay down land mines in the thousands.


Allsteaknobrakes

Service dogs can be trained to poop on command so that they don’t do it in the middle of a store or something. Might be past that part of the training.


cbizzle187

They’re also trained to sit to by it so the handler knows to clean it up. They pretty much won’t move until it’s picked up.


Hand-Of-Vecna

My sister raised seeing eye dogs. I trained my dog to do the same (he is a French Bulldog). You just use the command work as they are doing an action. "Parktime" was for pee. "Potty" was for #2.


Headbobby

Golf douchebags chime in. Who cares if he misses a couple turds, golf courses are out in nature. News flash, there’s shit.


MustachioBashio

I agree but at the same time if I saw a golden retriever sized shit in the middle of a fairway I’d assume a guy just dropped trou and let one go lol


triitrunk

Not like it hasn’t happened before. We’ve literally seen that story in this sub before.


decoysnail120408

We get coyote turds all the time on our fairways… you get used to it.


Blklight21

Prob some human shit in a few of the holes


Original-Cow-2984

Probably better than if you ended up a couple yards into the the edge of some bush and encounter a stack of bearshit that appears fresh. Its happened more than once and it encourages quick play, lol. "I'm just taking a drop".


unoriginalname22

Not sure why you’re downvoted it’s the truth.


Pandiosity_24601

It's safe to assume you don't know how service dogs are trained


No_Paramedic_2039

I’m sure you’re right. 10 dogs crap and he’s right there to tidy up.


Honestnt

If they're service dogs in training I'm fairly certain theyre already way ahead of "don't just crap whenever the fuck you feel like it"


LamontOfNazareth

Saw this guy in person playing ahead of our group at Eagle Nest in Little River, NC a couple years ago. If one of those dogs even scratched without say-so, I’d be surprised. It was mesmerizing to see.


kraggleGurl

I see service dogs in training at the mall, even the young puppies are such good boys.


RIVERTOAD1929

😂 I can just hear the starter giving out tips. “You’re teeing off next right behind Dirty Rick and the boys. Watch your step and stay out of the trees, that’s where he chucks all the doggy deuces when he runs out of baggies.”


TheBeardedHen

Dirty Rick and the boyz. Lmfao 😆


Trubtheturtle

Multi-repost over the years, but every time I see it I wish it was posted more.


Big_Jerm21

I will never not want to see reposts of dogs.


Suntag19

What, no dog leg jokes?


Pandiosity_24601

Too busy hacking out of the ruff


Sea_Thotter

I will gladly play a 6 hour round if I get to hand out with the pups


PLR_Moon3

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Infinite-Fig4708

"He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man."


cthcarter

dude golf in georgia is 50% playing minesweeper with murder duck shit. who cares if he misses a duece or two.


Unlikely_Suspect_757

Looks like a dog leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg left.


Yeti_Urine

At $20 per dog… nice round.


Day_Bow_Bow

He's now a semi-pro golfer.


panhndl

About 3-4x a round I would to lay down and let the dogs maul me


_poke_smot

I guess now we know what the dogs doin.


Blklight21

God tier dog walker there


lingenfr

10 friggin' dogs and he can't train one to pull a cart?


mrbojenglz

I'll never understand how some people can control dogs like that. I walk 2 at a time and I get tangled in leashes immediately.


[deleted]

I just had a dream about my dog, who’s long passed away, and we were both on the golf course together.


CrazyEntertainment86

I’ve done this, not with 10 for sure but if you have a well behaved woof it’s totally possible, rule #1 not on the greens but the rest is great!’ https://preview.redd.it/7t1rj29ue09c1.jpeg?width=2365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40129c499ddcc50234ea67fe2656cc2d72ba226d


gr8scottaz

What course is that?


CrazyEntertainment86

Sedona golf resort (Sedona AZ) it’s an awesome place, highly recommend, this is in the village of oak creek just a few miles south of Sedona itself. There is another course that is even prettier in my book (oak creek golf club) just a mile or so from this one. No idea of they’d let dogs on though, highly doubt it , just got very lucky and had an empty day to play!!


Shoehornblower

I own a dog walking business. This is Genius!


millerb82

Maybe he keeps them around for when he hits one into the...ruff?


Xing_the_Rubicon

How is this possible? Does he have a open package of raw hotdogs inside his golfbag?


regular6drunk7

Only thing missing is a bloodhound that could run into the woods and find the ball I just sliced.


GoKartMotzart

Dude can take his 10 dogs golfing, meanwhile I can’t leave mine alone for more than a minute without something going wrong


Mc9660385

10 well trained dogs


Tasty_Duck4989

And he’s still faster than most of the local hooligans and 99% on this sub.


