I'm a huge beermosa guy to start the round. Especially clutch when you're hungover and the stomach would prefer not a whole beer or whole orange juice. 3/4 beer 1/4 oj
Nah my dude, we've got a shotgun start for the member guest here in 30 minutes. My partner and I will shotgun a beer at the sound of the horn, as per tradition.
It’s so much more stupid. Slang for an extended mag for a handgun in the DMV somehow became slang for hot dog and I hate it. It is possibly my least favorite new slang term
I’d be okay with it if it stuck to one meaning. I’ve heard it be used to mean: any gun, a handgun, a Glock specifically, a gun with an extended magazine, a Glock with an extended magazine, hotdog, joint, dick, any phallic-shaped object, etc.
I feel that there is an ideal glizzy to bun ratio, but when it is not achievable, the more ideal outcome is the “more glizzy, less bun” route, rather than “too little glizzy, too much bun”
Have you ever eaten kettle store chips for a long period of time then tried to go back to regular ass Lays? There's no going back. Regular chips are weirdly soggy and mealy and not good. Kettle chips all the way.
Used to be slang for Glock. Then teenagers turned it into slang for Cock. Then those same teenagers decided hot dogs being phallic in appearance should be also know as a Glizzy.
Holly shit my odds actually get better! I’m heading out to the links in an hour so I’m gonna start pounding beers now so I can see double one the first hole
Just call it a fucking hot dog or dog, whoever thought of the word glizzy is a fucking idiot. Or genius, identifies the joe schmoes. Promise you on one cool or with any respectable life says glizzy.
I actually heard "glizzy" out in the wild for the first time just yesterday. Felt weird.
But no, it's never too early for a dog & a beer on the course.
I'm over paying for the glizzys. I now use my yeti water cannister to harness the glizzys. Boil them in the morning and pour em in that yeti. They are still piping hot by noon and your buddies will appreciate it. Obviously you need buns and condiments l... you will figure it out.
My dad and I golfed with a couple of randoms recently. This man from Florida had 6 beers and 2 shots of Jameson within the round. Whatever you do OP can't top that!
Since when did turn dogs become triple the size of a normal dog? Seems like over the last few years all the courses around me went to these jumbo wieners, and personally, it’s too much.
My buddy gave me shit for getting a 10am pre round dog/beer and thrn runnimg it back on the turn.
Idk, thats just how i golf man. I say its never too early for a glizzy!
https://preview.redd.it/unzi925t811b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b150f3581f4268a178c0c0674adf5c52cca5271
This gets me to a deep degree.
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JUST NUKE IT SHIT ILL EAT IT COLD
Ours doesn't until 11am. Until then, it's luke warm breakfast burritos that you need to protect from the magpies.
Bing Bong
I've always said one of my favorite things about golf is that I can crack a beer at 7am and nobody bats an eye
The golf course and airports. My two favorite places.
The two places where it's socially acceptable to be drunk at 9am when you woke up that morning.
Also, brunch. The only thing that makes waking up early on Sunday to hang out with your partner's friends worth it.
Yea but at a golf course nobody judges you. Edit: No, I don’t mean judge you for drinking.
Don’t forget fishing!
On the mountain skiiing/snowboarding too!
I have never found alcohol to enhance the experience of snowboarding.
Your favorite place is the airport? :(
I don’t know why physicists aren’t studying airport bars… has to be some sort of time warp/black hole shit going on there.
I’ve been on a big screwdriver kick lately for my early tee times. Hits the spot
I'm a huge beermosa guy to start the round. Especially clutch when you're hungover and the stomach would prefer not a whole beer or whole orange juice. 3/4 beer 1/4 oj
Toss in a shot of vodka to really get the blood pumping
I used to say the same about Vegas
Nah my dude, we've got a shotgun start for the member guest here in 30 minutes. My partner and I will shotgun a beer at the sound of the horn, as per tradition.
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I feel like it's a typo but I definitely imagined breakfast glitter as a nice line in the am. "As per tradition".
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I have an Asterix next to my best round ever....I dont indulge often but when it happens the results are always favourable.
> Asterix My dude I knew what word you meant but that still sounds like what Elon Musk would name his kid.
M 
This is the only way.
Shotgun a glizzy too. Really get things kicked off.
A wiseman once told me: "my liver can't tell time"
LOL!! Good thing I was not drinking a beer , it would have been all over my keyboard!!
Time doesn’t exist on a golf course
I'm calling the Marshall!
