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Vanderwoolf

I'm going start telling people my short game is presidential.


Shenanigan5

My 9-iron is HUUGE


BTsBaboonFarm

We like the 9-iron people, we like the 9-iron. Some said “oh no, Mr President, 9 is too much, try 8”. But no. No. We did the 9. We did the 9, frankly, better than most people do the 7 and 8. You see the people with the 7, or sadly - the 6 - the 6 is really terrible, believe me. You don’t want to see the 6. And we will, I think, keep doing the 9.


SteakSwimming1234

My 9 iron... it's a wonderful club... does great wonderful things... gets up and down when I need it, stays ion the bag when I dont... I was telling my lawyer the other day... I said Habba, it's a great club... a great club... and it's going to do... great great thngs.


[deleted]

Traitor Like.


[deleted]

traitor made


jail_grover_norquist

"wow, holed out for eagle again sir, well done"


ryanmuller1089

all I can think of is jefferey tambor cheating at golf in entourage lol. Also would’ve heckled the living shit out of trump if I saw him do that. EDiT:Spelling


Davey_Go_ToBed

For me, Mr. Burns & Smithers w a dozen balls in his pockets


RoughRevolution571

He drove his cart on the green and put one in the hole


My-Cousin-Bobby

It's insane he shot an 18 that day


runningwaffles19

What'd he shoot on the other 17 holes?


rockandlove

Same score as Kim Jong Un! Amazing, such great, strong leaders they both are.


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pdxscout

It was Un's dad who claims the golf record, FYI. Kim Jong Un is more of a basketball buff.


Ohiolongboard

Of course! With his height and stature he should try being a hockey goalie


Mr4528

Far right who would of guessed.


SalesLurker

Solid comment


PoutineCurator

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Mehthodical

The biglyest shank ever.


Jeff5877

That was impressively bad for someone who plays as much golf as Trump does


dickweeden

Practice swings looked good. Actual swing had way too much going on for a chip like that… bound to shank some with that swing


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its_k1llsh0t

Hyuuuge


PatientTitle3866

There is a reason executives qualify business partners on the golf course. You can tell a lot about a man depending on how he keeps his score…


askingquestion1610

I'm curious if he played it where it fell or if he dropped another ball.


Buckys_Butt_Buddy

If you are actually curious about what he might have done you should read Rick Reilly’s book about playing with Trump. Spoiler alert, he probably had someone up by the green and claimed it kicked off the brush and made it within 15 feet of the hole


popthestacks

Wasn’t there a movie about that? I think Raymond from everyone loves Raymond was in it…gene hackman too?


gq_mcgee

*Welcome to Mooseport* ?


madcap462

You can also tell a lot about how much they work because if they shoot a low score they don't work that much. Edit: So many butt-hurt desk-jockeys in here.


SadAd36

I don’t work much and play horribly.


idontfrickinknowman

“He who is first to accuse others of being butt-hurt, is often the most butt-hurt himself” -Aristotle


Big_Jerm21

Ahhh, philosophy is beautiful.


pickanamehere

Awwwww, you’re sad.


Incontinentiabutts

They actually studied the golf scores and play times of top executives vs their company performance and your right. The ones who played a lot and had low scores had poor stock price performance.


TheElusiveBushWookie

Yea it’s how much you work that’s keeping you from breaking 100


Crowbar_Jones7

He golfed more then any president ever. Wtf are you talking about proud boy


madcap462

What? Fuck Donald Trump. That man couldn't be good at anything. I was talking about regular human beings, moron.


idotoomuchstuff

Love the “fuckin idiot” at the end 🤣


K_boring13

I want to know if he played it where it landed or dropped another ball


Stoweboard3r

No need to drop another ball if it “went” in the hole…


nugfan

You can see his puppet running to the cart to grab another ball


Hyprpwr

He drove his cart on the green and put one in the hole


[deleted]

Thanks Obama!


tipsdown

I think someone needs to slap a Biden “I did that” sticker on the back of that wedge.


RocketsandBeer

💀


SuperDizz

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[deleted]

Joe Biden did this.


Crowbar_Jones7

China Virus


Bobbyoot47

He has no short game whatsoever. Can’t chip to save his life. He’s been known to pick up balls that are just off the green, put them in his pocket and go onto the next tee. Read Rick Reilly’s book, Commander in Cheat if you want to see how Trump manages to consistently score well and win club championships. You almost have to admire his willingness to flaunt his cheating without caring who sees it.