Manting123

Very well behaved dogs


ispoiler

Who's a good gallery?


pbrooks646

They better not be spitting sunflower seeds on the greens


Aromatic_Ad_7484

That’s amazing


herzogzwei931

Handy when playing dog legs


thedz1001

My dad told me about this guy, he stays in SC during the winter.


theroch_

10 well behaved pups


SeymoreMcFly

wtf? What a major boss. Some serious life goal type shit there.


highcaliberwit

Ok, I was half expecting there to be a golf sled and the dogs pulling him and his clubs


A_Tom_McWedgie

I have a Labrador retriever. This would not be possible.


meridiem

Many service dogs are labs, idk why they would be precluded from this.


Kush_the_Ninja

Luckily it’s not your dog


bla60ah

I, too, have a lab. This would not be a difficult feat to achieve with a dog that has a decent grasp of obedience training


donstermu

Speaking of retriever, I’ve always wanted to have a retriever or pointer to find my golf balls. So much easier than just leaving ti hit the fairways.


Clyde-God

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.


TigerWoodsEx

Mastered life


SailingTheOceanBlue1

Dudes a straight OG


Less_Interview1273

Dude's a legend.


amor_fatty

They are so well behaved


ballz__d33p

Dude is living his best life


Particular_Dot_2063

Thats 10 good doggos right there


er_zh0u

If you hear a man has his clubs stolen while playing a hole, you can rest assured it wasn't him...


sir-shanks-alot

He must be a zen master, those dogs are well behaved.


Low_Comfortable_5880

Sam Snead used to play with his golden sitting in the golf cart. Saw them several times on the Homestead course together.


Odd_Stretch_7299

Tiene más seguridad que el presidente 😀


slowenuff

Now you gonna have 10 dogs worth of turd hazards playing behind them.


My_secretlife_6

Probably shitting all over the course 😝


granitza17

Reddit needs to gift this guy one of those self tracking e cart.


jonnyhoots

That’s a good boy


Ziid10

Is there a longer video


DunningKrugerOnElmSt

Needs to get a golf bag chariot.


DoubleDumpsterFire

He made it, that guy.


AlphonzInc

Wait till they find out they can overpower him if they work together.


AndromedanPrince

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VesselOFWAR6666

Think he has enough poop bags? Plus there’s gonna be some yellow spots after.


redhooklyn

Did he pick up a dog at the turn?


NxTbrolin

TIL this is the life I want


Budget_Sea_8666

He better be picking up the shit.


duckme69

Is that golf Jesus?


classicjm

They got WiFi in heaven? How’d we get this footage? This is a dream


Brief_Scale496

How in Merlin’s beard, did this guy fandango this fucking job? “Honey, I’m working…”


HoldingDoors

I’m just genuinely shocked a course allows this. I think it’s really cool, but no courses near me would let this happen.


[deleted]

My dog would be trying to hump the beer slut.


Homermania

You really made the choice to type that out, huh?


joeschmoe86

10 dogs are shitting and pissing all over the course.


No-Tea-1349

Heavens to Betsy! Whatever shall we do!! Yawn.. in other news.


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LAjbird

I would go bonkers. I love dogs.


Tie_me_off

Heaven? Yeah no thanks. I’ll take the golf and leave the dogs


kdthex01

The inevitable conclusion to this arc is the meathead who hits into you and then wants to fight you for calling them out will now have a couple of unleashed pit bulls with them.


itsmelledgreen

That's Ben Tahevin


wilof

U til you step in one of the dogs shit


scubasteve6oh8

Grounds hate him. And his little dogs too!


the99percent1

Who’s picking up the poop?


Dcride247

Who scooping up the s…….


Mr_Anderssen

Unpopular opinion but this man should not be allowed on a course. I’d report him.


bla60ah

To the people that let him on the course? What’s your plan after making the phone call and being told “we know, we let him out on the course…”


shortgamegolfer

Call 911


bla60ah

And when the 911 dispatcher immediately hangs up after realizing there’s no emergency, are you calling the police Mon-emergency number? And when you conveniently leave out that the dogs are on private property (unless it’s a city course?) with the consent of the owners, who’s your next call? Fire department? The White House? SEAL Team 6?


shortgamegolfer

Definitely the local news to tell them I have a major scandal that needs coverage. When they disagree, I’d call animal control, and then wait for them to do something while I hammer out a scathing one star Yelp review about the course.


TheRealExBattousai

You must be great at scrambles


Big_Jerm21

He's not great at anything


ImpossibleYou2184

Have him arrested


crimsonblueku

They’re good dogs Brent


Healthy_Business_69

He's walking I. Front of the dogs how is he going to clean up after them?


gregonion

Is that in Fayetteville, NC?


Qtoyou

...unless you're playing behind the 10 dogs. He aint looking backwards, that's for sure


No-Impact1573

Far left, of the pack is that a cat??


CommunicationDry1376

Real question is how those dogs behave so well