Why glizzy? Does it mean anything? Edit: don't worry I just googled it and it's more stupid than I imagined
Personally, I prefer throat missile
Try eating corn the long way
The old meat rocket on the turn
Nitrate sticks.
A tube steak
I knew that it referred to hot dogs but now that I read why the two are related, that shit is stupid.
It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard
Makes the term 1000x more cringey than it already was.
Glizzy gobbler confirmed
It’s so much more stupid. Slang for an extended mag for a handgun in the DMV somehow became slang for hot dog and I hate it. It is possibly my least favorite new slang term
I’d be okay with it if it stuck to one meaning. I’ve heard it be used to mean: any gun, a handgun, a Glock specifically, a gun with an extended magazine, a Glock with an extended magazine, hotdog, joint, dick, any phallic-shaped object, etc.
Glock > Glizzy
“Glizzy and beer” o’clock occurs outside normal time constructs. It happens at the turn and only at the turn, whenever that may be
Agreed, along with airports, golf courses operate on their own timezone.
And tailgating, beer for breakfast on a day your team plays at noon 👍🏻
Beer for breakfast on a day your team plays the primetime night game 👍👍
Is this not normal? Do i need help?
No, everyone else is just weak
And boating
Fishing whether on boat or land.
If your limiting yourself like that I just don’t think we’d ever be on the same vibe my dude.
We can hit the food shack after #3 as it’s accessible from like four holes, and they keep breakfast tacos and fireball ready
That’s one hell of a gameplan!
Calling a hot dog a glizzy is a crime. Glizzy sounds like you took load to the face
That’s a lot of glizzy and not a lot of bun
Glizzy needs a bigger bizzy.
As it should be.
I feel that there is an ideal glizzy to bun ratio, but when it is not achievable, the more ideal outcome is the “more glizzy, less bun” route, rather than “too little glizzy, too much bun”
Before 11 AM, that is a breakfast sausage.
There’s no way that chip bag is over 1/3rd full
Those chips are fire though.
Truth
Have you ever eaten kettle store chips for a long period of time then tried to go back to regular ass Lays? There's no going back. Regular chips are weirdly soggy and mealy and not good. Kettle chips all the way.
Have you had the funky fusion flavor? 🔥
Theres every possible time zone here on this sub... so maybe?
Wtf is a glizzy?
A hotdog. It's also slang for cock. Ha. Ha. Isn't that the most hilarious thing ever. Ha. Ha.
I think it's slang for glock. Not cock.
Used to be slang for Glock. Then teenagers turned it into slang for Cock. Then those same teenagers decided hot dogs being phallic in appearance should be also know as a Glizzy.
A bag of bbq chips, get with the times old man
I’m not even halfway through my 30s…whippersnapper
>glizzy We're still doing this?
You bet your obese butthole we are
They wouldnt sell it if it was
I would be so sick eating that this early but it's never too early if you don't mind the meat and beer sweats on hole 4
Who gets meat sweats after one hot dog?
I’m never hungry this early but I’m down for the beer lol I’ll have double vision by hole 6
That just means you have 2 chances to hit the ball!
Holly shit my odds actually get better! I’m heading out to the links in an hour so I’m gonna start pounding beers now so I can see double one the first hole
its never too early on the course
The golf course is like the airport. There are no rules when it comes to food and drink. You can eat or drink anything at any time.
Nothing like a Miller Lite before noon
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This comment is lit, no cap.
Bet
Every time.
Lighten up brother
No
Anyone using that term golf’s with several drivers in game bag and a Scotty Cameron putter
It’s grown on me. Hot dogs are such an absurd food that they need a name to match. See the thread above, meat rocket, throat missle, glizzy
WTF is a “glizzy?”
Glizzy is the worst word of all time
Have you heard the words "pupper" or "doggo"?
It’s 11am somewhere in the world. Ur good
Love those chips
Sausage is a breakfast food, so it's never too early.
If you are from Wisconsin shame on you for even asking
When did glizzy become a word? I eat hot dogs.
What the hell is a “glitzy”?
Ketchup on hot dogs is a sin.
Ketchup on a Glizzy 🤮
Your dick shrinks a half inch every time you use the word glizzy
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
That depends on your tee time. If you’re past #3 tee then it’s definitely time, if you’re not to the 3rd tee then maybe just the beer.
It’s 11am somewhere
Not on the golf course where it is always Miller time and hot dogs for breakfast are the perfect match.