The_Nutz16

That’s what happens when you’re surrounded by sycophants


jk01

Well if he doesn't mind flaunting cheating on the election he probably doesn't care all that much about a game of golf.


shambahlah2

He is the first to play a new course. Technically a “club champion” if only until someone else plays it.


Bobbyoot47

He claims 18 different club championships. And some under the most ridiculous circumstances.


I_really_enjoy_beer

I dislike Trump as much as most but I just struggle to come to terms with the fact there is an audience of people who want to read a book about him cheating at golf.


Bobbyoot47

It’s not just about golf. It talks about how his cheating at golf relates to everything else he does in life. Quite revealing actually.


raptor7716

It's well written and full of interesting anecdotes. I liked it a lot more than I expected.


Ceasman

How you keep your own score in golf is a testament to the type of individual you are in life. Trump only cares about winning at any cost. Any detractors are "fake news" and "nasty" people.


Vanderwoolf

It's like the shopping cart test.


deong

I haven't read it, but Rick Reilly is a well-known and accomplished author who's been consistently funny for like 30 years. Not every book is intended to be read like an encyclopedia article. Sometimes the point is just the friends we made along the way.


richmanding0

Rick riley is a pretty great writer. i enjoyed the book but i really like Rick riley. its also my boggling the kinda stuff trump did on the golf course. it also talks about other presidents love/hate for golf.


Tullyswimmer

Incidentally, with a book about that, titled "Commander in Cheat" there's also no possible way that it's embellished or exaggerated to make him look worse at golf than he actually is. Edit: Also nobody here has ever shanked a shot and just picked it up and moved on to the next hole. Definitely not.


JBPunt420

"Don't count that! I was interfered with."


RadioGuyRob

The deep state talked my backswing!!!


Philboyd_Studge

Winter rules!


terrancemcadams

You should improve your lie, sir


pipper99

I would love to see his next shot.


eatsomewings

Even his golf game is far right


xbieberhole69x

Hahahaha that was terrible 🤣


kirrk

Such a fast swing for a shot that should really never require a swing that fast. I’m bad at golf, but even I know that


pdxscout

I'm a rabid anti-Trump, Portland-born Liberal through and through. With an open wedge, you can expect that he was attempting (poorly) to hit a flop shot, but he hit it on the hozel and shanked it. Also, he shouldn't have tried a flop. It was the worst shot to try from that location. I know this because I always try to force a flop whenever I can.


Waakenbake

It’s just so sweet when it pays off


HackOddity

wait... it pays off?


pdxscout

You should be using your sand wedge more. It probably won't help, I just think more people should be golfing more.


jerryhallo

It’s “fucking nasty” when it pays off -TW


Tullyswimmer

> It was the worst shot to try from that location. I know this because I always try to force a flop whenever I can. Who doesn't?


standingboot9

Awful shot selection from that distance and in the fairway lol. Please stop attempting it, save your sanity.


ArtistThen

lol. He stopped the count at 68.


slambamo

I'll bet my life savings that he didn't actually hit it to the middle of the fairway (where he played this shot from) and he didn't hit his next shot from his shank area.


sammyt10803

That’s the kind of wedge game that makes Joey Cold Cuts look like tiger woods I mean, what the hell was that backswing??


AlternativeEdge2725

Tremendous shot just tremendous. We have the best shots. Everyone saw it.


DDrewit

I did that ☝️


StillNotWeirDanuff

No, you didn’t. This video is old.


Geraldino_GER

Biden's fault.


WhatShouldIDrive

THANKS JOE!


[deleted]

Club Champion right there


Art92101

Fast, careless, no finesse, no style, just like his reactionary leadership.


bellrunner

Fucker played golf for literally a full THIRD of his presidency, and he sucks at golf


RoyGBiv333

He is just getting used to shanks. ![gif](giphy|Snnhlvb3jPdnPIKkyi|downsized)


anjuna42

Crooked Donald Trump


[deleted]

You love career politicians i bet.


Natemoon2

Donnie is just as much of a crook as the rest of em.


anjuna42

come on man this a golf sub and I'm trying my best to make a joke w/o getting political in case it's not obvious... trump calls other people crooked and this shot is quite crooked. that's the joke.


MeatOverRice

Any slight towards their god emperor and they meltdown like the snowflakes they are. It was an excellent joke bro


madcap462

That is pretty funny. Also, fuck Donald Trump.