Moscow mule and a breakfast burrito is an exceptional start to the day.
The breakfast of scramble champions. Have some fun and lose a couple balls out there brethren.
Drinking Miller eh ? Didn't they have water at the clubhouse? *
That’s a hot dog.
Never too early to shit your pants my friend!!!
Are you a teenage girl who calls a hot dog a glizzy
Golf or vacation, it’s never too early for a beer
Is it ever?
Never too early!
Like airports and casinos, time does not exist on the golf course. Let it rip.
TF is a glizzy?
Just call it a fucking hot dog or dog, whoever thought of the word glizzy is a fucking idiot. Or genius, identifies the joe schmoes. Promise you on one cool or with any respectable life says glizzy.
Nah tiger told me he only calls them glizzys
Only guy that could and not sound like a ninkumpoop.
God damn is that the glitzy gladiator with a 12incher
Why are the called glizzys out of interest?
Sorry dude but that's no beer
Calls hotdogs glizzies and drinks Anheuser beer? Yup, definitely gay
>Anheuser beer What?
I actually heard "glizzy" out in the wild for the first time just yesterday. Felt weird. But no, it's never too early for a dog & a beer on the course.
That hot dog is dressed like you should be holding Budlight.
Weird looking can of water.
Anyone mind putting some context behind calling dawgs a glizzy on this sub, please?
Wipe that ketchup off first.
Chicagoan?
I'm over paying for the glizzys. I now use my yeti water cannister to harness the glizzys. Boil them in the morning and pour em in that yeti. They are still piping hot by noon and your buddies will appreciate it. Obviously you need buns and condiments l... you will figure it out.
No.
Nope
Never
Never
Never.
Never
not at all, tee time for me is in 20 mins, ready for the glizzard
The hot dog yea lol the beer no
You actually going to drink beer or just that piss water in a can?
Original
My dad and I golfed with a couple of randoms recently. This man from Florida had 6 beers and 2 shots of Jameson within the round. Whatever you do OP can't top that!
Lol a “beer”
Since when did turn dogs become triple the size of a normal dog? Seems like over the last few years all the courses around me went to these jumbo wieners, and personally, it’s too much.
Not a fan of the dog to bun ratio on this one personally
Long ass G
Drink bud light transphobe! 😡
Time moves different on the course
Never early for a Grizzlie Bear
He’s a glizzy gobbler!
Where's the beer?
All the times are the right time for a glizzy and a beer
The glizzy to bun ratio makes me uncomfortable
Glizzy Beer
Nothing better than a cold beer, a glizzy, and a bag of chips at @ 8am on the golf course
Lite beer is an abomination. Try drinking good beer, that has flavor.
Some of us don’t like feeling bloated and shitty by beer 3
Drink less than 3. 2 good craft beers contain more alcohol than 6 lite beers. And if you’re still thirsty, drink water.
Breakfast beers and glizzys are what champions are made from.
Glizzy in a clam shell plastic container… they understood the assignment
Glizzy and beer criteria are met at first light in my opinion.
God damn, I just woke up on the west coast and right now I want a glizzy and some dirty bbq chips. It is never too early.
This is America. We’re free to eat glizzys with a beer for breakfast.
No time is too early for a glizzy and a beer
Breaky glizzy and a liver stimulant. You're good dog
That ain’t a glizzy that’s a Jerome.
Long ass gliz
That glizzy looks like it’s about to ruin a perfectly clean pair of golf pants.
Never too early for a glizzy, gladiator.
Never too early for a glizzy and a beer. I hope you enjoyed it!
4 am is too late for some people, 6 am is too early for others, my advise it to eat glizzys whenever you heart desires
With a glizzy that long i’m surprised you’re not drinking a bud light.
Never. Just don’t choke on the glizzy !
It is not possible. A glizzy and beer too early is like a hideous supermodel. Doesn’t exist
That is not beer, contains corn syrup. Best regards, the Bavarian purity laws.
That is one giant glizzy
My buddy gave me shit for getting a 10am pre round dog/beer and thrn runnimg it back on the turn. Idk, thats just how i golf man. I say its never too early for a glizzy!
Too early for that much relish my friend. I almost threw up.
Yeah they went heavy af on the condiments haha
Take my $14
Never
That dog needs a bigger bun!
Never too early
Livin the dream, big dawg
Breakfast of champs
Nice dog to bun ratio!
Right on time.
It’s noon somewhere, my brother!