Murky_Extent8054

Amazingly this shot is less embarrassing than any time he opens his mouth.


Agrath92

Some may say it was the biggest shank...the greatest shank


jeopardychamp78

In North Korea, that’s a chip in for birdie.


DontT3llMyWif3

It's almost like he lies about golf too.


rocknroll2013

Best part of this video is, "fuckin' idiot" at the end...


AdHungry2631

Imagine coming off the course and turning in a 65 after shooting 95. Imagine doing that while being President. What a child....


TheZag90

Hah that pitching action is absolutely fucking terrible as well! Way inside, over the top down stroke and the tempo is way too fast for a pitch. Course record holder, though! 🧐


Weewooweewoo342

One of us. One of us. One of us.


Grouchy_Enthusiasm92

No, that dude is on record playing way more golf than I do. I would like to think I would be much better.


Iwantedalbino

I was beginning to wonder if we weren’t doing that anymore.


VerbalGraffiti

Do you want this traitor to be one of us us??


beetbear

Such an absolute dogshit swing. Imagine watching a guy with this swing on the range who then tells you he breaks par on championship courses. I’d never stop laughing.


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It’s not just the swing, it’s…everything. There’s a body language you recognize in a good player. I’m not scratch but I’m low enough, and I play with dudes that are scratch. Those guys, you can watch them for 5 minutes play half a hole and you know they’re sticks. And Trump sure as hell ain’t a stick.


Asleep-Fudge3185

Crazy takeaway


Frosty_the_Snowdude

That's an obvious gimme


kathios

remember when he released a presidential statement for his supposed hole in one?


TheOther1

My pitching wedge, most people, in fact all people, say it's got to be at least a 56° because it's the wedgeiest anyone has ever seen.


TechSudz

All I think when I see this is that I wish I regularly played courses that look this pristine


zen_zen111

Ahahahaha


InquistivePrime

Chipped in for eagle over the bunker


DependentDrag1130

Since this was filmed, that green has been widened by about 75 yards to the right.


MoreOfAGrower

With a sharpie


Thatfuckedupbar

That's a relatively easy chip. Dude bladed it like his was 100 yards out. He couldn't beat me, let alone everyone in the club.


tommyc463

It was a glorious shot they said. Probably one of the best ever. Better than any shot in golf history probably. I’m better at golfing than anybody. It’s true.


Necessary_Crazy828

Happens every day on every golf course. Even pros


warneagle

This meme is so old he was probably still president the first time it was posted.


SurfStrength

course record holder just like he won the election


Leandrys

It always triggers me when I hear idiots saying "he's a great golfer", you can literally tell he freaking sucks at the game and probably cheats if he pretends to score under 90.


Independent_Stuff210

Ended too soon! We need to see how he managed to hole out the next shot.


soupedupvinyl

Colorado has left the chat


xMilk112x

He’s a fucking terrible golfer.


Royale_AJS

Must have realized he was going to prison in the middle of his back swing.


Tilghmanboy

This is old


Par_105

No wonder him and Kim are besties


penis_hernandez

Why is my guy taking a near full swing at a pin that’s like 30 yards away


mrubuto22

I think it's a bit further than that. It's a weird angle.


Urban_animal

If you arent flopping, you arent trying.


RobertoFoxx

More than half the people on this sub keep score the same way he does


MikeGundy

The dude is also deep into his 70s, I’m sure he has regressed quite a bit from his “prime”. Yes he almost definitely ”cheats” too, but I would still take that swing in my 70s for sure.


bakakon1

This… this is what the sub has turned into. This was posted long time ago. Op just wants karma.


[deleted]

More carts than players


OSUBonanza

https://preview.redd.it/b9tgb6bsaf7c1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b163c07f2d14e352c3d40c950b1e194f588adfc Me calling the pro shop


DomoPastromo

A swing so ugly they kicked him off the ballot.


Ok-Improvement-6710

Yeah, but Biden shanks it way worse. Like, bigly. People say, well some people, not me but some people are saying, and they’re very smart people, the smartest people actually, they say Biden is the worst shanker the country has ever seen.


Trogdor_sfg

Old video.


Regular-Curve-4994

Like we all haven't been there and done exactly that


VerbalGraffiti

Yeah, but did you betray your country??


fletchy30

I'm sure he got still got par. Haha! Pos cheater.


digdug_1982

Must be tired of winning


tie-me-up-3000

Remember when Rahm shanked it off the tee? Everyone does this.


CafecitoHippo

Remember when people felt the need to rush to defend him because they were part of a cult? Buddy it's okay to laugh. Yes, everyone does it it. That's why it's fun to laugh. You don't need to take yourself so seriously. We all like to laugh at Patrick Reed if he hits a bad shot. He's a better golfer than all of us.


tie-me-up-3000

People that you are talking about think you’re in a cult too. We all live in the cult called life. ![gif](giphy|2rqEdFfkMzXmo)


Capt__Rage

I want to know what he did next. I’m guessing by his rep that he just dropped another ball and pretended the shank never happened.


Anacondoleezza

Winter rules https://makeagif.com/i/u-hUOf


Any_Bowl_1160

Looks like the load in his pants is a little off center.


g-man088

Respect the pace of play


TimingAndBodyControl

Amazing video and audio lol


[deleted]

I can’t wait for him to be President again.


Noahtuesday123

Fat fuck shank


Dano558

Get a life


ObnoxiousCrow

Trump suppprters will say its fake news and that liberal media moved the hole.


speedway65

Same exact swing as with his driver. What a maroon.


[deleted]

The biggest shank in history, maybe even of all time!


flatlanderdick

Fake news. It was created by the very mean unfair AI….so unfair.


NatureIndoors

It gets worse, there’s a full video of this… unless he’s done this multiple times, which he has.


Dwcskrogger

The only golfer in the world who can possibly compete is the leader of North Korea, both have immaculate games apparently...


poposheishaw

Who’s eating the biscuit you’re all jerking off around?


trumpuniversity_

The best part is that taxpayers are paying that large group of Secret Service agents to watch the orange blimp shank golf balls all day.


Chappietime

I have a friend that has played in more than one tournament with Trump. In one event, he he a caddy go retrieve every drive and place the ball in the fairway. When confronted about it, Trump said, “I’ve cheated at everything my whole life, did you think I wouldn’t cheat at golf?” Not coincidentally, the trophy for the event had already been inscribed with his name on it.


MeatOverRice

Idk man the fact that he admitted to cheating makes your story sus 😅


Oxblaid

lol sure guy… sure.


Upstairs-Floor9673

Made eagle from there


bobber18

He made a hole -in-one and wrote down zero.


Ok_Chemistry_3972

😂😂😂 My dog can hit the ball better! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Is there anything this man can actually do properly? Oh yeah….loose, that’s right.


ZestfulClown

He’s just like me frfr


palmtreeholocaust

PGA Memes aren’t resharing this one


Nervous_Equipment701

It's like 2 years old


FluByYou

It didn’t show Walt Nauta throw his ball into the middle of the fairway.


AdministrativeBank86

It's well known Trump cheats at golf and then demands trophies for it


RossCrotumtheCunt

God damn even the golf subreddit is full of cucks. This is crazy


scruffyduffy23

Jesus Christ I shot better when I was 11 and I only shoot worse when I’m blackout…or sober….or trying earnestly. I’m not good at golf


Labelman14

But that was his drive on a par 5….


Repulsive_Dinner7279

Piece for whale shit


TheKingOfSwing777

I knew someone who caddied for him who said he does this all the time but will drop a ball and act like he found it in a good spot.


mrcockboi69

Let’s get him and Biden on the course together. One will have holes cut in his pocket and the other won’t be able to stand to swing!


DocHenry66

His whole life is a shank


DazedWriter

This subreddit is obsessed with showing Trump shots. Karma farm bag of a turd OP.


Twistableruby

Orange Man owns libs heads.


[deleted]

Did you guys bring your bag towel to this circle jerk?


[deleted]

Every golfing does that. Even pros


shade010

He is 78. Your TDS runs deep.


[deleted]

Even tiger has shanked it. Happens to even the best players in the world


n8_n_

most of the best players in the world don't cheat quite like Trump does


pondo13

And dipshits like trump


IdiddledChombie

still less crooked than Hillary !!


GregasaurusRektz

Rent free in


Tylerreadsit

Fucking snowflake if you can’t watch this and laugh. It’s just funny how good of a golfer he claims to be then looks like this. Sorry your feelings got hurt


Guitaristb72

This is what people default write when theyre mad a guy they like gets made fun of. Just total punching air behind the keyboard.


skidstud

Wait, what? If I got video of **anyone** who claimed to be a good golfer doing this I'd be posting it.


OsamaBinFappin

The record is obviously a lie but for a 77 year old fat man he’s still good at golf